Dirty News: Teacher Accidentally Shows Students Porn Movie in History Class

In Cliff, New Mexico, a substitute history teacher accidentally showed students a few seconds of porn on a VHS tape that had been used to record a program from the History channel. Apparently, the substitute borrowed the tape from a friend, who had ruined some perfectly good porn by taping a documentary over the top of it. Hmm. Doesn’t sound like any normal guy I know.

Dick Pool (yeah, that’s seriously his name), the superintendent of the school board in Cliff, held a school board meeting in which many parents showed up to bitch and complain. The substitute teacher was probably fired, but Pool made no comment on what happened to the guy. Maybe the parents lynched him, or burned him at the stake.  These were high school age kids mind you; most of them have already seen porn in their own homes by now. According to the Washington Post:

“Parent Francesca Estevez said Cliff, located in rural southwestern New Mexico, is “very cohesive” and the videotape “was not acceptable by community standards.”"

Seems like the guy is trying to say, ‘Hey, just because we’re out in the stick, doesn’t mean we broadcast porn movies to our kids.’ I feel like I missed something there; who is this guy defending the town from? No one thinks it’s acceptable for kids that age to see porn in an educational setting. Sex education is meant to be boring too, without any stimulation whatsoever. Porn should be enjoyed elsewhere; please enjoy our sexy teacher pics while reading along.

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