Dirty Mag

Jacqueline Bisset is one of those true classy ladies in Hollywood that you just don’t want to fuck with too much. Well okay, maybe just a little bit. She was relatively unknown, until she appeared in The Deep in 1977. And if you’ve ever been privy to a white t-shirt contest, you can thank that movie for it. In it, Bisset is shown in a soaking wet, white t-shirt with her pokies out and most of her breasts visible (and let’s face it, with Bissett, they can be nothing but breasts.)

There are some raunchy still photos floating around of a graphic sex scene that Bisset did for a movie before she became a household name. That movie was the only film that she bared it all for, and it wasn’t released until after she became a big-time movie star, so the producer could make some money from her now very big name. When the movie was re-released, it went by the name of The Secrets.

We bow down before you, Jacqueline. Someone who paved the way for what true sexy would look like!

Whether she’s coming out of the water with such a classic nip slip that you just gotta know is posed, or taking part in a photo shoot where she flashes her huge and gorgeous tits, Sophie Monk naked is good any way  you look at it. Sophie’s no stranger to the nude and is definitely one that loves her own body. But the shots that are taken with her clearly posing, completely topless, were actually done for her movie, The Hills Run Red, which hasn’t had a lot of good feedback from anyone. Except that you know, you get to see Sophie Monk naked and playing with her own nipples. Now that’s really reason enough to see the film, isn’t it?

When you hear the name Macpherson, you probably think of hot Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Edition model Elle Macpherson. And while Elle is fully fuckable in her own right, she also has a hot young sister who’s ass we’d all like to tap. That would be Mimi Macpherson, who is not only part of the Macpherson beauty, but also stars in her very own sex tape!

Mimi’s tape was released sometime in July 1997 and it’s been fully accessible on our wonderful World Wide Web ever since. Finding it is no sweat and once you do, you’ll first see little Mimi on the bed with a t-shirt on and her pussy showing. She then moves on to finger-fucking herself until she ends up completely naked and her boyfriend at the time, Michael Hellwig, takes over and they proceed to have somewhat odd jack-rabbit sex. The tape is pretty hot though, until the point the sex tape actually begins to star two.

If Mimi was hoping though that this sex tape would earn her the big bucks and shoot her to stardom, she was quite wrong. Most people don’t even know of Mimi until they go looking for a sex tape. And she also declared bankruptcy sometime after 2000.

Ya gotta love a girl that’s willing to do just about anything, don’t you? And, “Eve the Rapper” as she’s known on the Internet is definitely one that’s willing to do that and more! When I heard that Eve had a sex tape out, I thought it would be interesting just because well, we all know Eve and her badass ways. And her sex tape doesn’t disappoint. In it, not only does she fuck herself using a dildo, but her boyfriend at the time, Stevie J. Apparently, Stevie was pissed when the tape was released. I mean, thousands of people did watch while his girlfriend managed to find her own G-spot in under a minute. But I never believe it when the fuckers or the fuckees are angry. They’re fucking a star, for Christ’s sake. Apparently, though Eve was also ‘angry’ about the tape.

People seem to be confused at to why Eve’s angry about the leak and I have to say, I don’t quite understand it myself. When pictures surfaced of a girl eating her pussy while Eve so calmly looks down and watches, Eve shrugged it off. And when nude pictures of Eve came out and it came into question whether they were real, Eve again was very nonchalant. At the time, she said it very well could be her because she used to strip. So I don’t get it. Why all the shame that  you know how to get yourself off? And that you don’t mind letting your boyfriend watch?

Here’s Miss California USA, beautiful, obviously talented in various ways, –especially in the manner of flexibility. But her sex tape scandal was deliriously complex; for some reason, she attempted to claimed she made the tape at a younger age, –which would have made the sale and distribution of the tape illegal. To the naked eye, it would appear, that she was actually -trying- to go to jail. The weird, complex lawsuit scenario that followed was miserably boring.

So on to the sex tape! It’s actually more of a ‘masturbation tape’, but this one definitely qualifies as great material for your spank bank. Or vibe-bank, depending on which way your basket swings. Anyway, Carrie Prejean is stretched on the floor, watching porn with her legs apart as far apart as they’ll go, and she’s got two fingers buried in her pussy. If that’s not enough to make you squirm, wait a while, –those little noises she makes are going to get louder. The visual quality is excellent, despite a lack of close-ups; there’s tits, a squealing girl, and plenty of stimuli for even the most… rigid of porn temperaments. When Prejean orgasms, you’ll want to lick the screen.

Antonella Barba’s pretty voice made her sorta famous on American Idol, but it was her incredible cock sucking skills that made her super famous with all of us.

Antonella Barba placed sixteenth on the sixth season of American Idol. She was eliminated before the top 12 were chosen, but not without controversy. Before the sex tape surfaced, some “racy” photos of her hit the net and spread like wild fire. There was the oh-so-popular photo of her on the toilet and then all the pictures of her posing in a wet t-shirt. Not really as dirty as the media led us all to believe. But then the sex tape came out and damn, now that’s dirty, those lovely lips of hers were all over that guy’s cock. Although, there is speculation on whether it’s her or not in the clip, but i’ll let you guys decide for yourself.

You may not have heard of the cute Hoàng Thùy Linh, but this actresses’ sex tape reached Paris Hilton status over in Vietnam. What’s the big deal with the video? Well first off, she was an actress on an educational show for children at the time, so when the video hit the net it sent the parents on a rampage. And as I’m sure you can guess, once it was confirmed that it was her in the sex tape the popular kiddie show was canceled. I guess you can’t educate the young one minute and fuck your boyfriend the next.

The scandal also caused controversy due to the fact that the country is very much sexually conservative, women are expected to remain chaste until marriage and remain unquestionably faithful to their husband. Pfft, fuck that noise!

Long before Rob Lowe was the notorious Dingus Khan of slapstick comedy films, typecast as the goofy bad guy in several films throughout the 90′s. he was a teen heart-throb type. Since he’s been a B-grade comedy actor, most people don’t really know that he was in a sex tape featuring two women, one an underage teenager. Oh but it gets better, another tape came out later, featuring Lowe and one of his buddies tag-teaming some hapless bimbo on camera.

The sex tape is probably available somewhere online, but we sure haven’t been able to find it. Despite the underage sex, the controversial gang-bang-esque nature of the second clip or so, Rob Lowe actually bounced back from the minor career upset of being filmed screwing a minor and having taboo intercourse in which another man participated. Cough, cough. Lowe bounced back, and though he isn’t exactly ‘in like Flyn’, he isn’t exactly out either.

Reality show actors and “stars” are barely celebrities, and they’ll usually do pretty much anything to milk their few minutes of fame. Jenna Lewis, one of the actors in the first season of Survivor, took a different approach. Rather than rely on her charm, good lucks, and acting skills to cause drama in the usual way, –she made a sex tape with her husband. First off, she’s hot, –and if you don’t mind the occasional, incredibly sexy guy in your porn, her husband is male model Travis Wolfe.

Jenna, –not Jameson, not even close, but still cute, –originally told people, that the tape was “leaked” to the Netz. But after a few too many foot-in-mouth moments on TV, most people arrived at the conclusion that they leaked it themselves as a publicity stunt. The mystery cracked later, and it came out that they were in fact, selling the tape and receiving profits from the sales. Several versions of the video are available online, but since the video quality is crappy, there’s really not much to see. The blowjob scene is all right, but they skip the best part: what’s the point of watching a pretty, skanky blonde slobbering all over a cock if her tits aren’t jiggling around? Exactly; there isn’t one.

Should the Shakira sex tape actually turn out to be real, it’s going to be one of the hottest ones around. Not only does this tape have Shakira fucking her boyfriend, Alejandro Sanz, but it also shows Shakira letting her boyfriend and Antonio de la Rua, give it to her at the same time! What’s better than Shakira in an orgy?

Whether or not the story is true that it is in fact Shakira in the video is unknown. Her reps are saying that it’s a ‘hoax’ and that the people involved are just trying to extort her for money in the most malicious way. Well, there’s a big difference with it being a ‘hoax’ i.e.) not real, and it being malicious. Malicious, sure. But fake? Aw hell, bring on the Shakira sex tape!  Her reps are saying that it was also done as an April Fool’s joke. Yeah, right. Cuz that’s hilarious. Whatever, Shakira let two guys bang her, made a mistake having it videotaped, and is now embarrassed. It’s gotta be her, and the fact that I can’t find even still pics of it anywhere makes me think it even more so.A little more time, maybe we’ll get a good leak.