Dirty Mag

The ex-girlfriend of Tom Cruise has made quite a name for herself both in foreign and American films; Penelope Cruz is known not only for her acting skills, but for her fantastic tits as well. Oh and her butt. And the longing with which every man gazes at her crotch, –sorry guys, only millionaires and movie stars get a chance to dip their burrito in that hot sauce.

She’s also known for letting it all hang out; Penelope Cruz doesn’t shy away from performing sex scenes, any more than she shies away from flaunting her breasts on a public beach. Check out some of our choice pics on Penelope Cruz topless. Spicy!

What’s not to love about a pussy that glitters and glimmers with Swarovski crystals? Well, possibly the fact that getting down there, and trying to eat a pussy glittering with rhinestones is equivalent to rubbing your face against broken glass for half an hour. We’re talking real pussy eating here, not that fake porno stuff. Blame the “vajazzling” trend on Jennifer Love Hewitt.

She recently appeared on Lopez Tonight and announced to the world that between her thighs lay nestled –a hot pink disco ball. Hmm. While we mourn the loss of some semblance of conventional modesty, at least we can watch, not to mention, enjoy the sparkly pussy parade. Never mind the potential chafing, and seriously abrasive sex, –it looks pretty!

Let’s face it, there a million of them out there. Hell, it’s hard to keep Nicole Kidman in her clothes; unless she’s in a PG-13 movie, or something meant for kids. Whether Nicole’s acting out a hot scene of mind-blowing sex for the camera, or just walking around on the red carpet, her tits love to be seen.

Either that, or she needs to sue her wardrobe adviser for constantly inducing exposure in public. We selected a few of our favorite nude scenes and titty pics of  Nicole Kidman just for you.

Not only does she have the most annoying-to-type names in existence, Scarlett Johansson is also rumored to star in her very own sex tape. Er, make that alleged sex tape. Or wait, yeah, alleged oral sex audio sex tape. Basically, the skinny on the hottie is this; a recording surfaced in November of ’06, featuring a couple in a car, during which a woman who had mistakenly left her mic on, gives a guy a very steamy blow job.

It sounds a lot like the sultry, low voice of Johansson, who instructs her male friend, “Yeah, cum” toward the end of the recording. The tape was being sold from a since-terminate Tripod site called “ScenesFromACar”, for $20. Most thought it was Lindsay Lohan, but later, focus shifted to Scarlett. Personally, I’d rather see Scarlett give a blow-job, than listen; though alas, like Meri Wilson says in her obscure hit about screwing a phone maintenance man, –”Get it any way you can, right?”

Was Avril Lavigne framed? Or was she really in a sex tape? Who cares? Well, we do, of course! Regardless of whether or not she was actually in any of the sex tapes she was rumored to have participated in, –the blonde in them is definitely hot. I dunno, would Avril really film herself screwing to the sound of her own music? Lady Gaga claimed a while back that she often had sex with her music in the background, but Avril’s music doesn’t really inspire a hard cock so much as a pair of heavily insulated ear muffs.

Don’t worry, you don’t have to be into her music, or her clothes, –because she looks a lot better with her mouth full, and her clothes missing. You know, like any hot female celebrity. If Avril isn’t featured in any sex tapes just yet, that’s okay, there are a ton of nipple slip photos available. Like this one.

Katie Price might be an ignorant English bimbo, but she does have fabulous tits, –according to some sources, when she does don her much neglected bra, it’s an F-size cup. The explicit sex tape features a variety of action; from titty-banging to a vibrator fighting for entrance past crotchless panties, –it’s a thrill ride that for some reason, Katie Price just can’t seem to get into.

Maybe it’s her lack of porn star talent shining through, but this guy doesn’t seem to be doing it for her. “This guy” is actually Dane Bowers, Price’s ex, and probably one of the least attractive English men around. Some interesting trivia about Katie Price: She quit the hit reality show, “I’m a Celebrity Get Me Out of Here“, –where contestants were the focus of a recent scandal because they killed, cooked, and ate a rat.