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Miley Soon To Turn 18 – And Her Boobs Are Celebrating!

kate — Fri, 12 Nov 2010 20:37:50 +0000

It is 11 days until Miley Cyrus turns 18 and already she’s showing us a little of what we can expect. Miley attended the MTV European Music Awards this weekend and she wore some type of cheap French Maid outfit. It’s hard to tell exactly because Miley made sure to pose in such a way that the only part of her we saw was her boobs that were more than poking out the side. But Miley wasn’t happy just flashing her tits down the red carpet. Later on during her performance, Miley also gave us some great camel-toe action.

I’m just keeping my own butt safe here by posting pics of Miley that give you the idea without actually showing anything. After all, there’s still another 11 days until the girl is no longer a minor and until then, I’d rather stay out of any Perez Hilton-type situations. To check out all of Miley’s parts, you can find them at Egotastic, who are braver souls than I.

Miley Cyrus Gets Ready for Full-On Trampiness

kate — Fri, 05 Nov 2010 01:32:24 +0000

Yes it’s true boys, in just a matter of weeks you’re going to be able to jack off to Miley Cyrus’ teen-boppy videos and not be ashamed of it anymore – Miley’s about to turn 18!! And she’s headed straight for the whorehouse! Miley has been happy to give it all away in the past and as her age of legality comes up, it’s obvious that she can’t wait to do that legally. Some stills from her latest video, Who Owns My Heart give us just a taste of what we can expect from Miley in the years to come although I think we’ll see a lot of Miley titties and Miley upskirts in the very, very near future. I don’t think I was this excited for my own 18th birthday!

A Reason to Actually Go Hog Wild for Lindsay Lohan

kate — Thu, 21 Oct 2010 18:07:47 +0000

I don’t generally think too much of Lindsay Lohan. She used to be a pretty girl, and a pretty good actress too but she’s beat her body up so badly at this point that I think for the most part, it’s hard to look at her and not just be a little grossed out. But sometimes – sometimes – LiLo does a photo shoot that knocks it out of the park. And this one, that shows a bare-ass naked Lindsay Lohan straddling a motorcycle, is definitely one of them.

The photos come as the first releases of Harvey Edward’s soon-to-be-released book, “Celebrities and Their Motorcycles.” These pictures almost have me believing in a world where Lindsay Lohan can be hot again. Almost. I’m still not quite there yet. But one of these pictures might just become one of my new screen-savers.

Megan and Cristiano Strip on the Strip

kate — Thu, 07 Oct 2010 10:52:20 +0000

Drive down along Sunset Strip in West Hollywood, and you’ll see the city’s newest attraction – a barely clad Megan Fox and Cristiano Ronaldo showing off their hotness once again in their second ad campaign for Emporio Armani. Some of the more narrow-minded and less able to admit our horniness are actually claiming that Megan, Cristiano and/or Armani (I’m so hazy on the details because I can only see those two hot bodies in my vision) could be responsible for any accidents caused where their bulletin board is clearly displayed. Some people (I’m lookin at you, Harvey Levin) have actually claimed that it could be “attractive nuisance” or whatever.

I say it’s not a nuisance at all and Megan and Cristiano should be able to drop their clothes and show us their respective and barely clad puss and penis whenever they want. And that they should actually be encouraged to keep doing so. In the meantime, you may want to take a stroll down the Strip, rather than a drive. Just for your own safety and all.

Megan Fox & Cristiano Ronaldo Make You Always Want Room Service

kate — Thu, 07 Oct 2010 03:51:55 +0000

They’ve had two campaign ads now for hot designer, Emporio Armani, and in both Megan Fox and Cristiano Ronaldo make us feel all kinds of things as they stand before us in nothing but scanty underwear covering their hot bodies. Guys want to do her and be him, girls want to be her and do him. No matter how you look at it, it’s a win-win for everyone.

This first one came out last month and was a television campaign pushing the nice panties on both Meg and Cristiano. They both look awesome, but no matter what they were wearing, they’d both look awesome. Megan is every waiter’s wet dream as she opens the door coyly wearing nothing but her underwear. But Cristiano has come prepared and is soon showing off the package that every horny woman who’s ever stayed in a hotel room has dreamed of. The pictures are hot, seeing it all happen in actual motion in the commercial is even hotter!

And, don’t miss their second, and newest, Emporio Armani here!

Here It Is, Fellas – A Peek at Megan Fox’s Snatch!

kate — Thu, 30 Sep 2010 13:35:02 +0000

People are calling this the “first Megan Fox upskirt ever” but, no one also seems to be too sure of themselves on that one. Whatever. Does it matter if this is the first or the fiftieth? It’s Megan Fox’s pussy and ass, for cryin out loud! Meg was obviously headed out for some hoity-toity black-tie affair with her husband, Brian Austin Green, when she made that age-old mistake of not making sure her vag was covered when getting out of the limo. Later on in the ceremony (or wherever the hell they are), Brian was quite sure to keep that shit covered. I knew he was never good for much.

Super Hot Pics of Keri Russell in Esquire

kate — Wed, 29 Sep 2010 15:07:04 +0000

Keri Russell really does seem to be doing a lot, which is probably a surprise after many pegged her as being a one-hit wonder actress after her time on Felicity. But, she’s all grown up now and she’s not afraid to show us what she’s made of! Esquire finally got their hands on her and had her do a super sexy photo shoot. Keri still isn’t willing to go all the way yet – she has clothes on in all of these pics. But, there’s enough to see that Keri Russell is fucking hot! And that teenage body that once had boys around the world whackin off, is all grown up, but still just as fine! God, this woman is sexy!

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Dirty Links!

kate — Sun, 26 Sep 2010 13:35:53 +0000

I’m torn about the upskirts we have this week. One is of a very drunk Janice Dickinson (then again, when isn’t she drunk?) and it kind of hurts my eyes to even look at her face, never mind that ol’ stretched out vag. Thank god she had the good sense to put panties on. And then there’s Julie Bowen’s upskirt. Julie Bowen gets a bad rap out there but I don’t really understand why. I think she’s still totally MILF-worthy and she’s now brought her own upskirt to television! Another point for her in my books. And of course, there are even more awesome links below!

Girl-on-girl kisses are always super hot and now, Primetime got one! On this week’s How I Met Your Mother, Rachel Bilson guest starred as Ted’s potential future wife. All of that turned to a moot point though, when Rachel puckered up for another woman on the show. And we all sat with our mouths open and drool falling out. [Egotastic]

Here it is, the only upskirt worth talking about this week. It’s of course, the Julie Bowen panty upskirt. This too comes from television – Jimmy Kimmel Live, to be exact. God, that guy’s got the best stuff, doesn’t he? [Fleshbot]

When the world feels as though it hasn’t had enough titty peeks, it turns to Kate Moss. Here she is once again wearing a see-through top and showing off those lovely boobies. [The Nip Slip]

I think Lady Gaga needs to start putting on three-piece suits, or a nice conservative dress to shock us all. It seems that she can no longer out-top herself and as such, her pics just end up looking pathetic and attention-starved. Especially this one with her grey hair extensions. While that one’s not so crazy, follow the link and you’ll see a naked Gaga fighting her way through plastic. Not cool, not hot, just stupid. [Hollywood Sleazy]

We saved the worst for last so that you weren’t too blinded to look at the other pics after seeing Janice Dickinson in her panties. Ya know, if you’re going to go out wearing a dress that is sure to let something slip at some point in the night, you might want to think about wearing panties that don’t shriek “Granny!” [Hollywood Sleazy]

Chelsea Handler Sex Scene – This Time, Definitely Not a Joke

kate — Fri, 24 Sep 2010 00:23:02 +0000

When Chelsea Hanlder’s sex tape came out earlier this year, she tried to blow it off as being a ‘joke.’ I don’t know if that means we should all make fun of her body, or if she just thinks having sex is funny in general, and I don’t really care. Now though, Chelsea has come out with another tape where she’s having sex with some dude and this time, it’s for a movie. All we have right now are shots of Chelsea’s tits while some guy buries his face in them. The movie is called The Plotters and it hasn’t gotten very good reviews so far. But I don’t know. Chelsea’s tits look good and really, what more do you need in a movie?

Chelsea Handler Sex Tape

Karissa Shannon Sex Tape Has Finally Sold, Will Be Released Soon!

kate — Tue, 21 Sep 2010 13:20:13 +0000

Here is a sex tape story that has me once again believing in the good world of porn. Karissa Shannon, the super hot ex-girlfriend of Hugh Hefner who’s known for doing nasty things with her twin sister, has made a sex tape with her now-boyfriend, Sam Jones, of Smallville. What gives me hope is that Karissa is not saying that this tape was “leaked” or that she in no way ever wanted the public to see it. She was simply waiting for the price to be right, and now it is.

Vivid Entertainment has finally come upon a price that both Karissa and Sam have agreed on, which is said to be in the six-figure category. No word yet on just when it’s coming, but Vivid is claiming that this “is going to be one of our all-time bestsellers.” And with Karissa Shannon, I don’t doubt it. No tape yet, so no pics either. But we do have some of those super slutty pics with Karissa and her just-as-super-hot twin sister, Kristina Shannon.

Heidi Montag Sex Tape?

Dirty Links!

kate — Thu, 16 Sep 2010 12:27:40 +0000

It seemed that it was going to be a slow week when suddenly, shit started popping up everywhere online. From Kristin Cavallari bondage shots to what’s being called a “random topless Lindsay Lohan shot”, everything truly came out of the cracks. Except for Rachel Uchitel. She had something going into both of hers!

Katy Perry is becoming well known for her mysterious nipples. Once again, she gave us a nip-riddle at the VMAs on Sunday. Is it there? Is it not? Take a closer look and you be the judge. [Egotastic]

Kristin Cavallari is famous because she has the body of Kristin Cavallari, and that’s enough for us. She really shows it off in these super slutty bondage shots. [Hollywood Sleazy]

Ever since Snooki was caught violating Lamchop with her tit hanging out, people have been obsessed with this girls tatas. I guess when they’re that big, it doesn’t matter that the rest of you is just plain fugly. [Drunken Stepfather]

I think this pic of Lindsay Lohan is my fave because it’s being called a “random Lindsay Lohan pic.” You know you’re a slut when this shit just starts randomly surfacing. And there’s nothing wrong with that. [Hollywood Sleazy]

Wrapping it all up (literally) is poor Rachel Uchitel. Not only used and dumped by Tiger Woods, but also walking around with panties shoved in her every which way. It doesn’t look like she seems to mind though. [Egotastic]

Snooki Shows Us More Than We Ever Wanted to See

kate — Sun, 12 Sep 2010 16:52:39 +0000

I don’t watch Jersey Shore. And generally, whenever I see someone from the show on my television, I grab the remote and change the channel as quickly as possible. But still, I’ve been unfortunate enough to see enough of them that I do know what they look like, and I even know a few of their names. The first time I saw Snooki, she was talking about her poof and how “she’s the only one that’s going to rock it.” I immediately realized the girl was trash and nothing worth paying attention to. She also seems to be the fugliest of the bunch.

Now, what I’m assuming comes from a snippet of that self-indulging show, we get a Snooki tit flash. And she might want to consider keeping those things covered. They’re obviously fake, and whoever did them obviously did a very bad job. I’m not too sure what else Snooki was doing here other than showing us her tit. It looks like she may have been molesting Lambchop.

Does Nicole Richie Have a Sex Tape?

kate — Thu, 09 Sep 2010 18:27:55 +0000

Well, her ex-BFF has several so I guess Nicole Richie decided that she should have a sex tape too! At least one of them, anyway. I don’t actually know if there’s any truth to this rumor, and there is very little being said on it so far. All we know is that there is a rumor out there that Nicole has a sex tape, and that nude pics from the tape are now being leaked. If this is true, I do think the pics are honestly being leaked, and not “leaked” as they are by some other celebrities. I think Nicole has worked too hard to give herself the new Soccer Mom label to ruin it by leaking her own nudie pics.

Either way, I’m ready for this tape to come out NOW – or at least more pictures from it. Right now, all we’ve got is this very fuzzy and out of focus one. You can’t really tell if it’s Nicole or not. Hopefully we’ll be able to tell more clearly once more pics come out. In the meantime, we still have some pretty hot pics of Nicole. One where she’s spread those lovely legs all sexy-like on a bed, and one pic that’s actually not as hot, even though we see more of her. Can’t wait until more pics are released so we can see all of her!

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Katy Perry Barely There Nip Slip

kate — Fri, 03 Sep 2010 00:33:29 +0000

Alright, let’s face it. Katy Perry doesn’t ooze talent. She’s also not talentless, and I have to say, I have found myself bopping away to Hot n Cold once or twice. But while she may find great tempos with cute lyrics, she doesn’t really have too much to her. Especially when she wears these costumes that ooze stupidity. I don’t get the whole peacock stage prop coming out of her ass, or even the leotard for that matter. But what this costume – and most of the things Katy Perry wears is good for – is that her nip barely slipped out while she was crooning away to one of her poppy songs. Yes, it’s barely there but still, it’s a Katy Perry nip slip. And talented or not, she’s always hot. So her nip slips are still worth mentioning.

Miranda Kerr Boobs in 3D!

kate — Tue, 31 Aug 2010 01:52:04 +0000

It’s no secret that I love, love, love Miranda Kerr. I think she’s truly one of the hottest women to walk the planet and Kerr is never slutty, just purely sexy. Especially when she’s in 3D! Yep, the 3D trend has now hit the market that it really needed to and you can finally feel like you’re a little bit closer to having Miranda Kerr’s boobs slap you in the face. There’s really nothing to say about these shots, except that they are outrageous, and that we definitely need more 3D nudie shots. And if you don’t have your own pair of 3D glasses, then don’t worry. You can still see her boobies in the pics in their still quite fine 2D form.

Dirty Links

kate — Sun, 29 Aug 2010 18:39:08 +0000

I had almost lost all hope towards getting any good nip slips or upskirt peeks over the last few weeks. There just didn’t seem to be anything good out there anymore. But this week has renewed my faith as we got a look at Jessica Alba’s ass, Britney did some more wandering about in a bikini, and Natalie Portman shares an on-screen lesbian kiss. That last one makes this week the best week ever. Hands down.

Whenever Jessica Alba stands on stairs in a short skirt, we’re thankful. [Celeb Nip Slip]

Britney still on vacation, still in a bikini. But this time, she’s kind of looking curvy and frumpy, no? [Hollywood Sleazy]

The hottest of the hot. Natalie Portman and Mila Kunis share a very sexy on-screen kiss. And this is just a preview, but are we going to get to see what comes next too? [Hollywood Sleazy]

Ever wanted to see what J.Lo looks like when she’s just woken up (or is on some pretty serious crack) and her tit is almost popping out of her shirt? [Drunken Stepfather]

Vanessa Hudgens performs with camel-toe. Now that just looks painful! [City Rag]

AnnaLynne McCord is a Dancing Lip Slip Queen

kate — Fri, 27 Aug 2010 15:37:58 +0000

I love AnnaLynne McCord. Or should I say, I love AnnaLynne McCord’s hot, pretty little body. The attention whore inside of it sort of makes me ill, and I’m not into little girl shows like the new 90210. But I am into the hot girls that star in it. Especially AnnaLynne, who likes to make a habit of showing us what she’s got. That’s exactly what she did just a few days ago, when she grabbed her iPhone and headed out. Who knows (or cares) about where she was going, but she did break out into a Lip Dance along the way. Dance, Anna, dance!

Is Britney Back? Her Bikini Pics Say So

kate — Thu, 26 Aug 2010 18:14:45 +0000

We’ve seen quite a bit of Britney Spears lately and each time, it seems that she’s looking better and better. First there was the shot of her ass which, while not so classy, was still nice to look at. And now we have Brit in an itsy bitsy yellow bikini. I have to say, I think she looks FINE! Yes, she’s clearly a little older and those two babies put some more on her than when she was in a schoolgirl outfit singing about wanting us to hit her one more time. But she also looks much better with her blonde extensions than she did with her pink wig too. And I’ve always had a soft spot for Brit. When she’s not obsessed with being so damned trashy, she’s pretty damn hot!