Dirty Mag

With features like Sinful Sunday and Titty Tuesday, Coco Austin’s Twitter is more popular than ever. She doesn’t actually do much other than go clubbing and show off her body, but you know by now that there are countless of celebrities who do even less than that. What Coco does have going for her, at least, is a ridiculous body. I can only imagine that her huge tits and enormous ass are implants, mostly because my brain can’t comprehend a body like that being created by nature. No, this is the work of science. Her body was expertly crafted by an elite team of scientists, designed out of pure sex. Because, honestly, I don’t think it’s possible to look at this woman and think of anything other than the wild ride that her curvy body could give you. And if you were somehow immune to that reflexive action, you’re thinking about it now. Don’t deny it.

There are many celebrities that I’d like to finally see nude, or even just see nude again. Keira Knightley‘s definitely near the top of that list, so I’m pleased to share these high quality images from A Dangerous Method. Keira Knightley shows plenty of topless hotness in these pics, including some sex scenes. Sure, she may not have the largest, most glorious tits in the business, but when it comes to petite actresses, there are few that can top Keira. Not to mention that the prim and proper attitude she seems to give off just makes it all the sexier when she bares her body on camera for millions of pervy guys around the world. There really isn’t much more incredible than this petite goddess bent over doggystyle, making an O-face with her perky little tits hanging out of her dress.

Some of you may have heard of Kristen Bell‘s new TV series House of Lies. Or, more likely, you heard Don Cheadle prattling on about how everyone would be getting naked on the Showtime series. That Judas. Going by the current state of the show, it’s not looking as if we’re going to see the lovely Kristen Bell naked anytime soon, which is probably the reason a good portion of viewers started watching in the first place. On the other hand, we did at least get to see her in her underwear in a recent episode, which I have to say is worthy of posting. The blonde cutie shows off her awesome body and round ass, but I still wish she’d go “Full Showtime” and bare more, if not all! Firefly‘s Morena Baccarin did so for HBO’s Homeland, so the ball’s in your court, Kristen.

I really should feel guilty for posting about Tila Tequila and all the other attention whores I’ve blogged about, but when it comes down to it, these are the ones all too eager to show off their tits to the world. And, really, any woman with a hot body who’s willing to let the world enjoy it deserves at least some recognition. So yes, that’s why I’m posting about Tila Tequila, the crazy Asian cutie who’s known pretty much just for her shitty TV show and her amazing fake tits. And since this post isn’t about her show, you can be damned sure it’s about her tits! While out rollerblading (for some staged photos) she “accidentally” (read: not accidentally) let her tit fall out of her bra (because lingerie is standard workout attire). Reading into it isn’t important, just enjoy the fact that she has a tight little body capped with two silicone wonders, which should be on display as much as possible.

Originally, I’d planned on posting about Miley Cyrus‘ tits in a see-through top (and I did include one image of that, because why wouldn’t I?). However, I was immediately distracted when I discovered these images taken at a birthday party, which appear to show Miley Cyrus worshiping a big black cock and balls with her tongue. Tragically, this turned out to be a birthday cake designed to look like a big black cock and balls, dashing my hopes of Miley Cyrus having turned to interracial porn to make a buck. Of course, there’s still plenty of time for this fantasy to become a reality, so I guess I should at least be happy that she’s getting some practice at it. Now if I could just get Victoria Beckham on the right track to starring in a bukkake film, I might just win that Nobel Prize I’ve been coveting.

The world may be growing tired of Lindsay Lohan‘s bullshit, but I don’t think they’ve yet tired of Lindsay Lohan’s big glorious tits. I mean, that’s pretty much the only reason the cameras follow her around anymore, since it’s not as if she’s truly starred in any movies lately. However, because of those cameras, we get these see-through shots of the Lohan’s big boobies, hard nipples and all. The freckly redhead blonde owes us these more candid shots after her terrible, Photoshopped Playboy pictorial, after all. In fact, I might just call it even if she came to my house and treated me to a topless lapdance. I’m a fair and just man, if nothing else. If the judges won’t make her do the hard time she deserves, I can think of much more productive ways she could make it up to society.

I hate to keep giving Courtney Stodden attention, but dammit, I can’t help it. With how often she has pictures of her teenaged, bimbo body posted on the Internet, it’s impossible to avoid them. And the more I see them, the more I lust after her. So at least I can understand why she’s popular: mass hypnotism. But yet, if sacrificing my free will means that I get to ogle Courtney Stodden’s huge and likely-fake teenaged tits, so be it. This obviously staged photoshoot has her out “jogging” in Los Angeles, because most people in L.A. go jogging in 4″ lucite platform heels. But really, this is a blonde teen bimbo who’s also wearing a skin-tight t-shirt and a barely-there pair of booty shorts, so she might as well go all the way with stripper heels too! Now all we have to do is wait for her to really act the part of a stripper, which I predict will happen before the end of this year.

There are countless fetishes out there I can’t explain, and glasses are one of them. One could argue it’s the illusion of intelligence, but I don’t really believe that’s the driving force. Whether you follow that theory or whether you don’t give a damn why you find it hot so long as you get to see more hot women in glasses, Mr. Skin has updated with a list of their favorite nude celebrities wearing glasses. Taken from a variety of films, I can’t argue with most of this list, but their #1 is Paz de la Huerta. I’m not a fan, so I’m going to highlight #2-4 instead, and if you want to see the nude clip of Paz de la Huerta, check it out for yourself over at Mr. Skin.

#2 is Nicole Kidman, who looked hot (and often nude) in Eyes Wide Shut. #3 is Laetitia Casta who has always had an absolutely incredible, petite-yet-curvy body. You may be too busy staring at her big, perfect tits to realize she’s wearing glasses (and nothing else), but she is! #4 is Kathleen Robertson from Boss, who rocks glasses like nobody’s business, somehow looking professional even with her perky tit hanging out.

You can try, but you can’t deny that Mila Kunis is absolutely, amazingly, ridiculously fucking hot. It’s like gravity; it just is. There are plenty of hot actresses out there, but this one is one of few reasons to actually watch bullshit award ceremonies like the Golden Globes. She always looks extra-sexy at these sorts of events, and last night was no exception. She looked every bit the classy and seductive, dark-haired siren, and every bit the cruel cocktease. Her little black dress may not have been the most flattering piece of clothing (break out the slutty minidresses, Kardashian-style!), but it was incredibly sheer, giving plenty of glimpses of her bare breasts through the thin fabric. All the while she puts on her innocent, pretty face, knowing damn well that guys all across the country are dying for a better look at her perky, teasing tits.

For those of you who weren’t aware, Amanda Seyfried is going to be playing legendary porn star Linda Lovelace in the upcoming film “Lovelace.” The blonde cutie can look really sexy, and I get the feeling she’ll be even sexier as a brunette for the role (see above pic). One thing which doesn’t get much attention is just how stacked Amanda Seyfried is. When people think actresses with big tits, they usually just think Christina Hendricks, which is unfair. Amanda Seyfried differs in that she’s still a tiny girl like most actresses, but with a rack that has to be D-cup at the very least. Here’s a quote from an E! interview with a producer regarding the film:

“It’s a new thing for her, but it’s not about nudity,” he said. “It’s profound, the performance that she’s giving…She’s doing such an amazing job. We’re about two weeks into filming, and the movie’s going to be incredible.

“Thematically, it’s talking about how abusive the porn industry was to Linda Lovelace,” he said. “Yes, there’s a lot of nudity, but it’s a message movie about respecting women.”

As you can imagine, a biopic about a porn actress is going to have plenty of nudity or it’s going to be terrible. And with busty Amanda Seyfried as the star, we’re almost certain to see plenty of shots of her amazing rack and, if we’re lucky, full-frontal nudity.