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Paris’ Pussy Puts In More Appearances

kate — Thu, 29 Jul 2010 02:56:46 +0000

It’s been a good week for Paris Hilton. If her goal has been to get her name back in the news by flashing her pussy everywhere, it’s working. And say what you say, but Paris’ pussy is still something worthy of applause. All of these pictures were released just this week, and seem to all take place in St. Tropez, where Paris is currently vacationing. In one shot she seems to be playing tourist while giving her twat some air at the same time. Hard to tell if she’s wearing panties under that print, but I’m betting not. The second set is my favorite, with a drunken Paris putting on a show with both pairs of her lips.

Paris, Jen, Kelly, and More Show Us Their Shit This Week

kate — Mon, 26 Jul 2010 04:14:08 +0000

Goddamn this was a great week for upskirts and titty flashes. Who knows if it’s the beautiful summer weather, or just some porn gods smiling down at us. But just this past week, Jennifer Aniston flashes her vag, Paris Hilton shows us her tits (again!), and then prances around in a bikini, and Kelly Brook shows off some lingerie. Which is almost better than all of the above combined.

Jennifer Aniston gives us just enough to keep us interested, but doesn’t overdo it with grotesque fame whore moves. Here she gives us a shot up her skirt which I truly think was innocent, and makes Jen even more delicious. [Hollywood Sleazy]

Paris Hilton went on vacation on a yacht this past week so you just know she had to take her top off and prance around a bit. Unlike Jen, Paris is a fame whore and her tits are kind of old and tired. But they’re still perky, and isn’t that really all that matters? [The Nip Slip]

And here’s Paris on the same vacation, in a bikini. Because no one can walk around topless all the time, ya know. [Drunken Stepfather]

Paris wasn’t the only one to go yachting this week. Shakira was also caught enjoying some sun and more importantly, waves – wet, wet, waves. While Shakira doesn’t do anything for me when she sings, these pics are undoubtedly hot! [Egotastic]

I’m still not exactly sure about who the hell Kelly Brook is. But I’ve had her tits shoved in my face enough to know that I like her! And these lingerie pics of her just prove to me why, once again. [Hollywood Sleazy]

Is it Wrong that Taylor Momsen Has a Dildo?

kate — Sun, 25 Jul 2010 00:35:10 +0000

Taylor Momsen, one of the only good things to come out of The Gossip Girls along with all of those other hot little chicks, has found herself surrounded by controversy once again. This time it comes from an interview with Disorder magazine in which she revealed that she’s “not into guys” and that her “best friend is a vibrator.” Now of course, everybody’s in an uproar about it because the girl is only 16. And I ask….so?

Okay, so she has a vibrator when she’s not actually of legal age to even have consenting sex. But seriously, she only has to consent with herself on this one, and I really don’t think Taylor is hurting anyone by getting herself off every once in awhile. And if we can let Miley Cyrus go and sell sex onstage, I’m pretty sure that we can let Taylor do whatever she wants to herself behind the privacy of closed doors. And of course, it may also mean that Taylor might be a bit of a sex demon so once she is of age, we’re bound to see some pretty interesting shit from her.

Jennifer Aniston Goes Topless for Perfume!

kate — Tue, 20 Jul 2010 12:32:27 +0000

There’s little that I love more in this world than when Jennifer Aniston shows us a little skin. And I was beginning to think, after her GQ stint last year, that we wouldn’t see it any time soon. Luckily, Jenn’s come out with a new perfume that has inspired her to once again, bare it all – or at least some. The perfume is called Lolavie, and apparently, it’s a very light and natural scent, hence the natural pose. These pics seem to be the only ones that are out now but hopefully, we’ll get some more real soon.

The only thing I don’t like about this ad is the tag line about needing a man to smell like a woman – or rather, not needing one. Seriously, with all the bad press she’s gotten about her love life, why’d she have to bring a man into it at all?

It’s Been an Ass-tastic Week!

kate — Sun, 18 Jul 2010 15:33:07 +0000

This week the stars decided to take a break from showing us their boobs and instead, flashed their asses, and even some pussies made the cut. Panty-clad pussies mind you, but pussy all the same.

Katy Perry is always good for a show, and I’m not talking about the kind where she sings. This week she decided to go for a swim in her bra and white panties – meaning that we get to see her ass one more time. [Drunken Stepfather]

Another see-through this week comes from another celeb that likes to show off her goods every chance she gets. It’s Lady Gaga, and here she is wearing a thong under a see-through skirt. And we all bow down in worship once again. [Hollywood Sleazy]

Anna-Lynne McCord showed us her panties this week too and, in keeping with the theme, those too were see-through. As an interesting side note, these are the same panties Emma Watson was caught wearing so indiscreetly way back in 2008. Just shows you good things tend to stick around. [Egotastic]

This pic of Nicole Kidman also shows her smiling proudly as she shows the world her goods. I was actually distracted from the crotch shot long enough to check out her face. And then I had to do a couple quick searches to see if it was really her. Is it just me, or does she look quite different in this picture? Don’t worry, if you can’t take your eyes off her vag long enough to look at her face, no one will blame you. [Taxi Driver Movie]

Do you know who Jenna Dewan is? She’s mostly known for her role in Step Up, and it’s no wonder why she got a lead role in a dance movie. Just check out that ass! [Egotastic]

Pamela Anderson’s Latest PETA Ad

kate — Sat, 17 Jul 2010 02:36:17 +0000

Ya gotta love PETA! Not only do they stand up for animal rights, but they also give us bodacious bodies like Pamela Anderson. Pamela has just recently unleashed her newest PETA ad, in which she’s just the way we like her – wearing an itsy bitsy bikini. And it’s so small that at first glance, I thought she was completely nude. Wishful thinking, I suppose. I think this ad is super hot though and quite clever too, with all of Pam’s chops so adequately laid out and diagrammed for us. Cute tag line too, and will get us all dreaming even more of Pamela Anderson’s parts.

Maybe not everyone though. Pamela’s newest ad has been banned in her own country, in Montreal, Quebec, for being too “sexist.” Apparently, they didn’t feel as though the ad was controversial, but that it was not in standing with the city’s attempt to show equality for men and women. I don’t get it. This ad is hot, and is not offensive. And I don’t think it goes against anything about equality for either sex.

This seems to be the only poster available for this newest campaign but, this isn’t the first time Pamela has stripped down for the organization, and so we brought you some pics of her past ads, all of which are also pretty hot.

Bow Wow’s Ex Trashes Kim Kardashian Sex Tape

amanda — Wed, 14 Jul 2010 14:16:43 +0000

Dollicia Bryan, Bow Wow’s ex-girlfriend, has spoken out about his rumoured former fling Kim Kardashian – and she let her claws out.

“Kim Kardashian is the Queen of media because she doesn’t necessarily sing or act or anything of that nature. Yet she’s always on the blogs, everyday… I can see the comparison; we have similar shaped bodies, very curvy. But we’re two different women. I’m a mother, so I can never be famous for leaking a sex tape.

“I’m not knocking what she did; she really took the negative and made it into a positive. I’m just saying there’s a huge difference between us. I’ll stay the Queen of talent and acting, but as far as being the Queen of who I’m dating and being in the media all the time; she can stay the Queen of that.”

Hahaha! As funny as that was, Dollicia Bryan isn’t one to trash talk another woman considering that she’s passed from one rapper to the next like some common skank.

Kesha Covered in Cum!

kate — Tue, 13 Jul 2010 12:49:52 +0000

The trash bag known as Ke$ha has now had another photo of herself leaked online. This time, she’s lying in a bed with that rat’s nest hair of hers and seems to have pulled up her shirt just so that she could cover her tits with her hands. Umm…what is the point of that exactly? I guess just to show us all that jizz that she’s got all over her stomach.

The pic was leaked after Ke$ha pissed off DJ Stolen by not giving him a shout-out and so, he leaked the pic. And apparently, there’s plenty more where that came from! It’s reported that Stolen has even more pics of the singer and that he’s threatening to release them. He hasn’t as of yet, so we tracked down some other trashy pics of this star to hold us all over until the other pics are leaked.

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Boobs This Week!

kate — Mon, 12 Jul 2010 00:48:55 +0000

From Kendra Wilkinson to Kim Kardashian to Amy Winehouse, and even a tiny little glimpse from Jennifer Garner, this week all the tits in Hollywood are coming out!

Jennifer Garner is super hot but, she very rarely shows us anything that’s really noteworthy. So, when she bent over on the Fourth of July to give us all a peek down her top at her cleavage and her bra, we all thanked America! [Egotastic]

Amy Winehouse stepped out this week – and so did her nip! [The Nip Slip]

Hayley Williams from Paramore uploaded a picture to Titter (yes, there are so many tits up there, I’m changing the name) this morning and supposedly, it’s all an accident. The picture was only up on the site for three minutes before she took it down. Luckily, the entire world still gets a peek. [Celeb Nip Slip Blog]

Honestly, there’s nothing that I find remotely sexy about Kendra Wilkinson. Her tits aren’t all that bad, but when she covers them up, she becomes even more useless to me. Even if the shirt is see-through. [Drunken Stepfather]

Kim Kardashian has hot, big boobs. And she knows it! [Egotastic]

What’s Up Elizabeth Banks’ Skirt?

kate — Sun, 11 Jul 2010 01:55:25 +0000

Panties! Really, really hot little panties! I’ve had a little girl crush on Elizabeth Banks ever since I saw her in Zack and Miri Make a Porno so I was super excited when I saw that she had some new upskirt photos, and I wasn’t disappointed! This shot was taken of Elizabeth while she was on set.

But still not quite feeling as though I had gotten my fill of Banks, I needed to do some more searching to find more. Turns out, Elizabeth has a ton of great nudie shots, upskirt shots and pokie shots. So here is a pic of Elizabeth in a sexy little white tank with her nips aiming right at ya’ and one of Elizabeth finger fucking herself in the bathtub in the movie 40 Year Old Virgin. Happy Saturday!

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Dutch Porn Star Offers Free Blow-Jobs

Anniboo — Sat, 10 Jul 2010 07:34:15 +0000

The Dutch porn star, Bobbi Eden, must be a huge fan of the Oranje, the national Netherlands football team, –she’s promised blow-jobs to all her Twitter followers, if the Oranje win this Sunday, when they play against Spain. She went from a sizeable 4,000 followers on Twitter, to 100,165, as of this moment. She recently posted: ‘more details on how to collect your blowjob on Monday’. I sure hope this isn’t some kind of weird trick, where she sends all these guys Fleshlites with mouth openings on them. She’s going to owe an entire city population worth of blowjobs by Monday. And if she doesn’t pay up guys, better call a lawyer!

Una Healy and Frankie Sandford from The Saturdays!

amanda — Fri, 09 Jul 2010 15:00:11 +0000

Why the hell are we talking about these two bandmates? Well, BOTH of them showed their tits recently! Hell yea!

Saturdays’ sexy singer, Frankie Sandford, gave us a tiny nip slip picture this week. A tiny one. But some nipple is better than none right? Exactly.

Now we move from the nip slip to the super sexy topless pictures from fellow band member, Una Healy, on vacation in Ibiza. Una totally wins here, she shows it all and her tits are perfect, as is that flawless body of hers.

Their music may suck, but The Saturdays are totally sexy, maybe if we’re lucky all of the bandmates will flash us.

Heidi Klum Topless!

Lindsay Lohan Gets Jail Time

amanda — Fri, 09 Jul 2010 13:00:41 +0000

Even though our favorite celeb news is the naked kind, the whole idea of a lesbian lockdown staring Lindsay Lohan has its appeal. I’m talking about Lohan’s 90 days in jail of course. She may be looking to appeal that, but so far that’s not looking good and here’s why:

First off, Lindsay’s lovely little fingernail message on her middle finger in the courtroom (pictures above) SO is not going to help her in any way. No one in the courtroom will take her seriously now.

Also, Lohan’s lawyer, Shawn Chapman Holley - who once represented Paris Hilton and was on the O.J. Simpson defense team before taking on Lohan and her two drunk driving busts – quit yesterday. That’s right, not only did Lindsay piss off the judge, but she lost one of the best lawyers out there. Which means that Lindsay’s going to jail for 90 days. Maybe if we’re lucky a sex tape will come out of that.

Russian Spy Anna Chapman NUDE

amanda — Wed, 07 Jul 2010 15:53:41 +0000

As every news source has screamed at us, Anna Chapman is is the the leading lady in the Russian spy ring scandal. The funny thing is, there’s nothing to suggest she ever dug up any secrets and she has yet to be charged with espionage – yet she still continues to grab all of the the headlines. Why?

Well, first off she’s hot! Second, while her career as a spy and socialite wasn’t exactly successful, it was very exciting. There are loads of stories for tabloids to feed on. Like the story that she is a wild and crazy sex addict that fucks all day, and fucks hard. The best part about that story are the pictures that come with it, which were leaked not too long ago. Not only do you see Anna Chapman topless, but you also get to see her tits tortured by nipple clamps, all while she has a leather crop in hand.

Russian spies are awesome.

Trish Goff Nude!

Gary Coleman had a Massive Cock

Anniboo — Tue, 06 Jul 2010 23:10:40 +0000

Wow. Well, if the video is real, which is highly unlikely, Gary Coleman’s penis was HUGE! I say was, because at this point, even if it was huge, it’s not anymore. Gary Coleman, if you haven’t heard, is dead as a doornail as of just what, a week ago? The scene where enormous dong is waving around, is actually from a film: Midgets vs. Mascots. Of course, this is an independent film, since Coleman’s acting career has been dead for a long, long time. The movie itself, actually sounds funny, if you know… we hadn’t already seen about a thousand other movies just like it:

“In this Borat-meets-Jackass shockumentary, five little people and five mascots battle for one million dollars through 30 ridiculous competitions, including how many insults it takes to get punched in a bar, who can drink a gallon of milk the fastest and who can wrestle a live alligator. Gary Coleman, leading the “Littles” as himself, is a comedic freight train (or train wreck) as he gets into actual fist fights with mascots, coaches and even NBA star Scottie Pippen. Look forward to tear-inducing laughter when drunken and belligerent mascots take on a competitive and determined group of little people.”

I have a tip for any producer who wants to make a movie that will be like two movies already out there: Don’t. We’ve seen those movies. Jackass is old as hell, and everyone on the cast smokes crystal meth. And Borat? Sacha Baron Cohen’s best role of all time: King Julien, from Madagascar, –you know, the little monkey thing? Oh, lemur. In that, he was actually funny. Anyway, back on track here, sorry; Gary Coleman’s huge cock. He was suing the producers of the film because he didn’t want everyone to see his ridiculously large penis, –but why, I ask? People probably would respected him a little more, had they known, and he could have had a major career in midget porn.

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Some Sweet Upskirts: Miranda Kerr, Paris Hilton, and Kelly Brook

kate — Tue, 06 Jul 2010 13:30:17 +0000

There have been so many great upskirts over the past couple of days that I just couldn’t decide which one to post. So I figured, why deprive anybody of any one of these shots? Here they are, Miranda Kerr, Paris Hilton, and Kelly Brook, showing us the best of what they’ve got!

First, there’s the Miranda Kerr pantyhose upskirt. Nice! The only thing better than seeing Miranda Kerr’s fine form, is when we get to see it and she doesn’t even mean to show it to us!

Then there’s this Paris Hilton upskirt which I have to say, is super hot. I mean, Paris’ bare ass?! There’s never anything wrong with that, no matter how many times we’ve seen it! Kind of a weird pic though. It’s hard to say what’s in between her legs. Either her leg is at an odd angle, or she’s straddling something else (perhaps someone else’s leg) while going commando. Either way, I’m with the guy behind her who raises his glass is salute.

Kelly Brook in her hot little dress with her hot little matching panties. Everything to make your Tuesday perfect!

Nip Slips, Camel Toes, Naked Pics! We’ve Got Em All This Week!

kate — Sun, 04 Jul 2010 19:23:29 +0000

Is it just me, or has Katy Perry been especially generous in her giving us what we want. Whether it’s a nip slip or a full-on upskirt, Katy manages to get herself into the news week after week this summer, showing us exactly what she’s made of. And this week, she shows it all while taking a nude photo of herself in the mirror. Or maybe it’s just a porn shoot. I don’t know. Either way, it’s cool shit and something that Katy should do every week.

But Katy’s not all we have this week. We also have beautiful Kelly Brook, in a bathing suit with a camel toe, Miley Cyrus showing us what a tramp she is yet again, and even Britney gave us some nice pokies to admire.

Kelly Brook is a hot British actress and model. The Net is flooded with pics this week of her on vacation in Barbados and this pic of her in a blue bathing suit is showing not just camel-toe, I think that’s pure vag. [Boobie Blog]

I’m not sure whether Katy Pery posted this pic of herself on Twitter, whether it was “leaked”, or whether Katy has decided to become a porn star and is taking self portraits. Any way you look at it, it’s Katy Perry naked. And that’s hot! [Drunken Stepfather]

Miley Cyrus heads out to the gym in a lace bra and torn tank top. It’s totally appropriate. [Egotastic]

And it feels like it’s been awhile since we’ve seen Britney Spears out and about with her boobs stickin out. I have to say, I think Brit looks particularly hot in this slide show of the gal going to get her usual fix of java, with her pokies leading the way. [Pop Sugar]

It seems as though every time we see Elle MacPherson, we see just a little more of her to love. I am loving this pic up the sleeve and to the nip, but doesn’t Elle’s nipple look particularly weird? Like it was a button that was tacked on there. [Fleshbot]

Britney Spears’ Lesbian Love

amanda — Fri, 02 Jul 2010 15:13:59 +0000

Well, Britney Spears is back in the tabloids (like she ever left) and this time for something completely new. The latest rumor is that Britney’s therapist dumped her as a patient because she became attracted to her.

“Britney was interested in her doctor sexually. And she actually thought the doctor was interested in her also, because the shrink’s approach to Britney was so different from other doctors. Britney mistook the doctor’s patience and kindness for flirtation.”

Chances are this isn’t true, most celeb rumors are just that, rumors. But either way, Britney having hot lesbian sex in her therapist’s office puts all sorts of happy images in my head. She may be a giant sack of crazy now, but she used to be hot as hell – just picture her getting down (literally) with another woman. Mmm mmm.