Dirty Mag

The French show, Secret Story, is.. presumably a reality show? I’m not sure, –I’m not so big on foreign television, unless it’s Ninja Warrior. Since she doesn’t show up too much in English news, it’s hard to tell what she’s doing now. But one assumes that she’s no longer an actress or participant on the show, since her latest publicity escapade. Then again, the French outlook on sex is a lot different than the Puritanical views of Americans.

The fact that she had sex with her man in view of security cameras in a hotel pool probably doesn’t put her job in peril if she does still have anything to do with the show. But whoever leaked the security tape to the Netz, if caught, might have some issues with job security.

In 2007, Colombian celebrity Johanna Cardona became yet another Latin celebrity to be tempted, and cursed with the need to record her sex life. Naturally, the video was made on a cell phone, making it poor quality, so we can’t even see the hottie getting busy for the most part. Her boyfriend at the time, Oscar Crespo, recorded the video, then threatened to release the video after she dumped him. The sore lo9ser claimed the “leaked” video got out by accident. Yeah… sure.

Cardona is described as a “tv personality”, whatever that could possibly mean. One assumes, she’s just a television actress, news anchor, or a soap star. Definitely on the D-list! That’s okay, she still looks good with a dick in her mouth. Then again, it’s kind of hard to find a woman under 50 who doesn’t. Ugh, aside from maybe Rosie O’Donnell.

On the other hand, I don’t think I’d want the risk of getting sand in my tender bits. Clara Morgane certainly doesn’t seem to mind though. Morgane is a French celebrity with both a successful porn film and music career. Since her pornos came first though, her music probably sucks, like most actors who pursue music careers. Her filmography is extensive, but she’s only produced a couple of albums as of 2007.

Clara Morgane can be seen performing with a variety of men, moaning her pretty little brains out, in the sophisticated way that only a French porn star can. Which is to say, like a wild frigging animal. France is kind of a weird place though; unlike in America, Clara Morgane is viewed as a starlet, has two brands of lingerie to her name, is the spokesperson for a French soft drink, and makes appearances on national television all the time. Wikipedia says that in France, Clara “provides a kind of socially acceptable, family friendly representation of porn.” Family friendly porn? Let’s move to France!

Linni Meister is a Norwegian model who became famous mostly due to her appearance on Big Brother Norway. That was until she made a sex tape! The tape is pretty damn hot but it gets confusing. While Linni is getting felt up everywhere by some guy on top of her and her tits are hanging out of her shirt, there seem to be two guys talking. Because Linni, and this Kristian that she’s with, who’s also a Norwegian reality TV star we’ve learned, keep looking up at the camera, I can only assume that the people talking are there doing the filming. But still, it seems weird and out of place.

The tape in itself is hot. Hotter than hot. Linni’s tank top lays ripped open for the entire thing while her huge and amazing tits fall around with sharp little nipples standing at attention. Kristian gives it to her and she gives it to him, and they don’t skip a beat in between. Hot!

Anna Karina, a Danish film actress, was born Hanne Karin Blarke Bayer in 1940; today she’s 69. Don’t get her confused with Ana Karina Soto, the  Colombian teleprompter jockey who wanted to make news, not report it. Soto works a “news hostess” on different programs, and modeled for the IMAGENS agency. She was also engaged to marry Pedro Palacios as of 2008, right around when the video surfaced.

However, whether she actually married the guy is anyone’s guess, –no one was able to identify the man she was screwing in the tape, because his face is too blurry. The video itself is pretty damn fantastic, Soto has a fantastic body, and her fake tits appear to be genuine, up until you’re blessed with an excellent view of her large, red augmentation scars. As for her utilities below the waist, it appears to be waxed smoother than the floor of Saks. Certain lovely images taken from the video show Soto with a large helping of delicious all-natural cream shot all over her belly and pussy. Enjoy.

What Gina Lisa Lohfink was thinking when she made this sex tape, I will never understand. Here is a woman, who is truly beautiful, has tits that are made for goddesses only, and that meets just about every “hot” requirement there is. So, what the hell is she doing with this dude?

The guy is some very lucky man who got to not only date Gina for a short time, but also had the opportunity to do very nasty things to her. After making the tape, it was stolen from his home along with some naked pics and other video of he and Gina that he had on his computer.  The sex tape is pretty good, although the quality of the video is quite poor. It gets a little confusing as times when he keeps stopping to take pictures. But, when you see the pics that came from it, you quickly see why.

Virginie Gervais, the celebrated porn star, likes sex so much that she had to break her sex tape up into two different parts! Both Part 1 and Part 2 are about 5 minutes long, making for a long time of Gervais’ nicely shaved pussy, the lucky bastard’s cock, and a whole lot of fucking going on! You have to give Virginie credit though. She shows what true porn stars are made of, letting her friend fuck her every which way. Virginie doesn’t only take it up the ass in this tape, she takes it for a very long time and very much enjoys it.

At some points in the tape, she does look a little bored and like she’s just letting him do whatever he wants to her. But doesn’t that make you love her just a little bit more? He, on the other hand, is quite piggish, making animal noises and grunts and groans throughout until the end when he screams hysterically and jizzes all over her, rubbing it into her skin. Ew. Why do guys do that? Virginie’s a pro though, and her sex tape is definitely worth taking a look!

We told you a little while ago about the Brandy Ledford sex tape, in which she and Motley Crue frontman Vince Neil have very, very boring sex. That tape was actually the second part of a sex tape that was originally between Janine Lindemulder and Vince. And the part of the tape that shows Janine and Vince isn’t much better, except that well, it’s actually Janine Lindemulder in the tape.

The tape was originally taken with the intention to be a private home video. But of course, it was stolen and can now be found anywhere, including here. While the sex is still boring and we do still see way more of Vince’s nuts than needed, Janine does make it more interesting, grabbing her ass and checking her backside to make sure everything’s going okay. Still not a great sex tape, but definitely better than the Brandy Ledford tape.

Kara DioGuardi, the hot sassy judge from American Idol is not only pretty smart, but she’s beautiful too. And poor Paula who had to sit beside her night after night looking all drunk and tired. I secretly think that’s the real reason Paula left. She couldn’t stand how hot Kara is. And I can’t disagree with her.

Kara has recently done a photo shoot for Maxim and it’s about time that someone else other than me so this chick for the sex symbol that she is. Kara doesn’t get nude for the mag, and she doesn’t even get topless. But with shoots like this leading the way, we hope to see a lot more of Kara. A lot, lot more. And her bikini shots are totally hot showing, as she so often tells contestants, she’s got “the whole package.”

Before she went and screwed up the entire way she looks, Tara Reid was actually fairly hot. And luckily, someone was smart enough to catch that on tape in the movie Body Shots, in which Tara Reid screws the shit out of Jerry O’Connell and lets him give it right back to her.

The movie, as is the case with so many hot sex scenes, wasn’t very good. But when Tara strips down to her bare little panties and we get to see both her and Jerry grab her tits, who needs any other parts of the movie to be worth anything at all? Unfortunately, all we see of Jerry are those rock-hard abs of his, and some of his legs. On second thought, that might be a good thing.