Carolyn Murphy’s Honeymoon Sex Tape
9 Feb
Celebrities, don’t tape yourselves screwing, please. Not only is it probably the ultimate act of vanity, –jerking off to your own naked butt, –but it’s also an inevitable source of humiliation for these people. It might work wonders for the women involved, but I also end up vaguely disappointed when I see an otherwise attractive male celeb in a sex tape. Usually, we end up finding out they’re either hung like a parakeet, or have the coital skills of a midget with Down’s.
These are but a few of the reasons why it was so refreshing to watch Carolyn Murphy’s sex tape. Her asshole husband recorded it during their honeymoon, then tried to sell it after they were divorced. He was arrested and tried for extortion, –which is surprising, since almost no one ever gets in too much trouble for releasing sex tapes. Murphy hams it up like a paid porn star, and we can’t help but wonder if she could have been another Jenna Jameson, if she had followed a different career path.
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