Dirty Mag

Melissa George is an actress I only recognize from the now-ended TV series Alias, but she’s obviously been in quite a few other things as well. The 35 year old Aussie also happens to be dating 54 year old hip-hop mogul Russell Simmons. I only mention Simmons because he’s actually the reason for this post; when attempting to post a sexy picture of Melissa George to his Twitter account, he ended up posting a different picture from the same set, one that was likely supposed to stay private. They’re low-quality images, probably from a cell phone camera, but the now-removed first image featured a topless Melissa George, and you can easily make out a bare breast and nipple in the pic. The second image is quite sexy as well so thanks, Russell Simmons, for both of them! Here’s hoping your mild ineptitude with the Interwebs and image posting will result in more scandalous images of your beautiful, younger, Aussie girlfriend

So she’s not nude, sadly, but Kate Beckinsale is smoking-hot in this photo shoot for Flaunt magazine. So hot that it doesn’t really matter that she isn’t naked, even more so if you have a thing for sexy, tight-bodied MILFs in knee-high boots. And, really now, who doesn’t? I’m not entirely sure that these images even have a theme beyond Kate Beckinsale showing that at 38, she’s still miles above almost all of those 20-something celebrities when it comes to hotness. How could Miley Cyrus or Blake Lively possibly compare to someone like her? Fact of the matter is that they can’t, and 15 years from now Kate Beckinsale will still be unreasonably hot and they’ll be struggling desperately to look as fantastic as she does now. So who is your favorite MILF? Is it Beckinsale or perhaps someone else like Victoria Beckham or Angelina Jolie?

So yeah, Lindsay Lohan posed for Playboy and reactions are mixed. Some love being able to see the freckled and troubled beauty nude, finally, while others are annoyed at the heavy use of photoshop and the cliche Marilyn Monroe shoot in general. Well, Miss Lohan has headed to Hawaii to prance around on the beach in a little, animal-print bikini, which is a nice treat for those of you who’d like to see Lindsay Lohan without photoshop editing. Even better, there’s a bit of a nip slip when her halter bikini slips down too far. Even aside from the nipslip, the pics are quite sexy, especially if you have a thing for freckles (which the Playboy shoot pretty much eliminated). So, which do you prefer? Seeing Lindsay Lohan nude in Playboy or seeing more candid shots of her wearing next-to-nothing, but sans image editing?

The Pirelli Calendar is a long-running tradition, a trade calendar released to friends/clients of the Pirelli company rather than a calendar sold in stores. It began in 1964 and continues today, this year’s calendar shot by Mario Sorrenti. It features a number of nude photographs of celebrities and models, and the three most worthy of note out of the 2011 calendar would have to be Lara Stone, Kate Moss, and Milla Jovovich. Dutch beauty Lara Stone proves that one doesn’t have to be stick-thin to be a model, proudly showing off her amazing 32D breasts in this beautiful photo. Kate Moss and Milla Jovovich, on the other hand, are definitely for those who like the rail-thin model look. Kate still looks stunning as always, a nice-sized pair of breasts on her slender frame, capped with hard nipples. And, really, how can anybody not like Milla Jovovich? She may not be the greatest actress in the world, but she does manage to look bewitching no matter what she’s doing. More so when posing completely nude.

Hopefully by now you’ve heard of Mr. Skin, pretty much the top site for anything related to nude celebrities, sex tapes, and the like. The magnificent horny bastards there have listed their top ten nude scenes of 2011, and it’s not a list I can argue with. I posted on Bianca Kajlich‘s nude scene where she bares a flawless pair of tits, and that starts the list off at #10. There’s the hot lesbian sex scene from Game of Thrones featuring Esme Bianco and Sahara Knite. Elizabeth Olsen proved that she has more meat on her bones than her older sisters Mary-Kate and Ashley, and by meat I’m pretty much referring to her awesome breasts. The choiecs for #1 and #2, though, I think could go either way. Lake Bell took the top spot with her D-cups in How to Make it in America, while the more petite (but no less sexy) Emmy Rossum flashed her chest in Shameless. Sign up for Mr. Skin to check out the full 14-minute video of these ten nude scenes, and get access to an absolutely enormous amount of scandalous celebrity content.

Mr. Skin is one of the best celebrity nude sites out there, and when it comes to juicy, straight up nasty celebrity bitches doing crazy shit, they more than deliver the goods. But the television shows they watch are just silly. These are their “best nude scenes of 2011“.

Bianca Kajlich comes in at #10… and I have no idea why. Rules of Engagement is a sitcom, and as far as I know, no one is racing to the couch every week to see it. Plus, she looks like a rejected try-out for Jersey Shore.

Jessica Chastain is a great pick because she’s been big this year, especially in The Help. But the only nude scene they could dig up on her was from “Jolene”, which came out three years ago.

The lesbian sex scene from Game of Thrones, where ‘Little Finger’ is teaching two hotties how to make girl-on-girl action exciting, –that was a great pick also. But, it’s too bad these two chicks are just extras who happen to get naked. Esme Bianco is a former burlesque dancer, and Sahara Knite is a Muslim porn star in Britain (sounds like the name of a …really stupid porno).

Evan Rachel Wood, Elizabeth Olsen, Kirsten Dunst, and Emmy Rossum are the best of the rest, and even so… Evan Rachel Wood’s full frontal in Mildred Pierce was nothing to complain about, but Elizabeth Olsen? The only thing that really makes her notable is the trivia behind her name: she’s the Olsen twins’ younger sister. And she’s the first of the Olsen brats to get naked on screen.

Don’t get me started on Kirsten Dunst’s nude scenes from that mondo-depressive shitstorm Melancholia. They made her look old, and undead. Not like, “vampire undead”, but like, zombie undead, for those of you who have too large of a reference frame for the varieties of attractive states of death.

My favorite is Emmy Rossum, first and foremost because I’ve had dirty lesbian fantasies about her since Phantom of the Opera, but also because she has fantastic tits, a great ass, and she honestly seems to be comfortable with her body on screen. She’s one of those girls who look like they know how to have fun while they fuck, and I love that in a human being, regardless of equipment.

Lindsay Lohan gets naked for Playboy!

And you know, anyone who’ll buy her drinks for the night. This strategy only works if you have the thousands of dollars necessary to get her drunk, however, so don’t take that advice and run with it. Playboy probably paid big bucks to get Lindsay Lohan naked (suckers), but we’re glad they did. While the shoot doesn’t show any pink (sadface), there are some great shots of Lindsay’s ass and tits (happyface). Lindsay Lohan’s tits are fantastic; she’s had no kids to nurse, so her nipples aren’t gross, and although I’m sure that there are stretch-marks somewhere under the photoshopping, she looks fabulous to me. Favorite shot: the one where she’s looking down while turning back to face the camera, one knee on the couch. She has a great ass, and this shot makes my pussy twitch… mostly because I’d like to sneak up behind her, bite her on the ass, and play with her tits for a few hours. Thank you Playboy, for the decades of inspirational masturbation fantasies! Oh … and hey, pssst! There’s more below containing some of our favorite Lindsay pics through the years.

Adrianne Curry is no stranger to this site, although she sadly hasn’t been as active in her attention whoring as usual. Her Twitpic page is seriously lacking in updates! However, possibly as a way to remedy this vast oversight, she’s upped the ante. Sure, she hasn’t posted many pictures of her lately wearing bikinis or slutty Star Wars costumes, but she has decided that if she has 300,000 Twitter followers, she’ll post some topless photos. She’s currently just over 268,000, so for those of you who aren’t very good with math, we need 32,000 more and there have to easily be that many guys who’d love to see Adrianne Curry’s topless photos. Do your part and make your country proud! I leave you with this deep, insightful quote:

“I love my boobs, love other boobs, and think people should look at boobs all the time.” – Adrianne Curry

It’s the beginning of the month and Victoria Justice is already in the Christmas spirit, doing what she can to make your North Pole rise. I’m not sure why Santa hats are so cute on women, but it’s not a fact that can be argued. Really, just try. The sexy brunette is decked out in plenty of red and white, no doubt a subliminal message to make you imagine her as a candy cane. Of course there are even more lurid images to be had given that she’s prancing around in a little pair of striped shorts, white fishnet stockings, and some kinky knee-high boots. However innocent Victoria Justice might try and act, it’s obvious from this outfit that she knows exactly what sort of effect she has on men, and that makes this teen star even hotter. Still, I can only hope that a seasoned stage-slut like Taylor Momsen can show this girl what it really takes.

Clémence Poésy is a beautiful French actress that you probably only know from the Harry Potter films as Fleur Delacour. Even back when she was cast, she’d already posed topless in other films (she’s 29 now), and if you hadn’t heard about that before, better late than never. Sadly, we didn’t get to see her big French tits in the Potter films, which I consider a grievous oversight. And while those films were severely lacking in bare French boobage, the film “Bienvenue chez les Rozes” was not. Clémence Poésy posed in just a pair of panties, letting you really admire her slender body and big, perfect breasts before she played the quarter-Veela witch with the sexy accent we all love. I can only imagine that with the Harry Potter films behind her, she’ll get back into French art films where topless or even full frontal are the norm!