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Taylor Swift is one of the most popular stars in country music today, and it definitely can’t all be about her music. The blonde star is ridiculously cute and it’s difficult not to be entranced by her, even if you hate country music. And while her sweet innocence may be entrancing, the first photo above, the topless one, is allegedly of the songstress! It’s difficult to tell for sure whether or not it’s her, but as Fox Mulder used to say years ago, “I want to believe.” With her wavy blonde hair, cute face, and tight little body, this Taylor Swift lookalike posing topless in nothing but her panties should be Ms. Swift’s next album cover. One can only hope that she pulls a Scarlett Johansson and admits that this topless cutie really is her. And then maybe she’ll release another dozen photos of her sexy little body. Maybe.

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Boardwalk Empire is critically acclaimed and all, but I’m sure what you’re wondering about is whether it delivers in the tit department. I believe the correct answer is “Yes. Yes it does.” It seems that every episode of the show features one or more women showing off their hot bodies. Not just topless scenes either, as there are certainly some pussy shots too. The first example comes from an episode a week or so ago, with the lovely Heather Lind flashing an awesome pair of tits to some lucky bastard. The other two images are from the most recent episode, including a sex scene with Lisa Joyce. Not only do we get a glimpse of tit as she rides a guy cowgirl style, we even get a nice, full view of her nice, full ass. Yes, the sheer amount of regular nude and sexual content is what sets HBO and other premium channels above regular cable.

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As you may have already heard, Lindsay Lohan will be posing in Playboy. Not one of those lame partial-nudity shoots either, or one where she covers her naked body with her arms. Nope, the trashy, problematic Lindsay will be going full-frontal, showing just how much she needs to pay her bills. Not that I’m against this, of course; I’ll love seeing her hot, freckled body, although you know it’s going to be Photoshopped to all hell. On the other hand, however, FleshLight has made a $1 million offer to Ms. Lohan to make a sex toy modeled after her pussy. If nothing else, it can’t be scarier than their Halloween Fleshlights. Still, for someone who’s essentially a mainstream celebrity rather than a porn star (Lisa Ann, Lupe Fuentes, and countless others have Fleshlights modeled after them) it’s got to be pretty crazy to imagine countless horny guys pumping their cocks into a silicone replica of her vagina. Which non-porn celebrity would you be most willing to buy a Fleshlight modeled after?

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Kim Zolciak of The Real Housewives of Atlanta must have had a difficult time choosing what costume to wear for Halloween. Slutty pirate, slutty ninja, slutty housewife… Those just don’t pay enough, so she apparently decided to opt for plastering her hot MILFy body with advertising. In a black bodysuit decorated with the robotic Svedka vodka girl (SVEDKA_GRL), Kim Zolciak also has the name SVEDKA in big letters along her sexy thigh. I’m not a Svedka fan, but I have to admit that choosing a sexy fembot as one’s mascot is a nice move because, well, that sentence speaks for itself. I also have to admit that the awesomeness of choosing to advertise by coaxing a sexy blonde MILF into wearing a skin-tight bodysuit that hugs her awesome curves also speaks for itself. Next time, perhaps, the wonderful people at Svedka marketing can work on a way to get Kim Kardashian into a sheer latex bodysuit. Make it happen, people!

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I could do a whole blog on Salma Hayek being hot, but it’s better to space these things out. It’s like opening a present whenever there’s a post of Salma showing off her body that she no doubt obtained in a deal with the devil. Seriously. The woman’s 45 but hardly looks it, and knows damn well that she can rock her crazy hourglass figure in the tightest dresses possible. And as she struts around in this little dress, Salma Hayek has her amazing tits shoved up to flaunt enough cleavage to leave any man a whimpering, drooling mess. Having posed for countless images like these over the past 5 years after turning 40, she has to be a succubus of some kind, fueled by the lust men have for her until she drains us all dry. All in all, becoming a withered husk as a result of getting lost in Salma Hayek’s cleavage or staring at her wide hips and round ass isn’t a bad way to go, so stare on!

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Jennifer Nicole Lee is best known for once weighing 200 lbs after having two children, and shedding 70 of those pounds like a goddamn beast. She’s now a fitness model with a ridiculously sexy body and she’s not at all shy about flaunting what she’s got (nor should she be!). 15 years later she’s still in incredible shape and no less sexy than she was before. If you like sideboob and bare back (not that kind of bareback) these pictures are a freaking goldmine. She decided that dresses with backs are just too outdated, so she switched things up for the future of sexy fashion by picking one without a back, leaving her toned bod bared to view, along with a glimpse of boobage. Not to mention that the dress is short enough to show off her shapely, long legs for even more sex appeal. This is a woman who makes dropping 70 lbs look both easy and extremely sexy.

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Bridget Marquardt is best known, and I use that term loosely, for being on The Girls Next Door, the reality show about Hugh Hefner’s harem of gold-digging girlfriends. However, she appears to be a philanthropist as well since she’s putting out a line of sexy Halloween costumes, as if there weren’t already about a million of them. In all fairness, though, this busty blonde bimbo knows how to dress to impress, so some of these costumes are indeed pretty damn hot. The netting on the mermaid and pirate costumes, for example, bring to mind the sexy trashiness of fishnet/fencenet stockings. But then there are costumes like the, uh, sexy fruit salad? Which, I suppose, is meant to bring to mind the sexy trashiness of… limes? Really, I need to go into this Halloween business, because the secret is to make everything see-through with mesh fabric. Mesh schoolgirl costume, mesh referee costume, mesh fruit salad costume! [...]

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Time for another post about a super-sexy non-celebrity. I mean, I guess SueLyn Medeiros is kinda famous, certainly more than I am. Again, the question comes up: why is she famous? And I answer: do you see the fucking thumbnails above these words? This Brazilian beauty is, unsurprisingly, a bikini model. And while these pics above don’t have her in a bikini, the ones down below after the jump do. So, yeah, go ahead and click that. In the meantime I’ll just say that SueLyn Medeiros has a body made for workout wear, and she stretches those yoga pants out more wonderfully than Kim Kardashian could dare. With a big, round ass like that, SueLyn Medeiros can definitely make a name for herself. Or at least for her ass. Did I mention her huge, perfect booty? The pics above are damn hot and perfect for those with a yoga pants fetish, but the ones below are even sexier. The soccer picture shows that despite her wide hips, she still has a tiny waist and sexy, toned legs, but I’m more amazed that it appears you can see her ass when looking at her from the front. Damn. [...]

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I started watching Showtime’s Homeland because it starred Captain Winters from Band of Brothers and Claire Danes from, well, lots of things. Only after watching did I realize the show also featured the unnaturally beautiful Morena Baccarin. You most likely either remember her as Inara from Firefly or the creepy-hot alien leader from the short-lived V remake. The woman is painfully sexy, and while she had long hair in the former and very short in the latter, she’s let it grow out a bit again for this role. Oh, and now she’s showing her tits. Not bound by the restrictions that FOX or ABC place on nudity, Morena Baccarin is capable of much more on a Showtime series. Homeland is only three episodes in, but we’ve already seen her perky, wonderful breasts twice. If this season ends up being 12 episodes, at this rate we’ll get to see the brunette beauty’s amazing chest eight times!

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Battlestar Galactica may be off the air, but it’s a show worth remembering, not only for being frakking awesome, but also for having a well-rounded cast which also happened to contain a great mix of some very sexy actresses. This post only covers five of them, but there were definitely more than that in the series.

Katee Sackhoff as Kara “Starbuck” Thrace was truly wonderful, portraying a flawed badass pilot who really did feel as if she could kick your ass at the flip of a hat. The blonde beauty and her almost unsettlingly-wide grin have made appearances in many shows since then, but she’ll still be Starbuck to many Galactica fans. Of all the women on the show, she’s definitely the one you’d want to have a drink and a cigar with, if not more. Check after the jump to see the other four! [...]

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