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There are some women that you just start drooling every time you hear their name. Jennifer Aniston, Bar Refaeli, and Heidi Klum are just some of the names that do it for me, each and every time. No matter what they are or aren’t wearing. But there are some ladies that it seems no one can agree on, and you either deeply love them or hate them. Here are some of the top five ladies in Hollywood that often have people asking, “Hot? Or Not?”

Megan Fox either gets a huge Misters Up when seen in magazines, or a turn of disdain as some continue to call her washed out and dried up (and, from the way she talks, that applies to much more than just her acting career.) I personally, give Megan a big “Not!” although she does almost pull it off in these bikini pics. [Celebrity Bikini Gossip]

Mel B also seems to attract some men who obviously have some domination issues. And even though her face always looks the true part of Scary Spice, she still continues to try to prove to us that she’s all woman by shoving her cleavage or her tits in our faces. Again, I’m going with a NO. [Drunken Stepfather]

Lesbian kisses are hot, right? But what about when you know the girl isn’t a lesbian, she’s still only 17, she’s dressed like a bird, and it’s not even a real kiss? Do we even need to vote on this one? Miley Cyrus has once again proved how ridiculous she is by doing all of that though. Check out the video here.

Kristen Stewart is another one that has just as many haters as she does admirers. But, whatever your thoughts on Kristen, and the whole vampire craze that she’s central to, there’s no doubt that this upskirt photos of hers is totally hot! [Taxi Driver Movie]

Another one from the vampire crowd, I put this pic of Anna Paquin up just because it’s too hot to not share. There should be no argument on the topic of Anna, not from these pics anyways. Follow the link to see even more of sexy Anna in cute little bra and panties (with her hot body filling it out just right.) Suh-weeeeet! [Egotastic]

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It just wouldn’t be a good week without a new little something from Miranda Kerr. And this week, she’s graced us with not only taking her top off, but also dressing up like a schoolgirl, and making a video for us all as we fantasize about getting spanked by her. The still shots are kinda weird. Well okay, the whole thing is a lot fucking weird. But Miranda does take her top off for us, and Miranda Kerr’s tits on a weird day are better than most tits on a good day. Check out Miranda in all her hotness in this video.

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Apparently The Hills starlet, Audrina Patridge, isn’t just popular here in the States, but also in Russia. The beauty recently had a photoshoot for the June 2010 issue of FHM Russia, and I have to say, the photos are pretty damn sexy.

While they may not be as revealing as some of her past photos she still gets a hundred awesome points for these classy, yet fucking sexy FHM shots. The chick totally wins the hottest Hills girl award, because come on, she doesn’t look like she’s made of plastic like Barbie doll Heidi Montag. Oh no, Audrina Patridge has the type of body you want to caress every inch of.

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If you think that’s not news, there’s something wrong with you. Either, you were blind through an entire decade, or you were born in 2000; Jennifer Love Hewitt had almost no tits through most of her film career in the 90′s. Then suddenly, Heartbreakers rolls around, where she and Sigourney Weaver are showing off these massive chesticles that they never had before. Both women have been seen before in bras, and neither were sporting the tits they have now. Which means…? Don’t all raise your hands at once! Plastic surgery, ding ding ding! In a few new photos, Jennifer Love Hewitt is showing off her new tits, –but not her vajazzled va-jay-jay. Oh darn. But that’s okay, there’s still some nice cleavage.

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If you don’t know Kelly Brook, give your head a shake. Or at least you will after seeing these pictures. Turns out, I didn’t know who she was either but after giving her the good ol’ Google (I love it when you can make search engines sound dirty), it turns out she’s one of those hot British women who is an actress but who is mostly known for her modeling. And like so many British models, she’s not scared to take her top off and show us just how hot she actually is. God love her. I know I do. These pics of Kelly come from the July 2010 edition of Loaded magazine. Just in case you’re in need of some new pinup material and want to get the print version.

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Paramore vocalist and keyboardist, Hayley Williams, claimed that her Twitter account was hacked when a topless photo of her was posted but then immediately pulled down.

The naughty Hayley picture had over 5,000 views before it was removed. Hayley later tweeted, “Well… my night just changed drastically. got hacked.”

Of course most folks are doubting that this is true. The general thought is that she uploaded the wrong picture to twitpic, and that the dirty photo was originally meant for her boyfriend, New Found Glory guitarist Chad Gilbert. But who cares either way? We got a topless of the hot (and legal) Hayley Williams!

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Is there any simpler joy than to look up a hot chick’s dress? Well, there can be simpler joys than looking up Mischa Barton’s dress, –lately, as many have noticed, she isn’t exactly keeping herself together. Sure, it’s probably not as pro-woman as most of the ladies would like, but I’ll say it anyway: as a celebrity, you have an image to maintain, which means wearing makeup outside the house. Not just wandering around in old hand-me-down house dresses and looking like you’ve been eating the greasiest french fries you can find. So, as hot as her panties are, Barton seriously needs to start combing her hair, and applying her makeup better. In the mean time, she should keep wearing short dresses on windy days, –next time, without the panties.

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Even though she may be the sweet age of 17, Miley Cyrus is mere months away from being the legal-in-all-states-age of 18. But she wants to have sex with you. And, if you’re willing to wait long enough, you probably will. This girl has been an adult for a long time now or, at least she’s been acting like it. And the way I see it is, if her parents can see the stuff she’s doing and the pics that get “leaked”, and still say they’re proud of her, and egg her on to do nasty photo shoots, then we can too.

This little Miley quest of mine started when I came across the cameltoe pic. Then I started remembering some fun and dirty sweet pics of earlier Miley Cyrus scandals. And, she is still just a teenager. This girl has many more scandals and sex tapes to come in her future. Here are just some of the one’s she’s had so far.

Perhaps Miley’s first time with the cameltoe? [Elle Girl]

Miley’s latest, and undeniably worst, cameltoe. [Egotastic]

Miley shows off her collection of bras, as well as the current boys that she’s sleeping with. [Pop Crunch]

Miley gets right down to her panties and has the pics “stolen” from her computer by a hacker. Funny how these same type of pictures got out several more times since then. [E Ontario Now]

We couldn’t mention Miley Cyrus photo scandals without at least brushing the topic of the Annie Leibovitz photos for Vanity Fair. [TIME]

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Some of these aren’t exactly porn, –many are just accidental bits of explicit behavior caught in comic, magazine, movie, or sports form. Then again, there are of course other explanations, –maybe the guy designing that particular Archie comic was gay and liked group sex. Or perhaps, the guy in charge of drawing that cover for the Elmo book was a twisted pervert, or had seen Meet the Feebles too many times. Then again, we could just be reading too much into some innocent stuff, –but I doubt it. You can check out the other examples of Unintentional Porn here, after you look at our gallery.

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This week’s fetish is objectophilia, which is a sexual and sometimes emotional attraction towards specific inanimate objects. This is an incredibly rare form of fetishism.

Objectophiliacs often have strong feelings of arousal, attraction, love and/or commitment to certain items or structures. Every objectophilic fetishist is different, there is a large variety of things one may be attracted to, such as buildings, instruments, electronics, cars, landmarks …etc. Objectophilia fetishists usually believe that objects can have souls, intelligence, feelings, and the ability to communicate.

Objectophiliacs have been in the news before, like Edward Smith, who claims to have had sex with more than 1,000 cars. Or Eija-Riitta Berliner-Mauer, who married the Berlin Wall.

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