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Avengers XXX Porn Parody is More Complete than the Real Movie

Celebfreak — Fri, 18 May 2012 03:43:03 +0000

So The Avengers is out and doing awesome, so you can go see Scarlett Johansson in her tight Black Widow costume, and enjoy yourself. But not like that. At least not in the theater. Or you can buy yourself a copy of Avengers XXX, the porn parody of the movie. What really cracks me up is how this film has a better Avengers cast than the actual movie. Sure, we have all the same ones, but also the addition of Spider-Man. And, since this is a porno, it can’t be a total sausage fest, so there are a lot more of the female members we know and love: Spider-Woman, Ms. Marvel, She Hulk, Scarlet Witch, and of course Black Widow. And did I mention She-Hulk is played by wrestler-turned-porn-star Chyna? Not my thing, personally, but Jenna Presley as Spider-Woman means I’ve gotta check this out for myself. And really, when we see these comic book women in their tight superhero outfits, what we really want to see is them fucking and sucking both in and out of costume. So now your comic book/cosplay fantasies can come true.

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Micaela Schaefer Red Carpet Sideboob, Nipples, and More

Celebfreak — Tue, 15 May 2012 22:02:28 +0000

At this rate, it’s beginning to feel that I’m writing for a Micaela Schaefer fan blog. Honestly, there are much worse fates. This stunning and shameless German model has been featured here before for wearing skimpy and slutty little outfits on the red carpet. More importantly, she has one of the most incredible bodies I’ve ever seen, meaning that she can wear whatever the fuck she wants and get away with it. For the German premiere of Men in Black 3, it looks as if she’s wearing a dress made out of the tape from VHS cartridges. It’s cheap, it’s tacky, it’s ridiculous, and by God is it fucking sexy. With her big and perky fake tits and her round ass on a perfectly toned body, the stringy dress tries and fails to cover those curves. So you’ll have no trouble enjoying the mountains of Micaela Schaefer sideboob, nipple slips, and ass flashing in these photos.

Mother and Daughter Nude Scenes from Mr. Skin

Celebfreak — Sun, 13 May 2012 04:21:42 +0000

Mother’s Day is tomorrow! So make sure you do something nice for her, assuming you can. Tonight, though, is all about what you want, and what you want are mother/daughter celebrity nude scenes. Why? Because you’re an awesome pervert, that’s why! Mr. Skin caters perfectly to us, offering the most extensive archive of pictures and videos featuring nude celebrities. They’ve set up a 38-video playlist (one of many playlists) centered around mothers and daughters getting naked on camera. See Goldie Hawn‘s nude scene alongside Kate Hudson‘s, for example. Or Janet Leigh and her daughter Jamie Lee Curtis. Rosanna and Patricia Arquette both had steamy scenes, and the same can be said for Zoe Kravitz and her mother Lisa Bonet! Creative sets of nude content ar what Mr. Skin does best, so sign up for free today and get a good glimpse of all the high quality celebrity videos available to members!

Shauna Sand Fucking and Sucking in Public

Celebfreak — Fri, 11 May 2012 02:21:27 +0000

I love Shauna Sand, just because she’s so easy to figure out. Her “thing” seems to be looking like a smoking-hot bimbo Barbie and prancing around beaches in 6″ lucite heels. I can respect that. And jack off to that. But really, wearing skimpy bikinis and stripper heels is one thing, but she’s taken it more than a few steps further with these new photos of her at St. Bart’s. She clearly has no problems fucking in public, pressing her big fake tits against this guy as she grinds down against his cock, right there on the beach. Seeing Shauna Sand wrap those skinny long legs around him while getting deep-dicked is hot, but it’s even more wonderful to see her bent over sucking his cock like a pro. There’s something seriously hot about seeing a celebrity or “celebrity” with her mouth around a hard dick, captured on film.

Playboy Bunny Shauna Sand’s Sex Tape

Selena Gomez and Vanessa Hudgens Spring Breakers Bikini Photos

Celebfreak — Mon, 07 May 2012 19:21:38 +0000

I suppose it’s time I mention Spring Breakers, the film starring Vanessa Hudgens, Selena Gomez, and two other pieces of fictional jailbait. Actually, I think they’re playing college-aged girls, for once, despite the fact that both could still pass for high school cockteases. The film is directed by Harmony Korine, who wrote the bleak and graphic film Kids back in 1995. Given that Selena Gomez has warned her young fans not to see this movie, one can only imagine Spring Breakers will be just as dark and twisted. However, all the stills and all the production shots I’ve seen of this film feature Vanessa Hudgens and Selena Gomez in skimpy bikinis. Or, when not in skimpy bikinis, they’re at least parading around in short shorts. Whether this film turns out to be cheesecake or a dark spiral, you can at least be sure to enjoy seeing these two teen-looking celebrities baring their bikini bodies and sexy legs.

Black Widow Scarlett Johansson and Her Nude Cell Phone Photos

Celebfreak — Sat, 05 May 2012 04:02:02 +0000

The Avengers it out and it’s awesome, so I think it’s about time to revisit the fact that Scarlett Johansson had nude photographs of her killer body leaked onto the Internet. As you know, she dons a red wig and skin-tight outfit to play Black Widow in The Avengers, whereas in these pictures she dons nothing, leaving her tits and ass bared to the camera. Sadly, the tit shot isn’t the best, leading me to believe that her breasts just aren’t as amazing as they look in her tight, push-up dresses she’s always wearing. But goddamn, does she have a super-fine ass. It’s a wonder that she doesn’t show that thing off as much as possible. Your breasts are old-hat, Scarlett; start putting on the bandage dresses like Kim Kardashian and Jennifer Love Hewitt. Or opt for some yoga pants a la Mila Kunis. Because that ass is truly super-heroic.

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Sofia Vergara’s Tits in a See-Through Top

Celebfreak — Thu, 03 May 2012 04:20:17 +0000

Everyone loves Sofia Vergara so it’s not as if I have to convince you to look at these pics. And, really, if you need to be convinced to look at a sexy celebrity’s tits, then shame on you; I expect you readers to be better perverts than that. Hell, I’d check out nude photos of Rumer Willis just to prove I can, goddammit. GQ Mexico seems to be a step above GQ USA in that they’re able to not only convince Sofia Vergara to wear a sheer top, but they’re also willing to publish the photos of her big tits and sexy nipples right there in the magazine as if it weren’t even a thing. I can only imagine the handwringing that would go on here in America over publishing something like this in a non-porno mag. And while I already think Sofia Vergara is one of the hottest MILFs alive, she hammers the point home on the cover by wearing animal print lingerie like a true cougar.

Jessica Marais Topless Scene in Magic City

Celebfreak — Tue, 01 May 2012 04:16:40 +0000

Jessica Marais is an Australian beauty currently starring on Starz’ drama Magic City. It’s another show banking off Mad Men by being set in the late 50′s, but so what? It has tits and that’s all that should matter. For those of you who’ve known of Jessica Marais before her appearance on this show, you likely recognize her as a blonde, although she goes full sultry-brunette for this series and it’s damn hot. Of course, I don’t know if it’s the dark hair that makes her sexy or the simple fact that she’s baring her tits in these screencaps from one of the episodes. Big and perky, I have a feeling these breasts will be in the running for Best Breasts of 2012. They look like they’re probably implants, but if they were shoved in your face, I guarantee you’d be happy as a goddamn clam.

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Larissa Riquelme Nude in Sexy Magazine’s May Issue

Celebfreak — Mon, 30 Apr 2012 04:04:54 +0000

What do you know about Paraguay? That’s right. Nothing. And you should feel ashamed of yourself, because that also means not knowing about Larissa Riquelme. The Paraguayan model is best known for her appearance as a fan at the 2010 World Cup. Wearing a low-cut dress in Paraguay colors, she showed off an insanely sexy amount of South American cleavage, her cell phone nestled luckily between those big tits. You can see one of the pictures above and realize in a split-second why she became popular after this. More recently, she’s decided to pose nude for the aptly named Sexy magazine, so here are two incredible samples. After blue-balling men around the world with her teasing cleavage photos, it’s wonderful to see her eagerly stripping down to let everyone enjoy her big tits, round ass, and shaved pussy. Now when someone asks you about Paraguay, you can say the country is awesome if only because of Larissa Riquelme.

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Kim Kardashian’s Tits, Courtney Stodden’s Legs, and Mila Kunis’ Ass

Celebfreak — Fri, 27 Apr 2012 04:22:05 +0000

No, I’m not creating a sexy Frankenstein monster. I wanted to post this picture of Kim Kardashian and her big tits, apparently an unreleased photo from her earlier Playboy photo shoot. And, well, here it is! Kim and her huge bouncy titties for you to enjoy, only to be reminded that she’s apparently fucking Kanye West now, to put you back into misery. Since one picture isn’t enough to bring you out of that rut, I added two more unrelated ones. The first features our favorite jailbait attention whore, Courtney Stodden, out showing off her fake tits and undeniably sexy bimbo body at the grocery store. The 17 year old bride totally knows how rocking her surgically-enhanced body is, and those legs just go on for fucking days. That’s enough to wash the taste of Kanye West out of your mouth, right? Oh, geez, poor choice of words. Let me apologize with one last photo, of Mila Kunis’ ass. Petite girls like this always look fucking sexy in yoga pants so, tada, Mila Kunis in yoga pants, which cling to her little booty like a second goddamn skin. Oh, also, rumor has it that she’s banging Ashton Kutcher. Aw, hell, I did it again; I’m bad at this.

Lake Bell Nipple Pokies and Nip Slip

Celebfreak — Wed, 25 Apr 2012 04:37:13 +0000

Lake Bell has been featured here a few times now, and for good reason. There aren’t many celebrities who have seriously big tits, beyond a D-cup or so. Even fewer are those willing to bare them in front of the camera, which is a damn shame. I’m all for small, perky tits as well, but it can be tragic when those are the only ones that are shown in the naked. Lake Bell is a goddamn superhero, though, a woman with the most magnificent D+ cup tits out there and who’s all too willing to show them off to her fans. In her most recent photoshoot for Esquire magazine, she was likely dismayed to find out she couldn’t casually flash the goods on their pages, but that didn’t stop her from coming close. In a couple pictures, she wears a thin crop top beneath which her hard nipples poke through like crazy. And in the third I’ve uploaded, she wears a bra that can’t contain her glorious bosom, and you get a hint of areola peeking out in this near nip slip.

Coco, Nicki Minaj, and Janice Dickinson Weekend Attention Whoring

Celebfreak — Mon, 23 Apr 2012 00:21:21 +0000

So, for some reason no celebrities had wardrobe malfunctions or sex tapes leaked this weekend, which is extremely disappointing. That’s not to say there weren’t plenty of cases of these celebrities and “celebrities” attention whoring as they do best, though. I’ve picked out three of my favorites, women that many consider to be train-wrecks but who I consider to be oddly sexy. Coco is probably the most accepted of the three, as anyone who likes big tits and big ass can understand the appeal. Understandably, she showed off those assets wonderfully in a thin and super-tight top and a pair of skin-tight jeans. The nipples poking through the top are an added bonus. Next up is Nicki Minaj, who’s very much an acquired taste. I didn’t like her at first but, goddamn, her Superbass video is just too sexy. The “Black Barbie” has a similar body to Coco, but she’s even more flamboyant with her looks, opting for wild wigs and makeup. Frankly, I find it sexy. Would I date her? No. Would I fuck her? Oh sweet hell yes. Last up is what has to be the most controversial of my choices, the loud and caustic Janice Dickinson. If you’re a bit older, you know she was a model in the ’70s and ’80s. If not, and you have a girlfriend/wife (or like bad TV), you might recognize her as a former judge on America’s Next Top Model or her own show she acquired later, The Janice Dickinson Modeling Agency. She’s loud, she’s annoying, and her skin is turning to leather, but she seems like she’d be a wildcat in the sack. So, yeah, here are three pictures from the past week of these women looking desperate for attention. Which of them, if any, are worthy of yours?

Morena Baccarin, Leslie Bibb, and Heidi Klum Naked in Allure

Celebfreak — Fri, 20 Apr 2012 04:32:21 +0000

The May 2012 issue of Allure brings back their “Look Better Naked” section, featuring a slew of sexy celebrity women getting nude. The three I decided to pick out are my personal favorites. Morena Baccarin is one I’ve made no secret about finding super hot. The MILFy, short-haired brunette was stunning (and topless!) in Homeland, and has been sexy previously in V and Firefly. Leslie Bibb has an amazing body, although she only shows one side of it in her photo. Granted, the back side is just as glorious, with her perfect posterior photographed for posterity. 38-year old Heidi Klum rounds out the trio, and she’s no stranger to taking off her clothing. The beautiful model is fully nude, barely covering her killer body with her slender arms. Really, Allure should just do this every month instead of once a year, if only as a public service. Which three celebrities would you most like to see nude?

Emma Watson Flashing Serious Leg and a Tramp Stamp

Celebfreak — Tue, 17 Apr 2012 20:46:32 +0000

Emma Watson. Really, I shouldn’t have to say more than that for you to be wildly clicking the thumbnails above. I know damn well I’m not the only one obsessed with her, and that’s the way it should be. She’s obviously well aware of the effect she has on men (and, hell, women) so I have to think she jumped on whatever movie role allowed her to dress as trashy as this. After all, the normally classy Emma Watson can merely say, “Oh, it’s just for a movie,” although I wouldn’t be surprised if it were a Brazzers movie given her slutty little outfit. Strappy heels and little denim shorts are maddening enough, allowing Emma to flaunt her incredible legs, but she takes it even further with a barely-closed leather jacket concealing nothing but a bra beneath. Oh, is this not trashy-hot enough for you? Then look at the picture where she’s bending over and showing off her tramp stamp tattoo. Yeah, it’s just a temporary one for the movie, but a man can dream. In fact, I think I’ll finally submit that screenplay of mine, “The Corruption of Hermione“.

Lisa Edelstein Poses Nude for PeTA

Celebfreak — Sun, 15 Apr 2012 04:14:40 +0000

House, the medical drama, is finally ending but one of the best things about the series was Lisa Cuddy. Yup, it’s time for another MILF celebrity post, this time about Lisa Edelstein, who plays the sexy and oft-beskirted Dr. Cuddy. Whether she’s wearing a tight blouse, tight skirt, or tight dress, she’s always looking damn hot and cougartastic. Oh, and did I mention the legs? Because along with those skirts, she sure loves the stockings and heels. She’s pretty much your ‘sexy boss’ fantasies come true. And now she’s gone and done the Hollywood thing of posing nude for PeTA. As much as I hate PeTA, I have to commend them for convincing so many beautiful celebrities to strip down for the cause. I wouldn’t be surprised if that’s the reason they stick with it themselves, in fact. But yeah, those legs, that ass, and everything else; it’s a sexy, pin-up-like nude of Lisa Edelstein. I’ve also included a couple of the very fan service-y screencaps from that episode of House where he fantasizes about her doing a strip tease in a slutty schoolgirl uniform.

Pussycat Doll Melody Thornton’s Tits in a Sheer Dress

Celebfreak — Fri, 13 Apr 2012 04:55:56 +0000

Nicole Scherzinger seems to get all the attention, but one has to remember that there are many other Pussycat Dolls, past and present. Another of the past members worth noting is the beautiful, Black/Mexican Melody Thornton. Like the other members of the group, she has an incredible body, usually shown off in minidresses and kinky boots. However, that doesn’t seem to have been enough for her, judging by her latest public appearance. While she ditches the slutty boots and goes for a full-length dress, Melody Thornton instead opts for a sheer dress because, hey, why the hell not? You can easily see her breasts and nipples through the thin fabric and it becomes clear why she’d dare to go sheer: she has an incredibly beautiful rack. Those handful-sized breasts are right there for anyone to ogle and she gives not one single fuck. The fact that the lighter-colored streak in her hair reminds me of the X-Men’s Rogue only makes this exhibitionist Pussycat Doll that much sexier.

Phoebe Price Bikini Nipple Slip Photos

Celebfreak — Wed, 11 Apr 2012 04:56:51 +0000

Phoebe Price is so not a household name, but after seeing some other pictures of this vibrant redhead, I’m sure you’ll appreciate these D-list celebrity tits nonetheless! With roles as exciting as “Customer with Car (uncredited)” and “Window Shopper (uncredited)” I’m genuinely surprised you haven’t heard of her! Judging by the photos and her lack of real fame, I imagine this may not be an accidental nipple slip, but I’ll take any nipslip where I can get it, dammit. It’s also possible she’s not a real person, but actually a plastic surgeon’s living creation, molded out of silicone and collagen. This busty and very-red redhead has an age which varies from 29-38, but she definitely looks more on the MILFtastic end of the scale. Seriously, though, if you like busty, freckled redheads that aren’t Lindsay Lohan, enjoy these images of Phoebe Price and her big tits slipping out of her bikini.

Miley Cyrus Shaved Pussy Upskirt Photos

Celebfreak — Sun, 08 Apr 2012 04:26:27 +0000

Just the other day I was wondering if I should post about Miley Cyrus and her Little Black Dresses she’s been wearing, but now that waiting has paid off with her recent upskirt! She continues to push the naughtiness envelope, often seen wearing clothing that is skimpier or tighter than people expect from her. She’s recently begun attending pilates classes while wearing a sexy and very tight “Little Black Dress”. Miley Cyrus is obviously proud of her toned little body, and you can just look above to see how tight her miniature hourglass figure is. Even better, though, is that when girls wear minidresses like these, moving around is difficult, especially getting into a car. This difficulty means that we get a rare Miley Cyrus upskirt shot, and without panties! The first picture above gives you a glimpse up her dress to see that she appears to keep her pussy shaved smooth. Maybe for her next pilates class, she’ll just go with a clear latex dress and stripper heels.