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Symphorophilia is a paraphilia in which someone is sexually aroused by watching a disaster. These disasters may include something like a fire or a car accident. The person may fantasize about a disaster or watch a real one taking place until he or she becomes aroused and then orgasms.

In some rare cases, an accident that may injure or even kill someone may actually bring the symphorophiliac to the point of orgasm quicker. In a few very rare cases, the fetishist may actually plan out and cause the disaster themselves in order to get off. So it’s not unlikely that an arsonist is setting things ablaze because of sexual desires, but like I said, this is very rare.

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I think that we can all agree that Avril Lavigne is fucking hot as is, but know what makes her hotter yet? Being topless!

That’s right boys, Avril will be gracing the cover of Maxim for the third time in November and this time she will be topless. Unfortunately, it’s Maxim, so while she is topless, she is still covered with her hands. Boooo!

But here’s some good news for the dreamers out there – Avril is single again! Yup, her and Deryck Whibley have split. If you’re interested in how to win her heart, then here’s how to do it – In her Maxim interview she said, “I like a classy man, a gentleman who opens the door and gives flowers and always puts the lady first. I’m a little old-fashioned like that.” So maybe one of you guys out there have a shot.

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We have all seen, participated in, or even voted in midterm elections but never before have we had a candidate quite like this one.   Not only is she hot, but her name is Krystal Ball.  No, really, it is.  She is the Democratic candidate for Congress in the great state of Virginia.  Thankfully, it would seem that one year she went ahead and had just a little too much fun at a Halloween party and the photos were leaked.

One would imagine that publicity like this is bad for a campaign, but good for us and our readers here at dirtymag.  It’s a damn shame that we don’t have more Congressional representatives and nominees like this one,  I bet you never said that you’d want to party with a Congress woman before!

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Autagonistophilia is a paraphilia in which someone is aroused by being watched while engaging in sexual acts.

This fetish consists of arousal from being observed while engaging in sexual acts, or from exposing one’s naked body or genitals to strangers while on stage or on camera. Unlike exhibitionism, where the person reveals themselves to unsuspecting people, a person with autagonistophilia will create a situation where someone could watch them if they wanted to.

The perfect situation for someone with this paraphilia would be a live sex show. If you are an autagonistophiliac and are considering joining or starting a sex show, keep in mind that not all cities allow it. Some places consider a form of prostitution, however there are a few that are fine with sex shows.

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Drive down along Sunset Strip in West Hollywood, and you’ll see the city’s newest attraction – a barely clad Megan Fox and Cristiano Ronaldo showing off their hotness once again in their second ad campaign for Emporio Armani. Some of the more narrow-minded and less able to admit our horniness are actually claiming that Megan, Cristiano and/or Armani (I’m so hazy on the details because I can only see those two hot bodies in my vision) could be responsible for any accidents caused where their bulletin board is clearly displayed. Some people (I’m lookin at you, Harvey Levin) have actually claimed that it could be “attractive nuisance” or whatever.

I say it’s not a nuisance at all and Megan and Cristiano should be able to drop their clothes and show us their respective and barely clad puss and penis whenever they want. And that they should actually be encouraged to keep doing so. In the meantime, you may want to take a stroll down the Strip, rather than a drive. Just for your own safety and all.

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They’ve had two campaign ads now for hot designer, Emporio Armani, and in both Megan Fox and Cristiano Ronaldo make us feel all kinds of things as they stand before us in nothing but scanty underwear covering their hot bodies. Guys want to do her and be him, girls want to be her and do him. No matter how you look at it, it’s a win-win for everyone.

This first one came out last month and was a television campaign pushing the nice panties on both Meg and Cristiano. They both look awesome, but no matter what they were wearing, they’d both look awesome. Megan is every waiter’s wet dream as she opens the door coyly wearing nothing but her underwear. But Cristiano has come prepared and is soon showing off the package that every horny woman who’s ever stayed in a hotel room has dreamed of. The pictures are hot, seeing it all happen in actual motion in the commercial is even hotter!

And, don’t miss their second, and newest, Emporio Armani here!

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My goodness! What the fuck is it about Twitter that brings out the inner skank in celebrity trash? Apparently, posting nude (or nearly nude) photos of yourself on Twitter is the cool thing to do nowadays.

The most recent celeb to do this is none other than trainwreck musician, Courtney Love. Courtney recently posted a half-naked picture of herself on Twitter with no explanation or description. Warning: The photo may make your eyes bleed. The picture isn’t sexy, it’s not even close to sexy. Why would she torture us this way?!

Sigh. I wish the hot musicians and actresses would post topless photos – but no, it’s the old creepy ones.

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Inflatophilia  is a fetish that can vary in what the inflatophile enjoys. It might be an attraction to inflatable animals and toys (even balloons and inflatable furniture), deriving sexual pleasure from wearing inflatable suits, or even getting aroused from the thought of people inflating like balloons. Someone with this fetish will most likely enjoy the company of a blow-up doll a little more than the average user.

Some inflatophiles enjoy an act known as Popping, which is the deliberate destruction of an inflatable object through puncturing, over-inflation, compression or damaging the exterior in some other manner. This may not be a sexual act though, sometimes it’s simply an act of amusement.

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People are calling this the “first Megan Fox upskirt ever” but, no one also seems to be too sure of themselves on that one. Whatever. Does it matter if this is the first or the fiftieth? It’s Megan Fox’s pussy and ass, for cryin out loud! Meg was obviously headed out for some hoity-toity black-tie affair with her husband, Brian Austin Green, when she made that age-old mistake of not making sure her vag was covered when getting out of the limo. Later on in the ceremony (or wherever the hell they are), Brian was quite sure to keep that shit covered. I knew he was never good for much.

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Keri Russell really does seem to be doing a lot, which is probably a surprise after many pegged her as being a one-hit wonder actress after her time on Felicity. But, she’s all grown up now and she’s not afraid to show us what she’s made of! Esquire finally got their hands on her and had her do a super sexy photo shoot. Keri still isn’t willing to go all the way yet – she has clothes on in all of these pics. But, there’s enough to see that Keri Russell is fucking hot! And that teenage body that once had boys around the world whackin off, is all grown up, but still just as fine! God, this woman is sexy!

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