Dirty Mag

Alright, let’s face it. Katy Perry doesn’t ooze talent. She’s also not talentless, and I have to say, I have found myself bopping away to Hot n Cold once or twice. But while she may find great tempos with cute lyrics, she doesn’t really have too much to her. Especially when she wears these costumes that ooze stupidity. I don’t get the whole peacock stage prop coming out of her ass, or even the leotard for that matter. But what this costume – and most of the things Katy Perry wears is good for – is that her nip barely slipped out while she was crooning away to one of her poppy songs. Yes, it’s barely there but still, it’s a Katy Perry nip slip. And talented or not, she’s always hot. So her nip slips are still worth mentioning.

It’s no secret that I love, love, love Miranda Kerr. I think she’s truly one of the hottest women to walk the planet and Kerr is never slutty, just purely sexy. Especially when she’s in 3D! Yep, the 3D trend has now hit the market that it really needed to and you can finally feel like you’re a little bit closer to having Miranda Kerr’s boobs slap you in the face. There’s really nothing to say about these shots, except that they are outrageous, and that we definitely need more 3D nudie shots. And if you don’t have your own pair of 3D glasses, then don’t worry. You can still see her boobies in the pics in their still quite fine 2D form.

I had almost lost all hope towards getting any good nip slips or upskirt peeks over the last few weeks. There just didn’t seem to be anything good out there anymore. But this week has renewed my faith as we got a look at Jessica Alba’s ass, Britney did some more wandering about in a bikini, and Natalie Portman shares an on-screen lesbian kiss. That last one makes this week the best week ever. Hands down.

Whenever Jessica Alba stands on stairs in a short skirt, we’re thankful. [Celeb Nip Slip]

Britney still on vacation, still in a bikini. But this time, she’s kind of looking curvy and frumpy, no? [Hollywood Sleazy]

The hottest of the hot. Natalie Portman and Mila Kunis share a very sexy on-screen kiss. And this is just a preview, but are we going to get to see what comes next too? [Hollywood Sleazy]

Ever wanted to see what J.Lo looks like when she’s just woken up (or is on some pretty serious crack) and her tit is almost popping out of her shirt? [Drunken Stepfather]

Vanessa Hudgens performs with camel-toe. Now that just looks painful! [City Rag]

I love AnnaLynne McCord. Or should I say, I love AnnaLynne McCord’s hot, pretty little body. The attention whore inside of it sort of makes me ill, and I’m not into little girl shows like the new 90210. But I am into the hot girls that star in it. Especially AnnaLynne, who likes to make a habit of showing us what she’s got. That’s exactly what she did just a few days ago, when she grabbed her iPhone and headed out. Who knows (or cares) about where she was going, but she did break out into a Lip Dance along the way. Dance, Anna, dance!

We’ve seen quite a bit of Britney Spears lately and each time, it seems that she’s looking better and better. First there was the shot of her ass which, while not so classy, was still nice to look at. And now we have Brit in an itsy bitsy yellow bikini. I have to say, I think she looks FINE! Yes, she’s clearly a little older and those two babies put some more on her than when she was in a schoolgirl outfit singing about wanting us to hit her one more time. But she also looks much better with her blonde extensions than she did with her pink wig too. And I’ve always had a soft spot for Brit. When she’s not obsessed with being so damned trashy, she’s pretty damn hot!

Eva Mendes recently did a photo shoot for Tatler magazine and while Eva is not one to shy away from showing us the beautiful goods that some god gave her, in this spread, she only gives men across the world a serious case of blue balls. In the shoot, Eva is just as hot as ever, but there is one thing missing – or should I say two. There’s no tits! There’s some serious cleavage that just about completely shows her tits, but still no tits so to speak of. I realize that’s the effect and although I will always find Eva Mendes hot, this is just mean.

Maybe this links edition should have been called “Hot? Or Not?” Big stars like Hilary Swank and Rihanna were seen out but truthfully, we kind of wish that they would have just stayed home.

Rihanna couldn’t decide whether or not she wanted to show us her tits so, she went halfway with it. And the boner effect is about the same. [The Nip Slip]

Milla Jovovich is totally hot, right? Then why are these topless shots of her so “not”? Oh that’s right, because there’s just one of them – and you can’t even see a hint of cleavage! [Hollywood Sleazy]

I can never decide whether I think Hilary Swank is hot or not. These bikini pics aren’t bad, but definitely don’t have me convinced. [Drunken Stepfather]

Seriously, what the hell is Jenny McCarthy thinking? [Egotastic]

Eeeww! Ending with the worst of the worst, now we’re forced to look at Snookie’s ass. I guess being forced to look at her ugly, useless face wasn’t enough. [The Nip Slip]

Jennifer Aniston recently did a photo shoot from Harper’s Bazaar where she’s running down the beach in what looks like might be a wedding dress. The reviews from the pics have not been good, but I think that Jen could drape herself in sewage and look good (although you may not want to touch her or smell her.) And, all those nay-sayers obviously didn’t look closely enough, because you can clearly see the top part of Jen’s nipple in these shots. And those make this photo shoot one of the best, in my humble opinion.

We are especially lucky this week! Ashley Greene got into a bikini yet again to show us that she’s all human, and that she has a very fine form indeed; Britney Spears gave us a little taste of her ass; and Megan Fox even showed us her pubes! What more could we ask for?

Kelly Brooke has just posed for Playboy, and we get a sneak peek! [Hollywood Sleazy]

There’s little that’s better in this world than Bar Refaeli’s tits and when she stepped out with her main man, Leo, they nearly stepped out too! [Drunken Stepfather]

Ashley Greene slips into a blue bikini at Wet Republic, and it’s enough to make anyone wet. [Hollywood Sleazy]

Britney Spears sure seems to have cleaned up her act lately. But, with this ass flash taken just last week, it’s clear she’s still the same Britney we’ve all known and loved for so long now. [The Superficial]

Megan Fox recently did a photo shoot for FHM and when she tugged her panties down, she did so a bit too much. Although we didn’t get to see her snatch, we did get to see her pubes, just barely. Check out the pics and the video and see if you can get a better look. Either way, it’s still Megan Fox in her undies. [Egotastic]

We have been waiting. And waiting. And then waiting some more. And now, Avril Lavigne has lost full control of her boob as she pops out of the water, and her boob pops right out of her bikini top along with her. This really is more than a nip slip, it’s a full-on titty shot! Ya gotta hand it to Avril; she may have made us wait for it, but it was definitely worth it when it finally happened. And that ass shot? I’m all over that too!

Divorce looks good on her, for sure. Very, very good.