Lindsay Lohan Campaigns Against Panties

Lindsay Lohan has been called a lot of things, some of them cute, like “LiLo“, –others, like Blohan, are not as cute. She’s the one Hollywood slut-let that women everywhere love to hate. We were thinking that maybe if women knew all the good things Lindsay Lohan was doing for the feminists who burn bras, then maybe they wouldn’t be so spiteful against a girl who clearly knows the evils of underwear.

For example, why wear a bra? No need! Not when your perfect, pert little nipples can pop out and say hi to everybody. And panties? Unnecessary! With panties, there’d be no chance of actually being able to give educated speculation on whether the carpet matches the curtains. So before you go accusing her being a slut, think of what she’s encouraging women everywhere to do first. Except the old chicks. Ew.

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