Dirty Mag

It seemed that it was going to be a slow week when suddenly, shit started popping up everywhere online. From Kristin Cavallari bondage shots to what’s being called a “random topless Lindsay Lohan shot”, everything truly came out of the cracks. Except for Rachel Uchitel. She had something going into both of hers!

Katy Perry is becoming well known for her mysterious nipples. Once again, she gave us a nip-riddle at the VMAs on Sunday. Is it there? Is it not? Take a closer look and you be the judge. [Egotastic]

Kristin Cavallari is famous because she has the body of Kristin Cavallari, and that’s enough for us. She really shows it off in these super slutty bondage shots. [Hollywood Sleazy]

Ever since Snooki was caught violating Lamchop with her tit hanging out, people have been obsessed with this girls tatas. I guess when they’re that big, it doesn’t matter that the rest of you is just plain fugly. [Drunken Stepfather]

I think this pic of Lindsay Lohan is my fave because it’s being called a “random Lindsay Lohan pic.” You know you’re a slut when this shit just starts randomly surfacing. And there’s nothing wrong with that. [Hollywood Sleazy]

Wrapping it all up (literally) is poor Rachel Uchitel. Not only used and dumped by Tiger Woods, but also walking around with panties shoved in her every which way. It doesn’t look like she seems to mind though. [Egotastic]

I don’t watch Jersey Shore. And generally, whenever I see someone from the show on my television, I grab the remote and change the channel as quickly as possible. But still, I’ve been unfortunate enough to see enough of them that I do know what they look like, and I even know a few of their names. The first time I saw Snooki, she was talking about her poof and how “she’s the only one that’s going to rock it.” I immediately realized the girl was trash and nothing worth paying attention to. She also seems to be the fugliest of the bunch.

Now, what I’m assuming comes from a snippet of that self-indulging show, we get a Snooki tit flash. And she might want to consider keeping those things covered. They’re obviously fake, and whoever did them obviously did a very bad job. I’m not too sure what else Snooki was doing here other than showing us her tit. It looks like she may have been molesting Lambchop.

Well, her ex-BFF has several so I guess Nicole Richie decided that she should have a sex tape too! At least one of them, anyway. I don’t actually know if there’s any truth to this rumor, and there is very little being said on it so far. All we know is that there is a rumor out there that Nicole has a sex tape, and that nude pics from the tape are now being leaked. If this is true, I do think the pics are honestly being leaked, and not “leaked” as they are by some other celebrities. I think Nicole has worked too hard to give herself the new Soccer Mom label to ruin it by leaking her own nudie pics.

Either way, I’m ready for this tape to come out NOW – or at least more pictures from it. Right now, all we’ve got is this very fuzzy and out of focus one. You can’t really tell if it’s Nicole or not. Hopefully we’ll be able to tell more clearly once more pics come out. In the meantime, we still have some pretty hot pics of Nicole. One where she’s spread those lovely legs all sexy-like on a bed, and one pic that’s actually not as hot, even though we see more of her. Can’t wait until more pics are released so we can see all of her!

Alright, let’s face it. Katy Perry doesn’t ooze talent. She’s also not talentless, and I have to say, I have found myself bopping away to Hot n Cold once or twice. But while she may find great tempos with cute lyrics, she doesn’t really have too much to her. Especially when she wears these costumes that ooze stupidity. I don’t get the whole peacock stage prop coming out of her ass, or even the leotard for that matter. But what this costume – and most of the things Katy Perry wears is good for – is that her nip barely slipped out while she was crooning away to one of her poppy songs. Yes, it’s barely there but still, it’s a Katy Perry nip slip. And talented or not, she’s always hot. So her nip slips are still worth mentioning.

It’s no secret that I love, love, love Miranda Kerr. I think she’s truly one of the hottest women to walk the planet and Kerr is never slutty, just purely sexy. Especially when she’s in 3D! Yep, the 3D trend has now hit the market that it really needed to and you can finally feel like you’re a little bit closer to having Miranda Kerr’s boobs slap you in the face. There’s really nothing to say about these shots, except that they are outrageous, and that we definitely need more 3D nudie shots. And if you don’t have your own pair of 3D glasses, then don’t worry. You can still see her boobies in the pics in their still quite fine 2D form.

I had almost lost all hope towards getting any good nip slips or upskirt peeks over the last few weeks. There just didn’t seem to be anything good out there anymore. But this week has renewed my faith as we got a look at Jessica Alba’s ass, Britney did some more wandering about in a bikini, and Natalie Portman shares an on-screen lesbian kiss. That last one makes this week the best week ever. Hands down.

Whenever Jessica Alba stands on stairs in a short skirt, we’re thankful. [Celeb Nip Slip]

Britney still on vacation, still in a bikini. But this time, she’s kind of looking curvy and frumpy, no? [Hollywood Sleazy]

The hottest of the hot. Natalie Portman and Mila Kunis share a very sexy on-screen kiss. And this is just a preview, but are we going to get to see what comes next too? [Hollywood Sleazy]

Ever wanted to see what J.Lo looks like when she’s just woken up (or is on some pretty serious crack) and her tit is almost popping out of her shirt? [Drunken Stepfather]

Vanessa Hudgens performs with camel-toe. Now that just looks painful! [City Rag]

I love AnnaLynne McCord. Or should I say, I love AnnaLynne McCord’s hot, pretty little body. The attention whore inside of it sort of makes me ill, and I’m not into little girl shows like the new 90210. But I am into the hot girls that star in it. Especially AnnaLynne, who likes to make a habit of showing us what she’s got. That’s exactly what she did just a few days ago, when she grabbed her iPhone and headed out. Who knows (or cares) about where she was going, but she did break out into a Lip Dance along the way. Dance, Anna, dance!

We’ve seen quite a bit of Britney Spears lately and each time, it seems that she’s looking better and better. First there was the shot of her ass which, while not so classy, was still nice to look at. And now we have Brit in an itsy bitsy yellow bikini. I have to say, I think she looks FINE! Yes, she’s clearly a little older and those two babies put some more on her than when she was in a schoolgirl outfit singing about wanting us to hit her one more time. But she also looks much better with her blonde extensions than she did with her pink wig too. And I’ve always had a soft spot for Brit. When she’s not obsessed with being so damned trashy, she’s pretty damn hot!

Eva Mendes recently did a photo shoot for Tatler magazine and while Eva is not one to shy away from showing us the beautiful goods that some god gave her, in this spread, she only gives men across the world a serious case of blue balls. In the shoot, Eva is just as hot as ever, but there is one thing missing – or should I say two. There’s no tits! There’s some serious cleavage that just about completely shows her tits, but still no tits so to speak of. I realize that’s the effect and although I will always find Eva Mendes hot, this is just mean.

Maybe this links edition should have been called “Hot? Or Not?” Big stars like Hilary Swank and Rihanna were seen out but truthfully, we kind of wish that they would have just stayed home.

Rihanna couldn’t decide whether or not she wanted to show us her tits so, she went halfway with it. And the boner effect is about the same. [The Nip Slip]

Milla Jovovich is totally hot, right? Then why are these topless shots of her so “not”? Oh that’s right, because there’s just one of them – and you can’t even see a hint of cleavage! [Hollywood Sleazy]

I can never decide whether I think Hilary Swank is hot or not. These bikini pics aren’t bad, but definitely don’t have me convinced. [Drunken Stepfather]

Seriously, what the hell is Jenny McCarthy thinking? [Egotastic]

Eeeww! Ending with the worst of the worst, now we’re forced to look at Snookie’s ass. I guess being forced to look at her ugly, useless face wasn’t enough. [The Nip Slip]