Dirty Mag

Paramore vocalist and keyboardist, Hayley Williams, claimed that her Twitter account was hacked when a topless photo of her was posted but then immediately pulled down.

The naughty Hayley picture had over 5,000 views before it was removed. Hayley later tweeted, “Well… my night just changed drastically. got hacked.”

Of course most folks are doubting that this is true. The general thought is that she uploaded the wrong picture to twitpic, and that the dirty photo was originally meant for her boyfriend, New Found Glory guitarist Chad Gilbert. But who cares either way? We got a topless of the hot (and legal) Hayley Williams!

Is there any simpler joy than to look up a hot chick’s dress? Well, there can be simpler joys than looking up Mischa Barton’s dress, –lately, as many have noticed, she isn’t exactly keeping herself together. Sure, it’s probably not as pro-woman as most of the ladies would like, but I’ll say it anyway: as a celebrity, you have an image to maintain, which means wearing makeup outside the house. Not just wandering around in old hand-me-down house dresses and looking like you’ve been eating the greasiest french fries you can find. So, as hot as her panties are, Barton seriously needs to start combing her hair, and applying her makeup better. In the mean time, she should keep wearing short dresses on windy days, –next time, without the panties.

Even though she may be the sweet age of 17, Miley Cyrus is mere months away from being the legal-in-all-states-age of 18. But she wants to have sex with you. And, if you’re willing to wait long enough, you probably will. This girl has been an adult for a long time now or, at least she’s been acting like it. And the way I see it is, if her parents can see the stuff she’s doing and the pics that get “leaked”, and still say they’re proud of her, and egg her on to do nasty photo shoots, then we can too.

This little Miley quest of mine started when I came across the cameltoe pic. Then I started remembering some fun and dirty sweet pics of earlier Miley Cyrus scandals. And, she is still just a teenager. This girl has many more scandals and sex tapes to come in her future. Here are just some of the one’s she’s had so far.

Perhaps Miley’s first time with the cameltoe? [Elle Girl]

Miley’s latest, and undeniably worst, cameltoe. [Egotastic]

Miley shows off her collection of bras, as well as the current boys that she’s sleeping with. [Pop Crunch]

Miley gets right down to her panties and has the pics “stolen” from her computer by a hacker. Funny how these same type of pictures got out several more times since then. [E Ontario Now]

We couldn’t mention Miley Cyrus photo scandals without at least brushing the topic of the Annie Leibovitz photos for Vanity Fair. [TIME]

Some of these aren’t exactly porn, –many are just accidental bits of explicit behavior caught in comic, magazine, movie, or sports form. Then again, there are of course other explanations, –maybe the guy designing that particular Archie comic was gay and liked group sex. Or perhaps, the guy in charge of drawing that cover for the Elmo book was a twisted pervert, or had seen Meet the Feebles too many times. Then again, we could just be reading too much into some innocent stuff, –but I doubt it. You can check out the other examples of Unintentional Porn here, after you look at our gallery.

This week’s fetish is objectophilia, which is a sexual and sometimes emotional attraction towards specific inanimate objects. This is an incredibly rare form of fetishism.

Objectophiliacs often have strong feelings of arousal, attraction, love and/or commitment to certain items or structures. Every objectophilic fetishist is different, there is a large variety of things one may be attracted to, such as buildings, instruments, electronics, cars, landmarks …etc. Objectophilia fetishists usually believe that objects can have souls, intelligence, feelings, and the ability to communicate.

Objectophiliacs have been in the news before, like Edward Smith, who claims to have had sex with more than 1,000 cars. Or Eija-Riitta Berliner-Mauer, who married the Berlin Wall.

As if we didn’t all see that coming? The posters are out for Lindsay Lohan’s new movie, Matthew Wilder’s ‘Inferno’. The film is about Linda Lovelace, the famous 70s porn star. And guess who gets the starring role? That’s right, –Lindsay Lohan will be portraying Linda Lovelace. The thing is, the two look almost nothing alike, –Lohan is actually attractive, whereas Linda Lovelace was ‘available’, as most female porn stars were in the 70s. Physical appearance wasn’t as much a priority as it is today, –whereas willingness was the main prerequisite. The new film is due to come out in 2011, and we’ve included some raunchy new Blohan posters for your viewing pleasure.

Ha, somehow I doubt it; I mean, if anything that’s an insult to Kate Moss. She might look like a starving little Ethiopian boy with rickets, but there was a time when she looked pretty decent, and she doesn’t deserve the ridicule that comes along with being sexually associated with Courtney Love. In an interview with Hot Press mag, she not only spews the horrifying details about her sexual encounter with Kate Moss, but also with Gavin Rossdale, –who was actually supposed to be with Gwen Stefani at the time. The Photoshopped magazine cover featuring Love should actually become Photoshop’s new ad campaign: “If we can make Courtney Love look attractive, imagine what we can do for your clusters of facial plantar warts, and your goiters!”

It’s amazing the kind of stuff you can find on the Internet, by just drifting around aimlessly. During one such little adventure, we ran into several 3D nude resources, and managed to weed through the junk, to deliver the best to you. My favorite so far is fairly easy to remember: Nudes3D.com, –they have a ton of galleries, featuring fully nude women, in 3D. None of that ‘sign up now, and be redirected to a million different adware saturated links’ bullshit. My other favorite, was BibiGreyCat, who has a bunch of vintage erotica in 3D. We’ve included a few in our gallery, but be sure to check the links for more.

Seriously, does there need to be anything more added to that? Okay, sure, babies are attached to her boobs, and we should probably be more sensitive. But honestly, if you squint your eyes a little, it just looks like she’s wearing a fuzzy bikini. It’s sweet, in a cute girly way; but it’s hot because her tits are absolutely huge because she’s lactating. For all those guys out there with a breastfeeding fetish, we’ve included a shot of the baby-bikini alongside a couple of Julie Bowen’s other bikini pictures. That way, if you feel guilty, you can just click on the next shot to feel right again.

I absolutely love Jennifer Aniston. And when I say I love her, I mean I have a massively-sized girl crush on her and would totally entertain the thought of doing a threesome with her, should she be interested. And these bikini pics totally prove why. While some wrote Jenny-poo off long ago as a too-old actress that was barely hanging onto her career and her marriage to Brad Pitt, I have always thought that she’s talented, way too good for scum like him (and me), and that she’s sexy whether she’s on set, in an architecture magazine, or sitting in a dark room with a bag over her head. And so, for these HOT, hot pink bikini pictures that come from the set of her new movie, all I can say is, Jennifer, thank you.