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Joan Crawford was a mega-star back in the 1930s, the type of woman that’d be blogged about daily if the Internet existed back then. She was also the subject of the book and film Mommie Dearest, which showed a darker, abusive side to the famous flapper. Christina Crawford, Joan’s daughter and the author of Mommie Dearest, recently discovered old home movies of Joan Crawford. Nude movies. She was as shocked to find nude movies of the Hollywood star as anyone else would be, since she figured Joan would have had them destroyed. Soon enough, Joan Crawford will be subject to the same sort of Internet fame as celebrities and “celebrities” who’ve had sex tapes leaked; Christina, who still doesn’t forgive her mother, plans to air the nude home movies as part of her latest Broadway show. One can only hope this will become a trend and we’ll soon be swimming in vintage nude films of Audrey Hepburn or Ingrid Bergman.

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First Scarlett Johansson gets her phone hacked, resulting in the happiness of millions as pictures of her tits and ass go viral across the Internet. Now we find out that Mila Kunis has had her own cell phone hacked. Sadly, we don’t get a tidal wave of naked Mila Kunis photos, but apparently the phone contained pictures of a “seductive Justin Timberlake.” One has him shirtless, much to the glee of JT fans, and another has him playfully posing with a pair of panties worn over his head. Mila in a bathtub (her sexy nude body sadly obscured) is featured in another and there’s even apparently a photo of somebody’s penis. Justin claims it isn’t his, and I have to assume it’s not Mila’s, so one has to wonder! Hopefully these photos will find their way onto the net soon so readers can make lots of fun assumptions.

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I just posted about Christina Hendricks‘ big, beautiful tits, but what about the lovely Scarlett Johansson? Unlike Christina, Scarlett may have actually gotten nude on camera in these pics which are allegedly of her sexy, naked body. The first has her on her side, taking a pic with her cellphone. We get a shot of one of her bare breasts, looking just as perky and amazing as you’d imagine. And as much as I like tits, I have to say the alleged Scarlett Johansson ass shot is even sexier. Not only does she apparently have an awesome, round ass which doesn’t get shown off nearly enough, the image also lets you see just how petite she is. The sexy curve of her bare back, her tiny waist, all of that makes her big breasts and little bubble butt look more amazing. Also, have a pic of Scarlett’s ass in a tight dress because, damn, how did I never notice that booty?!

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I think today’s as good a day as any to talk about Christina Hendricks and her ridiculously huge tits. The redhead has starred in Mad Men and played a recurring character on Firefly, but I think many people know her only from the pics posted on the Internet. At every event she attends, she wears some low-cut dress with her massive titties shoved damn near up to her neck. How they haven’t fallen out of her dress yet is a mystery. After all, we’re talking mountains of pale, veiny cleavage here. A tsunami of titflesh. A landslide of lady lumps. High hills of hooters! Seriously, I could go on like this. I won’t stop, either, until she finally unleashes those massive mammaries for all of us horny bastards to truly enjoy. Tits like that weren’t meant to be kept confined to a dress; just look at these pics, they’re trying their hardest to escape. Freedom!

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Selena Gomez is on tour which means we can be sure to find more sexy pics of her in the near future. Singers nowadays are all about one-upping their previous appearances, donning sexy/slutty/trashy/insane new outfits so pictures can be posted all over the Interwebs, like these ones! Barely-legal Selena Gomez prances about on stage in a skimpy and shimmery dress which doesn’t do much to show off her perky little tits. Try a corset, Selena, and you could almost rock Kelly Brook-tier cleavage. Still, what this petite teen lacks up top, she more than makes up for with her incredible long legs, and almost every inch of them is left bare by her skimpy little dress. She may not have Tina Turner’s pipes, but she should definitely keep flaunting those legs. Or, of course, she could always just go topless on stage if she really wants guys to stare at her small-but-awesome breasts (works for Taylor Momsen!).

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Here we have some pics from some GQ event, not that it really matters what the event is. What’s important are the women who showed up. Kelly Brook always manages to look classy as fuck. Even in this white dress which shoves her perfect tits up to show off a near-obscene amount of cleavage, you can’t call her a slut or an attention whore. She’s ‘beautiful’ or ‘radiant’. Seriously, just try. Honestly, the same goes for Emma Watson. Wearing some sort of leather-ish jacket and a weird, plaid, schoolgirl dress, Emma Watson is one of few who could pull this off and look sexy rather than ridiculous. And then we have Abigail Clancy, who looks like a cross between a doily and a hooker. Two out of three ain’t bad! Three out of three if you’d like to balance out your wholesome duo with a bleach-blonde hooker doily. I won’t judge.

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Saying that Scarlett Johansson is hot is just stating the obvious, but humor me for a moment. Or just look at the sexy pics above like you’re probably already doing. If you watched Iron Man 2, you know that Scarlett played the sexy and badass Black Widow, kicking ass in a skin-tight bodysuit. Well, you get to see her doing much of the same in The Avengers, which is slated to come out next year. Really, what’s not to like here, in these photos of her on the set? Scarlett Johansson with vibrant red hair, looking hot in her tight Black Widow costume and in her ‘civvies’. With her big tits and round ass, though, Scarlett could look just as hot dressed up as Thor or Captain America, which makes me realize after typing that how it brings to mind some very awkwardly hot fantasies. Yeah, now you’re thinking it too. Enjoy!

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It’s September now and summer’s almost gone, but at least we’re still getting some hot celebrity bikini photos, such as Victoria Justice in her skimpy pink one. The barely-legal Nickelodeon star shows off in her tight bikini, flaunting not only her hot booty, but a very clear camel toe shot. This petite brunette has a perfect, little body, one that was made for bikinis. Or kinky latex outfits. Or nothing at all. But I digress; what really matters here is the sight of the 18 year old Victoria Justice wearing next-to-nothing and giving us some hot, teasing glimpses of her pussy and ass beneath her bikini bottoms which hug her like a second skin. Nothing says summer better than teen girls giving horny guys a view of everything, so make sure to enjoy these pics while they last. Or hope that they do their bikini thing in the sunny southern hemisphere once fall and winter hit us here in the northern half.

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Kirsten Dunst hasn’t done much in the way of provocative content lately. Perhaps she let the success of the Spider-Man movies go to her head or perhaps she just didn’t get the right role. What she needed was a bizarre artsy film, something in which she’d be told the nude scenes were ‘tasteful’ by some guy with a soothing foreign accent. Well, she seems to have found that in Melancholia, a film by Danish director Lars Von Trier, a film in which she also gets completely nude. In one cap, we get a far away shot of her totally naked and lying back on some large rocks. In an even better one, someone is apparently helping the nude Kirsten Dunst stand up, a shot in which we get a fantastic view of her tits. I never knew Kirsten Dunst had such big tits, but it would seem she’s got some nice C or D-cups going by the sideboob photo, complete with nipple shot.

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Kreayshawn, a singer with a terrible name and a hot body, recently won Best New Artist at the MTV Video Music Awards. You probably don’t care about that, but you probably do care about the fact that some topless pics that are supposedly of her have been making their way across the ol’ Twitterverse. Posing in just her panties, Kreayshawn puts her hot-as-fuck body on display, showing off a number of tattoos which aren’t quite Kat Von D-level, but still plenty of ink for a 21-year-old. Personally, I’m more a fan of her pierced nipples, sexy barbells which draw even more attention to her perky little award-winning tits. So congrats to Kreayshawn for winning Best New Artist and congrats to whichever kind soul decided to leak these topless photos of her while she was claiming said award!

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