Dirty Mag

Vanessa Hudgens might not get as much attention as she deserves. Two of her biggest films, Spring Breakers and Sucker Punch, have her alongside multiple actresses who look pretty similar: skinny and barely-legal. These movies make it hard to really appreciate just how hot each of these individual girls is, but fortunately there are photographers who can capture Vanessa Hudgens’ beauty all by itself. This photoshoot by Jenny Gage and Tom Betterton has the petite brunette hanging out in her bra and panties, and a couple other cute outfits. Sadly, there’s no nipple slips, sheer tops, or anything of that nature, but she does seem to enjoy showing off her sexy, slender legs. Besides, I’ve included her infamous leaked nude cell phone photo for those of you who have never seen it. And everyone else, who should see it again. Social media is wonderful.

One of the things I love about Mr Skin is that in addition to all their nude celebrity content, they also do various seasonal events. They’ll do brackets during college sports seasons, holiday playlists, and a bunch just for the hell of it. For summer, they’ve decided to do Summer Shocker, which is apparently their compilation of the 69 weirdest, craziest nude and sex scenes in cinema. Yes, it has the snowman sex scene from horror film Jack Frost (featuring Shannon Elizabeth). It has Christina Ricci‘s “heartless” nude scene from After.Life. And it has a hell of a lot of bizarre, obscure stuff that I never knew existed. It’s worth checking out on its own, but even better when combined with all of Mr Skin’s other celeb-loving content. Join today and make sure to check out their other playlists too. You can view a series of nude/sex scenes featuring nothing but redhead actresses. Or all the sexy spanking scenes they could round up. Pretty much every fetish and preference is covered!

Remember when I said that I thought Micaela Schaefer is a nudist? Well, I stand by that belief and these recent photos only bolster my argument. Promoting a Formula 1 race or something, the German beauty wore little other than body paint over her incredible figure. Her perky fake breasts are painted for the occasion with checkered flags, and these photos also really accentuate her wide hips, compared to her more petite upper body. With the hint of hip bones, and some sexy thighs, Micaela Schaefer continues to prove (and not hide!) that she has one of the most amazing bodies. Apparently believing that a thong covers too much or something, she wears some odd thing that exists solely to cover her pussy. It looks a bit too much like that decorative Thanksgiving corn, which isn’t something I normally associate with exhibitionist German models. But do note her complete lack of tanlines! Does she ever wear clothing, or is a pair of stockings the closest thing she has to an outfit?

I don’t actually watch The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills, but I can understand why some men might. With all of the TV series focusing on families or young adults, a series about a group of wine-guzzling MILFs fills a very important niche. Usually to see some hot MILFs, you have to watch some abysmal family comedy with a hot mom, and maybe you’ll see a bit of cleavage if you’re lucky. The Real Housewives generally look fuckable all the time, and even in their non-series appearances they sex it up. Here’s Brandi Glanville, who seriously fits the bill of hot MILF/trophy wife. Exiting a vehicle, she inadvertently(?) flashed her pussy for all to see. Or, at least, for a photographer to catch for all to see. These pictures don’t quite capture her full hotness, so have some of her incredible 40 year old body in a little bikini.

I’ve had a thing for dyed redheads since I was in high school (Shirley Manson…) and the only thing better than that is a dyed redhead with big fake tits. Enter Amy Childs. She’s another of those reality TV stars who become classed as “celebrities” because they’ve been on TV. Which of course leads to shows like Celebrity Big Brother and Celebrity Weight Loss Dance Idol Apprentice. Did I mention that she also has a fucking amazing body? Here are some photos of Amy Childs in a too-small (just-right) bikini. Her boobs are obviously fake, but in a good way, making her look like a hot porn star. Despite that, I couldn’t find any topless photos, though there is one wide some sideboob and bare ass. I actually find the slutty bikini pictures to be much sexier, but damn; if there’s a “celebrity” who should do a sex tape, it’s Amy Childs.

You’re damn right I’m going to post about Joanna Krupa again. The sexy blonde supermodel also appears on The Real Housewives of Miami, where she shows everyone that she’s batshit crazy. Actually, I don’t know, but from what little I’ve seen of these shows, all of the women on them are batshit crazy. Joanna Krupa also happens to be one of the hottest Housewives across all of the series, and we’re lucky in that some schmuck with a camera snapped some great topless shots of her perfect body. Not only is she a trophy wife, she also had her fiance sign a pre-nup agreement stating that due to her high sex drive, he has to have sex with her at least three times a week. I doubt he’s complaining, but if he did, I don’t think I’d be able to find a violin small enough to play for him. Just look at her perky breasts and toned figure and realize that some lucky asshole signed a contract ensuring that he has to fuck her at least thrice a week.

Pamela Anderson holds a lot of fond memories for many perverts like us, and for good reason. She was hands-down one of the most popular women of the ’90s, propelled by the success of the ridiculous TV show Baywatch and its slow-motion running scenes. Pamela Anderson’s body was made for running in slow motion. The busty blonde was also one of the first ‘sex tape’ stars, having filmed herself having sex with husband Tommy Lee on a boat. Who would have guessed that the (relatively) innocent video of Pamela and her horse-hung husband would lead to intentional sex tape leaks for fame, like we’ve seen lately? She’s still very sexy (and a MILF!), and while much of that may be due to photo retouching, one look at these photos from Vogue Brazil should make you remember why you fantasized about her all the time 15-20 years ago. Also, there is underboob, and underboob is wonderful.

Sometimes when you’re watching a show, you find yourself unreasonably attracted to some minor side character. Or at least I do. In this case, it was Sarah Shahi in her appearance on Alias, back when she was basically a nobody. Since then, she’s had larger roles in shows like The L Word and Fairly Legal. Last year she was the female lead in Bullet to the Head, playing Sylvester Stallone’s character’s sexy tattooed daughter. The movie is “kinda okay” at best, but we do get to see Sarah Shahi’s bare tits, which is a generous trade-off. We even see her ass with a big ol’ tramp stamp, assuming that it belongs to her and not a double. I’m going to assume it does just because it’s sexier that way. The third picture up there is of Weronika Rosati, a sexy Polish actress who appears topless in the same movie.

I don’t think there’s such a thing as posting too many tits, but there is such a thing as not posting enough ass. If you haven’t been paying attention (not that you should), Amanda Bynes has been having some sort of meltdown, one which we have been able to see quite well from her posts on Twitter. Most recently, she has been arrested, which probably doesn’t interest you. What you should find intriguing is that Amanda Bynes supposedly claims to be modeling her “new style” after some stripper who goes by Blac Chyna. Maybe she’s also popular on Twitter? I dunno, but what I do know is that Blac Chyna’s ass puts Nicki Minaj’s and Coco’s to shame. It’s almost like this girl’s booty has a booty of its own. I’m really hoping Amanda Bynes gets through all of her legal troubles, if only so she has money to spend on getting a huge, matching ass rather than spending it on legal fees. That would be the real crime.

Victoria Silvstedt is one of my favorite MILFs. Yeah, she’s not quite 40 yet and she doesn’t have children, but she gets honorary MILF status regardless. Or if that’s still too controversial, let’s just go with trophy wife. A bad actress and drop-dead sexy model, she was pretty popular in the ’90s and, more recently, had her own reality TV show. Is that important? No. Because up there are three pictures of this busty blonde bimbo in a little red bikini, resulting in lots of wonderful cleavage. It’s crazy to imagine having someone like her for a wife, or Courtney Stodden for those of you who prefer barely-legal teens to nearly-40 trophy wives. Arm candy in the purest form, really. Big-titted, tight-outfitted, long-legged arm candy. You’d think the guys who marry these women would be too distracted to do anything else, but somehow they manage, and that’s oddly respectable. It would be like having a Cinnabon store next door to your house and still managing to stay thin.