Dirty Mag

Oh yes, Miley is back on Twitter and posting photos like a mad attention whore once again. Hurray! She left Twitter a while back claiming that she was sick of the drama and that she wanted her privacy, but I guess she got over it because she is back on again and posting pictures of her new tattoo, and of herself not wearing a bra. She uploaded the new pic with the caption, “Rocking piggy tails for the first time since like 6th grade! I love summer time.” Odd, I could have swore that it was still Spring. Well, Miley’s stupidity aside, at least we’re getting more sexy pics from her.

Actress Bridget Moynahan, songstress Keri Hilson, the bendy Hellcat Ashley Tisdale, and sexy Hop and Big Bang Theory star Kaley Cuoco took it all off for the pages of the upcoming Allure magazine, and those pictures are glorious! They may be covered, but still, there’s a whole lot to see. Every year Allure talks some hot celebrities into doing a naked photo shoot titled “The Naked Truth” and every year we are filled with joy because of it. They have had everyone from Colbie Caillat to Eliza Dushku participate in the annual shoot. Awesome! While this year is full of hotties, I wish the photographer would have done a little less post-editing on the girls, Kaley’s head looks like it was pasted onto that body. That’s some bad editing. Either way, there’s lots of boobs and ass to make me happy!

If you thought Oscar the Grouch was the character most likely to turn to adult entertainment, you were wrong, –apparently, Elmo, what with his crazy tickling fetish, was the first to turn to the dark side. Or Elmer, sorry. The fact that he went there with Katy Perry isn’t that surprising. Katy Perry, Snoop, Lady Gaga, and Rihanna are some of the parody cast members. I have to say, I think lady gaga probably would have been fine about being in the film, if they asked her. I doubt she’d have any qualms about having sex with a Sesame Street puppet. And don’t forget a spoofed Russell Brand appearance! The wig is rather similar to Brand’s actual hairstyle, –as accurate as his overly inarticulate accent. You can watch the hilarious trailer here. I hope you’ll like Katy Pervy as much as I did.

As I sit here, enjoying some ice, some rain, and some cartoons, I occasionally end up seeing things I don’t really want to see. That’s the joy of fully embracing NetFlix. Then I click off into a boredom inspired surfing spree and run into something like Sammi Sweetheart, from Jersey Shore, on her hands and knees with her ass pointed at the camera. She’s looking over her shoulder as if to say “Cock is invited, no RSVP required,” –at least, she is if it’s actually her. There’s been mention that one of the lesser known “guidas” from Jersey Shore’s porno-pic is less than genuine. If you ask me though, they ought to have long ago thrown these chicks into porn, because honestly, –would you rather see these brassy chicks acting like idiots on camera… or acting like whores on camera? I know where my vote’s going.

Hurray for glorious Kirsten Dunst boobs! She really does have fucking fantastic tits, and we get to see them in the film Melancholia. Melancholia from writer-director Lars Von Trier looks like one of those pretentious artsy indie films that bore you within 10 minutes, but hey, at least this one has naked Kirsten in it! Although, some folks are saying that Kirsten isn’t really the one that’s naked in the film, that she’s using a body double. It’s common for actors and actresses to use doubles to do their nude scenes, but Kirsten has be nude in films before, so why would she start using a double now?

Here’s hoping Kate Bosworth starts a while wave of chicks willing to take their tops off in front of the cameras!

So I was looking forward to checking out the Evan Rachel Wood hot full-frontal nude in Mildred Pierce, weren’t you?  I find out she’s wearing a merkin, and that it’s a popular pubic wig they have actresses wear for nude scenes.  Evan said “Let’s just say, I had to wear a wig because it was in the 30s, and everything had to look like it was in the 30s.”  Is nothing sacred?  A pubic wig?  What kind of sadistic motherfucker invented this?  I’d like to punch him in the throat.  With a rusty screwdriver.  That’s all it takes to completely ruin a series.  Sometimes it’s hard enough getting lost in a great show, but all the while you’re setup in advance with thoughts of fake pubes floating around taunting you in the back of your mind every few minutes.  Merkin, merkin, merkin, insanity!  Taking a look at this snapshot, I have to wonder… why bother?

Meredith Vieira is that older chick that co-hosts the Today Show with Matt Lauer, she also hosted Who Wants to Be a Millionaire for a while after Regis left. Yeah, you know, her. Anyway, this famous journalist recently showed off her old lady panties to the world on the Today Show. Tsk tsk, you would think that after being on a live TV show for so many years you would learn to avoid wearing short skirts, or hell, learn to cross your legs. Apparently not, seeing how this isn’t the first time she has flashed her panties to her Today viewers. Maybe this time around she’ll learn her lesson – cross your damn legs, or you know, wear cuter panties.

Yes, you can finally see Mariah Carey nude – unfortunately she’s covered and very pregnant. Mariah, who is pregnant with twins, proudly showed off her pregnant body to Life & Style magazine.

I really don’t understand why celebs insist on doing this, why they keep doing these nude pregnancy photos, because it is so not unattractive. They work so hard creating this image of sex appeal and then ruin in a split second by showing off there horrific baby belly. Not hot at all, you know, unless you’re one of those people that get off on pregnant chicks. Then, well, enjoy guys!

One of the hottest MILFs out there, Courteney Cox, is having a nippletastic vacation in St. Barts with her new boyfriend and Cougar Town co-star! She had some fun in the sun and showed off that hot 46-year old body of hers covered in nothing but a tiny bikini, a bikini which really couldn’t take the force of those big ocean waves. You know what that means! Nip slip goodness! Those waves pulled off part of her top and gave us MILF lovers a nice shot of those perky tits of hers. I’m guessing the water was a bit cold.

If only the water had taken her top off completely, we can only dream.