Dirty Mag

Catherine Zeta Jones played in a movie in 2000 called Arabian Nights. The most important aspect of the movie is that Jones exposes her beautiful titties to us time and time again throughout the movie. Whether she’s laying out nude in front of a creepy private, or just swinging from some ropes on the boat, Catherine’s boobs are all the reason you need to see this movie. And you’ll love the scenes with Catherine walking down the beach with nothing but shells covering her tits and her pussy. Unfortunately, the shells seem to be fairly secure and we never see them slip even just a little.

Anyone who likes to see a good blowjob caught on tape has seen The Brown Bunny. This movie came out in 2003 and in it, Chloe Sevigny, who plays Daisy in the movie, gives Vincent Gallo, who plays Bud, a blowjob of one of the nicest kinds, and you can see it for y ourself here. It’s hard and dirty, and there’s not a lot going on other than she’s working his cock like nobody’s business. There are glimpses of her tits in the video as a nice added detail, and the cock she’s workin on isn’t all that bad either. The rest of the movie is pretty bad and is pretty much about a sad guy who drives around. Hope that nice hummer cheered him up!

Daniela Cicarelli is a hot Brazilian supermodel that made a real name for herself last year when she got caught with her very own sex tape. The tape opens up with a lot of cheesy music playing in the background, while Daniela runs around in a very skimpy bikini, being very flirty with her boyfriend at the time, Renato “Tato” Malzoni. Initially, there’s a lot of pussy and cock-rubbing and they both kind of tease each other by bumping uglies whenever they can. But, when they just can’t take it anymore, that’s when they take it into the ocean and get that fuck everyone knows is coming out of their system. The sex itself is actually very anti-climatic. You can’t see anything except a tired-looking and focused Daniela bouncing up and down.

When the video was first released on YouTube, the website was actually banned from the entire country of Brazil. However, after people started being reasonable, Daniela sued YouTube, and won! The site was temporarily shut down but if you head over there now, you’ll see that issue’s been all cleared up. Daniela must have done something right though. YouTube still doesn’t have her video up. And even though the video itself can be found anywhere, such as here, there are virtually no still photos from the tape. Here we brought you some almost-naked pics of Daniela instead.

The movie is Skyscraper and it was released in 1997. One of the movie’s biggest claims to fame is that it contains a “full nude” sex scene with Anna Nicole Smith. Full nude my ass! It does start with a shower scene, and from the get-go it’s obvious that this is a very low-budget soft core film. In the shower, Anna Nicole does bless us with some great action, where she lets the water tickle her pussy and get her off until some dude gets into the shower with her. Then they proceed to the bed, more of Anna Nicole’s tits, yada yada yada.

There are some full bed shots, and we do get to see one good position of the dude ramming the hell out of Anna Nicole. But still, no pussy or cock to speak of. So where’s the “full nude?” And then at the end, Anna Nicole’s character brings up wanting kids as the dude rushes out of the room. And there goes our erection.

It turns out that Pamela Anderson wasn’t the only Baywatch babe to make a sex tape, Gena Lee Nolin (aka Neely) did as well. Back in the 1990s, when she wasn’t busy getting her three boob jobs, she found time to make a sex tape with her husband of the time, Greg Fahlman.

The video… well, lets just say Gena has nothing on Pamela Anderson. Pam knows how to work a cock and better yet, she knows how to make a sex tape sexy. With Gena’s tape, man, I wish her husband had put a ball gag on her. She spends the majority of the time complaining or bitching at Greg, which isn’t even a little hot. On top of that she has the ugliest pair of tits I have seen, they look like they’re a foot apart.

Seriously, just skip over this Baywatch video and check out Pam’s instead – she’s a good fuck and has a nice rack.

I have to say, I’ve never really thought too much of Shannen Doherty. She really turned me off in the early days and I’ve never heard a good thing about her since. But who needs to hear good things about Shannen when you can see so many wonderful things about her! From what I can tell, the photo shoot was done back in 2008, although there seems to be all kinds of conflicting ideas about that. Who cares?! Shannen’s tits are outstanding and while I wouldn’t have minded a few more pussy shots, these photos give me a whole new respect for Shannen.

There is this weird one with her in the water that I don’t like so much. I mean, I get the artsy effect that the photographer was going for but, her boobs are obscured too much. And we really need to see as much of Shannen as possible. Because you should too, check out a whole slew of photos here, taken from the same shoot. I just wish I had known about these sooner!

Goddamn there’s just something about Christina Ricci, isn’t there? She’s enough to get anyone’s little gentleman standing to attention but, I have to admit even I get a little bit tingly when I see her naked. And as if her beautiful tits, and well, her beautiful tits, weren’t enough in her 2006 movie, Black Snake Moan, the guy that’s bangin her is none other than Justin Timberlake!

You can see two clips from this super hot movie here. The first clip shows Christina laying topless in a field, with her boobs full-on to the camera, showing that she’s not ashamed of anything. And why should she be? With those cute little panties? There’s nuthin wrong there. The second clip is where you see her with Justin Timberlake, where he proceeds to bang the fuck out of her. The only thing wrong with both clips is that they’re too damn short!

You may have seen Jennifer Toof aka Toastee on season two of Flavor Flav’s VH1 show, Flavor of Love, the cheesy show where he has a bunch of (insane) women battle for his love.  Toastee may not have won Flav’s love, but she did gain some fame from the show and with fame comes revealed sex tapes.

Jennifer Toof’s sex tape is said to feature her and her boyfriend of the time. You’ve got her and the guy chatting while she sits there all naked, then she does the splits, the splits are followed by her fingering herself and then him fingering her. Fast-forward to more shots of those cute tits and then of her wrapping those pretty lips around his cock. I bet Flavor Flav regrets disqualifying her now.

The video of ‘Allison Williams’ having sex in the back of a news van was opposed vehemently by the accused performer. When the tape appeared in 2004, the Williams was livid, and immediately sued. Not because the tape was stolen, but because the woman featured in the rather graphic video, was not her. It’s true that despite the surroundings in the video, –it does look like the back of a news van, –the woman doesn’t look like Williams at all.

Williams sued almost 60 different defendants over the distribution of the tape. Regardless of whether or not it was her in the tape, millions were paid in damages. The woman in the tape is a mystery, but she sure looks like she’s having fun. The faux-Williams plays with her pussy before breaking out the hardware, –a remote control vibrator that works the clit too! Oooh, my favorite. Whoever invented the first vibrator that worked both clit and pussy, was a true hero. The guy in the video though is barely a mouthful, so if you were hoping to see any decent cock, forget it.

Chu Mei-feng was at one point, enjoying a promising political career, she was a Taiwanese TV journalist, but was also a Taipei City councilwoman and served as the former director of Hsinchu City’s Bureau of Cultural Affairs. But you’d be surprised how much one’s career options are limited when involved with a married man, –and just happened to tape the encounter. Chu Mei-feng showed up in a sex tape with a married man in 2001, and shortly after left her job because of media fallout.

Though she eventually got back on her feet, personally, I think she’s much more attractive on her back. Despite her age at the time the video was recorded, –she was almost 40! –Chu Mei-feng still had a fabulous body.