Dirty Mag

Well it’s Mother’s Day and we thought that we’d take some time out for our very most favorite MILFS! And while we appreciate all these moms do every day with their kids, we’re most thankful for the fact that they’re completely willing to let us worship them and their bodies. Here are my personal Top Five favorite MILFS!

Angelina Jolie has become more famous for having children than starring in great movies, but that doesn’t mean that we can’t still dig up some past nude pics of her and her delicious titties. These ones come to us from before she was a birth mother, which I personally most appreciate. [CelebMovie]

Pamela Anderson, crazy as she may be, is reported to be a very good mom. But that doesn’t mean that she’s not still crazy and walks around in getups like this. It may be crazy, but at least we get to see her tits. And am I crazy, but are the panties on that space suit also a bit see through? [Z Celebs]

And how did I ever forget about this epic scene from Almost Famous where Kate Hudson opens her top and dances around all sexy-like with those cute panties on? Kate Hudson recently did some work done on her beautiful boobs, but I’ll take them this way just fine too. [Nitro Celebs]

Jennifer Garner rarely gives us any shots of her pussy or tits, but here you can catch Jenn in a windy white dress, with her tit sticking out of the bottom of it. And what a beautiful tit it is! [Slut Celeb]

And last but certainly not least, Halle Berry’s been going through a rough time after her breakup from Gabriel Aubry. So we’ll give her a special shout out but mostly, we’re thankful for the fact that it seems that all you have to do to get Halle to take her clothes off, is ask nicely. [Ultra Celebs]

Give me a politician, and I’ll give you their latest sex scandal. But, could this one about Barack Obama and Vera Baker be true? The rumor that Obama actually had an extramarital affair is nothing new. It came out while he was on the Presidential campaign trail but seemed to fizzle out because there weren’t any sexy texts, photos, or sex tapes that came out. But the National Enquirer, who originally broke the story, isn’t letting up. They’re desperate for dirt on Obama’s affair and it may only be a matter of time before we find out that these allegations are indeed true.

The affair was said to take place during 2004. Obama was hot on the campaign trail for a place on the Senate and he of course, had all kinds of help from campaign aids. One of those was Vera Baker. And really, the only evidence we have that these two did more than knock on doors and make posters, is a limousine driver that claims the two had a very sexy and steamy night in a hotel room while they were in the throes of the campaign. But, is this story true? Well, let’s look at the facts.

Barack Obama, in my opinion, is one of the most honest and most passionate for the people Presidents the United States has ever had. He seems like a genuine family man, and I doubt that he would ever hurt his wife, Michelle Obama. But, the Enquirer was the first to break the story about Tiger Woods. And admittedly, I thought he was a perfectly honest family man before news of his numerous affairs broke too. The Enquirer was also the first to break the news about John Edwards, and his extramarital affair with Rielle Hunter.

So, could they be right about Obama too? I guess only time will tell. But let’s all remember that Barack doesn’t have all those Secret Service and CIA agents for nothing. And if anyone knows how to keep a secret, it’s those in the White House.

I had just posted those nip slips pics of Helena Mattsson last week and apparently, she wanted to give us a little more. At the time I had to actually look up who she was, but this is definitely a girl that we’re all going to get to know a lot more about. Not only is she one of Hollywood’s newest up and comers, she’s also one of the newest and hottest women that will definitely have many a man up and coming.

I’m hoping there’s much more of Helena to come but Maxim has topless pics of the hottie. Although she’s keeping her tits covered, it’s still Helena, she’s still topless, and she’s still super hot. And the other pics aren’t bad either. Thanks Maxim, and thank you, Helena!

Our favorite Hollywood ladies have been seemingly extra-careful about getting out of cars and going for bike rides lately, as there have been no good upskirts or vag shots for awhile. But the titties in Hollywood cannot be tamed and week after week, we get a good handful of them! Here are the prettiest boobies in town this week.

Kate Hudson’s tits have been the talk of the town and the consensus seems to be that yes, she did in fact have a boob job. And yes, they are smaller but still seem as firm and plump as you would want them to be. [Drunken Stepfather]

Jessica Simpson appeared on the Ellen DeGeneres Show recently and her tits could not be tamed! It was like a car accident, I wanted to look away but just couldn’t. I kept picturing my head between them, doing the harmonica. [Egotastic]

Ah, we can always count on Paris, can’t we? This week, Paris was caught out in a see-through top, sans bra, with that “Oh, what are you doing here? Me and my nips were just headed out for a walk,” look. [Fleshbot]

Sophie Howard and Sophie Reade. Topless. Together. Laughing and giggling on a bed together. Need we say more? Watch the video here! [Boobie Blog]

It’s been awhile since we’ve seen Britney and her tits out and about. Unfortunately, Brit seems to have cleaned up her act so there’s not so much as a nip slip in this picture. But, you can see her bra, and with Britney even a little will do. [The Superficial]

This week women in Hollywood bared their breasts for all sorts of reasons. Some stripped completely for PETA ads (which is the REAL reason we all love PETA, isn’t it?) Some dropped their tops to give their boyfriends a special treat, and others were just caught with their nipples out by some wonderful paparazzi that we are currently trying to track down so we can give them a big thanks. Here are the beautiful women, along with their beautiful tits, of the week!

Adrienne Curry takes to Twitter again. I think the “We’re all going to die” sign is about those protesters who think women with big tits are causing all the earthquakes. But, it’s Adrienne Curry, so I think it’s more just a famewhore doing what she does best. [Drunken Stepfather]

I just love Beyonce. And now that I’ve seen her tit, I love her even more! [Egotastic]

I had to look up who Helena Mattsson was when I saw this pic of her nip slip. Now that I’ve seen it, I’ll never forget her name again. [Fleshbot]

What do I love more than Kate Moss naked? Kate Moss with hard little pokies sticking out! Kate took this pic for her boyfriend…and apparently, for the rest of us too! [Nudography]

Olivia Munn wants us to boycott the circus, and she knows just how to do it – by losing her clothes. Now aren’t we all in a zombie-like trance, listening for Olivia’s next command? [The Superficial]

Finally! Heather Graham does a movie where she is highly involved with some serious lesbian action. Her lady friend is Jaime Winestone, who personally, I don’t think too much about. But both of their tits make me want to put my head in em and do some harmonica action! (Although I may ask Jaime to remove the weird aluminum foil that’s surrounding her nips first.)

The movie is called Boogie Woogie and it just came out on April 16th. I know I’m definitely going to see this one. I just need to see how Heather boogies with a chick! I’m betting it’s too hot for words. But who needs to talk when you got girl on girl action involving Heather Graham?

The hot weather is coming and whether these ladies are taking it all off to go completely nude, or just coming nearly there with an itty bitty bikini, they are taking it off! This week we have hotties like Catherine Zeta Jones, and AnnaLynne McCord (who’s pussy is just shy of peeking out, by the way), and even whole celebrity naked photo shoot from Allure.

Catherine Zeta Jones is always so hot…especially when she’s completely naked! [Drunken Stepfather]

Ashley Dupre is back in the news as she gives us plenty to ogle over in Playboy. And you know a former escort is going to how some deliciousness to show us! [Nudography]

AnnaLynne McCord is like all other girls that have played a part on 90210: crazy hot and desperate for attention. Well, maybe all the other girls is a stretch but whenever there’s a camera on Anna, she totally plays it up and strikes all kinds of “I’m such a hot bitch” poses. Whatever. She is a hot bitch. And yes, if you look really, really close, there’s a tiny almost-peek of Anna’s vag. [Egotastic]

We just don’t see enough of Kate Hudson anymore do we? She’s certainly given us enough to look at in these new bikini pics though! [The Superficial]

Saving the best for last, we have a whack of hot celebrity pussy that decided to strip down for Allure magazine. One of my faves in the bunch is Kara DioGuardi but it’s unfortunate that she teased us by covering up her best parts. There’s something about Kara though. It’s like she really wants to get nude, but there’s just something stopping her. Do it, Kara. Just do it. [She's So Crazy]

Kim Kardashian is just begging to take her clothes off! And I have to say, while I’m not a fan of Kim Kardashian as a person, these shots in Bazaar are crazy hot. She’s lying on her side, completely naked with that whole, “Oh, I’m just sitting here with my pussy and titties hanging out thinking about the meaning of life” kind of look. It’s definitely no “come hither” and I still bet my bottom dollar that Kimmie had a boob job but, she looks great regardless! If I had any complaints about it, it would be that we didn’t get more than just the one pose. It’s great and all but seriously, you can’t leave us hangin like that.

Just the pics of Kim completely naked are from Bazaar. I just happened to come across the other one, and now am left wondering, “What is that picture from?” I’m definitely going to need to track down the set from that photo shoot because, that’s super hot too!

Before she even tried to be a Bunny, Kate Gosselin has been rejected by Playboy. Kate didn’t actually try to land a part as a smiling blonde bombshell on Hugh Hefner’s lap, but Hef made his opinion on the mother of eight quite clear. Not only might Kate not have the kind of curves that Hugh is looking for, but Hugh doesn’t even know exactly why she’s famous. From National Ledger,

“Kate Gosselin, the mother of eight made famous by a TLC reality show and her kids, gets a thumbs down from boss Hugh Hefner. According to “The Frisky,” (via CNN) Hef said: “No! No!” when asked about Kate.

The report notes that the boss also added insult to injury by suggesting he doesn’t even know why she’s on “Dancing with the Stars.” He explained, “I don’t think she’s a celebrity.”

Ah, I’ve always loved Hugh and now he gives me another reason why: he hates Kate Gosselin as much as I do. And can you imagine how fugly those pussy and tit shots would be? Ew! After eight kids have sucked on them and God only knows what has come out of her. No, that one’s not going to turn anyone on at all.

Since the only semi-naked pics we could get of Kate involved her grotesquely distorted stomach while she was pregnant with six children. The best we could do was some bikini pics which some very loosely call MILF pics. I don’t know. I can’t get the image of six kids flyin out of that thing. And that sort of ruins it for me.

You know that when you name your kid Rumer, there’s gonna be problems. But, Demi Moore and Bruce Willis obviously didn’t think that one through and their daughter, Rumer Willis has been the subject of much controversy and scandal ever since. I don’t think it helped that she’s rather unsuccessfully tried to break her way into show biz, and so gave the tabloids yet another reason to tear her apart. But, it’s this same picking apart that brings us wonderful panty upshots such as this one that Rumer was unfortunately (for her) caught in. Seriously, why are people giving this girl a hard time, when she so easily can get anyone hard? I admit, I’ve seen some fugly shots of the girl myself, but with her pussy almost peeking out, she’s okay by me.

This upskirt got me a bit more interested in Rumer and after doing some digging, I found out that this indeed was not Rumer’s first slip-up on camera. She was also caught naked, well almost naked, for the film House Bunny, which was a comedic film that Rumer did in 2008 and the picture is taken from a scene in that movie. Hopefully, Rumer keeps exposing these much better sides of herself and we, as well as the tabloids, can just get our love on for Rumer.