Dirty Mag

Just further proof that rich white blonde chicks have no business in the country music business. Though to be honest, when the occasional busty blonde country singing wannabe happens to get caught in a sex tape scandal, –well, who cares about what she’s doing to country music? She’s on her back, with her legs in the air!

The pill-popping star of ‘Celebrity Rehab’ is currently embroiled in a lawsuit with Vivid Entertainment, over the public release of her sex tape where she’s screwing some guy she calls “Peter”. McCready is also famous for being the “Baseball Mistress”, –Roger Clemens rejected her pleas to leave his wife for her. As far as the sex tape goes, we can’t find it, because Vivid Entertainment is hiding the teaser now that they’re being sued. But all we have to say is, thank god it was recorded before she got fat and wrinkly.

Sure, Jennifer Aniston and Gerard Butler are ‘just friends’ according to all Aniston’s pouty little interviews about her couple status. So one can’t help but wonder whether or not she lets all her friends finger her ass in public. Apparently, Gerard Butler didn’t think there could possibly be anyone standing behind the two of them, and certainly no one who might have a camera to capture him while he was digging for gold in Aniston’s ass crack.

Well, whatever his chances of getting laid were then, they’ve probably diminished since. Usually, women who aren’t voluntarily involved in the porn business, don’t like having photos taken of them with a finger buried in their ass. Sure, sure, it was just ‘over the clothes’, that’s what some people are screaming about the whole thing. Well, the fact is, just because clothing is there, doesn’t mean penetration doesn’t happen. It just requires a bit more pressure, and sorry guys, but I refuse to join the camp of women who seem to think having panties, pants, and a finger shoved up my ass is sexy. Not to mention the massive wedgie.

You may not know her name, but I bet you know her face… and hot little body. Trish Goff is a famous American model that has appeared on the cover of a variety of international editions of Vogue and in several sexy Victoria’s Secret fashion shows.

Trish Goff is back and looking hotter than ever in these new bondage nude shots. Now while she looks great and all, I’m pretty sure she has more hair on her crotch than on her head. Personally, I’m not a fan of big bush. But hell, to each their own – she’s fine either way. But man, you gotta love a naked chick with a cigarette and a nice rack.

When most people think of ‘sex on the beach’, they think, romantic black and white movies, the waves, the smell of the ocean. When practical people think of sex on the beach, they think sand in the crotch, horrible abrasion, and the smell of dead fish, –from the ocean, not the girl, hopefully. But when educated, informed people think of sex on the beach, they think of typhoid fever, Hepatitis A, and dysentery.

And those are just a few of the things you can get from screwing on the sand. You see, the ocean is a breeding ground for all kinds of bacteria; some of the nastiest stuff, comes from the fish shit, bird shit, and inevitably, polluted waste and human shit that gets dumped in our oceans, –all that rises to the surface, and is washed ashore in the waves. The sand works as a filter, pulling the nastiness out of the water, so that the few remaining aquatic creatures we haven’t killed yet with pollution, can survive another decade or so. Then people come along, and have sex on the sand. And all sorts of delicious bacteria, ends up both in and on the body. So maybe those 1920′s people with full body swimwear, had the right idea.

If you like to see people get really dirty with inanimate objects, then you have got to see Julia Alexandratou’s sex tape! The tape starts off with Julia in a very small thong, rolling around on the bed. That’s only for a few seconds and then she gets up, strips, and goes over to the bathtub, which is empty by the way. But not for long!

Nude Julia takes a seat on the bathtub’s ledge and pours champagne all over her beautiful tummy and even more beautifully shaved pussy. Then she takes the empty bottle and starts shoving it up her vag! And I have to tell you, this girl is talented. She shoves it up there quite hard, with the help of her licked fingers and continues to play with it and shove it up and down trying to get off. Nearing the end, it becomes quite clear that the bottle just ain’t doin it for her anymore, and she continues to play with herself, raising her legs for the ultimate O.

Either she never gets there or she has her orgasms in the sweetest and quietest way. While she looked happy, I bet you she’d rather fuck the camera guy who keeps whispering in Greek to her, than the cold hard bottle. And that’s probably what they did once the camera was turned off. Unfortunately, we didn’t get to see that.

Julia Alexandratou is slightly mortified over the sex tape saying that she doesn’t understand why people need to make “science fiction out of her privates.” I don’t really know what that means, since we weren’t actually the ones who shoved a bottle up her twat. She’s also said that there will be no sequel. Apparently, she “did it once and learned from the mistake.” That I don’t get either. Where’s the mistake? Looked like a beautiful piece of film to me! Unfortunately, there are no stills of the movie that can be found so we dug up these beautiful naked pics of Julia for ya!

Egotastic has been calling Michelle Bombshell McGee a lot of nasty names and such, just because she’s a Nazi, anti-Semite type chick. Well, to be fair, there is a legitimate fetish for ‘Women of the SS,’ and plenty of guys that aren’t necessarily anti-Semitic are attracted to them. It’s not so much the torturing and killing Jews thing, as a ‘woman in power’ thing. Sure, Bombshell McGee might be a Nazi; but let’s just focus on the fact that she’s a brazen home-wrecker, –who doesn’t mind pumping out nude pics for the rest of us perverts.

Nazi naked pics are by far, one of the more pedestrian fetishes out there; in fact, in some countries, anti-Semites are by several hundred degrees less offensive than lesbians. Maybe I’ll email her and ask nicely if she really is an anti-Semite, just for argument’s sake?

Rielle Hunter is a crazy bitch. And not in the “Girl, you so craaazy” kind of way, but the “crazy, psychotic bitch” kind of way. She’s recently done a photo shoot and interview for GQ that has instantly become one of the magazine’s biggest interviews ever. And this is because, not only does Rielle take totally inappropriate pictures, but she also says some of the stupidest shit you’ll ever hear.

She starts off the interview (which was actually a sleepover, just goes to show Rielle’s maturity level) by talking about how she and “Johnny” (aka John Edwards) met and instantly fell in love. But of course, Rielle never meant that to happen. She simply wanted him to “find who he really was” and “help him save the world.” But in Rielle’s own words, she “could have helped him save the world. But instead I had to sleep with him.” Man, I just hate it when that happens!

Rielle also talks in the interview about how she knew that John Edwards was married and that it did bother her “at first.” Not for too long though apparently, because then she hopped onto his dick when she was supposed to be trying to help him save the world. And then, I think she actually tries to blame breaking up the marriage between John and Elizabeth Edwards on her parents! Because both of them were unfaithful! Oh my Lord, I’ve heard it all now! But not only does she blame it on her parents, but on Elizabeth too! Because “infidelity doesn’t happen in happy marriages.” She may have a point there, but I still don’t think it’s the fault of the person who’s being cheated on.

Pretty much every word that falls out of Rielle Hunter’s mouth is complete crap. The whole interview is her talking about how spiritual she is and how she can see this bigger picture that the rest of us are missing. And then she takes this very sexy photo shoot! Granted, it’s sexy as all hell. But I still stand firm on the fact that I think wearing nothing but a shirt that’s partially opened, and sprawling out on a bed of puppets is not only creepy, but completely inappropriate when you’re talking about how you broke up a very high-profile marriage.

Rielle, do a nude photo shoot showing us all your goodies and keep your mouth shut. Then I’ll actually be able to appreciate it!

Isla Fisher is the sexy Australian best known for her role in the comedy “Wedding Crashers,” and for dating the crazy Sacha Baron (also known as Borat).

But according to this uncovered sex tape of hers,  she used to be just as wild as her husband back before she was famous. The video features her sucking off some big bald guy and having him blow a load in her pretty face.
…too bad it’s not her.

Yup, another fake celeb sex tape. Cue the disappointed sighing and groaning. At least this fake chick looks kinda sorta similar to the real deal. So if you have a big Isla Fisher fetish this fake video may be all you need. It’s better than nothing right?

Aaahh, spring is finally here! Along with all the blooming flowers and pretty sunshine, this is also the season that officially kicks off our time to admire some wonderful pussies as the stars let it all hang out with itty bitty skirts and not a lot of panties. Here are some celebrities that are already starting to feel a touch of spring fever (and, a little freer too!)

Busy Phillips is not the most attractive girl for sure. But this upskirt of her ass cheek is still pretty sweet! [Drunken Stepfather]

And Busy wasn’t the only cougar to flash her goodies to us this week either. Courtney Cox went for a lovely bike ride and showed us even lovelier panties. [Fleshbot]

Amelle Berrabah is the lead singer of Sugababes if you’ve never heard of her. But I think after this photo, she’ll most likely be better known as the leader of the commando upskirt shots. [Taxi Driver Movie]

Katy Perry is always good for some fashion mishaps. But this one she actually meant to give us when she donned some lace leggings and a very short skirt. All to give us just a wee bit of an ass shot. [She's So Crazy]

Alessandra Ambrosio proves that she’s still one of the tightest models around with this sexy upskirt. [Drunken Stepfather]

Maybe there’s something incredibly orgasmic about a half naked woman surrounded by cartoons that I’m just not understanding. For example, Olivia Munn wearing underwear, a long sleeved glittery shirt, and spike heeled boots, –while riding a cartoon unicorn. Is this some sort of girl-power thing? Or is she making a statement about fantasy equestrian bestiality?

How about the one where she’s posing as Eve, with an apple, and a cartoon serpent, –in greenish gray granny panties? The pose with a chipmunk and a beaver, I can maybe understand, but as for being swallowed by a giant cartoon snake? No, guys, I’m just not seeing the allure. She’s hot, and she’s scantily clad, and that would be enough, –but the Disney-ish cartoon surroundings make me feel a bit guilty, –it’s a little like masturbating while watching cartoons.