In every school I ever went to, and I’ve been to many, on account of being such a bad girl, there’s always the tale of a girl and her mishap with a hot dog. Not a polish sausage, –which would be my first choice, –or a bratwurst, –but always a hot dog, at various temperatures. I’ve heard several versions of the story, but these two are my favorite:
Once upon an afternoon, this unnamed high school girl is horny, and looking all over the house to find something to use to masturbate, not once considering of course, that she has ten perfectly good fingers, and two, more than adequate fists. Alas, there are no dildos, no vibrators, not even a back massager. She abandons those rooms and heads to the kitchen, where there are no phallic utensils, or even taper candles. There aren’t any carrots, no cucumbers, not a single zucchini, so she almost gives up hope, before opening the door to the freezer, in the last hope that perhaps, there’s a big ice cube to play with.
Alas! no ice. But there is a package of frozen hot dogs. She removes the pack, pulls one out, runs in her room, and proceeds to stick the helpless food item in her panties for some fun. Sadly, just as she’s entered her rabbit hole, she realizes that the hot dog is way too cold! And, it’s stuck. Poor girl has to go to the emergency room, where of course, for some reason, there’s another student from our high school there.
The second version:
You know how, some of those peddlers of smelted scraps wrapped in synthetic casings, advertise by saying “they plump when cooked”? Well, this was another girl’s whole attraction to the perilous food item. Again, apparently, in a horny moment, a girl searches the whole house, but she’s different because although she knows she has fingers, she can’t use them. She’s just had a mani, and there are sharp edges on her fingernails. And I can’t say I’d want those claws on my clit either! But there are hot dogs! So she pops one in the microwave, waits for it to plump and split open.
Once it’s nice and warm, she heads off to feed her pussy, but unfortunately, her pussy bites off more than it can chew. The hot dog breaks apart, and she’s forced to go in after it, and each time, the hot dog’s severed end slides a little further out of reach. Uh-oh; apparently, she ends up at the emergency room, with lots of scratches and half of a hot dog inside her pussy. Where once again, in a bizarre twist of fate, yet another student is waiting to overhear the tale!