Kirsten Dunst is Moving Up, –So is Her Bikini!

The top part anyway. Kirsten Dunst has a lot going on; co-starring in the Spiderman trilogy, landing gigs on several other major Hollywood productions, and even beginning a singing career. While we agree that actors in general should stay the hell away from the music business, we also agree that what comes out of Kirsten Dunst‘s mouth isn’t nearly as interesting as what can be shoved into it. Preferably followed by loud slurping noises. Yummy.

Kirsten sabotages interest in her own upward mobility; each new accomplishment is followed by a new set of bikini pictures. I ask you, how are we supposed to focus on her progress when her bikini won’t stay on?

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