Dirty Mag

Alright, let’s face it. Katy Perry doesn’t ooze talent. She’s also not talentless, and I have to say, I have found myself bopping away to Hot n Cold once or twice. But while she may find great tempos with cute lyrics, she doesn’t really have too much to her. Especially when she wears these costumes that ooze stupidity. I don’t get the whole peacock stage prop coming out of her ass, or even the leotard for that matter. But what this costume – and most of the things Katy Perry wears is good for – is that her nip barely slipped out while she was crooning away to one of her poppy songs. Yes, it’s barely there but still, it’s a Katy Perry nip slip. And talented or not, she’s always hot. So her nip slips are still worth mentioning.

It’s no secret that I love, love, love Miranda Kerr. I think she’s truly one of the hottest women to walk the planet and Kerr is never slutty, just purely sexy. Especially when she’s in 3D! Yep, the 3D trend has now hit the market that it really needed to and you can finally feel like you’re a little bit closer to having Miranda Kerr’s boobs slap you in the face. There’s really nothing to say about these shots, except that they are outrageous, and that we definitely need more 3D nudie shots. And if you don’t have your own pair of 3D glasses, then don’t worry. You can still see her boobies in the pics in their still quite fine 2D form.

I had almost lost all hope towards getting any good nip slips or upskirt peeks over the last few weeks. There just didn’t seem to be anything good out there anymore. But this week has renewed my faith as we got a look at Jessica Alba’s ass, Britney did some more wandering about in a bikini, and Natalie Portman shares an on-screen lesbian kiss. That last one makes this week the best week ever. Hands down.

Whenever Jessica Alba stands on stairs in a short skirt, we’re thankful. [Celeb Nip Slip]

Britney still on vacation, still in a bikini. But this time, she’s kind of looking curvy and frumpy, no? [Hollywood Sleazy]

The hottest of the hot. Natalie Portman and Mila Kunis share a very sexy on-screen kiss. And this is just a preview, but are we going to get to see what comes next too? [Hollywood Sleazy]

Ever wanted to see what J.Lo looks like when she’s just woken up (or is on some pretty serious crack) and her tit is almost popping out of her shirt? [Drunken Stepfather]

Vanessa Hudgens performs with camel-toe. Now that just looks painful! [City Rag]

I love AnnaLynne McCord. Or should I say, I love AnnaLynne McCord’s hot, pretty little body. The attention whore inside of it sort of makes me ill, and I’m not into little girl shows like the new 90210. But I am into the hot girls that star in it. Especially AnnaLynne, who likes to make a habit of showing us what she’s got. That’s exactly what she did just a few days ago, when she grabbed her iPhone and headed out. Who knows (or cares) about where she was going, but she did break out into a Lip Dance along the way. Dance, Anna, dance!

We’ve seen quite a bit of Britney Spears lately and each time, it seems that she’s looking better and better. First there was the shot of her ass which, while not so classy, was still nice to look at. And now we have Brit in an itsy bitsy yellow bikini. I have to say, I think she looks FINE! Yes, she’s clearly a little older and those two babies put some more on her than when she was in a schoolgirl outfit singing about wanting us to hit her one more time. But she also looks much better with her blonde extensions than she did with her pink wig too. And I’ve always had a soft spot for Brit. When she’s not obsessed with being so damned trashy, she’s pretty damn hot!

Yesterday I wrote about how Spencer Pratt is going public with some naughty videos he has of his soon-to-be ex-wife Heidi Montag and how Heidi acted SO devastated on her Twitter when she heard the news – Yeah, that didn’t last long. Heidi has stopped “crying” over her sex tape long enough to talk business with Vivid Entertainment and now stands to cash in big. Legendary porn star veteran Jenna Jameson spoke on this, saying that she never bought Heidi’s victim act.

“Why do people do porno tapes, sell them, make boatloads of money, then LIE about being victimized. I know one girl who sold her tape herself,” Jenna tweeted.

“@SOFTBLUSHcom I know one of the girls that acts so prim and proper and sold her tape to get famous. The others I just speculate,” she continued. “I own up to my porn, I don’t cry and say my boyfriend stole it.”

Kim Kardashian called her sex tape “humiliating” even though got a $5 million settlement for it. Kendra Wilkinson gave teary interviews talking about her “extremely embarrassing” sex tape after it earned her millions. Then there’s Danielle Staub, who said her sex tape was “coming around for a reason,” try as she might to stop it.

Yea, I am right there with Jenna on this one. They lie and then cash in.

The latest rumor is that Spencer Pratt may be planning to release a sex tape featuring his soon to be ex-wife Heidi Montag and Karissa Shannon. Montag and Pratt recently filed for divorce… shock shock.

According to Pratt, he has a girl on girl sex tape featuring  Montag, and a friend of hers, playboy playmate Karissa Shannon and he is ready to go public with it. Shannon is not impressed with Pratt’s actions, tweeting, “@spencerpratt FUCK YOU!!!”

Montag wasn’t too happy with Pratt either, she sent emotional messages to her Twitter followers just hours after news broke that her husband was shopping around a sex tape. She told her fans she was ‘crying’ after adult entertainment company Vivid confirmed that Spencer had approached them about the video.

Pratt also said that he plans to write a book, and says that this one will definitely be better than his last effort. “My last book, How to be Famous, didn’t make the New York Times best-seller list because it was in the self-help section,” he said. “This one is going to be totally different. I’m not holding anything back.”

Eva Mendes recently did a photo shoot for Tatler magazine and while Eva is not one to shy away from showing us the beautiful goods that some god gave her, in this spread, she only gives men across the world a serious case of blue balls. In the shoot, Eva is just as hot as ever, but there is one thing missing – or should I say two. There’s no tits! There’s some serious cleavage that just about completely shows her tits, but still no tits so to speak of. I realize that’s the effect and although I will always find Eva Mendes hot, this is just mean.

Montana Fishburne a.k.a Chippy D (lamest nickname ever), the daughter of Laurence Fishburne (Morpheus from The Matrix), was first arrested for alleged prostitution last year, and now she has agreed to release a sex tape in the hope it will push her acting career.

Montana’s sex tape was released by Vivid entertainment and there are no arguments as to whether the tape was been leaked or stolen. “The first time is really nerve racking … but, I have a lot of at-home experience,” said Montana. Yea…

The video is titled “Phatty’s Rhymes & Dimes 14”. According to her director, Brian Pumper,  she’s a natural. So far the video is selling so well that it is now on backorder. Um, congrats Montana?

Maybe this links edition should have been called “Hot? Or Not?” Big stars like Hilary Swank and Rihanna were seen out but truthfully, we kind of wish that they would have just stayed home.

Rihanna couldn’t decide whether or not she wanted to show us her tits so, she went halfway with it. And the boner effect is about the same. [The Nip Slip]

Milla Jovovich is totally hot, right? Then why are these topless shots of her so “not”? Oh that’s right, because there’s just one of them – and you can’t even see a hint of cleavage! [Hollywood Sleazy]

I can never decide whether I think Hilary Swank is hot or not. These bikini pics aren’t bad, but definitely don’t have me convinced. [Drunken Stepfather]

Seriously, what the hell is Jenny McCarthy thinking? [Egotastic]

Eeeww! Ending with the worst of the worst, now we’re forced to look at Snookie’s ass. I guess being forced to look at her ugly, useless face wasn’t enough. [The Nip Slip]