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Beaches are already a wonderful thing, places where sexy women can get near-naked by throwing on a skimpy bikini and strutting around for everyone to see. Busty Brit Rosie Jones is one such sexy woman, donning a bandeau bikini top, the kind that looks like it could just fall off at any moment. That, however, isn’t even necessary since she removes the top all on her own. God bless women who hate tanlines. The Page Three girl takes off her top so she can evenly tan her big, amazing breasts, giving lucky men at the beach more than an eyeful of high-quality British bosom. And before you say something about how this must have happened in France or Spain or some other European country one imagines is full of bare breasts, this was apparently a beach in South Florida. So yea, even here in America, the land of the Wardrobe Malfunction Outrage, there’s a chance your outing at the beach will be wonderfully interrupted by a topless British glamour model like Rosie Jones.

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I’ve been holding off on posting about LeAnn Rimes, but I think it’s about time to finally do so. She’s been obviously desperate for attention, realizing that she hasn’t been all that famous since the ’90s. In response, she’s lost quite a bit of weight and it appears some of it was replaced with breast implants. She’s been looking pretty damn hot lately and trying her hardest to show off as much of her tight body and cavernous cleavage as possible. In fact, now she’s decided to go out in a tiny bikini to really flaunt her body, showing off a small but round bubble-butt which I never would have expected. Mostly, I just love the shot of her husband reaching over to casually grab a big handful of country-singer ass. I’d be more amazed if he was able to restrain himself from doing so.

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Rihanna may not be my favorite celebrity, but she at least knows how to get attention. When vacationing in Barbados last month, she naturally decided to hit the beach. She also decided to do so in one of the skimpiest bikinis possible, leaving little to the imagination. Not only is it unbelievably tiny, it’s also see-through, giving a nice glimpse of her dark nipples. Given the bikini’s tiny size, the bottoms not only show off Rihanna’s ass, but the narrow top also slides up to give a teasing underboob shot. Granted, we did already see her topless in Ireland a few months ago, but those images were pretty low-resolution, so these high-res pictures of Rihanna in a sheer bikini manage to be sexier even if she is wearing (a tiny bit) more.

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Adrianne Curry reached her 300,000 followers mark on Twitter, which means that she had to own up to her half of the deal. Unfortunately, it’s sort of a mixed blessing. On one hand, she did post a topless picture, as promised, but on the other hand it’s not that great of a photo and it’s about six years old. Shot from the side, you can still make out both of her breasts to some degree, but like most people, I was hoping for a more up-close frontal shot rather than her trotting out some old pic. Not to mention that Adrianne Curry has had larger implants since then, meaning that we don’t even get to enjoy the larger, more impressive rack she sports today. After all, she posed for Playboy a while back, so seeing photos from around that time is nothing new. Still, even in this old image she looks hot as hell, flaunting her perky breasts and tiny waist, but many are annoyed that she’s now said she’ll post a more recent picture when she reaches 500,000 Twitter followers. To make up for that, I’ve also included a couple non-topless images of her which are still sexier than this old photo.

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You probably recognize Anna Faris from the Scary Movie franchise and then promptly forgot about her. That’s ok, though, because now she’s going to win back your attention with her role in the film What’s Your Number? Ok, it’s a romantic comedy, so that’s not necessarily going to do the trick, but how about the fact that she gets topless in the film and shows off some incredible cleavage? Yup, got your attention now. The cute little blonde has a surprisingly awesome rack, which you can partially make out in the steamy shower scene. The pic of her in the low-cut dress also serves to give you more than an eyeful of cleavage. But the actual topless scene comes when Anna Faris goes skinny-dipping, and in this screen cap you can clearly see her left breast and nipple. Nude shower scenes, skinny dipping shots, and slutty dresses might just be enough to get me to watch a romantic comedy. Wake me when they start including blowbangs, though.

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It’s tough to choose your favorite Victoria’s Secret model, but I think I’ve narrowed it down to the lovely Miranda Kerr. The tiny brunette has a smoking little body, and these nude photos from Industrie magazine are what sealed the deal. Sure, most women can look good when wearing Victoria’s Secret lingerie, but Miranda Kerr proves that her body is just as beautiful when nude, not to mention that she has a nice and perky pair of breasts on her slim figure which aren’t simply the result of push-up bras. And that ass quite simply has to be a product of genetic manipulation. Top scientists from around the world gathered nearly 30 years ago to begin work on the project to create the perfect woman, so enjoy these topless and nude pictures of Miranda Kerr to see what their end product is like. And just try to find a flaw. Really.

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You probably remember Victoria Silvstedt from the late ’90s when the busty Swede was Playmate of the Year and a successful model. Looking at her in these bikini photos, I have to imagine she’s still getting work even though I don’t recall seeing her anywhere. She’s 37, which isn’t old even for a model (Heidi Klum‘s 38) so while she may not be as young and perky as she was 15 years ago, that just means she’s now a smoking-hot MILF that anybody can appreciate. Her body is still in incredible shape, her legs are amazing, and let’s face it: her tits are the main showpiece here. The chesty Swedish beauty wears a halter bikini top which only serves to show off her ample chest even more, and given some of the shots taken of her, she’s totally aware. Looking at these pics just makes me wonder what Adriana Lima and Alessandra Ambrosio will look like when they’re nearing 40. My guess? Fucking hot.

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Merry Christmas, you wonderful perverts! As much as I call Adrianne Curry an attention whore, she’s damn near a recluse compared to 17 year old Courtney Stodden and her 85 year old (give or take) husband. I guess I have to give them a little credit, because they always look like they’re having a fun time and giving zero fucks about what anybody says. I mean, really, they both have what they want. Hubby has a big-titted teenager who’ll dress up in slutty outfits and do things I probably can’t even imagine, while Courtney Stodden gets money and attention. And, y’know, that’s more of a foundation than many marriages out there! So enjoy these pics of the busty teen blonde in her skimpy Christmas costume, because husband/Santa Doug Hutchison sure seems to enjoy it all too. And, of course, you can rest assured that you’ll see plenty more of these two come the new year. At least until she turns 18.

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Leilani Dowding has a great resume, going from a Page Three girl for The sun to a Miss Universe contestant. The English/Filipina hottie has also appeared on a number of British reality shows as well as the American one, Tough Love Miami. She definitely keeps busy and does her best to stay in the spotlight, although I imagine it follows her around as well given her beauty and body. Going back to her Page Three roots, Leiliani Dowding takes some topless photos of herself to presumably share with the world. Technically, she’s naked except for her high heels, but she only shows her ass and tits. Not that it’s a bad thing! With a pair of small, perky breasts, a toned little body, and a nice booty, this dark-haired goddess has more than enough hotness on display. I forsee many, many years of this skinny, biracial hottie doing whatever it takes to stay in the public eye, so make sure to watch out for her!

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Melissa George is an actress I only recognize from the now-ended TV series Alias, but she’s obviously been in quite a few other things as well. The 35 year old Aussie also happens to be dating 54 year old hip-hop mogul Russell Simmons. I only mention Simmons because he’s actually the reason for this post; when attempting to post a sexy picture of Melissa George to his Twitter account, he ended up posting a different picture from the same set, one that was likely supposed to stay private. They’re low-quality images, probably from a cell phone camera, but the now-removed first image featured a topless Melissa George, and you can easily make out a bare breast and nipple in the pic. The second image is quite sexy as well so thanks, Russell Simmons, for both of them! Here’s hoping your mild ineptitude with the Interwebs and image posting will result in more scandalous images of your beautiful, younger, Aussie girlfriend

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