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Marion Cotillard is probably best known for her role in Inception, although film buffs more likely know her as the Acedamy Award-winning Best Actress from La Vie en Rose. We’ll also get to see her again in The Dark Knight Rises next year. So, yes, she has quite a pedigree and is a MILF to boot. I’m not sure why, but I really get a kick out of seeing respected, award-winning actresses topless or nude, even more than I enjoy seeing some slutty reality TV chick or porn starlet. But yes, filming a new movie, Marion Cotillard ended up giving a photographer (who deserves an award of their own) a perfect shot of her bare tits. Petite as she is, I never would have guessed she had such big tits, so this serves as another surprise! Check below the jump for even more pictures of Marion Cotillard topless! [...]

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Speaking of attention whores, let’s talk about Sara Leal. This sexy minx is allegedly Ashton Kutcher’s mistress, as you may have heard in celebrity gossip news, if you follow such things. If you don’t follow the gossip, it’s a good thing you’re here, because I’ll just focus on the important bit of all this ridiculous news. Sara Leal’s tits. This sexy young blonde clearly loves to party, and in these pictures she appears to be attending some sort of bikini party (which I never get invited to). Finding the concept of a bikini party too restricting, Sara Leal takes off her top to flash a perfect little pair of perky breasts. If what’s being said is true, I definitely like the idea that she seduced Mr. Kutcher simply by flashing him with her perky high beams. Place your bets on where her celebrity future lies: SyFy Channel movies, porn, or reality TV.

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So, what has Adrianne Curry been doing these past couple weeks? Certainly she’s been productive, perhaps getting a big modeling deal or maybe even an acting role. Or maybe she’s embraced her supposed nerd personality and begun to learn how to code video games. Nah, she’s been hanging around in bikinis, what the fuck did you expect? Try as she might to appeal to the nerd crowd with her Star Wars costumes and WoW references, she’s still just an attention whore. Don’t get me wrong, though, she’s a damned hot attention whore, which is why I’m sharing six pictures of her posing in bikinis, leather, and lingerie. With her amazing fake tits and her newly-toned (if not sculpted) body, it seems she looks better than ever each time we check in on her. Whenever the next comic convention rolls around, we’ll be sure to see pictures of her in whatever slutty, geeky costume she has made for her tight body. More pics after the jump. [...]

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Hopefully by now you’ve heard of the Fleshlight. A great milestone in male masturbation technology, the Fleshlight makes the mere hand damn-near obsolete. They’re famous not only for inventing a relatively discrete sex toy, but also for a line of toys in which they model their Fleshlights after the mouth, pussy, and ass of various porn stars such as Lupe Fuentes and Lisa Ann. More recently, they created a blue version modeled after (but in no way technically related to) the Na’vi from Avatar. And now they’ve released an awesome new line of toys for the Halloween season called Fleshlight Freaks. Not only does this line include unique molds of Fleshlight toys, but also a dildo, depending on one’s preferences. [...]

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It’s October now, so it’s time for something Halloween related and, more importantly, something sexy and Halloween related. There’s precious few pictures of celebrities dressing up, whether it’s cosplay or Halloween costumes. Kelly Brook remedies this, as she seems to remedy just about everything, by dressing up as Indiana Jones for this photo shoot. Now those of us with awkward fantasies about Indiana Jones can picture the lovely and busty Kelly Brook instead of the decidedly less busty Harrison Ford. The tight pants, unbuttoned top, and hat make her look quite sexy, and the whip only serves to help. She did two other great photos, one as Maria from The Sound of Music, for those of you who have even more awkward fantasies related to that film. And the last is her as Audrey Hepburn’s Holly from Breakfast as Tiffany‘s, really serving to play up the seductive power that Kelly Brook wields.

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Holly Madison, formerly one of Hugh Hefner’s many Playboy bunnies, continues to pop up in celeb news. Nowadays, she has her own Las Vegas show called Peepshow, which is pretty much what you’d imagine: burlesque/cabaret action with the highlight no doubt being when Holly Madison bares her big, fake tits in all their awesome glory. In fact, she’s decided that her breasts are so glorious that she put out a $1 million insurance policy on the magnificent mammaries. I’m not exactly sure what sort of mishaps she’s expecting, but she’s one in a long line of celebrities who’ve put out insurance policies on some body part or another. It’s a small investment to protect one’s most famous feature, plus the news of its announcement makes bloggers like me give her free publicity. Yes, Holly Madison, I am totally your pawn. Well, so long as you keep showing off your million dollar tits.

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Rihanna’s Sex Tape rumors haven’t amounted to an actual video for us to enjoy yet, but while filming her latest music video, the sexy songstress decided to take off her top and prance around the fields of Ireland. Why? Hell if I know. Leprechaun magic, possibly. Sadly, these aren’t the clearest of images; they’re more like the photographs of Bigfoot only, y’know, sexier and with more tits. Nonetheless, these are actual pictures of the lovely Rihanna totally topless, making me wish that I had some of those fictional CSI tools to enhance, enhance, enhance the hell out of the images so we can really enjoy her perky breasts. Because these aren’t the highest quality pictures, I’ve also included a fantastic picture of Rihanna bending over in panties, stockings, and garters, really showing off her big ass and sexy legs. You try finding a picture of Bigfoot like that.

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Because wherever there’s a Kardashian, there’s a camera, we have some great pictures of Kim Kardashian on her honeymoon after wedding Kris Humphries and his gigantic head. The hippy, Armenian sexbomb donned a very hot bikini which not only showed off her big, round ass (as all of her clothing does) but also her underappreciated and very awesome breasts. Kim Kardashian may be annoying as hell, but I can’t understand how anybody can deny her beauty. Raven-haired and curvy, the alluring attention-whore has what it takes to leave any guy awe-struck. And as loathe as I would be to see Kris Humphries naked, I still think it’s about time for Kim to release another sex tape. It’s been five years already and the original was pretty lame; how about some HD-quality Kardashian ass to fill my big screen TV? Maybe even film it in 3D because, really, if there’s an ass that demands to be seen in all 3 dimensions, it’s Kim’s.

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Pippa Middleton is famous for stealing the show at Kate and Harry’s royal wedding by wearing a very sexy and tight dress which made her ass look no less than fucking fantastic. The paparazzi has been hounding her since then, eager to get another shot of her delicious bum in (or out!) of some sexy little dress. Sadly, Pippa Middleton hasn’t jumped into the spotlight as many had hoped, but that hasn’t stopped everyone from taking photos of her! In fact, these photos taken at a runway show feature her wearing a very short dress and doing a (fortunately) poor job of sitting in it. So poor that we get a great upskirt shot of her flashing her panties in a very un-royal fashion. She tried her best to hide them, but one can only keep their hands in their lap for so long! Thank God for the blue-bloods’ lack of endurance.

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Joan Crawford was a mega-star back in the 1930s, the type of woman that’d be blogged about daily if the Internet existed back then. She was also the subject of the book and film Mommie Dearest, which showed a darker, abusive side to the famous flapper. Christina Crawford, Joan’s daughter and the author of Mommie Dearest, recently discovered old home movies of Joan Crawford. Nude movies. She was as shocked to find nude movies of the Hollywood star as anyone else would be, since she figured Joan would have had them destroyed. Soon enough, Joan Crawford will be subject to the same sort of Internet fame as celebrities and “celebrities” who’ve had sex tapes leaked; Christina, who still doesn’t forgive her mother, plans to air the nude home movies as part of her latest Broadway show. One can only hope this will become a trend and we’ll soon be swimming in vintage nude films of Audrey Hepburn or Ingrid Bergman.

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