No One Wants to See Khloe Kardashian’s Pussy

What’s the one gift that Khloe Kardashian wants to give her new husband, Lamar Odom? A sex tape so that he can have something to remember her by when he’s traveling on the road. Of course, what every good wife leaves their husbands with. Khloe and Lamar just got married this past September after dating for only a month. I guess Khloe’s still in the honeymoon period. She doesn’t actually want to give him a sex tape but rather, a tape of her pleasuring herself. Because nothin says “I miss you,” like playing with your pussy.

But unfortunately for Lamar, and not so unfortunately for us, there will be no tape of Khloe masturbating leaked onto the Internet any time soon. Apparently, Khloe can’t find a friend close enough that wants to share the Kodak moment with her. I guess that will last until Khloe realizes that you can set a video camera up by yourself, to tape yourself. Woops. Did I just let the cat out of the bag? Seriously, no one wants to see a sex tape or a pussy-playing tape of Khloe Kardashian. People don’t even want to take her picture naked, for Christ’s sakes, with the exception of PETA.

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