PETA Ads: It’s Somehow Important that You’re Naked to Save These Animals

Sorry, I’m just not falling for it. PETA’s various ad campaigns featuring naked female celebrities is just not getting me to care more about the animals. Naked women are great, but are they really helping the environment? PETA employees have been caught dumping the dead bodies of animals in dumpsters, and they are notoriously unable to find homes for the animals they shelter, resulting in yet more ‘humane’ animal deaths.

So while it’s hot for chicks to pose naked for the Merchants of Death known as PETA, I’d rather women just went back to posing naked with electric guitars and machine guns. “FUR? I’d rather have my Photoshopped ass mass publicized to millions of people worldwide.”

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