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New Emma Watson pics always make me happy, so it’s a good thing that the paparazzi follow her around like vultures. Well, not a good thing for her, of course, but a good thing for pervs like us. After all, it means that we get this scene captured in high-quality photographs, the beautiful Hermione running outside in sandals and a dress. She doesn’t appear to be wearing a bra, but we do see she’s wearing panties as her dress flips up with her movement. Sadly, they aren’t sexy panties; I’d expect something lacy from Emma Watson, but a panty shot is a panty shot. Plus we even get a back shot which shows off her butt. Or, as her people call it, her bum. So I’ll take this upskirt (updress?) pic of Emma Watson and I’ll enjoy it, dammit. Maybe when she sees these images plastered across the internet she’ll decide, “Oh bother, those could be much sexier,” or whatever silly British slang they have for the word “sexier.”

Source: Xposure Photos

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Nicki Minaj may not be the next Janet Jackson or anything, but she’s definitely one-upped her in the nip slip department. Sure, Janet’s ‘wardrobe malfunction’ was during the goddamn Super Bowl whereas Nicki’s was during Good Morning America (which people, apparently, still watch). Janet’s also included some weird nipple shield, but Nicki’s hard nipple slips out of her low-cut top for all the world to see, unobscured by tacky body jewelry. So, basically, Nicki Minaj has the sexiest live television nipple slip that I can think of, which puts the quirky rapper pretty high on my list. Yes, even though she’s wearing an absolutely insane blonde wig, an outfit which seems to be 90% plastic, and holding a microphone which may have been stolen from Jem & The Holograms, Nicki Minaj and her bare nipple are fucking sexy. She’s already shown us one, so she might as well just go topless for the rest of her performances, don’t you think?

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Whether you have a fetish for women on motorcycles, women in tight leather catsuits, or you simply lust after the beautiful Anne Hathaway, The Dark Knight Rises aims to please. We’ve finally got some pics of Anne Hathaway as Catwoman, giving Michelle Pfeiffer some serious competition. As you’d expect, Christopher Nolan seems to have ditched the official Catwoman costume, a design which didn’t quite work for Halle Berry in her horrid rendition as the vigilante/thief. Anne Hathaway is always stunning, but seeing that tight body of hers bent over a futuristic superbike is even better. Taking a closer look (and why not!) you can see she’s wearing a skin-tight bodysuit along with a utility belt, thigh-high leather boots, and shoulder-length leather gloves. Leather fetishists rejoice! She’s also wearing some pair of military-esque goggles as her mask, so you military-esque goggle fetishists can rejoice too! As a bonus, have a pic of her on the set in a pair of skimpy shorts.

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It’s been about a month since our last Miley Cyrus update, and it seems she’s been a bit busy. Not only has she been hard at work smoking cigarettes and wearing thin, semi-sheer tops through which her hard nipples are easily visible, the young siren has also been prancing around in skimpy little bikinis to show off her hot, tight body. Being famous is tough. Miley Cyrus may not be as crazy as many had suspected she’d grow to be; some “feared” that she’d practically be a porn star by the time she was 18, with her un-Disney on-stage antics. Instead, she seems to be a pretty normal celebrity girl, fond of giving teasing glimpses of her body such as hints of nipple and some nice shots of her ass. Once her celebrity status begins to dwindle, though, who knows what this fame-addicted singer will do!

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Selena Gomez ends the month of July for us in true summer fashion, by flashing some cleavage and ass all for our enjoyment. Sure, she can claim that she didn’t notice or that she had no idea there was a photographer nearby (ha!), but we all know that Ms. Gomez does it all for us because she cares. These pics feature the lovely and young Selena Gomez tanning at the beach, her bikini top undone and bottoms pulled down. As you’d imagine, doing so causes her to show off some perky cleavage when she leans up and the upper half of her ass, well, always. We even get a shot of her going into the water with her bikini top still partially undone, looking as if it will fall down and bare her 19-year-old breasts any moment now! Sadly, no matter how much I stare at her barely-legal body, her top isn’t falling down. There’s always tomorrow!

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Taylor Momsen turned 18 a few days ago, but there have been no reports yet of her hosting “finally legal” orgies to celebrate; perhaps they’re still in progress. Until then, how about some Jennifer Love Hewitt? We haven’t seen much of her lately, which is pretty tragic, and many of her photos lately haven’t been all that flattering. She’s a curvy girl, no doubt, and there’s a delicate balance between curvy and kinda-fat which she seems to waver across. In these pics, however, she’s decidedly curvy and showing off that awesome body in a short little dress. And when I say body, I mostly mean her legs. Her big tits were all the rage ten years ago or so, and now she apparently prefers to keep those huge boobs under wraps rather than flaunting cleavage everywhere she goes. The sight of her sexy legs in high heels, and her big, round booty shown off by the dress make up for the lack of boobage, but I’d still like to see Jennifer Love Hewitt go the Christina Hendricks route and share her bountiful cleavage with the world.

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Who is Vanessa Branch, you might be asking? Well, I looked her up, because an ass like that deserves a biography. In short, though, she’s the cute British chick in those Orbit gum commercials, telling you that you have a dirty mouth. Granted, there are other situations we might prefer to hear her commenting on the cleanliness (or lack thereof) of our mouths. It would seem that Vanessa Branch is a bit of a dirty girl herself, teasing like a pro by going out in a see-through dress, flaunting her perfect ass in what looks like a bikini underneath. This isn’t a one-time thing either, since you can see in another pic that she’s out in public wearing a sheer top, her perky tits and nipples hidden only by the bra visible beneath. And in all three pics, we see that she loves showing off her long, sexy legs. If we have dirty mouths, it’s only because looking at this leggy blonde model makes us think and say dirty things. We learned it from you, Vanessa!

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Candice Swanepoel is easily one of the hottest Victoria’s Secret angels, which is saying a lot considering how many ridiculously hot models they’ve had over the years. The blonde beauty is truly beautiful, very thin, and has legs that I believe measure at least a mile long (give or take). Skinny Candice looks fantastic in just about anything, and she proves it further with this photo-shoot where she dons a wide variety of sexy and flirty Halloween costumes. If your fantasies have ever involved Candice Swanepoel in a sailor uniform or a furry Christmas-style get-up, now you can have some hot visuals of the leggy siren other than the twisted thoughts floating around your head. If not, there’s always a first time for everything, and seeing this VS Angel in a lingerie version of a cop uniform complete with fuzzy handcuffs is pure fetish fuel.

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Sarah Hyland is best known as the 17 year old daughter Haley Dunphy on Modern Family. Fortunately for those of us who drool over the sexy piece of jailbait, she’s actually 20 years of age. Judging by these pics from the set of a movie called Struck By Lightning, it’s obvious Sarah is typecast into the jailbait role, and it’s wonderful. After all, that means her hot little body gets shown off in a highschool cheerleader uniform and sneakers, showing off her skinny legs as she prances around on set, tempting older men to steal a peek at her petite body and get branded as perverts. Well, Ms. Hyland, I’ll just come out and admit to being a pervert right off the bat, so it’s only natural that I share these pics of you as a cheerleader so everyone can enjoy those sexy legs. Pervert? More like philanthropist, if you ask me.

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Nicole “Coco” Austin is truly legendary. Not because she’s actually interesting or skilled or anything, not at all; Coco Austin is legendary because she has one big phat booty and loves to fucking show it off. Her husband, Ice-T, doesn’t seem to mind at all either, thoughtful enough to share with us to some extent. In her latest set of totally-candid-and-not-staged pics, she heads to the beach wearing what she usually does: not much of anything. You can practically hear her thin-strapped bikini top crying as it struggles to hold up her huge tits, while her bikini bottoms do absolutely nothing to cover her giant, magnificent ass. She’s an attention whore on the same level as Adrianne Curry, only Coco’s “fame” is based off her insane body rather than attempts at geek cred. Now that Coco has her own TV series, I doubt it’ll be long before she ups the ante with a sex tape!

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