Dirty Mag

It seems that all the Class A pussy that we’ve been exposed to over the past few weeks has all dried up and this week, the trashiest of the trash decided to all step out at the same time and show us what they’re made of. Whether we asked them to or not. And I’m pretty sure we didn’t. Not even Tara Reid, who stepped back into the trashlight with some pics of her panties. And let’s face it. At the end of the day, trashy pussy is still pussy.

Jerry Hall has gone on a long, downward spiral since her Mick Jagger days, and these bikini pictures prove it. [Drunken Stepfather]

If you’re a Jersey Shore fan, (and there’s a startling number of them), you’ll love these JWoww upskirt pics. [Hollywood Sleazy]

And here we have it, Tara Reid performing like the drunken mess she is, and her latest boyfriend trying desperately to maintain his dignity. Because we all know all hope for hers is lost. [Egotastic]

Speaking of trash, we all know now why Lady Gaga insists on wearing all those ridiculous masks all the time. She’s hideous! And, judging from this nip slip pic, so are her tits. [Hollywood Sleazy]

Even though Paris Hilton is still on vacay in St. Tropez, she’s managed to put her pussy away for a little while. She’s still dancing around in a ridiculous futuristic girlie cut-away swimsuit though. And, according to Drunken Stepfather, looks like she may be packing some junk of her own. [Drunken Stepfather]

So, the iPhone 4 includes FaceTime, a video conferencing feature. Can you guess where I’m going with this? The adult industry is tapping into the iPhone’s video conference feature, already posting ads on Craigslist searching for naughty models for these types of chats, and even offering a free iPhone 4 for those who get the jobs. Yup, now you can get more than dirty talk on your phone, you get video too.

Unfortunately for super squeaky-clean Apple, it’s strict no porn policy for their apps won’t work here. There’s no way they can regulate FaceTime, it’d be like trying to regulate who you make a phone call to.

Either way, FaceTime could revolutionize the video sex chat industry, allowing independent sex-chat workers to do their own thing, without having to pay for a computer-based service.

It’s been a good week for Paris Hilton. If her goal has been to get her name back in the news by flashing her pussy everywhere, it’s working. And say what you say, but Paris’ pussy is still something worthy of applause. All of these pictures were released just this week, and seem to all take place in St. Tropez, where Paris is currently vacationing. In one shot she seems to be playing tourist while giving her twat some air at the same time. Hard to tell if she’s wearing panties under that print, but I’m betting not. The second set is my favorite, with a drunken Paris putting on a show with both pairs of her lips.

Goddamn this was a great week for upskirts and titty flashes. Who knows if it’s the beautiful summer weather, or just some porn gods smiling down at us. But just this past week, Jennifer Aniston flashes her vag, Paris Hilton shows us her tits (again!), and then prances around in a bikini, and Kelly Brook shows off some lingerie. Which is almost better than all of the above combined.

Jennifer Aniston gives us just enough to keep us interested, but doesn’t overdo it with grotesque fame whore moves. Here she gives us a shot up her skirt which I truly think was innocent, and makes Jen even more delicious. [Hollywood Sleazy]

Paris Hilton went on vacation on a yacht this past week so you just know she had to take her top off and prance around a bit. Unlike Jen, Paris is a fame whore and her tits are kind of old and tired. But they’re still perky, and isn’t that really all that matters? [The Nip Slip]

And here’s Paris on the same vacation, in a bikini. Because no one can walk around topless all the time, ya know. [Drunken Stepfather]

Paris wasn’t the only one to go yachting this week. Shakira was also caught enjoying some sun and more importantly, waves – wet, wet, waves. While Shakira doesn’t do anything for me when she sings, these pics are undoubtedly hot! [Egotastic]

I’m still not exactly sure about who the hell Kelly Brook is. But I’ve had her tits shoved in my face enough to know that I like her! And these lingerie pics of her just prove to me why, once again. [Hollywood Sleazy]

Asphyxiophilia (also known as autoerotic asphyxia, hypoxyphilia, or breath control play) is a fetish in which the person gets sexually aroused as he or she is slowly deprived of oxygen. While it is classified a paraphilia (or fetish), many doctors consider it a disorder due to how incredibly dangerous and potentially lethal it is.

Various methods are used to achieve the level of oxygen depletion desired, such as a hanging, hands on the neck, suffocation with a plastic bag over the head, gas or volatile solvents, chest compression, drowning and so on. You can also buy specially made sex toys for a breath control play (like modified gas masks or special suffocating corsets).

Taylor Momsen, one of the only good things to come out of The Gossip Girls along with all of those other hot little chicks, has found herself surrounded by controversy once again. This time it comes from an interview with Disorder magazine in which she revealed that she’s “not into guys” and that her “best friend is a vibrator.” Now of course, everybody’s in an uproar about it because the girl is only 16. And I ask….so?

Okay, so she has a vibrator when she’s not actually of legal age to even have consenting sex. But seriously, she only has to consent with herself on this one, and I really don’t think Taylor is hurting anyone by getting herself off every once in awhile. And if we can let Miley Cyrus go and sell sex onstage, I’m pretty sure that we can let Taylor do whatever she wants to herself behind the privacy of closed doors. And of course, it may also mean that Taylor might be a bit of a sex demon so once she is of age, we’re bound to see some pretty interesting shit from her.

There’s little that I love more in this world than when Jennifer Aniston shows us a little skin. And I was beginning to think, after her GQ stint last year, that we wouldn’t see it any time soon. Luckily, Jenn’s come out with a new perfume that has inspired her to once again, bare it all – or at least some. The perfume is called Lolavie, and apparently, it’s a very light and natural scent, hence the natural pose. These pics seem to be the only ones that are out now but hopefully, we’ll get some more real soon.

The only thing I don’t like about this ad is the tag line about needing a man to smell like a woman – or rather, not needing one. Seriously, with all the bad press she’s gotten about her love life, why’d she have to bring a man into it at all?

This week the stars decided to take a break from showing us their boobs and instead, flashed their asses, and even some pussies made the cut. Panty-clad pussies mind you, but pussy all the same.

Katy Perry is always good for a show, and I’m not talking about the kind where she sings. This week she decided to go for a swim in her bra and white panties – meaning that we get to see her ass one more time. [Drunken Stepfather]

Another see-through this week comes from another celeb that likes to show off her goods every chance she gets. It’s Lady Gaga, and here she is wearing a thong under a see-through skirt. And we all bow down in worship once again. [Hollywood Sleazy]

Anna-Lynne McCord showed us her panties this week too and, in keeping with the theme, those too were see-through. As an interesting side note, these are the same panties Emma Watson was caught wearing so indiscreetly way back in 2008. Just shows you good things tend to stick around. [Egotastic]

This pic of Nicole Kidman also shows her smiling proudly as she shows the world her goods. I was actually distracted from the crotch shot long enough to check out her face. And then I had to do a couple quick searches to see if it was really her. Is it just me, or does she look quite different in this picture? Don’t worry, if you can’t take your eyes off her vag long enough to look at her face, no one will blame you. [Taxi Driver Movie]

Do you know who Jenna Dewan is? She’s mostly known for her role in Step Up, and it’s no wonder why she got a lead role in a dance movie. Just check out that ass! [Egotastic]

Algolagnia is sexual pleasure gained from physical pain. This is not the same as BDSM, most algolagniacs see their actions as an active lust, not a motivational one. Many psychological researchers believe that algolagnia is a physical phenomenon in which the brain interprets pain signals as pleasurable, which leads to psychological effects. Therefore, algolagniacs experience pain in a different way than most, which can then lead to a pain fetish.

For instance, some may want to be beaten or tortured, even with the risk of severe injury and permanent physical damage. They might even desire something so serious that it could be life-threatening. But the algolagniac cannot understand that he/she is in pain, they enjoy it and crave it.

Ya gotta love PETA! Not only do they stand up for animal rights, but they also give us bodacious bodies like Pamela Anderson. Pamela has just recently unleashed her newest PETA ad, in which she’s just the way we like her – wearing an itsy bitsy bikini. And it’s so small that at first glance, I thought she was completely nude. Wishful thinking, I suppose. I think this ad is super hot though and quite clever too, with all of Pam’s chops so adequately laid out and diagrammed for us. Cute tag line too, and will get us all dreaming even more of Pamela Anderson’s parts. 

Maybe not everyone though. Pamela’s newest ad has been banned in her own country, in Montreal, Quebec, for being too “sexist.” Apparently, they didn’t feel as though the ad was controversial, but that it was not in standing with the city’s attempt to show equality for men and women. I don’t get it. This ad is hot, and is not offensive. And I don’t think it goes against anything about equality for either sex.

This seems to be the only poster available for this newest campaign but, this isn’t the first time Pamela has stripped down for the organization, and so we brought you some pics of her past ads, all of which are also pretty hot.