Dirty Mag

Kreayshawn, a singer with a terrible name and a hot body, recently won Best New Artist at the MTV Video Music Awards. You probably don’t care about that, but you probably do care about the fact that some topless pics that are supposedly of her have been making their way across the ol’ Twitterverse. Posing in just her panties, Kreayshawn puts her hot-as-fuck body on display, showing off a number of tattoos which aren’t quite Kat Von D-level, but still plenty of ink for a 21-year-old. Personally, I’m more a fan of her pierced nipples, sexy barbells which draw even more attention to her perky little award-winning tits. So congrats to Kreayshawn for winning Best New Artist and congrats to whichever kind soul decided to leak these topless photos of her while she was claiming said award!

Lady Gaga takes pride in coming off as absolutely insane, so she’s never afraid of trying new things. This seems to have been true in her early days too, when she did some kinky bondage photo shoots. However, some of these even featured her nude, and one of them has leaked. It appears to be partially censored/blurred, but her tits are still clearly visible and fantastic. Say what you will about her music or her personality, but Lady Gaga is hot. Weird as her music videos are, they often feature her in tight and/or revealing outfits, showing off her perky tits and her incredible and underrated ass. For a skinny chick, Gaga’s got one hell of a booty. Perhaps as she gets more and more “out there” she’ll re-enact this bondage hotness on-stage, just as nude. Sure, it’s not likely, but someone has to compete with Taylor Momsen‘s sexual stage antics!

If you’ve ever wanted to see Rihanna getting down and dirty, it’s becoming more of a possibility. Rumors abound that there’s a sex tape featuring R&B star Rihanna and rapper J Cole. Given that the rapper recently lost his cellphone, was touring with Rihanna months ago, and that the screenshots from the video show a woman with vibrant red hair going down on the lucky rapper, it’s not difficult to imagine the possibilities. None of this is confirmed, at least not yet, but hopefully within the next week or so we’ll see some pics and maybe a clip of the video for ourselves to try and identify the blowjob-giving star of the video. Both stars have denied it, but celebs have a history of playing it cool when a sex tape is floating around. Rihanna’s hair is pretty identifiable, so if the claims are true, we just might get to see the sexy singer with a mouthful of cock. Anything to keep her from belting out “Umbrella” again, really.

Adrianne Curry and Christopher Knight separated a few months ago, but Knight apparently filed divorce papers about a week ago. Perhaps he’s realized that he’s out of his league; how could a washed-up child actor land Adrianne Curry, after all? She’s been enjoying her freedom the last few months, dressing up in slutty and geeky costumes, venting on Twitter, and constantly talking about Sybian rides and Hitachi Magic Wand action. Not to mention her workouts which have taken her already-stunning body to goddess-like levels. It would seem that all she needs are her toys rather than boys, although with the pictures she’s constantly posting, it’s obvious she at least needs attention from the boys, if nothing else. Check out the pics below to see what I mean and then realize they’re less than 1% of the sexy photos she’s posted on Twitter for her fans to drool over.

Amber Rose is probably best known for being the ex-girlfriend of Kanye West, but she’s also a professional model. Her bald head makes her instantly stand out as recognizable, as well as making her an acquired taste. If you have a thing for women with shaved heads, however, Amber Rose has got to be the hottest of them all. If that’s not your thing, consider picturing her with a wig on, or even photoshop one on! MediaTakeOut was kind enough to share these hot nudes of Amber Rose, albeit with heavy watermarking. Her big tits and pierced nipples are still very clearly visible and very, very sexy. Likewise, she also shows off a glimpse of her pussy, making us hope she has more pics in this series planned for release. If you’ve ever clicked past pics of Amber Rose because bald isn’t your thing, check out these pics and you’ll realize why Kanye was so into her.

Kat Von D is the only mainstream celebrity I can think of with so many tattoos. Angelina Jolie has a bunch, sure, but Kat’s entire body is like a damn canvas for ink. Fortunately, she understands that works of art like this need to be shown off, so she posed for some very sexy photos by Lionel Deluy. The back shot is no doubt the best, Kat Von D posing topless to flaunt her various tattoos, while also flashing plenty of perfect ass. That’s not to say there’s anything wrong with the other pics, featuring our favorite skinny tattoo-magnet showing off the rest of her body. She really is too hot, with her dyed hair, perky breasts, and slender arms and legs featuring more ink than bare skin and more art than the Louvre. If art exhibits were more like this, museums would be more popular than strip clubs.

I’m not sure what it is about Shauna Sand. If you like blonde bimbos, she’s definitely the woman for you. Look around and you won’t find a single set in which she’s not showing off either her big fake tits or her long, sexy legs. She’s a nude model and apparently an actress, but she seems to have appeared on her then-husband Lorenzo Lamas’ Renegade, which was a terrible show. Nowadays, we mostly see her at the beach, which is perfectly alright with me. These pics even have her out riding a bike and flashing her panties, no doubt either to or from the beach. And while this plastic fantastic hottie does have an amazing body, I think my favorite thing about Shauna Sand is that she is always, always wearing a pair of clear, lucite platform heels. She’s even riding the damn bike while wearing them! Now we just need some pics of her hitting the treadmill at the gym in those 6″ stripper heels.

If you’ve ever flipped to Telemundo or Univision, you’ve learned of the insanity that is the telenovela. Or, of course, if you live south of the American border, you’re probably much more familiar with them. If you’re one of the latter people, you might already know who Andrea Garcia is, star of Triunfo del Amor. Telenovelas are absolutely packed with beautiful Latina ladies, and while you won’t have any idea what’s going on if you don’t speak Spanish, beauty like this is universal. So are tits. Andrea Garcia strips down for this photoshoot, showing off her incredible Latina booty along with what might be the most perfect pair of tits I’ve posted here to date. Clearly, the next evolution of these dramas will be to have all the sexy women be totally nude, all the time. And occasionally slapping some cheating idioto of a boyfriend, because that’s how the telenovela rolls.

Remember that movie Swordfish where Halle Berry flashed her tits? Yeah, that was 10 years ago. And a terrible movie. 10 years later, though, Halle Berry (and her breasts) are still looking just as fantastic. She turned 45 yesterday, so once again I find myself posting a sexy cougar for you to enjoy. Like the others, age isn’t really an issue for her either. She clearly keeps her body in fantastic shape, as you can tell by her flat stomach and toned arms. But you’re staring at her tits, and I don’t blame you. Going for a sexy little halter bikini, Halle has those babies out on display; not as out on display as in Swordfish, but you can’t complain with this much cleavage or the sight of her nipples poking out against the bikini top. Now if she’ll only just celebrate the 10th anniversary of Swordfish by sunbathing topless again.

Tila Tequila is one of those women you hate to love. Her show is trashy as hell, but every so often she manages to be so ridiculously hot that you can’t help it. Attention whore that she is, there are countless photos of her out there in various states of dress and undress, flaunting her tight Asian body and spectacular fake tits. And if that weren’t enough, Tila Tequila decided to stop in on the Howard Stern Show to try out the Sybian machine. Sybians have been around for a while, but Stern has made it even more popular with other stars like Adrianne Curry stopping in to ride the fucking machine. Tila really gets into it, dropping her top to bare her breasts, moaning in ecstasy while she rides the machine to a loud and hard orgasm. Make sure to check out the video to really see her in action!