Dirty Mag

In Season 7 of American Idol we saw Kristy Lee Cook, who was heavily favored among fans and the judges but sadly, got voted out when it was getting close and ended up coming in seventh place. While she was on the show, a scandal broke out involving Kristy, alleging that she had been caught on tape naked and performing various stripper acts. Talk went on for weeks whether or not the tape and the pictures were real or not and it turned out, the whole thing was a hoax. Apparently, “they” (whoever that is) was trying to make some kind of political statement. Whatever that is. But the pictures are hot and show some great ass, even if it’s not Kristy’s.

American Idol definitely wasn’t new during it’s sixth season but it was still relatively new to the world of sex scandals. Now almost every season there’s someone who has a secret past but when Antonella Barba appeared on the show during Season Six, the judges and the producers were a lot less used to expecting this of their contestants, and were pretty harsh on her. Antonella got voted off shortly after the leaked photos went online.

There were several photo shoots that Antonella did that were pretty sexy, and there’s a couple pictures floating around of her giving head, although the head in the pictures is blocked out in the weirdest way I’ve ever seen. Anyways, it was these pictures that eventually got her the ol’ heave-hoe.

But even though we may not be hearing Antonella’s beautiful singing voice anytime soon, we can enjoy these sweet pics of her – and a really weird cock.

I bet there are moments where people really regret having kids and for Fawlty Towers’ Andrew Sachs I bet that moment came when his granddaughter Georgina Baillie’s hot sex tape came out.

It all started when two British radio personalities, Jonathan Ross and Russell Brand left a message on Sachs` answering machine while on the air saying that one of them had slept with Georgina. The massive publicity generated by this prank led to the discovery that Georgina was in a performance group called the Satanic Sluts. Then it got worse for grandpa – her hot lesbian sex tape was discovered and revealed to all.

If you like sexy women in Catholic school girl outfits spanking one another, finger fucking each other, doing 69, and  so much more, then you totally need to check out the Georgina Baillie sex tape.

Does your party girl not like to swallow, or does she simply not want her blow job time cutting into her drinking time? Well we’ve got just what you need – whiskey-flavored condoms!  …no, I’m not kidding.

The folks over at McCondom have created the perfect condom for the hooch-lovin’ gal, which you can buy here. Flavored condoms definitely aren’t something new but they are usually watermelon, strawberry, vanilla …etc. flavored, not whiskey. So thumbs up McCondom for thinking outside the box.

Personally I think that they sound disgusting. There’s just no way to completely cover up that latex taste, and whiskey mixed with rubber doesn’t sound all that appealing. But hell, some girls and guys may be into that. What do you think?

Ah, the Oedipal classic that started a series that would last for 27 more films, all the way up until the last; Taboo 23, 2007. Taboo holds a special place in my heart of naughty hearts, because it was the first porn movie I ever saw. Oh, the heady days of youth; long before catching glimpses of the raunchy movies on channel 98 between wavy lines of  cable interference, there were the movies under your friend’s parents’ bed.

Although there had been numerous films by 1980 that explored incest fantasy, and of course, publications and other erotic media, full length adult films on the topic were few and far between. Several comments on the film declare Taboo to be the porno that set standards for the rest of adult movies. It was and still is, one of the top earning adult films of all time.

Taboo explored the topic of mother/son incest better than any cheesy Japanese cartoon you’ll ever see. The story (yes, a story, that’s how old this porno is, there is actually a storyline!) follows adult actress Kay Parker, playing the newly single Barbara Scott, whose husband just left her for his secretary because of her prudish bedroom ways. Their son decides to stay with his “not over the hill” mother. The two inevitably begin to screw, but towards the end of the film, things get complicated when Barb gets a new boyfriend. Dun dun dun! The film is still available, in all its glorious sleaze, and even the infamous Ron Jeremy is supposed to have a cameo. Though sources differ, so if you can find him in there, do tell.

This is more than just a tad ridiculous; the “racy pictures” in question here show the Olympic bronze medalist, Scotty Lago, in the albeit slightly risque pose of allowing a random passerby to kiss and bite his bronze metal. In one particular shot, the medal is dangling over his groin region. Olympic officials are acting like he was fellatio’d right there on a street corner by the woman. Olympic snowboarding is one of those sports featuring notoriously scruffy looking pot head types, and their judgment isn’t always coherent, let alone tasteful.

I mean, why else would they be up there, freezing their asses off, flipping all over the place, with only one ski? That’s a sport where recklessness and stupidity are prerequisites, not detrimental career flaws. Why blame the guy for acting like an idiot, when he already acts like an idiot professionally? Another point here, –it’s bullshit that he’s leaving over this. Whose fault is it that this random broad came up and licked his medal? Did he pay her to do it on camera? I doubt it! Some random bitch just got Scotty Lago ousted from the Olympics. Think she’s losing any sleep over it? Not since she got to gnaw on his medal.

Beautiful supermodel Rosie Huntington has done us a favor by making a video that’s trying to sell clothes. Staying true to the marketing genius that she is, Rosie has found a truly new way to sell some threads and that’s simply by taking them off! And when the person doing the stripping is Rosie Huntington, it really is a very simple solution! The pics were done for Agent Provocateur and this isn’t the first time she’s done work for the lingerie designer. Most of her sexier work has been done for that company.

Here’s a link to the video and even more wonderful pics of Rosie’s titties and beautiful body as she takes her clothes off piece by piece.

I first thought the Roxana Diaz sex tape was pretty hot. She gives Jorge Reyes, her boyfriend at the time, a pretty nice blowjob and there’s some nice action of him finger fucking her as she asks for more. But when I start seeing parts of people that weren’t meant to actually be seen, it’s just a little too much. There’s a big difference between a pussy shot and a vag shots and these are clearly the latter. Not sexy at all. Just – ew. Too bad, too. This would have been a super hot sex tape without those! You can check it out here.

Ah, the life and times of any silent film actress in the 1920s was sure to include various acts of downright scandalous behavior. Actresses were still smeared with the stigma from the stage girls of the previous century; most theaters and stages were whorehouses, filled with actresses, singers, and dancers, –all talented in the ways of debauchery as well as the stage. For the next century and a half, women who work in theater and film still carry questionable virture, –as they do even today.

Louise, or Lulu Brooks, was certainly not too proud to appear nude; Lulu was also a model, a showgirl, and a  dancer as well as a silent flapper film star. She loved sex, and was openly speculative about her Sapphic proclivities; she even confessed to have numerous affairs with women. One such passionate encounter was a one-night stand with notorious beauty, Greta Garbo.

What is the world coming to when the guy owning the biggest dick is broke, unemployed, and lives with his mom? If he can’t find work, then what are the rest of us going to do?! Jonah Falcon, 39, owns a 13.5 inch penis, –the longest cock ever to be recorded on film! So, like the rest of us, you might be wondering why he isn’t performing in porno movies. Well, he says that he’d rather be a real actor, and any nude scenes would have to include a genuine role in a film for him.

The jobless, though hung New Yorker, has been in several uncredited acting parts in television and cable shows, but he has yet to make his mark in anything other than an HBO documentary from 1999. Apparently, royalties aren’t doing much for the guy. Too proud for porn? He seriously needs to watch Zack and Miri Make a Porno. Sometimes, you have to do what you have to do, –and “what” can be a hot chick. Maybe he could make a guest appearance as “King of Cock” or something?