Dirty Mag

Katy Perry Barely There Nip Slip

kate — Fri, 03 Sep 2010 00:33:29 +0000

Alright, let’s face it. Katy Perry doesn’t ooze talent. She’s also not talentless, and I have to say, I have found myself bopping away to Hot n Cold once or twice. But while she may find great tempos with cute lyrics, she doesn’t really have too much to her. Especially when she wears these costumes that ooze stupidity. I don’t get the whole peacock stage prop coming out of her ass, or even the leotard for that matter. But what this costume – and most of the things Katy Perry wears is good for – is that her nip barely slipped out while she was crooning away to one of her poppy songs. Yes, it’s barely there but still, it’s a Katy Perry nip slip. And talented or not, she’s always hot. So her nip slips are still worth mentioning.

Miranda Kerr Boobs in 3D!

kate — Tue, 31 Aug 2010 01:52:04 +0000

It’s no secret that I love, love, love Miranda Kerr. I think she’s truly one of the hottest women to walk the planet and Kerr is never slutty, just purely sexy. Especially when she’s in 3D! Yep, the 3D trend has now hit the market that it really needed to and you can finally feel like you’re a little bit closer to having Miranda Kerr’s boobs slap you in the face. There’s really nothing to say about these shots, except that they are outrageous, and that we definitely need more 3D nudie shots. And if you don’t have your own pair of 3D glasses, then don’t worry. You can still see her boobies in the pics in their still quite fine 2D form.

Dirty Links

kate — Sun, 29 Aug 2010 18:39:08 +0000

I had almost lost all hope towards getting any good nip slips or upskirt peeks over the last few weeks. There just didn’t seem to be anything good out there anymore. But this week has renewed my faith as we got a look at Jessica Alba’s ass, Britney did some more wandering about in a bikini, and Natalie Portman shares an on-screen lesbian kiss. That last one makes this week the best week ever. Hands down.

Whenever Jessica Alba stands on stairs in a short skirt, we’re thankful. [Celeb Nip Slip]

Britney still on vacation, still in a bikini. But this time, she’s kind of looking curvy and frumpy, no? [Hollywood Sleazy]

The hottest of the hot. Natalie Portman and Mila Kunis share a very sexy on-screen kiss. And this is just a preview, but are we going to get to see what comes next too? [Hollywood Sleazy]

Ever wanted to see what J.Lo looks like when she’s just woken up (or is on some pretty serious crack) and her tit is almost popping out of her shirt? [Drunken Stepfather]

Vanessa Hudgens performs with camel-toe. Now that just looks painful! [City Rag]

Fetish Fix: Sadomasochism

amanda — Sun, 29 Aug 2010 13:32:48 +0000

S&M stands for sadism and masochism. This fetish is quite complicated, but here are the basics: sadism is pleasure in the infliction of pain upon another person, while masochism is pleasure in receiving pain.

S&M involves the use of physical and/or psychological stimulation to produce sexual arousal and satisfaction. In most cases one partner will take the active role (top or dominant) and the other will take a passive role (bottom or submissive). S&M practitioners aren’t limited to one gender or sexual orientation – they can be heterosexual, bisexual, homosexual…etc.

On important thing to remember is that S&M is not abuse. It is consensual act between willing partners.

AnnaLynne McCord is a Dancing Lip Slip Queen

kate — Fri, 27 Aug 2010 15:37:58 +0000

I love AnnaLynne McCord. Or should I say, I love AnnaLynne McCord’s hot, pretty little body. The attention whore inside of it sort of makes me ill, and I’m not into little girl shows like the new 90210. But I am into the hot girls that star in it. Especially AnnaLynne, who likes to make a habit of showing us what she’s got. That’s exactly what she did just a few days ago, when she grabbed her iPhone and headed out. Who knows (or cares) about where she was going, but she did break out into a Lip Dance along the way. Dance, Anna, dance!

Is Britney Back? Her Bikini Pics Say So

kate — Thu, 26 Aug 2010 18:14:45 +0000

We’ve seen quite a bit of Britney Spears lately and each time, it seems that she’s looking better and better. First there was the shot of her ass which, while not so classy, was still nice to look at. And now we have Brit in an itsy bitsy yellow bikini. I have to say, I think she looks FINE! Yes, she’s clearly a little older and those two babies put some more on her than when she was in a schoolgirl outfit singing about wanting us to hit her one more time. But she also looks much better with her blonde extensions than she did with her pink wig too. And I’ve always had a soft spot for Brit. When she’s not obsessed with being so damned trashy, she’s pretty damn hot!

Jenna Jameson Talks Heidi Montag

amanda — Tue, 24 Aug 2010 18:54:53 +0000

Yesterday I wrote about how Spencer Pratt is going public with some naughty videos he has of his soon-to-be ex-wife Heidi Montag and how Heidi acted SO devastated on her Twitter when she heard the news – Yeah, that didn’t last long. Heidi has stopped “crying” over her sex tape long enough to talk business with Vivid Entertainment and now stands to cash in big. Legendary porn star veteran Jenna Jameson spoke on this, saying that she never bought Heidi’s victim act.

“Why do people do porno tapes, sell them, make boatloads of money, then LIE about being victimized. I know one girl who sold her tape herself,” Jenna tweeted.

“@SOFTBLUSHcom I know one of the girls that acts so prim and proper and sold her tape to get famous. The others I just speculate,” she continued. “I own up to my porn, I don’t cry and say my boyfriend stole it.”

Kim Kardashian called her sex tape “humiliating” even though got a $5 million settlement for it. Kendra Wilkinson gave teary interviews talking about her “extremely embarrassing” sex tape after it earned her millions. Then there’s Danielle Staub, who said her sex tape was “coming around for a reason,” try as she might to stop it.

Yea, I am right there with Jenna on this one. They lie and then cash in.

Heidi Montag Sex Tape?

amanda — Mon, 23 Aug 2010 17:39:34 +0000

The latest rumor is that Spencer Pratt may be planning to release a sex tape featuring his soon to be ex-wife Heidi Montag and Karissa Shannon. Montag and Pratt recently filed for divorce… shock shock.

According to Pratt, he has a girl on girl sex tape featuring Montag, and a friend of hers, playboy playmate Karissa Shannon and he is ready to go public with it. Shannon is not impressed with Pratt’s actions, tweeting, “@spencerpratt FUCK YOU!!!”

Montag wasn’t too happy with Pratt either, she sent emotional messages to her Twitter followers just hours after news broke that her husband was shopping around a sex tape. She told her fans she was ‘crying’ after adult entertainment company Vivid confirmed that Spencer had approached them about the video.

Pratt also said that he plans to write a book, and says that this one will definitely be better than his last effort. “My last book, How to be Famous, didn’t make the New York Times best-seller list because it was in the self-help section,” he said. “This one is going to be totally different. I’m not holding anything back.”

Fetish Fix: Autoandrophilia

amanda — Sun, 22 Aug 2010 16:38:37 +0000

It was reported in a few medical journals that some men are sexually aroused by impersonating the individuals to whom they are sexually attracted, that they may even permanently change their bodies to look identical to such individuals.

This desire to impersonate or become the kind of person to whom one is sexually attracted may create an incredibly dangerous identity crisis. The best-known examples of this fetish can be seen in men who are sexually attracted to women and are aroused by the idea of impersonating or becoming a particular woman. This can then manifest as transvestic fetishism and as one type of male-to-female transsexualism.

Eva Mendes is Nothing But a Big Tease

kate — Sat, 21 Aug 2010 00:51:19 +0000

Eva Mendes recently did a photo shoot for Tatler magazine and while Eva is not one to shy away from showing us the beautiful goods that some god gave her, in this spread, she only gives men across the world a serious case of blue balls. In the shoot, Eva is just as hot as ever, but there is one thing missing – or should I say two. There’s no tits! There’s some serious cleavage that just about completely shows her tits, but still no tits so to speak of. I realize that’s the effect and although I will always find Eva Mendes hot, this is just mean.

Eva Mendes Loves to Show off Her Body

Montana Fishburne Sex Tape

amanda — Wed, 18 Aug 2010 16:54:17 +0000

Montana Fishburne a.k.a Chippy D (lamest nickname ever), the daughter of Laurence Fishburne (Morpheus from The Matrix), was first arrested for alleged prostitution last year, and now she has agreed to release a sex tape in the hope it will push her acting career.

Montana’s sex tape was released by Vivid entertainment and there are no arguments as to whether the tape was been leaked or stolen. “The first time is really nerve racking … but, I have a lot of at-home experience,” said Montana. Yea…

The video is titled “Phatty’s Rhymes & Dimes 14”. According to her director, Brian Pumper, she’s a natural. So far the video is selling so well that it is now on backorder. Um, congrats Montana?

Dirty Links This Week!

kate — Mon, 16 Aug 2010 19:56:20 +0000

Maybe this links edition should have been called “Hot? Or Not?” Big stars like Hilary Swank and Rihanna were seen out but truthfully, we kind of wish that they would have just stayed home.

Rihanna couldn’t decide whether or not she wanted to show us her tits so, she went halfway with it. And the boner effect is about the same. [The Nip Slip]

Milla Jovovich is totally hot, right? Then why are these topless shots of her so “not”? Oh that’s right, because there’s just one of them – and you can’t even see a hint of cleavage! [Hollywood Sleazy]

I can never decide whether I think Hilary Swank is hot or not. These bikini pics aren’t bad, but definitely don’t have me convinced. [Drunken Stepfather]

Seriously, what the hell is Jenny McCarthy thinking? [Egotastic]

Eeeww! Ending with the worst of the worst, now we’re forced to look at Snookie’s ass. I guess being forced to look at her ugly, useless face wasn’t enough. [The Nip Slip]

Fetish Fix: Narratophilia

amanda — Sun, 15 Aug 2010 15:12:25 +0000

A narratophiliac is a person that is sexually aroused by the use of profane and obscene language, sometimes to the point of orgasm. They may get aroused by either the use of obscene words or by hearing/reading a dirty story, poem or joke.

There are a few indications that a person is a narratophiliac, like the amount of time he or she spends on using naughty words or time spent in thinking about them and fantasizing about them. If the man or woman you are having sex with is begging for more dirty talk, there’s a slight chance that they are a narratophiliac.

More of Jennifer Aniston’s Nipple from Harper’s

kate — Sat, 14 Aug 2010 13:28:30 +0000

Jennifer Aniston recently did a photo shoot from Harper’s Bazaar where she’s running down the beach in what looks like might be a wedding dress. The reviews from the pics have not been good, but I think that Jen could drape herself in sewage and look good (although you may not want to touch her or smell her.) And, all those nay-sayers obviously didn’t look closely enough, because you can clearly see the top part of Jen’s nipple in these shots. And those make this photo shoot one of the best, in my humble opinion.

Sex Makes Your Brain Grow!

amanda — Fri, 13 Aug 2010 12:17:07 +0000

Since studies in the past have shown that stressful, unpleasant situations can hinder brain growth, researchers from Princeton University wanted to see if stressful yet pleasurable situations – like sex – would achieve the opposite effect. So, they divided male lab rats into three groups: The rats in one group were given sex partners daily, the second group got set up with with the lady rats every two weeks and the third group got nothing at all.

The rats that had sex on a regular basis showed adult brain growth, as well as an increase in the connections between brain cells. As a possible effect of their larger brains, the sexually experienced rats were less anxious and quicker to eat food in an unfamiliar environment than the sexless rodents.

So go have sex!

Dirty Links This Week

kate — Tue, 10 Aug 2010 13:22:48 +0000

We are especially lucky this week! Ashley Greene got into a bikini yet again to show us that she’s all human, and that she has a very fine form indeed; Britney Spears gave us a little taste of her ass; and Megan Fox even showed us her pubes! What more could we ask for?

Kelly Brooke has just posed for Playboy, and we get a sneak peek! [Hollywood Sleazy]

There’s little that’s better in this world than Bar Refaeli’s tits and when she stepped out with her main man, Leo, they nearly stepped out too! [Drunken Stepfather]

Ashley Greene slips into a blue bikini at Wet Republic, and it’s enough to make anyone wet. [Hollywood Sleazy]

Britney Spears sure seems to have cleaned up her act lately. But, with this ass flash taken just last week, it’s clear she’s still the same Britney we’ve all known and loved for so long now. [The Superficial]

Megan Fox recently did a photo shoot for FHM and when she tugged her panties down, she did so a bit too much. Although we didn’t get to see her snatch, we did get to see her pubes, just barely. Check out the pics and the video and see if you can get a better look. Either way, it’s still Megan Fox in her undies. [Egotastic]

Fetish Fix: Somnophilia

amanda — Sun, 08 Aug 2010 15:16:54 +0000

Somnophilia, also know as The Sleeping Princess syndrome, is one type of paraphilia where the fetishist gets sexually aroused to the point of orgasm by looking at a person who is sleeping and is unaware of what’s happening. Somnophilia can also involve awakening the person with erotic caresses or oral sex, but not with force or violence. Somnophilia may also refer to having sex with a sleeping person or rubbing their genitals against the sleeping person’s body.

Like most paraphilias, somnophilia can be seen as either harmless or as a serious psychological disorder. Treatments are available for those that want it.

Finally! Real Avril Lavigne Boobie Shots!

kate — Thu, 05 Aug 2010 14:33:27 +0000

We have been waiting. And waiting. And then waiting some more. And now, Avril Lavigne has lost full control of her boob as she pops out of the water, and her boob pops right out of her bikini top along with her. This really is more than a nip slip, it’s a full-on titty shot! Ya gotta hand it to Avril; she may have made us wait for it, but it was definitely worth it when it finally happened. And that ass shot? I’m all over that too!

Divorce looks good on her, for sure. Very, very good.

Avril Lavigne: Framed From Behind?