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Angel McCord is only famous because her sister, AnnaLynne McCord is her sister. And AnnaLynne is only famous because she was on that re-trumped up show about spoiled teenagers in Beverly Hills. But damn, these two should be famous just for their tits! Not only is parading their hot bodies in front of us at every chance they get one of the girls’ favorite pastimes, but now they’ve taken it into the water!

Over this past weekend, Angel and AnnaLynne McCord went for a little swim in some Miami waters and decided, while they were in there, that they both really liked the other one’s bikini top. What to do? Switch obviously! They did, right there in the water, and came back out with one looking like the other. But the best part of this story? The bikinis didn’t fit exactly right and while Angel was trying to adjust hers, her nip slipped out. Ah….serendipity.

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Damn near all celebrities have tattoos nowadays, some of which are much sexier than others. Here’s a small peek at some of the hottest celeb tattoos.

Hayley Williams: The hot lead singer of Paramore has quite a few tattoos, but my favorite is her newest tat on her side. Yea it may be a bit gory, but it’s badass which makes it damn sexy.

Scarlett Johansson: This gorgeous woman has a colorful sunset tattoo on her left inner forearm. Yea, that flawless body of hers just got sexier.

Angelina Jolie: Angelina is the queen of celeb tattoos. She’s also the queen of all sexy stars. Put the two together and you’ve got perfection. All of Anelina’s tats are hot, even the fake ones in Wanted.

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This week we have all the good stuff. With classic vag and pokie shots from those who can always be counted on, Paris Hilton and Katy Perry, to a new appreciation for those who are sometimes overlooked, such as Sheryl Crow, there really is a little bit of everything coming loose. And as usual, none of them disappointed.

Katy Perry gives us an upshot that takes the meaning of one to whole new level. While it’s clear that she’s wearing panties, it’s also clear that she’s got an unfortunate wedgie, and one of the very worst kind. [Boobie Blog]

Who knows why Sheryl Crow doesn’t get our attention more often. With bikini shots like this, she proves that she’s still very much MILF material. [Celebrity Bikini Gossip]

These pics of Megan Fox show her doing what she does best – shutting up and standing in underwear. Oh, and it’s Armani, but who the hells cares. It’s Megan Fox’s tits. [Egotastic]

Paris Hilton has forgotten her bra at home again and we get to reap the rewards with some fabulous Paris pokies. [The Nip Slip]

Pamela Anderson dons her classic red Baywatch bikini and well, seeing the differences between then and now is reason enough to check out these pics. [Celebrity Bikini Gossip]

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An autassassinophiliac is a person who derives sexual pleasure from either putting themselves in life threatening situations, or someone that is sexually aroused by planning their own death.  Autassassinophilia is a very rare and very dangerous paraphilia, it is not to be taken lightly.

In some serious cases, an autassassinophiliac will actually plan their murder and go through with it. They tend to find someone willing to participate and the two create a “murder pact.” A famous case of this was in 1996, when Sharon Lopatka contacted Robert Frederick Glass and had him torture and strangle her to death for mutual sexual gratification.

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Sex does a whole lot more than give you fan-fucking-tastic pleasure, it’s also is great for your health. So the next time your lover rolls over and says they aren’t in the mood, let them in on a few of these and they just might give it up.

Relieves Stress: Studies show that sex lowers blood pressure levels and also reduces overall stress level.

Avoids Prostate cancer in men: Frequent ejaculations often remove cancerous cells.

Burns Calories: Everyone know this, it’s an obvious one. But keep in mind that you need more than a quickie to burn calories, it has to be a long good fucking. The more effort the more calories you burn.

Boosts immunity: Those who have sex at least once or twice every week have higher levels of an antibody called immunoglobulin A or Ig A, which helps you fight colds.

Healthy heart: Research shows that having sex at least once a week drastically reduces that risks of a fatal heart attack by almost 50% in all men and women compared to those who had only once a month.

Improves intimacy: An orgasm  increases the level of oxytocin, also known as “love hormone” which plays an important role in building trust between partners.

Reduces Pain: As oxytocin increases, it increases endorphins as well and that in the process reduce the pain and leaves you feeling great.

Boosts Self Esteem: You know it makes you feel awesome when you get your lover off.

Helps you sleep better: Oxytocins released during orgasm not only help to maintain a healthy weight and stabilizes blood pressure, but it also helps to have a better sleep.

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We all know that Perez Hilton is pretty much an idiot. Why the dude is even famous is beyond me. He marks up every picture he puts on his blog, and he generally has nothing worthwhile to say. Never mind the fact that looks as stupid as he sounds. But now, Perez is getting in some deep shit for some pictures he’s posted, and it’s not because he drew stupid cartoon balloons coming off of them. And Perez didn’t even post this picture on his blog, it was on his Twitter account.

The picture that’s in question is one of a Miley Cyrus upskirt and she’s not wearing any panties. What’s the big deal? Well, Miley Cyrus is only 17. So she’s a minor and putting up pictures like that of Miley Cyrus is just not cool. Miley has since called Perez an “idiot” on Ryan Seacrest’s radio show and it’s since been reported that neither Miley nor her parents are going to be pressing charges. But, is what Perez did really so bad?

Please understand that I’m not saying that child pornography is a good thing. I’m all for porn but when kids are involved, I’m pretty sickened by it. But, can this be considered as child pornography? Miley will turn the legal age of 18 in November. And while I realize that we all must be sticklers to the law when it comes to this kind of thing and the “few months away from” excuse just ain’t gonna fly, let’s look at the way Miley acts for a moment, shall we?

She runs around with boyfriend after boyfriend, she posts pictures of herself online in just her bra and panties, and she kisses girl onstage and gyrates with her male backup dancers when she’s performing. Can anyone really be blamed for treating Miley like an adult when she’s shown us time and time again that she’s ready to start acting like one? And okay, let’s say that Miley is still just a kid and is too immature to realize that she’s acting like a complete whore. But her parents are also letting her act like a complete whore. Not just letting her, but actually encouraging it. Remember that photo of Miley on the cover of Vanity Fair with nothing but a sheet draped over her? She was 16 at the time that picture was taken and her parents were cheering her on from the sidelines. And they are definitely old enough to realize that their daughter is a slut.

It’s really hard to say who’s at fault here. Perez is an idiot and no, he probably shouldn’t have posted Miley’s vag to his Twitter site. But can we really blame him for treating Miley the way she and her parents have wanted us to all along?

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It looks like all of the celebs are getting naked these days! We’ve got sexy ladies like Heidi Klum, Katy Perry and Adrianne Curry all showing us some flawless skin.

Heidi Klum: The gorgeous German recently had a photo shoot with GQ, where she is naked… but covered. Lame I know, but it’s better than nothing right?

Katy Perry: Screen caps from Katy’s upcoming video “California Gurlz,” were recently released, and damn, I can’t wait to see the full video. She looks like a tasty piece of candy.

Adrianne Curry: America’s Next Top Model winner Adrianne is known for posting all sorts of naughty pictures of herself on Twitter, but I have to say that the nude beach silhouette photos are my favorite so far.

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Even if you’re not a huge fan of Jennifer Lopez, you have to admit, the woman’s got one hell of a body. And I just love it when she gives us great upskirt shots like this one! I love that she’s completely unaware, just enjoying a day out with her hubby while reading whatever that is (or is it just a massive close-up of herself that she’s staring at?) And Marc Anthony just sits beside her, holding her hand and looking at her with that “Isn’t my wife’s pussy phenomenal?” look. Yes, Marc, yes it is.

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We scoured the Internet to find the best pussy and titty pics for you and as always, the stars deliver! So whether you’re still drooling over Elizabeth Berkley’s pussy, or like to see the old mom tits of Kate Gosselin, you can find them all right here!

Ashley Greene, the sexiest vampiress of them all if you ask me, didn’t give us any nip slips or upskirts this week, but she did give us one hell of weird bra shot. [Fleshbot]

We all saw Elizabeth Berkley in Showgirls, right? But we missed this total full-on pussy shot of her as she kicks some serious ass. That’s because these shots were edited out on the DVD edition of the movie but they were released onto our best friend for pussy shots, the Internet, awhile back. [Nudography]

Another sexy vampiress from the Twilight Saga, Elizabeth Reaser did give us an actual nipple shot. And boy, do we love her even more for it! [The Nip Slip]

We can always count on Lady GaGa to give us a look at her goods. And even though her nipple is a bit fuzzy in this picture, it’s still there for all of us to see! This comes from her Alejandro video and you need to slow the video right down and pause it to get this pic. Well actually, you don’t need to. Because one of the nipple gods has already done it for all of us! [Taxi Driver Movie]

I hate Kate Gosselin. And I even hate her tits. I mean, eight kids have sucked all over those things. But for those who can see the good in overly-swollen, overly-chewed on tits, you might like this pic where they’re falling out of her dress. [The Superficial]

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Electrophilia is a fetish that involves low-frequency electrical stimulation to the sensitive areas of the body, such as the nipples or genitals. This fetish has been associated with BDSM and is considered just one of many of its subcategories. Although, electrostimulation may not always be used in a sadistic and painful manner, like in BDSM, but in a purely pleasurable way. It depends on the participants and on how high the frequency is (most people keep it low, sticking to very small electric shocks). While electro play is usually done with a partner, it can also be done solo.

Most sex toy websites have a section catering to electrophiliacs, with items like electric dildos, shock paddles, electric wands, nipples clamps and so forth. Some electro fetishists choose to use their own electric creations – this is not safe! When done incorrectly and with unsafe equipment electrostimulation can cause tissue damage or even death.

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