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Jennifer Lopez Upskirt Pics!

14 Jun

Even if you’re not a huge fan of Jennifer Lopez, you have to admit, the woman’s got one hell of a body. And I just love it when she gives us great upskirt shots like this one! I love that she’s completely unaware, just enjoying a day out with her hubby while reading whatever that is (or is it just a massive close-up of herself that she’s staring at?) And Marc Anthony just sits beside her, holding her hand and looking at her with that “Isn’t my wife’s pussy phenomenal?” look. Yes, Marc, yes it is.

Pussy and Titty Links This Week!

13 Jun

We scoured the Internet to find the best pussy and titty pics for you and as always, the stars deliver! So whether you’re still drooling over Elizabeth Berkley’s pussy, or like to see the old mom tits of Kate Gosselin, you can find them all right here!

Ashley Greene, the sexiest vampiress of them all if you ask me, didn’t give us any nip slips or upskirts this week, but she did give us one hell of weird bra shot. [Fleshbot]

We all saw Elizabeth Berkley in Showgirls, right? But we missed this total full-on pussy shot of her as she kicks some serious ass. That’s because these shots were edited out on the DVD edition of the movie but they were released onto our best friend for pussy shots, the Internet, awhile back. [Nudography]

Another sexy vampiress from the Twilight Saga, Elizabeth Reaser did give us an actual nipple shot. And boy, do we love her even more for it! [The Nip Slip]

We can always count on Lady GaGa to give us a look at her goods. And even though her nipple is a bit fuzzy in this picture, it’s still there for all of us to see! This comes from her Alejandro video and you need to slow the video right down and pause it to get this pic. Well actually, you don’t need to. Because one of the nipple gods has already done it for all of us! [Taxi Driver Movie]

I hate Kate Gosselin. And I even hate her tits. I mean, eight kids have sucked all over those things. But for those who can see the good in overly-swollen, overly-chewed on tits, you might like this pic where they’re falling out of her dress. [The Superficial]

Sex in the Victorian Era

10 Jun

If you think back to the Victorian era, and immediately think of a time when sophistication and elegance was the norm, and people acted quite proper and respectful at all times, you’d be right! And sadly, when the Victorian people went back to their homes, and their wives or husbands at the end of the day, that sophistication and respect continued, even in the bedroom. This made for undoubtedly, very boring and very unfulfilled sex lives. During the Victorian era, sex was thought by most, and definitely by the church, to be something that was only for the purpose of procreation, and things such as masturbation and homosexuality were seen as either sinful or a sign of illness.

Women in the Victorian era especially were thought to only have sex for the purpose of having children. In fact, women were not to have sex until marriage, and when that time came, a potential husband would determine if he wanted to marry her or not by her level of chastity. Even once married though, sex was not supposed to be an enjoyable act and something that was only reserved with the purpose of procreation. Should a married woman want sex for pleasure, it would lower her virtue.

Masturbation was also something that was seen as disgraceful during the Victorian era. Society believed that masturbation was the cause of heart disease, cancer, and hysteria. It was not only thought that masturbating could cause disease, but that it could help a disease that was already present progress and become worse. Even more, the people of the Victorian age also thought that any children born by a person that had masturbated would also suffer from insanity. Masturbation was thought to be so bad that metal devices were worn to cover a person’s genitals to prevent people from masturbating. And, one scientist even went so far as to invent a device that would be worn by sleeping boys and send electric shocks to his penis should it become erect during sleep.

Homosexuality was also thought to be a sin, although it wasn’t thought that it was the result of any disease or sickness. It was also thought that it was only men who succumbed to sexual acts with people of the same sex because, as Queen Victoria put it, “Ladies would never engage in such despicable acts!” After 1860, it was thought that not only was homosexuality a sin, but whoever took part in homosexual acts was also a pervert and a social deviant.

Prostitution really shows just how sexist the views of the Victorian era were. Most young women didn’t choose prostitution as a way of life, but instead were forced into it in order to make money for their families. Still, the people of the Victorian era considered prostitution to be one of the most despicable acts a woman could engage in, even though many times she had no choice in the matter. This time was when the word “whore” became a common way to describe a prostitute although “Magdalene” was also often used. However, even though entering into prostitution would cast a girl out of the good graces of society, it was not considered sinful or deviant for a man to engage in sexual acts with a woman. This is because it was not considered wrong for a man to engage in sexual acts before marriage, or with the intent of anything else besides procreation.

There’s no doubt that times have definitely changed during the Victorian era. Thank god that we did away with those horrible electrical devices for penises and that today, with the exception of prostitution,  we are free to enjoy good sex, in whatever form we choose, and whenever we choose!

Upskirts that Fill Us With Glee

7 Jun

I have to admit, I don’t watch Glee. I just don’t have a lot of interest in watching grown adults pretend they’re teenagers so they can run around singing show tunes while the choir leader and the gym teacher duke it out. God, I already know way too much about that show. But, this was apparently a good week to watch it as not one, but two new upskirts came out. And while I may not enjoy the show, it doesn’t mean I want to stop trying to see the pussies of said adults pretending to be teenagers.

These upskirts come from Lea Michele, who seems to be dressed up like a French maid while bending over. Something else I can totally get on board with, by the way. And the second panty shot comes from Heather Morris. I’m not sure who she is on the show exactly. But here she is a girl who had her dress in an unfortunate place when a picture was snapped of her. You can just see her panties underneath but they’re there. Hopefully we’ll get more Glee members who want to show us their goods. It’s definitely better than listening to them sing.

Hot? or Not?

5 Jun

There are some women that you just start drooling every time you hear their name. Jennifer Aniston, Bar Refaeli, and Heidi Klum are just some of the names that do it for me, each and every time. No matter what they are or aren’t wearing. But there are some ladies that it seems no one can agree on, and you either deeply love them or hate them. Here are some of the top five ladies in Hollywood that often have people asking, “Hot? Or Not?”

Megan Fox either gets a huge Misters Up when seen in magazines, or a turn of disdain as some continue to call her washed out and dried up (and, from the way she talks, that applies to much more than just her acting career.) I personally, give Megan a big “Not!” although she does almost pull it off in these bikini pics. [Celebrity Bikini Gossip]

Mel B also seems to attract some men who obviously have some domination issues. And even though her face always looks the true part of Scary Spice, she still continues to try to prove to us that she’s all woman by shoving her cleavage or her tits in our faces. Again, I’m going with a NO. [Drunken Stepfather]

Lesbian kisses are hot, right? But what about when you know the girl isn’t a lesbian, she’s still only 17, she’s dressed like a bird, and it’s not even a real kiss? Do we even need to vote on this one? Miley Cyrus has once again proved how ridiculous she is by doing all of that though. Check out the video here.

Kristen Stewart is another one that has just as many haters as she does admirers. But, whatever your thoughts on Kristen, and the whole vampire craze that she’s central to, there’s no doubt that this upskirt photos of hers is totally hot! [Taxi Driver Movie]

Another one from the vampire crowd, I put this pic of Anna Paquin up just because it’s too hot to not share. There should be no argument on the topic of Anna, not from these pics anyways. Follow the link to see even more of sexy Anna in cute little bra and panties (with her hot body filling it out just right.) Suh-weeeeet! [Egotastic]

Only Miranda Kerr Can Do Weird and Still Look Fantastic

4 Jun

It just wouldn’t be a good week without a new little something from Miranda Kerr. And this week, she’s graced us with not only taking her top off, but also dressing up like a schoolgirl, and making a video for us all as we fantasize about getting spanked by her. The still shots are kinda weird. Well okay, the whole thing is a lot fucking weird. But Miranda does take her top off for us, and Miranda Kerr’s tits on a weird day are better than most tits on a good day. Check out Miranda in all her hotness in this video.

Kelly Brook is British, Hot, and Topless!

3 Jun

If you don’t know Kelly Brook, give your head a shake. Or at least you will after seeing these pictures. Turns out, I didn’t know who she was either but after giving her the good ol’ Google (I love it when you can make search engines sound dirty), it turns out she’s one of those hot British women who is an actress but who is mostly known for her modeling. And like so many British models, she’s not scared to take her top off and show us just how hot she actually is. God love her. I know I do. These pics of Kelly come from the July 2010 edition of Loaded magazine. Just in case you’re in need of some new pinup material and want to get the print version.

Miley Cyrus is All Grown Up!

31 May

Even though she may be the sweet age of 17, Miley Cyrus is mere months away from being the legal-in-all-states-age of 18. But she wants to have sex with you. And, if you’re willing to wait long enough, you probably will. This girl has been an adult for a long time now or, at least she’s been acting like it. And the way I see it is, if her parents can see the stuff she’s doing and the pics that get “leaked”, and still say they’re proud of her, and egg her on to do nasty photo shoots, then we can too.

This little Miley quest of mine started when I came across the cameltoe pic. Then I started remembering some fun and dirty sweet pics of earlier Miley Cyrus scandals. And, she is still just a teenager. This girl has many more scandals and sex tapes to come in her future. Here are just some of the one’s she’s had so far.

Perhaps Miley’s first time with the cameltoe? [Elle Girl]

Miley’s latest, and undeniably worst, cameltoe. [Egotastic]

Miley shows off her collection of bras, as well as the current boys that she’s sleeping with. [Pop Crunch]

Miley gets right down to her panties and has the pics “stolen” from her computer by a hacker. Funny how these same type of pictures got out several more times since then. [E Ontario Now]

We couldn’t mention Miley Cyrus photo scandals without at least brushing the topic of the Annie Leibovitz photos for Vanity Fair. [TIME]

Jennifer Aniston’s Bikini Pics are HOT!

24 May

I absolutely love Jennifer Aniston. And when I say I love her, I mean I have a massively-sized girl crush on her and would totally entertain the thought of doing a threesome with her, should she be interested. And these bikini pics totally prove why. While some wrote Jenny-poo off long ago as a too-old actress that was barely hanging onto her career and her marriage to Brad Pitt, I have always thought that she’s talented, way too good for scum like him (and me), and that she’s sexy whether she’s on set, in an architecture magazine, or sitting in a dark room with a bag over her head. And so, for these HOT, hot pink bikini pictures that come from the set of her new movie, all I can say is, Jennifer, thank you.

The Five Hottest Victoria’s Secrets of All Time

23 May

So we all know that Victoria’s Secret models are hot, right? Okay, maybe “hot” is a bad term to describe these beautiful women who strip down to their skivvies just to show us just what pussy and tits are supposed to look like (or to sell said skivvies, whatever your vantage point is.) But, just who are the hottest Victoria’s Secrets models? And just where can you find them sans skivvies and completely in the buff? Well, check out our list, then check out the links!

Bar Refaeli is one of my very most favorite models – secrets or not. But when you paint the legendary words of my favorite author, Stephen King, on her, she manages to somehow get even hotter. [Pop Crunch]

Claudia Schiffer is not only one of the sexiest models of all time, she’s also one of the classiest. And, because she’s also one of the classiest, there aren’t a whole ton of naked pics of her. But, here are some that are pretty sexy and that will make you want to rip that bed sheet right off her. [Funny Reign]

I know Molly Sims better for her time on Las Vegas than I do from Victoria’s Secret but, whatever. Here’s a whole gallery that includes nip slips, topless pics, and even video of this bodacious blonde. [Nude Celebs Magazine]

Alessandra Ambrosio is a Victoria’s Secret model that you just can’t pass by when you’re talking about their hottest. This gallery has tons of sexy Alessandra shots. [Celebs Hookers]

Heidi Klum is so confident about her body that it’s reported that she has nude pics of herself in her  house. But Seal isn’t the only one who gets to salivate over her delicious tatas. [Celebs Hookers]

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