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Fleshlight Freaks – Sex Toys for Halloween

29 Aug

Hopefully by now you’ve heard of the Fleshlight. A great milestone in male masturbation technology, the Fleshlight makes the mere hand damn-near obsolete. They’re famous not only for inventing a relatively discrete sex toy, but also for a line of toys in which they model their Fleshlights after the mouth, pussy, and ass of various porn stars such as Lupe Fuentes and Lisa Ann. More recently, they created a blue version modeled after (but in no way technically related to) the Na’vi from Avatar. And now they’ve released an awesome new line of toys for the Halloween season called Fleshlight Freaks. Not only does this line include unique molds of Fleshlight toys, but also a dildo, depending on one’s preferences. […]

Kelly Brook Gets into Sexy Costumes Early

28 Aug

It’s October now, so it’s time for something Halloween related and, more importantly, something sexy and Halloween related. There’s precious few pictures of celebrities dressing up, whether it’s cosplay or Halloween costumes. Kelly Brook remedies this, as she seems to remedy just about everything, by dressing up as Indiana Jones for this photo shoot. Now those of us with awkward fantasies about Indiana Jones can picture the lovely and busty Kelly Brook instead of the decidedly less busty Harrison Ford. The tight pants, unbuttoned top, and hat make her look quite sexy, and the whip only serves to help. She did two other great photos, one as Maria from The Sound of Music, for those of you who have even more awkward fantasies related to that film. And the last is her as Audrey Hepburn’s Holly from Breakfast as Tiffany‘s, really serving to play up the seductive power that Kelly Brook wields.

Holly Madison Insures her Tits for $1 Million

27 Aug

Holly Madison, formerly one of Hugh Hefner’s many Playboy bunnies, continues to pop up in celeb news. Nowadays, she has her own Las Vegas show called Peepshow, which is pretty much what you’d imagine: burlesque/cabaret action with the highlight no doubt being when Holly Madison bares her big, fake tits in all their awesome glory. In fact, she’s decided that her breasts are so glorious that she put out a $1 million insurance policy on the magnificent mammaries. I’m not exactly sure what sort of mishaps she’s expecting, but she’s one in a long line of celebrities who’ve put out insurance policies on some body part or another. It’s a small investment to protect one’s most famous feature, plus the news of its announcement makes bloggers like me give her free publicity. Yes, Holly Madison, I am totally your pawn. Well, so long as you keep showing off your million dollar tits.

Rihanna Goes Topless in Ireland for Video Shoot

26 Aug

Rihanna’s Sex Tape rumors haven’t amounted to an actual video for us to enjoy yet, but while filming her latest music video, the sexy songstress decided to take off her top and prance around the fields of Ireland. Why? Hell if I know. Leprechaun magic, possibly. Sadly, these aren’t the clearest of images; they’re more like the photographs of Bigfoot only, y’know, sexier and with more tits. Nonetheless, these are actual pictures of the lovely Rihanna totally topless, making me wish that I had some of those fictional CSI tools to enhance, enhance, enhance the hell out of the images so we can really enjoy her perky breasts. Because these aren’t the highest quality pictures, I’ve also included a fantastic picture of Rihanna bending over in panties, stockings, and garters, really showing off her big ass and sexy legs. You try finding a picture of Bigfoot like that.

Kim Kardashian’s Big Ass in her Honeymoon Bikini

25 Aug

Because wherever there’s a Kardashian, there’s a camera, we have some great pictures of Kim Kardashian on her honeymoon after wedding Kris Humphries and his gigantic head. The hippy, Armenian sexbomb donned a very hot bikini which not only showed off her big, round ass (as all of her clothing does) but also her underappreciated and very awesome breasts. Kim Kardashian may be annoying as hell, but I can’t understand how anybody can deny her beauty. Raven-haired and curvy, the alluring attention-whore has what it takes to leave any guy awe-struck. And as loathe as I would be to see Kris Humphries naked, I still think it’s about time for Kim to release another sex tape. It’s been five years already and the original was pretty lame; how about some HD-quality Kardashian ass to fill my big screen TV? Maybe even film it in 3D because, really, if there’s an ass that demands to be seen in all 3 dimensions, it’s Kim’s.

Pippa Middleton Flashes her Panties

24 Aug

Pippa Middleton is famous for stealing the show at Kate and Harry’s royal wedding by wearing a very sexy and tight dress which made her ass look no less than fucking fantastic. The paparazzi has been hounding her since then, eager to get another shot of her delicious bum in (or out!) of some sexy little dress. Sadly, Pippa Middleton hasn’t jumped into the spotlight as many had hoped, but that hasn’t stopped everyone from taking photos of her! In fact, these photos taken at a runway show feature her wearing a very short dress and doing a (fortunately) poor job of sitting in it. So poor that we get a great upskirt shot of her flashing her panties in a very un-royal fashion. She tried her best to hide them, but one can only keep their hands in their lap for so long! Thank God for the blue-bloods’ lack of endurance.

Joan Crawford Nude Home Movies Discovered

23 Aug

Joan Crawford was a mega-star back in the 1930s, the type of woman that’d be blogged about daily if the Internet existed back then. She was also the subject of the book and film Mommie Dearest, which showed a darker, abusive side to the famous flapper. Christina Crawford, Joan’s daughter and the author of Mommie Dearest, recently discovered old home movies of Joan Crawford. Nude movies. She was as shocked to find nude movies of the Hollywood star as anyone else would be, since she figured Joan would have had them destroyed. Soon enough, Joan Crawford will be subject to the same sort of Internet fame as celebrities and “celebrities” who’ve had sex tapes leaked; Christina, who still doesn’t forgive her mother, plans to air the nude home movies as part of her latest Broadway show. One can only hope this will become a trend and we’ll soon be swimming in vintage nude films of Audrey Hepburn or Ingrid Bergman.

Mila Kunis’ Phone Hacked, Seductive and Explicit Photos Discovered

22 Aug

First Scarlett Johansson gets her phone hacked, resulting in the happiness of millions as pictures of her tits and ass go viral across the Internet. Now we find out that Mila Kunis has had her own cell phone hacked. Sadly, we don’t get a tidal wave of naked Mila Kunis photos, but apparently the phone contained pictures of a “seductive Justin Timberlake.” One has him shirtless, much to the glee of JT fans, and another has him playfully posing with a pair of panties worn over his head. Mila in a bathtub (her sexy nude body sadly obscured) is featured in another and there’s even apparently a photo of somebody’s penis. Justin claims it isn’t his, and I have to assume it’s not Mila’s, so one has to wonder! Hopefully these photos will find their way onto the net soon so readers can make lots of fun assumptions.

Scarlett Johansson Nude Photos Leaked

21 Aug

I just posted about Christina Hendricks‘ big, beautiful tits, but what about the lovely Scarlett Johansson? Unlike Christina, Scarlett may have actually gotten nude on camera in these pics which are allegedly of her sexy, naked body. The first has her on her side, taking a pic with her cellphone. We get a shot of one of her bare breasts, looking just as perky and amazing as you’d imagine. And as much as I like tits, I have to say the alleged Scarlett Johansson ass shot is even sexier. Not only does she apparently have an awesome, round ass which doesn’t get shown off nearly enough, the image also lets you see just how petite she is. The sexy curve of her bare back, her tiny waist, all of that makes her big breasts and little bubble butt look more amazing. Also, have a pic of Scarlett’s ass in a tight dress because, damn, how did I never notice that booty?!

Christina Hendricks’ Titanic Titmeat

20 Aug

I think today’s as good a day as any to talk about Christina Hendricks and her ridiculously huge tits. The redhead has starred in Mad Men and played a recurring character on Firefly, but I think many people know her only from the pics posted on the Internet. At every event she attends, she wears some low-cut dress with her massive titties shoved damn near up to her neck. How they haven’t fallen out of her dress yet is a mystery. After all, we’re talking mountains of pale, veiny cleavage here. A tsunami of titflesh. A landslide of lady lumps. High hills of hooters! Seriously, I could go on like this. I won’t stop, either, until she finally unleashes those massive mammaries for all of us horny bastards to truly enjoy. Tits like that weren’t meant to be kept confined to a dress; just look at these pics, they’re trying their hardest to escape. Freedom!

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