Dirty Mag

Dollicia Bryan, Bow Wow’s ex-girlfriend, has spoken out about his rumoured former fling Kim Kardashian – and she let her claws out.

“Kim Kardashian is the Queen of media because she doesn’t necessarily sing or act or anything of that nature. Yet she’s always on the blogs, everyday… I can see the comparison; we have similar shaped bodies, very curvy. But we’re two different women. I’m a mother, so I can never be famous for leaking a sex tape.

“I’m not knocking what she did; she really took the negative and made it into a positive. I’m just saying there’s a huge difference between us. I’ll stay the Queen of talent and acting, but as far as being the Queen of who I’m dating and being in the media all the time; she can stay the Queen of that.”

Hahaha! As funny as that was, Dollicia Bryan isn’t one to trash talk another woman considering that she’s passed from one rapper to the next like some common skank.

The trash bag known as Ke$ha has now had another photo of herself leaked online. This time, she’s lying in a bed with that rat’s nest hair of hers and seems to have pulled up her shirt just so that she could cover her tits with her hands. Umm…what is the point of that exactly? I guess just to show us all that jizz that she’s got all over her stomach.

The pic was leaked after Ke$ha pissed off DJ Stolen by not giving him a shout-out and so, he leaked the pic. And apparently, there’s plenty more where that came from! It’s reported that Stolen has even more pics of the singer and that he’s threatening to release them. He hasn’t as of yet, so we tracked down some other trashy pics of this star to hold us all over until the other pics are leaked.

From Kendra Wilkinson to Kim Kardashian to Amy Winehouse, and even a tiny little glimpse from Jennifer Garner, this week all the tits in Hollywood are coming out! 

Jennifer Garner is super hot but, she very rarely shows us anything that’s really noteworthy. So, when she bent over on the Fourth of July to give us all a peek down her top at her cleavage and her bra, we all thanked America! [Egotastic]

Amy Winehouse stepped out this week – and so did her nip! [The Nip Slip]

Hayley Williams from Paramore uploaded a picture to Titter (yes, there are so many tits up there, I’m changing the name) this morning and supposedly, it’s all an accident. The picture was only up on the site for three minutes before she took it down. Luckily, the entire world still gets a peek. [Celeb Nip Slip Blog]

Honestly, there’s nothing that I find remotely sexy about Kendra Wilkinson. Her tits aren’t all that bad, but when she covers them up, she becomes even more useless to me. Even if the shirt is see-through. [Drunken Stepfather]

Kim Kardashian has hot, big boobs. And she knows it! [Egotastic]

One of the best known paraphilias, podophilia, is defined by a sexual interest in feet or footwear.

For foot fetishists, the points of attraction include the shape and size of the foot and toes, like long toes, short toes, painted toes, high arches,  fat toes, long toenails, short toenails, slender soles, small feet, toenail color…etc. Others are jewelry (such as toe rings and ankle bracelets), treatments (like french pedicures), state of dress (barefoot, high heels, flip flops…etc.), scent and so on.

Then there’s the physical aspect of the fetish, which could be licking feet, kissing, sucking toes, tickling,  foot jobs, or trampling/stomping and shoeplay.

Panties! Really, really hot little panties! I’ve had a little girl crush on Elizabeth Banks ever since I saw her in Zack and Miri Make a Porno so I was super excited when I saw that she had some new upskirt photos, and I wasn’t disappointed! This shot was taken of Elizabeth while she was on set. 

But still not quite feeling as though I had gotten my fill of Banks, I needed to do some more searching to find more. Turns out, Elizabeth has a ton of great nudie shots, upskirt shots and pokie shots. So here is a pic of Elizabeth in a sexy little white tank with her nips aiming right at ya’ and one of Elizabeth finger fucking herself in the bathtub in the movie 40 Year Old Virgin. Happy Saturday!

The Dutch porn star, Bobbi Eden, must be a huge fan of the Oranje, the national Netherlands football team, –she’s promised blow-jobs to all her Twitter followers, if the Oranje win this Sunday, when they play against Spain. She went from a sizeable 4,000 followers on Twitter, to 100,165, as of this moment. She recently posted: ‘more details on how to collect your blowjob on Monday’. I sure hope this isn’t some kind of weird trick, where she sends all these guys Fleshlites with mouth openings on them. She’s going to owe an entire city population worth of blowjobs by Monday. And if she doesn’t pay up guys, better call a lawyer!

Why the hell are we talking about these two bandmates? Well, BOTH of them showed their tits recently! Hell yea!

Saturdays’ sexy singer, Frankie Sandford, gave us a tiny nip slip picture this week. A tiny one. But some nipple is better than none right? Exactly.

Now we move from the nip slip to the super sexy topless pictures from fellow band member, Una Healy, on vacation in Ibiza. Una totally wins here, she shows it all and her tits are perfect, as is that flawless body of hers.

Their music may suck, but The Saturdays are totally sexy, maybe if we’re lucky all of the bandmates will flash us.

Even though our favorite celeb news is the naked kind, the whole idea of a lesbian lockdown staring Lindsay Lohan has its appeal. I’m talking about Lohan’s 90 days in jail of course. She may be looking to appeal that, but so far that’s not looking good and here’s why:

First off, Lindsay’s lovely little fingernail message on her middle finger in the courtroom (pictures above) SO is not going to help her in any way. No one in the courtroom will take her seriously now.

Also, Lohan’s lawyer, Shawn Chapman Holley - who once represented Paris Hilton and was on the O.J. Simpson defense team before taking on Lohan and her two drunk driving busts – quit yesterday. That’s right, not only did Lindsay piss off the judge, but she lost one of the best lawyers out there. Which means that Lindsay’s going to jail for 90 days. Maybe if we’re lucky a sex tape will come out of that.

As every news source has screamed at us, Anna Chapman is is the the leading lady in the Russian spy ring scandal. The funny thing is, there’s nothing to suggest she ever dug up any secrets and she has yet to be charged with espionage – yet she still continues to grab all of the the headlines. Why?

Well, first off she’s hot! Second, while her career as a spy and socialite wasn’t exactly successful, it was very exciting. There are loads of stories for tabloids to feed on. Like the story that she is a wild and crazy sex addict that fucks all day, and fucks hard. The best part about that story are the pictures that come with it, which were leaked not too long ago. Not only do you see Anna Chapman topless, but you also get to see her tits tortured by nipple clamps, all while she has a leather crop in hand.

Russian spies are awesome.

Wow. Well, if the video is real, which is highly unlikely, Gary Coleman’s penis was HUGE! I say was, because at this point, even if it was huge, it’s not anymore. Gary Coleman, if you haven’t heard, is dead as a doornail as of just what, a week ago? The scene where enormous dong is waving around, is actually from a film: Midgets vs. Mascots. Of course, this is an independent film, since Coleman’s acting career has been dead for a long, long time. The movie itself, actually sounds funny, if you know… we hadn’t already seen about a thousand other movies just like it:

“In this Borat-meets-Jackass shockumentary, five little people and five mascots battle for one million dollars through 30 ridiculous competitions, including how many insults it takes to get punched in a bar, who can drink a gallon of milk the fastest and who can wrestle a live alligator. Gary Coleman, leading the “Littles” as himself, is a comedic freight train (or train wreck) as he gets into actual fist fights with mascots, coaches and even NBA star Scottie Pippen. Look forward to tear-inducing laughter when drunken and belligerent mascots take on a competitive and determined group of little people.”

I have a tip for any producer who wants to make a movie that will be like two movies already out there: Don’t. We’ve seen those movies. Jackass is old as hell, and everyone on the cast smokes crystal meth. And Borat? Sacha Baron Cohen’s best role of all time: King Julien, from Madagascar, –you know, the little monkey thing? Oh, lemur. In that, he was actually funny. Anyway, back on track here, sorry; Gary Coleman’s huge cock. He was suing the producers of the film because he didn’t want everyone to see his ridiculously large penis, –but why, I ask? People probably would respected him a little more, had they known, and he could have had a major career in midget porn.