Gary Coleman had a Massive Cock
6 Jul
Wow. Well, if the video is real, which is highly unlikely, Gary Coleman’s penis was HUGE! I say was, because at this point, even if it was huge, it’s not anymore. Gary Coleman, if you haven’t heard, is dead as a doornail as of just what, a week ago? The scene where enormous dong is waving around, is actually from a film: Midgets vs. Mascots. Of course, this is an independent film, since Coleman’s acting career has been dead for a long, long time. The movie itself, actually sounds funny, if you know… we hadn’t already seen about a thousand other movies just like it:
“In this Borat-meets-Jackass shockumentary, five little people and five mascots battle for one million dollars through 30 ridiculous competitions, including how many insults it takes to get punched in a bar, who can drink a gallon of milk the fastest and who can wrestle a live alligator. Gary Coleman, leading the “Littles” as himself, is a comedic freight train (or train wreck) as he gets into actual fist fights with mascots, coaches and even NBA star Scottie Pippen. Look forward to tear-inducing laughter when drunken and belligerent mascots take on a competitive and determined group of little people.”
I have a tip for any producer who wants to make a movie that will be like two movies already out there: Don’t. We’ve seen those movies. Jackass is old as hell, and everyone on the cast smokes crystal meth. And Borat? Sacha Baron Cohen’s best role of all time: King Julien, from Madagascar, –you know, the little monkey thing? Oh, lemur. In that, he was actually funny. Anyway, back on track here, sorry; Gary Coleman’s huge cock. He was suing the producers of the film because he didn’t want everyone to see his ridiculously large penis, –but why, I ask? People probably would respected him a little more, had they known, and he could have had a major career in midget porn.
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