Dirty Mag

There are some women that you just start drooling every time you hear their name. Jennifer Aniston, Bar Refaeli, and Heidi Klum are just some of the names that do it for me, each and every time. No matter what they are or aren’t wearing. But there are some ladies that it seems no one can agree on, and you either deeply love them or hate them. Here are some of the top five ladies in Hollywood that often have people asking, “Hot? Or Not?”

Megan Fox either gets a huge Misters Up when seen in magazines, or a turn of disdain as some continue to call her washed out and dried up (and, from the way she talks, that applies to much more than just her acting career.) I personally, give Megan a big “Not!” although she does almost pull it off in these bikini pics. [Celebrity Bikini Gossip]

Mel B also seems to attract some men who obviously have some domination issues. And even though her face always looks the true part of Scary Spice, she still continues to try to prove to us that she’s all woman by shoving her cleavage or her tits in our faces. Again, I’m going with a NO. [Drunken Stepfather]

Lesbian kisses are hot, right? But what about when you know the girl isn’t a lesbian, she’s still only 17, she’s dressed like a bird, and it’s not even a real kiss? Do we even need to vote on this one? Miley Cyrus has once again proved how ridiculous she is by doing all of that though. Check out the video here.

Kristen Stewart is another one that has just as many haters as she does admirers. But, whatever your thoughts on Kristen, and the whole vampire craze that she’s central to, there’s no doubt that this upskirt photos of hers is totally hot! [Taxi Driver Movie]

Another one from the vampire crowd, I put this pic of Anna Paquin up just because it’s too hot to not share. There should be no argument on the topic of Anna, not from these pics anyways. Follow the link to see even more of sexy Anna in cute little bra and panties (with her hot body filling it out just right.) Suh-weeeeet! [Egotastic]

It just wouldn’t be a good week without a new little something from Miranda Kerr. And this week, she’s graced us with not only taking her top off, but also dressing up like a schoolgirl, and making a video for us all as we fantasize about getting spanked by her. The still shots are kinda weird. Well okay, the whole thing is a lot fucking weird. But Miranda does take her top off for us, and Miranda Kerr’s tits on a weird day are better than most tits on a good day. Check out Miranda in all her hotness in this video.

If you don’t know Kelly Brook, give your head a shake. Or at least you will after seeing these pictures. Turns out, I didn’t know who she was either but after giving her the good ol’ Google (I love it when you can make search engines sound dirty), it turns out she’s one of those hot British women who is an actress but who is mostly known for her modeling. And like so many British models, she’s not scared to take her top off and show us just how hot she actually is. God love her. I know I do. These pics of Kelly come from the July 2010 edition of Loaded magazine. Just in case you’re in need of some new pinup material and want to get the print version.

Even though she may be the sweet age of 17, Miley Cyrus is mere months away from being the legal-in-all-states-age of 18. But she wants to have sex with you. And, if you’re willing to wait long enough, you probably will. This girl has been an adult for a long time now or, at least she’s been acting like it. And the way I see it is, if her parents can see the stuff she’s doing and the pics that get “leaked”, and still say they’re proud of her, and egg her on to do nasty photo shoots, then we can too.

This little Miley quest of mine started when I came across the cameltoe pic. Then I started remembering some fun and dirty sweet pics of earlier Miley Cyrus scandals. And, she is still just a teenager. This girl has many more scandals and sex tapes to come in her future. Here are just some of the one’s she’s had so far.

Perhaps Miley’s first time with the cameltoe? [Elle Girl]

Miley’s latest, and undeniably worst, cameltoe. [Egotastic]

Miley shows off her collection of bras, as well as the current boys that she’s sleeping with. [Pop Crunch]

Miley gets right down to her panties and has the pics “stolen” from her computer by a hacker. Funny how these same type of pictures got out several more times since then. [E Ontario Now]

We couldn’t mention Miley Cyrus photo scandals without at least brushing the topic of the Annie Leibovitz photos for Vanity Fair. [TIME]

I absolutely love Jennifer Aniston. And when I say I love her, I mean I have a massively-sized girl crush on her and would totally entertain the thought of doing a threesome with her, should she be interested. And these bikini pics totally prove why. While some wrote Jenny-poo off long ago as a too-old actress that was barely hanging onto her career and her marriage to Brad Pitt, I have always thought that she’s talented, way too good for scum like him (and me), and that she’s sexy whether she’s on set, in an architecture magazine, or sitting in a dark room with a bag over her head. And so, for these HOT, hot pink bikini pictures that come from the set of her new movie, all I can say is, Jennifer, thank you.

So we all know that Victoria’s Secret models are hot, right? Okay, maybe “hot” is a bad term to describe these beautiful women who strip down to their skivvies just to show us just what pussy and tits are supposed to look like (or to sell said skivvies, whatever your vantage point is.) But, just who are the hottest Victoria’s Secrets models? And just where can you find them sans skivvies and completely in the buff? Well, check out our list, then check out the links!

Bar Refaeli is one of my very most favorite models – secrets or not. But when you paint the legendary words of my favorite author, Stephen King, on her, she manages to somehow get even hotter. [Pop Crunch]

Claudia Schiffer is not only one of the sexiest models of all time, she’s also one of the classiest. And, because she’s also one of the classiest, there aren’t a whole ton of naked pics of her. But, here are some that are pretty sexy and that will make you want to rip that bed sheet right off her. [Funny Reign]

I know Molly Sims better for her time on Las Vegas than I do from Victoria’s Secret but, whatever. Here’s a whole gallery that includes nip slips, topless pics, and even video of this bodacious blonde. [Nude Celebs Magazine]

Alessandra Ambrosio is a Victoria’s Secret model that you just can’t pass by when you’re talking about their hottest. This gallery has tons of sexy Alessandra shots. [Celebs Hookers]

Heidi Klum is so confident about her body that it’s reported that she has nude pics of herself in her  house. But Seal isn’t the only one who gets to salivate over her delicious tatas. [Celebs Hookers]

Ya gotta love a girl who can make you want to do laundry. Or at least throw her over the washing machine and do her while it’s on the spin cycle. Actually, screw the spin cycle. Audrina Patridge doesn’t need anything else except those beautiful tits to make you shake. These pictures are from a photo shoot that Audrina did for Ralph magazine and they give hope to anyone who believed Audrina who said she regretted doing her nude photo so many years ago (in Hollywood years anyway.)

So here’s Audrina washing itty bitty panties while she wears nothing but itty bitty panties. Now is it just me, or should it be made law that this is how every hot chick should do laundry from now on? Audrina’s started a great thing here!

Ya know what I love most about Miranda Kerr? Besides her sweet ass and her kerr-valicious titties? The fact that she doesn’t mind showing them to us whenever she gets the chance! This time, our favorite Victoria’s Secret model takes it off for the June issue of GQ. But not only does she take off her top and show off some pretty sweet tan lines on her ass, she also does some super crazy, super hot gymnastic type poses that are enough to drive any man or woman wild! That’s gotta be my favorite Miranda Kerr picture. Ever. And any woman who can drive people wild like that with all her good parts covered has not only super sexy powers, but I’m pretty sure supernatural powers too.

It’s time for some delicious titty links again and this week we have some of your favorites! From Miranda Kerr giving us yet another delicious topless photo shoot, to virtual unknowns like Clare Grant, who just married Seth Green, and who had some delectable nude photos in her secret closet….that some genius had the good sense to dig up for us.

Clare Grant may be most famous now for marrying that cute devil, Seth Green. But before that, she tried her hand at nude modeling. While these pictures aren’t the hottest of the hot, at least now you can say that Seth isn’t the only one to see his wife naked. [Drunken Stepfather]

It was just a little while ago that we told you about Kendra Wilkinson’s sex tape. While it took a little bit for any stills or video to be released, here are some of the first shots for you. A little fuzzy and out of focus but hey, it’s still Kendra Wilkinson in the buff (with the exception of those high white hooker boots.) [Egotastic]

Miranda Kerr has done another topless photo shoot, and this time it was for i-d magazine. There’s no doubt about it, these shots are perfection. [Fleshbot]

I really have no use for Peaches Geldof, but I could think of a few things to do with these pics of her tits almost popping out of her dress on the red carpet. [Bitten & Bound]

Christina Aguilera just did a disappointing nude photo shoot for GQ Germany and now she’s done one for Latina magazine. She’s fully clothed but, with the sexy poses and the crotch rocket she’s perched on, it just makes you want to bend her over it and give it to her doggy style. Way better than that crap GQ tried to pass off!  [The Superficial]

When is GQ magazine going to smarten up and realize that when you say “nude”, we expect to see NUDE! Not nude with arms draped over tits, or nude with knees bent up to hide glorious pussies. If you’re telling us that you’ve got a celebrity to undress for you, we want to know that we’ll get to see all the same action they did! But, first the American publication of GQ disappointed us with some half-ass nude pics of Jennifer Aniston, and now, GQ Germany has done it with Christina Aguilera.

It’s in the June 2010 issue of GQ Germany that features Aguilera on the cover in the full buff. But don’t get your cocks up just yet. Even though she’s nude, she has her arms and legs in very strategic positions so that what you actually see is nada. Sure you can check out the rest of Christina’s gorgeous body, like her toned tummy and supple roundness of her butt and tits but, you won’t get anything else. And, if you were hoping that you’d see more once you flipped inside, you’d be wrong. The shots shown inside the magazine are even worse with Christina actually wearing clothes! Not so much as the bottom of a round titty to be seen!

Sure these pics are hot. I mean, they’re still of pictures of Christina Aguilera. But nude? I think not.