Dirty Mag

There have been so many great upskirts over the past couple of days that I just couldn’t decide which one to post. So I figured, why deprive anybody of any one of these shots? Here they are, Miranda Kerr, Paris Hilton, and Kelly Brook, showing us the best of what they’ve got!

First, there’s the Miranda Kerr pantyhose upskirt. Nice! The only thing better than seeing Miranda Kerr’s fine form, is when we get to see it and she doesn’t even mean to show it to us!

Then there’s this Paris Hilton upskirt which I have to say, is super hot. I mean, Paris’ bare ass?! There’s never anything wrong with that, no matter how many times we’ve seen it! Kind of a weird pic though. It’s hard to say what’s in between her legs. Either her leg is at an odd angle, or she’s straddling something else (perhaps someone else’s leg) while going commando. Either way, I’m with the guy behind her who raises his glass is salute.

Kelly Brook in her hot little dress with her hot little matching panties. Everything to make your Tuesday perfect!

Is it just me, or has Katy Perry been especially generous in her giving us what we want. Whether it’s a nip slip or a full-on upskirt, Katy manages to get herself into the news week after week this summer, showing us exactly what she’s made of. And this week, she shows it all while taking a nude photo of herself in the mirror. Or maybe it’s just a porn shoot. I don’t know. Either way, it’s cool shit and something that Katy should do every week.

But Katy’s not all we have this week. We also have beautiful Kelly Brook, in a bathing suit with a camel toe, Miley Cyrus showing us what a tramp she is yet again, and even Britney gave us some nice pokies to admire.

Kelly Brook is a hot British actress and model. The Net is flooded with pics this week of her on vacation in Barbados and this pic of her in a blue bathing suit is showing not just camel-toe, I think that’s pure vag. [Boobie Blog]

I’m not sure whether Katy Pery posted this pic of herself on Twitter, whether it was “leaked”, or whether Katy has decided to become a porn star and is taking self portraits. Any way you look at it, it’s Katy Perry naked. And that’s hot! [Drunken Stepfather]

Miley Cyrus heads out to the gym in a lace bra and torn tank top. It’s totally appropriate. [Egotastic]

And it feels like it’s been awhile since we’ve seen Britney Spears out and about with her boobs stickin out. I have to say, I think Brit looks particularly hot in this slide show of the gal going to get her usual fix of java, with her pokies leading the way. [Pop Sugar]

It seems as though every time we see Elle MacPherson, we see just a little more of her to love. I am loving this pic up the sleeve and to the nip, but doesn’t Elle’s nipple look particularly weird? Like it was a button that was tacked on there. [Fleshbot]

Hybristophiliacs are those that are sexually aroused or attracted to people who have committed an incredibly violent or  gruesome crime. In popular culture, this paraphilia is also known as “Bonnie and Clyde Syndrome.”

Many high-profile criminals, particularly those who have committed horrible crimes, receive “fan mail” in prison which is sometimes amorous or sexual, presumably as a result of hybristophilia. In a few cases, admirers of these criminals have gone on to marry them.

Hybristophilia isn’t always sexual in nature, murderers such as Charles Manson and Columbine High School shooters Eric Harris and Dylan Klebold  had groupies, which can be considered a form of hybristophilia.

Well, Britney Spears is back in the tabloids (like she ever left) and this time for something completely new. The latest rumor is that Britney’s therapist dumped her as a patient because she became attracted to her.

“Britney was interested in her doctor sexually. And she actually thought the doctor was interested in her also, because the shrink’s approach to Britney was so different from other doctors. Britney mistook the doctor’s patience and kindness for flirtation.”

Chances are this isn’t true, most celeb rumors are just that, rumors. But either way, Britney having hot lesbian sex in her therapist’s office puts all sorts of happy images in my head. She may be a giant sack of crazy now, but she used to be hot as hell – just picture her getting down (literally) with another woman. Mmm mmm.

The hot weather just keeps getting hotter and as women all over the world celebrate by stripping down to bare min., we can all sit back and be thankful for these glory days of summer. Here are some of our favorite women in Hollywood in some of our most favorite bikinis, or even in the shower.

We can all see why Tiger was banging Rachel Uchitel as she struts her massive tits around in a bikini top that is just a few sizes too small, no? [Boobie Blog]

Kim Kardashian may not be good for much, but she can always rock it out in a bikini. [Celebrity Bikini Gossip]

Ashley Green is by far the hottest of all vampiresses, ever. And in fact, I think one of the hottest women in the world. While she’s not being generous enough to give us any real tittie action, she does don a tank that you can tell just make her boobs want to pop out. [Drunken Stepfather]

I think the most fantastic thing about these Katy Perry pics are that I’m fairly certain I’ve seen her in that bikini before. [Celebrity Bikini Gossip]

The most recent Adrienne Curry pictures – which are of her naked in the shower – scream for attention. So we’ll give it to her. [Egotastic]

Trichophilia is a fetish in which one becomes sexually aroused by, or is extremely fond of, human hair. A trichophiliac may be aroused by either images of hair or actual physical contact with hair.

Attraction isn’t necessarily on just head hair, there are trichophiliacs that also are attracted to axillary hair and pubic hair. Hair color and style is another factor, some are only aroused by particular hair, like long red hair or short blonde hair.

Another fetish that can be connected to trichophilia is the haircut fetish. A fetish in which a person is sexually and/or emotionally aroused by having their hair cut, by cutting others hair, by watching someone get a haircut or any combination.

In one of the weirdest photo shoots that I have ever seen, Megan Fox makes out, fucks, and dismembers a mannequin that is her identical twin. Her fake identical twin. The photo shoot was done for Interview magazine and when you see it in its entirety, it seems as though Megan rapes the dummy in a hallway, and then takes it apart and makes out with it. Like I said, this is some weird shit. I guess this is all Megan’s career amounts to now – doing weird stuff with weird things so maybe she can keep her names in the headlines. With Jennifer’s Body bombing at the box office, being kicked out of Transformers 3 (no matter how much she says it was her decision), and terrible reviews coming in for Jonah Hex, it seems that all Megan is now good for is getting naked. Or having a weird body double get naked. Ah well, works for us!

Angel McCord is only famous because her sister, AnnaLynne McCord is her sister. And AnnaLynne is only famous because she was on that re-trumped up show about spoiled teenagers in Beverly Hills. But damn, these two should be famous just for their tits! Not only is parading their hot bodies in front of us at every chance they get one of the girls’ favorite pastimes, but now they’ve taken it into the water!

Over this past weekend, Angel and AnnaLynne McCord went for a little swim in some Miami waters and decided, while they were in there, that they both really liked the other one’s bikini top. What to do? Switch obviously! They did, right there in the water, and came back out with one looking like the other. But the best part of this story? The bikinis didn’t fit exactly right and while Angel was trying to adjust hers, her nip slipped out. Ah….serendipity.

Damn near all celebrities have tattoos nowadays, some of which are much sexier than others. Here’s a small peek at some of the hottest celeb tattoos.

Hayley Williams: The hot lead singer of Paramore has quite a few tattoos, but my favorite is her newest tat on her side. Yea it may be a bit gory, but it’s badass which makes it damn sexy.

Scarlett Johansson: This gorgeous woman has a colorful sunset tattoo on her left inner forearm. Yea, that flawless body of hers just got sexier.

Angelina Jolie: Angelina is the queen of celeb tattoos. She’s also the queen of all sexy stars. Put the two together and you’ve got perfection. All of Anelina’s tats are hot, even the fake ones in Wanted.

This week we have all the good stuff. With classic vag and pokie shots from those who can always be counted on, Paris Hilton and Katy Perry, to a new appreciation for those who are sometimes overlooked, such as Sheryl Crow, there really is a little bit of everything coming loose. And as usual, none of them disappointed.

Katy Perry gives us an upshot that takes the meaning of one to whole new level. While it’s clear that she’s wearing panties, it’s also clear that she’s got an unfortunate wedgie, and one of the very worst kind. [Boobie Blog]

Who knows why Sheryl Crow doesn’t get our attention more often. With bikini shots like this, she proves that she’s still very much MILF material. [Celebrity Bikini Gossip]

These pics of Megan Fox show her doing what she does best – shutting up and standing in underwear. Oh, and it’s Armani, but who the hells cares. It’s Megan Fox’s tits. [Egotastic]

Paris Hilton has forgotten her bra at home again and we get to reap the rewards with some fabulous Paris pokies. [The Nip Slip]

Pamela Anderson dons her classic red Baywatch bikini and well, seeing the differences between then and now is reason enough to check out these pics. [Celebrity Bikini Gossip]