Dirty Mag

Montana Fishburne a.k.a Chippy D (lamest nickname ever), the daughter of Laurence Fishburne (Morpheus from The Matrix), was first arrested for alleged prostitution last year, and now she has agreed to release a sex tape in the hope it will push her acting career.

Montana’s sex tape was released by Vivid entertainment and there are no arguments as to whether the tape was been leaked or stolen. “The first time is really nerve racking … but, I have a lot of at-home experience,” said Montana. Yea…

The video is titled “Phatty’s Rhymes & Dimes 14”. According to her director, Brian Pumper,  she’s a natural. So far the video is selling so well that it is now on backorder. Um, congrats Montana?

Maybe this links edition should have been called “Hot? Or Not?” Big stars like Hilary Swank and Rihanna were seen out but truthfully, we kind of wish that they would have just stayed home.

Rihanna couldn’t decide whether or not she wanted to show us her tits so, she went halfway with it. And the boner effect is about the same. [The Nip Slip]

Milla Jovovich is totally hot, right? Then why are these topless shots of her so “not”? Oh that’s right, because there’s just one of them – and you can’t even see a hint of cleavage! [Hollywood Sleazy]

I can never decide whether I think Hilary Swank is hot or not. These bikini pics aren’t bad, but definitely don’t have me convinced. [Drunken Stepfather]

Seriously, what the hell is Jenny McCarthy thinking? [Egotastic]

Eeeww! Ending with the worst of the worst, now we’re forced to look at Snookie’s ass. I guess being forced to look at her ugly, useless face wasn’t enough. [The Nip Slip]

A narratophiliac is a person that is sexually aroused by the use of profane and obscene language, sometimes to the point of orgasm. They may get aroused by either the use of obscene words or by hearing/reading a dirty story, poem or joke.

There are a few  indications that a person is a narratophiliac, like the amount of time he or she spends on using naughty words or time spent in thinking about them and fantasizing about them. If the man or woman you are having sex with is begging for more dirty talk, there’s a slight chance that they are a narratophiliac.

Jennifer Aniston recently did a photo shoot from Harper’s Bazaar where she’s running down the beach in what looks like might be a wedding dress. The reviews from the pics have not been good, but I think that Jen could drape herself in sewage and look good (although you may not want to touch her or smell her.) And, all those nay-sayers obviously didn’t look closely enough, because you can clearly see the top part of Jen’s nipple in these shots. And those make this photo shoot one of the best, in my humble opinion.

Since studies in the past have shown that stressful, unpleasant situations can hinder brain growth, researchers from Princeton University wanted to see if stressful yet pleasurable situations – like sex – would achieve the opposite effect. So, they divided male lab rats into three groups: The rats in one group were given sex partners daily, the second group got set up with with the lady rats every two weeks and the third group got nothing at all.

The rats that had sex on a regular basis showed adult brain growth, as well as an increase in the connections between brain cells. As a possible effect of their larger brains, the sexually experienced rats were less anxious and quicker to eat food in an unfamiliar environment than the sexless rodents.

So go have sex!

We are especially lucky this week! Ashley Greene got into a bikini yet again to show us that she’s all human, and that she has a very fine form indeed; Britney Spears gave us a little taste of her ass; and Megan Fox even showed us her pubes! What more could we ask for?

Kelly Brooke has just posed for Playboy, and we get a sneak peek! [Hollywood Sleazy]

There’s little that’s better in this world than Bar Refaeli’s tits and when she stepped out with her main man, Leo, they nearly stepped out too! [Drunken Stepfather]

Ashley Greene slips into a blue bikini at Wet Republic, and it’s enough to make anyone wet. [Hollywood Sleazy]

Britney Spears sure seems to have cleaned up her act lately. But, with this ass flash taken just last week, it’s clear she’s still the same Britney we’ve all known and loved for so long now. [The Superficial]

Megan Fox recently did a photo shoot for FHM and when she tugged her panties down, she did so a bit too much. Although we didn’t get to see her snatch, we did get to see her pubes, just barely. Check out the pics and the video and see if you can get a better look. Either way, it’s still Megan Fox in her undies. [Egotastic]

Somnophilia, also know as The Sleeping Princess syndrome, is one type of paraphilia where the fetishist gets sexually aroused to the point of orgasm by looking at a person who is sleeping and is unaware of what’s happening. Somnophilia can also involve awakening the person with erotic caresses or oral sex, but not with force or violence. Somnophilia may also refer to having sex with a sleeping person or rubbing their genitals against the sleeping person’s body.

Like most paraphilias, somnophilia can be seen as either harmless or as a serious psychological disorder. Treatments are available for those that want it.

We have been waiting. And waiting. And then waiting some more. And now, Avril Lavigne has lost full control of her boob as she pops out of the water, and her boob pops right out of her bikini top along with her. This really is more than a nip slip, it’s a full-on titty shot! Ya gotta hand it to Avril; she may have made us wait for it, but it was definitely worth it when it finally happened. And that ass shot? I’m all over that too!

Divorce looks good on her, for sure. Very, very good.

Yet another sexy musician has graced the cover of Rolling Stone Magazine – the gorgeous Katy Perry. Katy Perry posed for the mag in an assortment of bikinis, bras and birthday suits. Yea, they’re giving Katy fans an array of wanking material. She may be artfully covered, but they’re still hot pictures.

A few sites out there are giving Katy Perry hell over these pictures, as well as past photos and videos, saying that an intelligent woman like her should use her body less and her brain more. Here at DirtyMag.com we say fuck that! You keep on using those perfect curves Katy, we love it.

Reflectoporn is the term used to describe a form of exhibitionism in which the participant gets naked and then takes a photo of an object with a reflective surface in such a way that their naked body can be seen in the reflection. The photograph is then posted on a web forum or on sites like Ebay. Sometimes you can find reflectoporn on Ebay – there have images of naked men and women reflected in kettles, TVs, toasters and even knives and forks found there.

In many cases the thought that a few thousand people may hopefully see this person nude, gives a sexual high to the participant.