Victoria Silvstedt is one of my favorite MILFs. Yeah, she’s not quite 40 yet and she doesn’t have children, but she gets honorary MILF status regardless. Or if that’s still too controversial, let’s just go with trophy wife. A bad actress and drop-dead sexy model, she was pretty popular in the ’90s and, more recently, had her own reality TV show. Is that important? No. Because up there are three pictures of this busty blonde bimbo in a little red bikini, resulting in lots of wonderful cleavage. It’s crazy to imagine having someone like her for a wife, or Courtney Stodden for those of you who prefer barely-legal teens to nearly-40 trophy wives. Arm candy in the purest form, really. Big-titted, tight-outfitted, long-legged arm candy. You’d think the guys who marry these women would be too distracted to do anything else, but somehow they manage, and that’s oddly respectable. It would be like having a Cinnabon store next door to your house and still managing to stay thin.