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Coco Austin’s Pierced Nipples and Huge Ass on Twitter

Celebfreak — Sun, 05 Feb 2012 04:24:22 +0000

With features like Sinful Sunday and Titty Tuesday, Coco Austin’s Twitter is more popular than ever. She doesn’t actually do much other than go clubbing and show off her body, but you know by now that there are countless of celebrities who do even less than that. What Coco does have going for her, at least, is a ridiculous body. I can only imagine that her huge tits and enormous ass are implants, mostly because my brain can’t comprehend a body like that being created by nature. No, this is the work of science. Her body was expertly crafted by an elite team of scientists, designed out of pure sex. Because, honestly, I don’t think it’s possible to look at this woman and think of anything other than the wild ride that her curvy body could give you. And if you were somehow immune to that reflexive action, you’re thinking about it now. Don’t deny it.

Keira Knightley Topless Screencaps from A Dangerous Method

Celebfreak — Fri, 03 Feb 2012 04:50:30 +0000

There are many celebrities that I’d like to finally see nude, or even just see nude again. Keira Knightley‘s definitely near the top of that list, so I’m pleased to share these high quality images from A Dangerous Method. Keira Knightley shows plenty of topless hotness in these pics, including some sex scenes. Sure, she may not have the largest, most glorious tits in the business, but when it comes to petite actresses, there are few that can top Keira. Not to mention that the prim and proper attitude she seems to give off just makes it all the sexier when she bares her body on camera for millions of pervy guys around the world. There really isn’t much more incredible than this petite goddess bent over doggystyle, making an O-face with her perky little tits hanging out of her dress.

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Kristen Bell in her Underwear for House of Lies

Celebfreak — Tue, 31 Jan 2012 04:25:35 +0000

Some of you may have heard of Kristen Bell‘s new TV series House of Lies. Or, more likely, you heard Don Cheadle prattling on about how everyone would be getting naked on the Showtime series. That Judas. Going by the current state of the show, it’s not looking as if we’re going to see the lovely Kristen Bell naked anytime soon, which is probably the reason a good portion of viewers started watching in the first place. On the other hand, we did at least get to see her in her underwear in a recent episode, which I have to say is worthy of posting. The blonde cutie shows off her awesome body and round ass, but I still wish she’d go “Full Showtime” and bare more, if not all! Firefly‘s Morena Baccarin did so for HBO’s Homeland, so the ball’s in your court, Kristen.

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Fake-Breasted Tila Tequila’s Public Nipple Slip

Celebfreak — Sun, 29 Jan 2012 04:58:48 +0000

I really should feel guilty for posting about Tila Tequila and all the other attention whores I’ve blogged about, but when it comes down to it, these are the ones all too eager to show off their tits to the world. And, really, any woman with a hot body who’s willing to let the world enjoy it deserves at least some recognition. So yes, that’s why I’m posting about Tila Tequila, the crazy Asian cutie who’s known pretty much just for her shitty TV show and her amazing fake tits. And since this post isn’t about her show, you can be damned sure it’s about her tits! While out rollerblading (for some staged photos) she “accidentally” (read: not accidentally) let her tit fall out of her bra (because lingerie is standard workout attire). Reading into it isn’t important, just enjoy the fact that she has a tight little body capped with two silicone wonders, which should be on display as much as possible.

Miley Cyrus Licking Big Black Balls

Celebfreak — Thu, 26 Jan 2012 04:24:53 +0000

Originally, I’d planned on posting about Miley Cyrus‘ tits in a see-through top (and I did include one image of that, because why wouldn’t I?). However, I was immediately distracted when I discovered these images taken at a birthday party, which appear to show Miley Cyrus worshiping a big black cock and balls with her tongue. Tragically, this turned out to be a birthday cake designed to look like a big black cock and balls, dashing my hopes of Miley Cyrus having turned to interracial porn to make a buck. Of course, there’s still plenty of time for this fantasy to become a reality, so I guess I should at least be happy that she’s getting some practice at it. Now if I could just get Victoria Beckham on the right track to starring in a bukkake film, I might just win that Nobel Prize I’ve been coveting.

Lindsay Lohan’s Tits in a See-Through Top. Again.

Celebfreak — Tue, 24 Jan 2012 04:37:12 +0000

The world may be growing tired of Lindsay Lohan‘s bullshit, but I don’t think they’ve yet tired of Lindsay Lohan’s big glorious tits. I mean, that’s pretty much the only reason the cameras follow her around anymore, since it’s not as if she’s truly starred in any movies lately. However, because of those cameras, we get these see-through shots of the Lohan’s big boobies, hard nipples and all. The freckly ~~redhead~~ blonde owes us these more candid shots after her terrible, Photoshopped Playboy pictorial, after all. In fact, I might just call it even if she came to my house and treated me to a topless lapdance. I’m a fair and just man, if nothing else. If the judges won’t make her do the hard time she deserves, I can think of much more productive ways she could make it up to society.

Courtney Stodden Jogging in Slutwear

Celebfreak — Sun, 22 Jan 2012 04:57:35 +0000

I hate to keep giving Courtney Stodden attention, but dammit, I can’t help it. With how often she has pictures of her teenaged, bimbo body posted on the Internet, it’s impossible to avoid them. And the more I see them, the more I lust after her. So at least I can understand why she’s popular: mass hypnotism. But yet, if sacrificing my free will means that I get to ogle Courtney Stodden’s huge and likely-fake teenaged tits, so be it. This obviously staged photoshoot has her out “jogging” in Los Angeles, because most people in L.A. go jogging in 4″ lucite platform heels. But really, this is a blonde teen bimbo who’s also wearing a skin-tight t-shirt and a barely-there pair of booty shorts, so she might as well go all the way with stripper heels too! Now all we have to do is wait for her to really act the part of a stripper, which I predict will happen before the end of this year.

The Hottest Nude Celebrities in Glasses

Celebfreak — Thu, 19 Jan 2012 09:49:37 +0000

There are countless fetishes out there I can’t explain, and glasses are one of them. One could argue it’s the illusion of intelligence, but I don’t really believe that’s the driving force. Whether you follow that theory or whether you don’t give a damn why you find it hot so long as you get to see more hot women in glasses, Mr. Skin has updated with a list of their favorite nude celebrities wearing glasses. Taken from a variety of films, I can’t argue with most of this list, but their #1 is Paz de la Huerta. I’m not a fan, so I’m going to highlight #2-4 instead, and if you want to see the nude clip of Paz de la Huerta, check it out for yourself over at Mr. Skin.

#2 is Nicole Kidman, who looked hot (and often nude) in Eyes Wide Shut. #3 is Laetitia Casta who has always had an absolutely incredible, petite-yet-curvy body. You may be too busy staring at her big, perfect tits to realize she’s wearing glasses (and nothing else), but she is! #4 is Kathleen Robertson from Boss, who rocks glasses like nobody’s business, somehow looking professional even with her perky tit hanging out.

Adrianne Curry Reaches 300,000 Followers, Posts Nude Picture

Mila Kunis Cocktease Dress at Golden Globes

Celebfreak — Tue, 17 Jan 2012 04:55:11 +0000

You can try, but you can’t deny that Mila Kunis is absolutely, amazingly, ridiculously fucking hot. It’s like gravity; it just is. There are plenty of hot actresses out there, but this one is one of few reasons to actually watch bullshit award ceremonies like the Golden Globes. She always looks extra-sexy at these sorts of events, and last night was no exception. She looked every bit the classy and seductive, dark-haired siren, and every bit the cruel cocktease. Her little black dress may not have been the most flattering piece of clothing (break out the slutty minidresses, Kardashian-style!), but it was incredibly sheer, giving plenty of glimpses of her bare breasts through the thin fabric. All the while she puts on her innocent, pretty face, knowing damn well that guys all across the country are dying for a better look at her perky, teasing tits.

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Amanda Seyfried to Go Nude for Porn Star Lovelace Role

Celebfreak — Sun, 15 Jan 2012 04:59:38 +0000

For those of you who weren’t aware, Amanda Seyfried is going to be playing legendary porn star Linda Lovelace in the upcoming film “Lovelace.” The blonde cutie can look really sexy, and I get the feeling she’ll be even sexier as a brunette for the role (see above pic). One thing which doesn’t get much attention is just how stacked Amanda Seyfried is. When people think actresses with big tits, they usually just think Christina Hendricks, which is unfair. Amanda Seyfried differs in that she’s still a tiny girl like most actresses, but with a rack that has to be D-cup at the very least. Here’s a quote from an E! interview with a producer regarding the film:

“It’s a new thing for her, but it’s not about nudity,” he said. “It’s profound, the performance that she’s giving…She’s doing such an amazing job. We’re about two weeks into filming, and the movie’s going to be incredible.

“Thematically, it’s talking about how abusive the porn industry was to Linda Lovelace,” he said. “Yes, there’s a lot of nudity, but it’s a message movie about respecting women.”

As you can imagine, a biopic about a porn actress is going to have plenty of nudity or it’s going to be terrible. And with busty Amanda Seyfried as the star, we’re almost certain to see plenty of shots of her amazing rack and, if we’re lucky, full-frontal nudity.

Busty Brit Rosie Jones Topless in America

Celebfreak — Thu, 12 Jan 2012 20:42:53 +0000

Beaches are already a wonderful thing, places where sexy women can get near-naked by throwing on a skimpy bikini and strutting around for everyone to see. Busty Brit Rosie Jones is one such sexy woman, donning a bandeau bikini top, the kind that looks like it could just fall off at any moment. That, however, isn’t even necessary since she removes the top all on her own. God bless women who hate tanlines. The Page Three girl takes off her top so she can evenly tan her big, amazing breasts, giving lucky men at the beach more than an eyeful of high-quality British bosom. And before you say something about how this must have happened in France or Spain or some other European country one imagines is full of bare breasts, this was apparently a beach in South Florida. So yea, even here in America, the land of the Wardrobe Malfunction Outrage, there’s a chance your outing at the beach will be wonderfully interrupted by a topless British glamour model like Rosie Jones.

Bikini-Clad LeAnn Rimes Gets Her Ass Groped

Celebfreak — Tue, 10 Jan 2012 01:13:02 +0000

I’ve been holding off on posting about LeAnn Rimes, but I think it’s about time to finally do so. She’s been obviously desperate for attention, realizing that she hasn’t been all that famous since the ’90s. In response, she’s lost quite a bit of weight and it appears some of it was replaced with breast implants. She’s been looking pretty damn hot lately and trying her hardest to show off as much of her tight body and cavernous cleavage as possible. In fact, now she’s decided to go out in a tiny bikini to really flaunt her body, showing off a small but round bubble-butt which I never would have expected. Mostly, I just love the shot of her husband reaching over to casually grab a big handful of country-singer ass. I’d be more amazed if he was able to restrain himself from doing so.

Rihanna Wears the Tiniest See-Through Bikini Possible

Celebfreak — Sun, 08 Jan 2012 04:33:14 +0000

Rihanna may not be my favorite celebrity, but she at least knows how to get attention. When vacationing in Barbados last month, she naturally decided to hit the beach. She also decided to do so in one of the skimpiest bikinis possible, leaving little to the imagination. Not only is it unbelievably tiny, it’s also see-through, giving a nice glimpse of her dark nipples. Given the bikini’s tiny size, the bottoms not only show off Rihanna’s ass, but the narrow top also slides up to give a teasing underboob shot. Granted, we did already see her topless in Ireland a few months ago, but those images were pretty low-resolution, so these high-res pictures of Rihanna in a sheer bikini manage to be sexier even if she is wearing (a tiny bit) more.

Adrianne Curry Reaches 300,000 Followers, Posts Nude Picture

Celebfreak — Thu, 05 Jan 2012 04:54:20 +0000

Adrianne Curry reached her 300,000 followers mark on Twitter, which means that she had to own up to her half of the deal. Unfortunately, it’s sort of a mixed blessing. On one hand, she did post a topless picture, as promised, but on the other hand it’s not that great of a photo and it’s about six years old. Shot from the side, you can still make out both of her breasts to some degree, but like most people, I was hoping for a more up-close frontal shot rather than her trotting out some old pic. Not to mention that Adrianne Curry has had larger implants since then, meaning that we don’t even get to enjoy the larger, more impressive rack she sports today. After all, she posed for Playboy a while back, so seeing photos from around that time is nothing new. Still, even in this old image she looks hot as hell, flaunting her perky breasts and tiny waist, but many are annoyed that she’s now said she’ll post a more recent picture when she reaches 500,000 Twitter followers. To make up for that, I’ve also included a couple non-topless images of her which are still sexier than this old photo.

Anna Faris Topless Scene in What’s Your Number

Celebfreak — Tue, 03 Jan 2012 04:54:01 +0000

You probably recognize Anna Faris from the Scary Movie franchise and then promptly forgot about her. That’s ok, though, because now she’s going to win back your attention with her role in the film What’s Your Number? Ok, it’s a romantic comedy, so that’s not necessarily going to do the trick, but how about the fact that she gets topless in the film and shows off some incredible cleavage? Yup, got your attention now. The cute little blonde has a surprisingly awesome rack, which you can partially make out in the steamy shower scene. The pic of her in the low-cut dress also serves to give you more than an eyeful of cleavage. But the actual topless scene comes when Anna Faris goes skinny-dipping, and in this screen cap you can clearly see her left breast and nipple. Nude shower scenes, skinny dipping shots, and slutty dresses might just be enough to get me to watch a romantic comedy. Wake me when they start including blowbangs, though.

Bianca Kajlich Goes Topless in 30 Minutes or Less

Miranda Kerr Nude Photos from Industrie Magazine

Celebfreak — Fri, 30 Dec 2011 22:58:50 +0000

It’s tough to choose your favorite Victoria’s Secret model, but I think I’ve narrowed it down to the lovely Miranda Kerr. The tiny brunette has a smoking little body, and these nude photos from Industrie magazine are what sealed the deal. Sure, most women can look good when wearing Victoria’s Secret lingerie, but Miranda Kerr proves that her body is just as beautiful when nude, not to mention that she has a nice and perky pair of breasts on her slim figure which aren’t simply the result of push-up bras. And that ass quite simply has to be a product of genetic manipulation. Top scientists from around the world gathered nearly 30 years ago to begin work on the project to create the perfect woman, so enjoy these topless and nude pictures of Miranda Kerr to see what their end product is like. And just try to find a flaw. Really.

MILFy Victoria Silvstedt’s Big Tits in a Bikini

Celebfreak — Wed, 28 Dec 2011 10:17:33 +0000

You probably remember Victoria Silvstedt from the late ’90s when the busty Swede was Playmate of the Year and a successful model. Looking at her in these bikini photos, I have to imagine she’s still getting work even though I don’t recall seeing her anywhere. She’s 37, which isn’t old even for a model (Heidi Klum‘s 38) so while she may not be as young and perky as she was 15 years ago, that just means she’s now a smoking-hot MILF that anybody can appreciate. Her body is still in incredible shape, her legs are amazing, and let’s face it: her tits are the main showpiece here. The chesty Swedish beauty wears a halter bikini top which only serves to show off her ample chest even more, and given some of the shots taken of her, she’s totally aware. Looking at these pics just makes me wonder what Adriana Lima and Alessandra Ambrosio will look like when they’re nearing 40. My guess? Fucking hot.

Courtney Stodden’s Jailbait Ass for Christmas

Celebfreak — Sat, 24 Dec 2011 22:38:01 +0000

Merry Christmas, you wonderful perverts! As much as I call Adrianne Curry an attention whore, she’s damn near a recluse compared to 17 year old Courtney Stodden and her 85 year old (give or take) husband. I guess I have to give them a little credit, because they always look like they’re having a fun time and giving zero fucks about what anybody says. I mean, really, they both have what they want. Hubby has a big-titted teenager who’ll dress up in slutty outfits and do things I probably can’t even imagine, while Courtney Stodden gets money and attention. And, y’know, that’s more of a foundation than many marriages out there! So enjoy these pics of the busty teen blonde in her skimpy Christmas costume, because husband/Santa Doug Hutchison sure seems to enjoy it all too. And, of course, you can rest assured that you’ll see plenty more of these two come the new year. At least until she turns 18.