Dirty Mag

The trash bag known as Ke$ha has now had another photo of herself leaked online. This time, she’s lying in a bed with that rat’s nest hair of hers and seems to have pulled up her shirt just so that she could cover her tits with her hands. Umm…what is the point of that exactly? I guess just to show us all that jizz that she’s got all over her stomach.

The pic was leaked after Ke$ha pissed off DJ Stolen by not giving him a shout-out and so, he leaked the pic. And apparently, there’s plenty more where that came from! It’s reported that Stolen has even more pics of the singer and that he’s threatening to release them. He hasn’t as of yet, so we tracked down some other trashy pics of this star to hold us all over until the other pics are leaked.

From Kendra Wilkinson to Kim Kardashian to Amy Winehouse, and even a tiny little glimpse from Jennifer Garner, this week all the tits in Hollywood are coming out! 

Jennifer Garner is super hot but, she very rarely shows us anything that’s really noteworthy. So, when she bent over on the Fourth of July to give us all a peek down her top at her cleavage and her bra, we all thanked America! [Egotastic]

Amy Winehouse stepped out this week – and so did her nip! [The Nip Slip]

Hayley Williams from Paramore uploaded a picture to Titter (yes, there are so many tits up there, I’m changing the name) this morning and supposedly, it’s all an accident. The picture was only up on the site for three minutes before she took it down. Luckily, the entire world still gets a peek. [Celeb Nip Slip Blog]

Honestly, there’s nothing that I find remotely sexy about Kendra Wilkinson. Her tits aren’t all that bad, but when she covers them up, she becomes even more useless to me. Even if the shirt is see-through. [Drunken Stepfather]

Kim Kardashian has hot, big boobs. And she knows it! [Egotastic]

Panties! Really, really hot little panties! I’ve had a little girl crush on Elizabeth Banks ever since I saw her in Zack and Miri Make a Porno so I was super excited when I saw that she had some new upskirt photos, and I wasn’t disappointed! This shot was taken of Elizabeth while she was on set. 

But still not quite feeling as though I had gotten my fill of Banks, I needed to do some more searching to find more. Turns out, Elizabeth has a ton of great nudie shots, upskirt shots and pokie shots. So here is a pic of Elizabeth in a sexy little white tank with her nips aiming right at ya’ and one of Elizabeth finger fucking herself in the bathtub in the movie 40 Year Old Virgin. Happy Saturday!

There have been so many great upskirts over the past couple of days that I just couldn’t decide which one to post. So I figured, why deprive anybody of any one of these shots? Here they are, Miranda Kerr, Paris Hilton, and Kelly Brook, showing us the best of what they’ve got!

First, there’s the Miranda Kerr pantyhose upskirt. Nice! The only thing better than seeing Miranda Kerr’s fine form, is when we get to see it and she doesn’t even mean to show it to us!

Then there’s this Paris Hilton upskirt which I have to say, is super hot. I mean, Paris’ bare ass?! There’s never anything wrong with that, no matter how many times we’ve seen it! Kind of a weird pic though. It’s hard to say what’s in between her legs. Either her leg is at an odd angle, or she’s straddling something else (perhaps someone else’s leg) while going commando. Either way, I’m with the guy behind her who raises his glass is salute.

Kelly Brook in her hot little dress with her hot little matching panties. Everything to make your Tuesday perfect!

Is it just me, or has Katy Perry been especially generous in her giving us what we want. Whether it’s a nip slip or a full-on upskirt, Katy manages to get herself into the news week after week this summer, showing us exactly what she’s made of. And this week, she shows it all while taking a nude photo of herself in the mirror. Or maybe it’s just a porn shoot. I don’t know. Either way, it’s cool shit and something that Katy should do every week.

But Katy’s not all we have this week. We also have beautiful Kelly Brook, in a bathing suit with a camel toe, Miley Cyrus showing us what a tramp she is yet again, and even Britney gave us some nice pokies to admire.

Kelly Brook is a hot British actress and model. The Net is flooded with pics this week of her on vacation in Barbados and this pic of her in a blue bathing suit is showing not just camel-toe, I think that’s pure vag. [Boobie Blog]

I’m not sure whether Katy Pery posted this pic of herself on Twitter, whether it was “leaked”, or whether Katy has decided to become a porn star and is taking self portraits. Any way you look at it, it’s Katy Perry naked. And that’s hot! [Drunken Stepfather]

Miley Cyrus heads out to the gym in a lace bra and torn tank top. It’s totally appropriate. [Egotastic]

And it feels like it’s been awhile since we’ve seen Britney Spears out and about with her boobs stickin out. I have to say, I think Brit looks particularly hot in this slide show of the gal going to get her usual fix of java, with her pokies leading the way. [Pop Sugar]

It seems as though every time we see Elle MacPherson, we see just a little more of her to love. I am loving this pic up the sleeve and to the nip, but doesn’t Elle’s nipple look particularly weird? Like it was a button that was tacked on there. [Fleshbot]

The hot weather just keeps getting hotter and as women all over the world celebrate by stripping down to bare min., we can all sit back and be thankful for these glory days of summer. Here are some of our favorite women in Hollywood in some of our most favorite bikinis, or even in the shower.

We can all see why Tiger was banging Rachel Uchitel as she struts her massive tits around in a bikini top that is just a few sizes too small, no? [Boobie Blog]

Kim Kardashian may not be good for much, but she can always rock it out in a bikini. [Celebrity Bikini Gossip]

Ashley Green is by far the hottest of all vampiresses, ever. And in fact, I think one of the hottest women in the world. While she’s not being generous enough to give us any real tittie action, she does don a tank that you can tell just make her boobs want to pop out. [Drunken Stepfather]

I think the most fantastic thing about these Katy Perry pics are that I’m fairly certain I’ve seen her in that bikini before. [Celebrity Bikini Gossip]

The most recent Adrienne Curry pictures – which are of her naked in the shower – scream for attention. So we’ll give it to her. [Egotastic]

In one of the weirdest photo shoots that I have ever seen, Megan Fox makes out, fucks, and dismembers a mannequin that is her identical twin. Her fake identical twin. The photo shoot was done for Interview magazine and when you see it in its entirety, it seems as though Megan rapes the dummy in a hallway, and then takes it apart and makes out with it. Like I said, this is some weird shit. I guess this is all Megan’s career amounts to now – doing weird stuff with weird things so maybe she can keep her names in the headlines. With Jennifer’s Body bombing at the box office, being kicked out of Transformers 3 (no matter how much she says it was her decision), and terrible reviews coming in for Jonah Hex, it seems that all Megan is now good for is getting naked. Or having a weird body double get naked. Ah well, works for us!

Angel McCord is only famous because her sister, AnnaLynne McCord is her sister. And AnnaLynne is only famous because she was on that re-trumped up show about spoiled teenagers in Beverly Hills. But damn, these two should be famous just for their tits! Not only is parading their hot bodies in front of us at every chance they get one of the girls’ favorite pastimes, but now they’ve taken it into the water!

Over this past weekend, Angel and AnnaLynne McCord went for a little swim in some Miami waters and decided, while they were in there, that they both really liked the other one’s bikini top. What to do? Switch obviously! They did, right there in the water, and came back out with one looking like the other. But the best part of this story? The bikinis didn’t fit exactly right and while Angel was trying to adjust hers, her nip slipped out. Ah….serendipity.

This week we have all the good stuff. With classic vag and pokie shots from those who can always be counted on, Paris Hilton and Katy Perry, to a new appreciation for those who are sometimes overlooked, such as Sheryl Crow, there really is a little bit of everything coming loose. And as usual, none of them disappointed.

Katy Perry gives us an upshot that takes the meaning of one to whole new level. While it’s clear that she’s wearing panties, it’s also clear that she’s got an unfortunate wedgie, and one of the very worst kind. [Boobie Blog]

Who knows why Sheryl Crow doesn’t get our attention more often. With bikini shots like this, she proves that she’s still very much MILF material. [Celebrity Bikini Gossip]

These pics of Megan Fox show her doing what she does best – shutting up and standing in underwear. Oh, and it’s Armani, but who the hells cares. It’s Megan Fox’s tits. [Egotastic]

Paris Hilton has forgotten her bra at home again and we get to reap the rewards with some fabulous Paris pokies. [The Nip Slip]

Pamela Anderson dons her classic red Baywatch bikini and well, seeing the differences between then and now is reason enough to check out these pics. [Celebrity Bikini Gossip]

We all know that Perez Hilton is pretty much an idiot. Why the dude is even famous is beyond me. He marks up every picture he puts on his blog, and he generally has nothing worthwhile to say. Never mind the fact that looks as stupid as he sounds. But now, Perez is getting in some deep shit for some pictures he’s posted, and it’s not because he drew stupid cartoon balloons coming off of them. And Perez didn’t even post this picture on his blog, it was on his Twitter account.

The picture that’s in question is one of a Miley Cyrus upskirt and she’s not wearing any panties. What’s the big deal? Well, Miley Cyrus is only 17. So she’s a minor and putting up pictures like that of Miley Cyrus is just not cool. Miley has since called Perez an “idiot” on Ryan Seacrest’s radio show and it’s since been reported that neither Miley nor her parents are going to be pressing charges. But, is what Perez did really so bad?

Please understand that I’m not saying that child pornography is a good thing. I’m all for porn but when kids are involved, I’m pretty sickened by it. But, can this be considered as child pornography? Miley will turn the legal age of 18 in November. And while I realize that we all must be sticklers to the law when it comes to this kind of thing and the “few months away from” excuse just ain’t gonna fly, let’s look at the way Miley acts for a moment, shall we?

She runs around with boyfriend after boyfriend, she posts pictures of herself online in just her bra and panties, and she kisses girl onstage and gyrates with her male backup dancers when she’s performing. Can anyone really be blamed for treating Miley like an adult when she’s shown us time and time again that she’s ready to start acting like one? And okay, let’s say that Miley is still just a kid and is too immature to realize that she’s acting like a complete whore. But her parents are also letting her act like a complete whore. Not just letting her, but actually encouraging it. Remember that photo of Miley on the cover of Vanity Fair with nothing but a sheet draped over her? She was 16 at the time that picture was taken and her parents were cheering her on from the sidelines. And they are definitely old enough to realize that their daughter is a slut.

It’s really hard to say who’s at fault here. Perez is an idiot and no, he probably shouldn’t have posted Miley’s vag to his Twitter site. But can we really blame him for treating Miley the way she and her parents have wanted us to all along?