Kerry Katona in a.. What?! OMG! Someone Get Her Some Clothes!

Okay, thank god, the sex tape was recorded back when she was thin. And I guess, before she was incredibly pregnant. Kerry Katona is like the UK equivalent of a combination of Britney, Whitney, and Heidi.. Montag, not Klum. She went from hot to ABSOLUTELY NOT! Anyway, basically, she was a popstar at 18, for like, the length of one whole album. Wow. Then the really icky attention whore habit kicked in, and the shit hit the fan as far as her various publicity stunts go. Later, she went on to become a C-list celebrity, appearing in several reality shows, and being rejected by many more.

The video began circulating in spring of ’07, and it featured a woman who vaguely resembles Katona finger fucking herself and using the phone. Most agree that it couldn’t possibly be Katona because her brain can’t handle doing two things at once. Some of her more recent scandals include, showing up sloshed on a morning show, punching her accountant, and buying cocaine and meth from her own mother. Britney Spears has never seemed like such a well-rounded individual in comparison.

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