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Some big bad photos of Lindsay Lohan and Paris Hilton were recently leaked! The pictures are low quality, but are obviously of Paris and Lindsay.  What do these pictures show you may ask? Well, there are quite a few of them – some show Lindsay and Paris making out, others are of Lindsay making out with some other chick, and worst of all, there are a few that show little Lindsay shooting up. Bad bad girl.

Some claim that the drug pictures of Lindsay are of her “pretending to shoot heroin.” Um yeah, and this lit cigarette I have between my lips, well, I’m only pretending to smoke it. Riiiiiiight.

But look at the positive, we get some sorta hot low quality slut on slut action. Yay?

View all of the leaked photos here.

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Martymachlia is getting sexually aroused by having someone watch you and your partner have sex. A martymachliac may ask a third person to watch, or they may purposely have sex in an area where they will get caught, in the hopes that the person will watch them.

Then you have voyeurism, which is getting sexually aroused by watching others have sex (or simply looking at them naked). People with this usually masturbate while they watch, and they’re usually doing it all in secret.

But if you get a martymachliac and a voyeurist together, then you’ve got the perfect combination – everyone’s happy.

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I’m torn about the upskirts we have this week. One is of a very drunk Janice Dickinson (then again, when isn’t she drunk?) and it kind of hurts my eyes to even look at her face, never mind that ol’ stretched out vag. Thank god she had the good sense to put panties on. And then there’s Julie Bowen’s upskirt. Julie Bowen gets a bad rap out there but I don’t really understand why. I think she’s still totally MILF-worthy and she’s now brought her own upskirt to television! Another point for her in my books. And of course, there are even more awesome links below!

Girl-on-girl kisses are always super hot and now, Primetime got one! On this week’s How I Met Your Mother, Rachel Bilson guest starred as Ted’s potential future wife. All of that turned to a moot point though, when Rachel puckered up for another woman on the show. And we all sat with our mouths open and drool falling out. [Egotastic]

Here it is, the only upskirt worth talking about this week. It’s of course, the Julie Bowen panty upskirt. This too comes from television – Jimmy Kimmel Live, to be exact. God, that guy’s got the best stuff, doesn’t he? [Fleshbot]

When the world feels as though it hasn’t had enough titty peeks, it turns to Kate Moss. Here she is once again wearing a see-through top and showing off those lovely boobies. [The Nip Slip]

I think Lady Gaga needs to start putting on three-piece suits, or a nice conservative dress to shock us all. It seems that she can no longer out-top herself and as such, her pics just end up looking pathetic and attention-starved. Especially this one with her grey hair extensions. While that one’s not so crazy, follow the link and you’ll see a naked Gaga fighting her way through plastic. Not cool, not hot, just stupid. [Hollywood Sleazy]

We saved the worst for last so that you weren’t too blinded to look at the other pics after seeing Janice Dickinson in her panties. Ya know, if you’re going to go out wearing a dress that is sure to let something slip at some point in the night, you might want to think about wearing panties that don’t shriek “Granny!” [Hollywood Sleazy]

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When Chelsea Hanlder’s sex tape came out earlier this year, she tried to blow it off as being a ‘joke.’ I don’t know if that means we should all make fun of her body, or if she just thinks having sex is funny in general, and I don’t really care. Now though, Chelsea has come out with another tape where she’s having sex with some dude and this time, it’s for a movie. All we have right now are shots of Chelsea’s tits while some guy buries his face in them. The movie is called The Plotters and it hasn’t gotten very good reviews so far. But I don’t know. Chelsea’s tits look good and really, what more do you need in a movie?

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Most celebrities use Twitter to connect with fans, talk about their day, promote their music and so on – but then there are the skanky B-listers that use Twitter to show the world just how desperate and slutty they are.

First up is the most recent Twitter whore – Aubrey O’Day. This chick is best known for being a member of Danity Kane, the group from MTV’s Making the Band. We haven’t heard much from Aubrey in the past few months, but that all changed this week when she posted a sleazy photo of herself in her bra and panties on Twitter.

Next up is the biggest Twitter slut of them all – Adrienne Curry. This woman used to be known as the first winner of America’s Next Top Model, but now she is notorious for posting dirty photos of herself on Twitter, some of which are nude pics. Although, compared to Playboy’s Coco, Adrienne’s Twitter pics are quite tame. Coco is a naughty naughty tweeter.

But it’s not just the B-list celebs, even big timers like Demi Moore have posted sexy half naked photos on their Twitter.

Thanks for the wank material girls!

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Here is a sex tape story that has me once again believing in the good world of porn. Karissa Shannon, the super hot ex-girlfriend of Hugh Hefner who’s known for doing nasty things with her twin sister, has made a sex tape with her now-boyfriend, Sam Jones, of Smallville. What gives me hope is that Karissa is not saying that this tape was “leaked” or that she in no way ever wanted the public to see it. She was simply waiting for the price to be right, and now it is.

Vivid Entertainment has finally come upon a price that both Karissa and Sam have agreed on, which is said to be in the six-figure category. No word yet on just when it’s coming, but Vivid is claiming that this “is going to be one of our all-time bestsellers.” And with Karissa Shannon, I don’t doubt it. No tape yet, so no pics either. But we do have some of those super slutty pics with Karissa and her just-as-super-hot twin sister, Kristina Shannon.

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I’ll be talking about something a little different today – vacuum beds (also called vacbeds). Usually used in BDSM play, these beds are an intense bondage device that  allows one to vacuum-pack a partner in latex.

Here is how it works, a person is placed in a latex envelope spanned by a frame, then a suction pump (a vacuum cleaner or shop vac) removes most of the air in the envelope. The person that is inside the envelope breathes through a tube, although, there are vacbeds where a person’s entire body is covered except for their head.

Like any kind of bondage play, people should be cautious. Should anything go wrong there is serious risk of suffocation and/or death, so be careful.

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It seemed that it was going to be a slow week when suddenly, shit started popping up everywhere online. From Kristin Cavallari bondage shots to what’s being called a “random topless Lindsay Lohan shot”, everything truly came out of the cracks. Except for Rachel Uchitel. She had something going into both of hers!

Katy Perry is becoming well known for her mysterious nipples. Once again, she gave us a nip-riddle at the VMAs on Sunday. Is it there? Is it not? Take a closer look and you be the judge. [Egotastic]

Kristin Cavallari is famous because she has the body of Kristin Cavallari, and that’s enough for us. She really shows it off in these super slutty bondage shots. [Hollywood Sleazy]

Ever since Snooki was caught violating Lamchop with her tit hanging out, people have been obsessed with this girls tatas. I guess when they’re that big, it doesn’t matter that the rest of you is just plain fugly. [Drunken Stepfather]

I think this pic of Lindsay Lohan is my fave because it’s being called a “random Lindsay Lohan pic.” You know you’re a slut when this shit just starts randomly surfacing. And there’s nothing wrong with that. [Hollywood Sleazy]

Wrapping it all up (literally) is poor Rachel Uchitel. Not only used and dumped by Tiger Woods, but also walking around with panties shoved in her every which way. It doesn’t look like she seems to mind though. [Egotastic]

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Liquidophilia is a paraphilia in which a person is sexually aroused by immersing his or her genitals in some kind of liquid. It can be any kind of liquid, most prefer just basic water and can be aroused by simply taking a bath. But there are others whose preference is a liquid which resembles milk or looks like bodily secretions.

While this may not come across as a fetish one would seek help to overcome, some may feel that they need to in order to live an ordinary life. It could become an issue when it comes to public places like swimming pools or the beach.

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I don’t watch Jersey Shore. And generally, whenever I see someone from the show on my television, I grab the remote and change the channel as quickly as possible. But still, I’ve been unfortunate enough to see enough of them that I do know what they look like, and I even know a few of their names. The first time I saw Snooki, she was talking about her poof and how “she’s the only one that’s going to rock it.” I immediately realized the girl was trash and nothing worth paying attention to. She also seems to be the fugliest of the bunch.

Now, what I’m assuming comes from a snippet of that self-indulging show, we get a Snooki tit flash. And she might want to consider keeping those things covered. They’re obviously fake, and whoever did them obviously did a very bad job. I’m not too sure what else Snooki was doing here other than showing us her tit. It looks like she may have been molesting Lambchop.

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