Dirty Mag

It is 11 days until Miley Cyrus turns 18 and already she’s showing us a little of what we can expect. Miley attended the MTV European Music Awards this weekend and she wore some type of cheap French Maid outfit. It’s hard to tell exactly because Miley made sure to pose in such a way that the only part of her we saw was her boobs that were more than poking out the side. But Miley wasn’t happy just flashing her tits down the red carpet. Later on during her performance, Miley also gave us some great camel-toe action.

I’m just keeping my own butt safe here by posting pics of Miley that give you the idea without actually showing anything. After all, there’s still another 11 days until the girl is no longer a minor and until then, I’d rather stay out of any Perez Hilton-type situations. To check out all of Miley’s parts, you can find them at Egotastic, who are braver souls than I.

Yes it’s true boys, in just a matter of weeks you’re going to be able to jack off to Miley Cyrus’ teen-boppy videos and not be ashamed of it anymore – Miley’s about to turn 18!! And she’s headed straight for the whorehouse! Miley has been happy to give it all away in the past and as her age of legality comes up, it’s obvious that she can’t wait to do that legally. Some stills from her latest video, Who Owns My Heart give us just a taste of what we can expect from Miley in the years to come although I think we’ll see a lot of Miley titties and Miley upskirts in the very, very near future. I don’t think I was this excited for my own 18th birthday!

I don’t generally think too much of Lindsay Lohan. She used to be a pretty girl, and a pretty good actress too but she’s beat her body up so badly at this point that I think for the most part, it’s hard to look at her and not just be a little grossed out. But sometimes – sometimes – LiLo does a photo shoot that knocks it out of the park. And this one, that shows a bare-ass naked Lindsay Lohan straddling a motorcycle, is definitely one of them.

The photos come as the first releases of Harvey Edward’s soon-to-be-released book, “Celebrities and Their Motorcycles.” These pictures almost have me believing in a world where Lindsay Lohan can be hot again. Almost. I’m still not quite there yet. But one of these pictures might just become one of my new screen-savers.

Drive down along Sunset Strip in West Hollywood, and you’ll see the city’s newest attraction – a barely clad Megan Fox and Cristiano Ronaldo showing off their hotness once again in their second ad campaign for Emporio Armani. Some of the more narrow-minded and less able to admit our horniness are actually claiming that Megan, Cristiano and/or Armani (I’m so hazy on the details because I can only see those two hot bodies in my vision) could be responsible for any accidents caused where their bulletin board is clearly displayed. Some people (I’m lookin at you, Harvey Levin) have actually claimed that it could be “attractive nuisance” or whatever.

I say it’s not a nuisance at all and Megan and Cristiano should be able to drop their clothes and show us their respective and barely clad puss and penis whenever they want. And that they should actually be encouraged to keep doing so. In the meantime, you may want to take a stroll down the Strip, rather than a drive. Just for your own safety and all.

They’ve had two campaign ads now for hot designer, Emporio Armani, and in both Megan Fox and Cristiano Ronaldo make us feel all kinds of things as they stand before us in nothing but scanty underwear covering their hot bodies. Guys want to do her and be him, girls want to be her and do him. No matter how you look at it, it’s a win-win for everyone.

This first one came out last month and was a television campaign pushing the nice panties on both Meg and Cristiano. They both look awesome, but no matter what they were wearing, they’d both look awesome. Megan is every waiter’s wet dream as she opens the door coyly wearing nothing but her underwear. But Cristiano has come prepared and is soon showing off the package that every horny woman who’s ever stayed in a hotel room has dreamed of. The pictures are hot, seeing it all happen in actual motion in the commercial is even hotter!

And, don’t miss their second, and newest, Emporio Armani here!

People are calling this the “first Megan Fox upskirt ever” but, no one also seems to be too sure of themselves on that one. Whatever. Does it matter if this is the first or the fiftieth? It’s Megan Fox’s pussy and ass, for cryin out loud! Meg was obviously headed out for some hoity-toity black-tie affair with her husband, Brian Austin Green, when she made that age-old mistake of not making sure her vag was covered when getting out of the limo. Later on in the ceremony (or wherever the hell they are), Brian was quite sure to keep that shit covered. I knew he was never good for much.

Keri Russell really does seem to be doing a lot, which is probably a surprise after many pegged her as being a one-hit wonder actress after her time on Felicity. But, she’s all grown up now and she’s not afraid to show us what she’s made of! Esquire finally got their hands on her and had her do a super sexy photo shoot. Keri still isn’t willing to go all the way yet – she has clothes on in all of these pics. But, there’s enough to see that Keri Russell is fucking hot! And that teenage body that once had boys around the world whackin off, is all grown up, but still just as fine! God, this woman is sexy!

I’m torn about the upskirts we have this week. One is of a very drunk Janice Dickinson (then again, when isn’t she drunk?) and it kind of hurts my eyes to even look at her face, never mind that ol’ stretched out vag. Thank god she had the good sense to put panties on. And then there’s Julie Bowen’s upskirt. Julie Bowen gets a bad rap out there but I don’t really understand why. I think she’s still totally MILF-worthy and she’s now brought her own upskirt to television! Another point for her in my books. And of course, there are even more awesome links below!

Girl-on-girl kisses are always super hot and now, Primetime got one! On this week’s How I Met Your Mother, Rachel Bilson guest starred as Ted’s potential future wife. All of that turned to a moot point though, when Rachel puckered up for another woman on the show. And we all sat with our mouths open and drool falling out. [Egotastic]

Here it is, the only upskirt worth talking about this week. It’s of course, the Julie Bowen panty upskirt. This too comes from television – Jimmy Kimmel Live, to be exact. God, that guy’s got the best stuff, doesn’t he? [Fleshbot]

When the world feels as though it hasn’t had enough titty peeks, it turns to Kate Moss. Here she is once again wearing a see-through top and showing off those lovely boobies. [The Nip Slip]

I think Lady Gaga needs to start putting on three-piece suits, or a nice conservative dress to shock us all. It seems that she can no longer out-top herself and as such, her pics just end up looking pathetic and attention-starved. Especially this one with her grey hair extensions. While that one’s not so crazy, follow the link and you’ll see a naked Gaga fighting her way through plastic. Not cool, not hot, just stupid. [Hollywood Sleazy]

We saved the worst for last so that you weren’t too blinded to look at the other pics after seeing Janice Dickinson in her panties. Ya know, if you’re going to go out wearing a dress that is sure to let something slip at some point in the night, you might want to think about wearing panties that don’t shriek “Granny!” [Hollywood Sleazy]

When Chelsea Hanlder’s sex tape came out earlier this year, she tried to blow it off as being a ‘joke.’ I don’t know if that means we should all make fun of her body, or if she just thinks having sex is funny in general, and I don’t really care. Now though, Chelsea has come out with another tape where she’s having sex with some dude and this time, it’s for a movie. All we have right now are shots of Chelsea’s tits while some guy buries his face in them. The movie is called The Plotters and it hasn’t gotten very good reviews so far. But I don’t know. Chelsea’s tits look good and really, what more do you need in a movie?

Here is a sex tape story that has me once again believing in the good world of porn. Karissa Shannon, the super hot ex-girlfriend of Hugh Hefner who’s known for doing nasty things with her twin sister, has made a sex tape with her now-boyfriend, Sam Jones, of Smallville. What gives me hope is that Karissa is not saying that this tape was “leaked” or that she in no way ever wanted the public to see it. She was simply waiting for the price to be right, and now it is.

Vivid Entertainment has finally come upon a price that both Karissa and Sam have agreed on, which is said to be in the six-figure category. No word yet on just when it’s coming, but Vivid is claiming that this “is going to be one of our all-time bestsellers.” And with Karissa Shannon, I don’t doubt it. No tape yet, so no pics either. But we do have some of those super slutty pics with Karissa and her just-as-super-hot twin sister, Kristina Shannon.