Dirty Mag

As if it weren’t awesome enough for Lady Gaga to bare her ass for the Diddy-produced “Culo” book, now she’s gone and posed nude in Vanity Fair. Yeah, it’s not full frontal or anything, but it’s still a fucking hot picture regardless. The side-shot photo by the legendary Annie Liebovitz has Gaga stretching her lean, dancer body and showing just how incredible it is. The woman’s tinier than you might think, although the pose definitely makes her look even thinner. But seeing the contrast between her absolutely tiny waist and her round ass and toned thighs is too sexy for words. And while there’s not a clear ass or pussy shot, she does thrust her bare breasts upward, something she’s never been shy of flaunting. And, really, with perky, handful-sized breasts like hers, any woman should be proud to pose topless. Lady Gaga is a true exhibitionist, though, so we can always be sure to see more of her in the future.

Remember last month when I posted about SueLyn Medeiros and her huge, amazing ass? Trust me, if you saw it, you’d remember. Sure, she looked great in tight yoga pants, but that’s nothing compared to the fact that she now has a sex tape out there on the net. Available through SueLyn Exposed, this sex tape features the Brazilian beauty getting fucked by her boyfriend, a video which was supposedly stolen from her computer and not intentionally leaked so that she could become the next Kim Kardashian. I mean, who would even assume such a thing? Anyway, here’s a short sample clip from the full video so you know what you have to look forward to: a hot Brazilian chick licking balls and getting fucked doggystyle. And then fucked doggystyle some more. And then some more. Because, seriously, with an ass like that, she must have guys trying to bend her over every day.

I’m not even sure what can be said about Courtney Stodden that hasn’t already been said, so I’ll just talk about her tits some more. Are they silicone? Are they saline? Does it matter? They’re absolutely enormous on this 17-year-old gold-digger and as much as everyone complains about how stupid it is that she’s famous, everyone continues to drool over her jailbait tits nonetheless. Yes, her face is caked in six layers of makeup and she looks as if she could be one of the 40-something Real Housewives of Jefferson High School or whatever, but so long as you look below the neck you can do nothing but stare and (maybe) feel guilty for thinking about this teen attention whore in such naughty ways. If you’re anything like me, though, your morality was gone years ago. Besides, with however much plastic is stuffed in there, this can’t be any more perverted than staring at the cleavage of the wax sculptures in Madame Tussauds. What, you guys don’t do that?

Culo is a book of asses, when it comes down to it. Photographed by Raphael Mazzucco, many women contributed to this book by flashing their derrieres. The name most associated with this book is Diddy’s (no, not his ass); no doubt his influence helped make it possible for many high-profile celebrities to sign onto the project and bare their butts for the asstastic book. Celebrities like who? Well, there’s Lady Gaga, who you might have heard of. I’ve always thought she has a perfect dancer’s body and an incredible ass, so I was quite pleased to see her addition to this book. Another very fit star, Nicole Scherzinger, flaunts her even more majestic booty on these pages! I’ve also rounded up an image of the leggy Stacy Keibler, showing that those flawless legs lead to an equally flawless ass. With other celebrities featured, like Irina Shayk, as well as lesser-known but bootylicious models, this book is a must-buy for any ass-fan this Christmas!

Cintia Dicker has been a favorite of mine for a while, and not just because her name makes me giggle immaturely. She’s pretty much the ultimate redhead, with a sexy and slender model body. With a tiny waist and relatively wide hips, she looks amazing in just about anything, while her red hair and freckles add that extra hot touch. These photos of her in sheer lingerie make her look even better since, well, her nipples are quite clearly visible through the fabric. Naturally, wearing so little also serves to show you just how flawless her body is! There’s even a teasing topless picture, which is more of a sideboob shot than an actual topless photo, but it’s no less sexy for it. Since I don’t share enough redhead celebrities and models, I think someone like Cintia Dicker should be able to tide you over for quite some time.

Tori Spelling is still around for some reason, even though the only thing I can actually recall her in was Beverly Hills, 90210. She does apparently find work, however, and she’s popular enough with the paparazzi that we get plenty of pics of her too. Granted, her breast implants help her case, making her one of those women like Jennifer Tilly who are magnets for the lens with their big, eye-catching tits even if they don’t get many big, eye-catching roles these days. During what was apparently supposed to be an innocent photo of their son, husband Dean McDermott also allegedly captured a topless Tori Spelling in the background. He also didn’t bother to actually, y’know, check the image before posting it on Twitter, which is a huge oversight considering that both of those big tits are quite clearly in the image. So thank some quick Tweeters for saving this image before it was taken down, giving us a great image of Tori Spelling’s bare breasts.

It’s easy to not like Paris Hilton and it’s even easier to make fun of her, but I’m willing to bet that many of you find her sexy despite all those things to dislike about her. No, she doesn’t deserve to be famous and she’s incredibly annoying, but damn she has an incredible body. If you like your women petite, there are few in Hollywood who pull it off quite as well as Paris Hilton, although her friend (ex-friend?) Nicole Richie is up there too. Just check out these images of her in a sexy little bikini. If you prefer big tits, sure, she’s probably not going to do much for you, but if you like tiny waists and sexy, slender legs, it’s difficult to stop staring at this billionaire’s tight little body. Don’t feel guilty; if you’re going to ogle a bitchy billionaire, better it’s Paris Hilton than, say, Rupert Murdoch.

X-Factor may just be another talent show program among many others, but it’s also a show that’s brought us Cheryl Cole and the beautiful Tulisa Contostavlos. While they aren’t enough to make me enjoy watching shows like this, they’re certainly enough to numb the pain. In the pictures above, you’ll see that Tulisa Contostavlos has a tight little body, shown off in a shimmery dress. While dropping a teasing amount of cleavage and showing off plenty of leg, her dress also gifts us with a sexy upskirt shot of the Grecian goddess. If X-Factor really wants to boost the ratings, how about removing the judges tables and just giving them chairs or stools to sit on? At least then we’ll get the occasional upskirt of Cheryl Cole or another of Ms. Contostavlos. Note to producers: Upskirt shots of Simon Cowell will (probably) not boost ratings!

Kirsten Dunst was featured here a while back for appearing nude in Melancholia, a film in which she won the Best Actress award at the Cannes film festival. This would normally be where I say something cheesy about how she’s showing off her own “Cannes” in these images, but you’d be…right. Really, what more do you want? This is Kirsten Dunst in some HD-quality screencaps from the film, showing off her big tits in a couple of the images. Not lame pseudo-sideboob or covering herself either; these are clearly images of Kirsten Dunst topless, and there’s even one image where we get a perfect view of her award-winning ass. Check out the movie Melancholia if you want to see her nude body in motion, and if you want to see what all the award fuss is about. Apparently they don’t just hand those things out because a Hollywood star strips for the film.

30 Minutes or Less doesn’t look like the best movie, but it does have at least one thing going for it: tits. After all, if you’re going to make an R-rated action-comedy you might as well throw in some nice breasts for the hell of it, and that’s exactly what was done here. These breasts in particular belong to the lovely Bianca Kajlich and indeed, they’re quite amazing. Based on the background and the fact that her character is named “Juicy” I can only assume she plays a stripper. (The fact that she’s stripping is also a minor hint toward that conclusion.) Not that Bianca Kajlich needs any justification to bare her breasts for a film, or anything else for that matter. By all means, Ms. Kajlich, continue to flaunt those perky wonders whether it be for an HBO series, a movie, a magazine, or my birthday party.