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Mr Skin’s ‘Top 10 Nude Celebs of 2011′ and How They Stacked Up

Anniboo — Sun, 11 Dec 2011 03:12:47 +0000

Mr. Skin is one of the best celebrity nude sites out there, and when it comes to juicy, straight up nasty celebrity bitches doing crazy shit, they more than deliver the goods. But the television shows they watch are just silly. These are their “best nude scenes of 2011“.

Bianca Kajlich comes in at #10… and I have no idea why. Rules of Engagement is a sitcom, and as far as I know, no one is racing to the couch every week to see it. Plus, she looks like a rejected try-out for Jersey Shore.

Jessica Chastain is a great pick because she’s been big this year, especially in The Help. But the only nude scene they could dig up on her was from “Jolene”, which came out three years ago.

The lesbian sex scene from Game of Thrones, where ‘Little Finger’ is teaching two hotties how to make girl-on-girl action exciting, –that was a great pick also. But, it’s too bad these two chicks are just extras who happen to get naked. Esme Bianco is a former burlesque dancer, and Sahara Knite is a Muslim porn star in Britain (sounds like the name of a …really stupid porno).

Evan Rachel Wood, Elizabeth Olsen, Kirsten Dunst, and Emmy Rossum are the best of the rest, and even so… Evan Rachel Wood’s full frontal in Mildred Pierce was nothing to complain about, but Elizabeth Olsen? The only thing that really makes her notable is the trivia behind her name: she’s the Olsen twins’ younger sister. And she’s the first of the Olsen brats to get naked on screen.

Don’t get me started on Kirsten Dunst’s nude scenes from that mondo-depressive shitstorm Melancholia. They made her look old, and undead. Not like, “vampire undead”, but like, zombie undead, for those of you who have too large of a reference frame for the varieties of attractive states of death.

My favorite is Emmy Rossum, first and foremost because I’ve had dirty lesbian fantasies about her since Phantom of the Opera, but also because she has fantastic tits, a great ass, and she honestly seems to be comfortable with her body on screen. She’s one of those girls who look like they know how to have fun while they fuck, and I love that in a human being, regardless of equipment.

Lindsay Lohan Playboy Spread Leaked!

Anniboo — Sun, 11 Dec 2011 02:57:12 +0000

Lindsay Lohan gets naked for Playboy!

And you know, anyone who’ll buy her drinks for the night. This strategy only works if you have the thousands of dollars necessary to get her drunk, however, so don’t take that advice and run with it. Playboy probably paid big bucks to get Lindsay Lohan naked (suckers), but we’re glad they did. While the shoot doesn’t show any pink (sadface), there are some great shots of Lindsay’s ass and tits (happyface). Lindsay Lohan’s tits are fantastic; she’s had no kids to nurse, so her nipples aren’t gross, and although I’m sure that there are stretch-marks somewhere under the photoshopping, she looks fabulous to me. Favorite shot: the one where she’s looking down while turning back to face the camera, one knee on the couch. She has a great ass, and this shot makes my pussy twitch… mostly because I’d like to sneak up behind her, bite her on the ass, and play with her tits for a few hours. Thank you Playboy, for the decades of inspirational masturbation fantasies! Oh … and hey, pssst! There’s more below containing some of our favorite Lindsay pics through the years.

Watch Kate Winslet’s Tits Come to Life in Titanic 3D Release!

Anniboo — Fri, 20 May 2011 06:40:33 +0000

And honestly, what else is it good for? Seriously? Titanic has a few scenes with some action, some great SPLAT! moments, too, but really, it was a long, long, LONG, love story, that was told by an ancient old broad who tosses a billion bucks into the ocean. So if you’d rather fast-forward through the romantic musings of an Alzheimer’s-ridden geriatric, to get to the real action, we won’t stop you. Kate Winslet has an amazing rack: or at least, she did in this movie. So grab the popcorn, the lube, and the remote…. and take this baby for a test drive!

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Mr. Skin’s Celebrity Fetish Scenes Are Hot!

Anniboo — Fri, 13 May 2011 02:09:15 +0000

As a fellow fetishist and superfreak, I have to say, I’m impressed with Mr. Skin’s latest line-up. There’s a new feature on the site that’s famous for its coverage of celebrities… with the covers off! Yeah, lame nudity joke, I know. But now, celebrities aren’t appearing just -nude-, –Mr. Skin has dragged up the dirtiest scenes of celebrity fetishism and compiled them for those of us who like our celebrity sex spicy, and less vanilla. Heather Graham, Jessica Biel, Jennifer Tilly (wearing a bit gag! eep!) and many more celebrities are shown doing things in their career that they probably found themselves hiring a lawyer to hide. And best of all, it comes from a quality source. Check out Mr. Skin’s Celebrity Fetish Tour now!

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The Kardashians are Baring Their Bikinis!

Anniboo — Mon, 09 May 2011 10:12:20 +0000

And what else can we expect from the Kardashians? Personally, my favorite is Khloe. I absolutely love Khloe Kardashian’s ass. I could probably spend a day just admiring it… and chewing on it. But alas, these are not photos of Khloe’s beautiful big booty… they’re pictures of Kim and Kourtney Kardashian in bikinis… which is almost as good. Kim’s butt has definitely expanded in the last year, so I can’t complain. We’ve included a gallery full of Kardashian T&A, and speaking of Kim’s tits, do I detect swelling? Looks like her boobs have gone up a size, –pretty soon, they’ll be as big as her ass. And how will Kourtney’s white girl proportions ever measure up?

Game of Thrones is on Tonight! Get Ready for Medieval Sex!

Anniboo — Mon, 09 May 2011 01:36:21 +0000

Games of Thrones is practically bursting at its figurative seams with sex, nudity, and… for some reason, incest. Which makes sense, sort of, since incestuous marriages and relations were pretty frequent in the medieval era. So for those of you with sister and brother fantasies, this show is for you. On the other hand, if you don’t want to fuck your sister, –which is okay too, –there’s still plenty of hot scenes. We get to see Emilia Clarke nude in almost every episode, and Lena Headey having sex in one, but she was way hotter in 300. There are also tons of scenes with various whores to look forward to,

Sibel Kekilli Goes Topless in Game of Thrones

Katy Perry Porno: You’ll Never Look at Sesame Street the Same Way!

Anniboo — Fri, 15 Apr 2011 13:48:47 +0000

If you thought Oscar the Grouch was the character most likely to turn to adult entertainment, you were wrong, –apparently, Elmo, what with his crazy tickling fetish, was the first to turn to the dark side. Or Elmer, sorry. The fact that he went there with Katy Perry isn’t that surprising. Katy Perry, Snoop, Lady Gaga, and Rihanna are some of the parody cast members. I have to say, I think lady gaga probably would have been fine about being in the film, if they asked her. I doubt she’d have any qualms about having sex with a Sesame Street puppet. And don’t forget a spoofed Russell Brand appearance! The wig is rather similar to Brand’s actual hairstyle, –as accurate as his overly inarticulate accent. You can watch the hilarious trailer here. I hope you’ll like Katy Pervy as much as I did.

Sammi Sweetheart of Jersey Shore Shows Off Her Pussy

Anniboo — Fri, 15 Apr 2011 03:27:30 +0000

As I sit here, enjoying some ice, some rain, and some cartoons, I occasionally end up seeing things I don’t really want to see. That’s the joy of fully embracing NetFlix. Then I click off into a boredom inspired surfing spree and run into something like Sammi Sweetheart, from Jersey Shore, on her hands and knees with her ass pointed at the camera. She’s looking over her shoulder as if to say “Cock is invited, no RSVP required,” –at least, she is if it’s actually her. There’s been mention that one of the lesser known “guidas” from Jersey Shore’s porno-pic is less than genuine. If you ask me though, they ought to have long ago thrown these chicks into porn, because honestly, –would you rather see these brassy chicks acting like idiots on camera… or acting like whores on camera? I know where my vote’s going.

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Kathy Griffin’s Tits Are Skinnier Than She Is

Anniboo — Sat, 02 Apr 2011 13:02:54 +0000

That’s right guys, the most annoying fag hag on the planet TwitPic’d a topless shot, and –it was shortly deleted, either by her, or TwitPic. Thank god we managed to capture the absurdity of this woman’s withered and floppy boobs before it was permanently wiped off the face of the Internet. Sorry, I just do -not- find this woman attractive. Or funny. I’d rather buy a ticket for Celine Dion than get into a Kathy Griffin show for free. Barf. But for all you sickos who have wanted to see Griffin’s tits, –here they are…. pitiful, flat things that seem to be giving sad, hound dog eyes at whomever they meet.

Taylor Momsen Flashing Her Tits Again

Piranha Sequel Promises More 3D Boobs

Anniboo — Fri, 01 Apr 2011 13:17:46 +0000

I loved Piranha 3D; not just for the tits. It was genuinely funny, and the horror aspect was cheesy but it had punch. Like a hundred topless chicks, eaten, disemboweled, and full on munched hardcore, by piranhas, and not to mention, the hour or so of consolidated topless and full frontal nudity footage. Also very cool. The next film, titled “Piranha 3DD” will also have 3D boobs, and will be filmed in a water park. Bikini clad twenty-something girls get wet and wild and … less bikini clad, in waters that have been invaded (somehow seems -really unlikely-) by flesh eating piranhas. I wonder why they didn’t continue with the giant adult piranha storyline that was left abandoned at the end of the second film. But oh well. I’m for it.

Milla Jovovich Nipple Slip! Hurray!

Anniboo — Fri, 01 Apr 2011 03:12:40 +0000

I love it when the prissy celebrities make serious fashion flubs; or when they make sex tapes they think will -never- see the light of day. And then all of a sudden, BAM! Titties! Not only was Milla Jovovich’s nipple out there waving hi to everyone, –it was out through several pictures, and photo-ops. At no point did anyone bother saying, “Hey babe… uhm, we can see our nipple.” Thank you, all of you, who either had no balls, or were mean spirited enough to want Milla’s nipples out there on the Internet. Delightful. Although she may be flat chest, Jovovich is plenty hot, and we’re always happy to see a hot celebrity’s nipple. Honestly, it looks like the dress was made specifically to show off a nipple. Also, I have to say, as hot as Jovovich is, –her nipples are kind long and weird. I like tiny perky nipples, personally. Any other opinions on Milla’s big nipple?

Kristen Stewart to Play Neal Cassady’s 15 Year Old Mistress?

Anniboo — Wed, 30 Mar 2011 16:26:20 +0000

Jack Kerouac’s book “On the Road”, whose prominent character, Dean Moriarty, is inspired by and based on Neal Cassady, will be coming to the big screen. Should be an interesting film portrayal, since the book was pretty racy and wild, at least in the description of “Dean”s and Mary Lou will be LuAnne Henderson; Neal Cassady’s first wife… who was 15 in reality, and was only with Neal for about a year, before their marriage was annulled, and he settled down with another woman, had kids, –and went on to become a major icon and inspiration to many prominent players in the Beat generation; if you’re lost, what they did, was make drugs really popular for a while, inspire great writers, and popularize living fast and hard. Ask your grandparents about him sometime. Kristen Stewart will be playing Mary Lou, and there will be lots of nudity. In fact, it will be constant. She’s nude in her first couple of scenes, actually. So get ready guys.

Kristen Stewart Upskirt Pictures!

Natalie Portman Ass, and Naked Nymphs in ‘Her Highness’

Anniboo — Wed, 30 Mar 2011 03:48:38 +0000

The new adventure/fantasy/comedy film called “Your Highness” is about a group of incompetents, trying to do some epic thing, probably pretty important, and in the meantime, there’s lots of flubs and silly jokes. But! what they’ve also included in the plot I could care less about, because it’s -been done-, is add Natalie Portman in a thong, –and yep, she bends over, baring the entire booty to audiences lucky enough to see the R-rated trailer, which you can find here. On top of that, at some point, the lucky guys get chased around by naked forest nymphs. There are serious boobs, people. If you’ve ever seen a topless chick run, then you know what I’m talking about. If you haven’t, then you need to see the R-rated version of Monty Python’s The Meaning of Life.

Celebrity Sex Tape Review

Anniboo — Sat, 26 Mar 2011 11:40:39 +0000

Over the last couple of years, there have been so may different celebrity sex tapes. But were any of them any good? Check our list below, and we’ll let you know the sex tapes that sucked, and the sex tapes that were worth a second, third, or fourth look.

Miley Cyrus Sex Tape: It’s good porn, but it’s not really Miley Cyrus, –just somehow who looks and acts exactly like her!

Tila Tequila Leaked Sex Tape: Yes, absolutely, watch it a lot. The single most hot chick-only porn I’ve seen in forever.

Octomom Sex Tape – Ew, hell no! Don’t watch this, ever. It involves infantilism, S&M, and a heavily tattooed man in a diaper. Gag.

The Simpsons Sex Tape – Yeah, maybe if you’re mentally damaged.

Dita Von Teese Sex Tape – Do you really need me to tell you that the burlesque queen would make a hot porno? Thought not.

Kate Ritchie Sex Tape: Nope, bad quality, avoid! It’s grainy, and her body looks like… made of cheese or something. Yech.

Incest: Is it Really the Best?

Anniboo — Fri, 25 Mar 2011 11:20:23 +0000

There are so many incest fetishes out there, and an infinite number of roleplay scenarios that go from popular, to perverse, to insanely criminal. And yet, it’s one of the most popular perversities around. I moonlight as a phonesex operator, and I can’t tell you how many times I’ve been asked to pretend to be a mommy, a daughter, a big sister, etc., and honestly, I’ll admit it gets pretty old. But the scenarios keep changing. Occasionally, a story pops up in a newspaper, in which two consenting adults have formed an incestuous relationship; there are discussion and counsel/support groups online that cater to those who are in a consenting incestuous relationship.

Not sure how I feel about consensual incestuous relationships, though the incest taboo is one of the most ancient sexual taboos of all time. It’s existed for thousands of years, in many cultures, and even animals tend to avoid breeding with their own kind, for the most part. Animals only breed with immediate siblings/ancestors/descendants when there’s nothing else available, particularly in the domesticated settings. Consensual incestuous relationships are heavily politically debated, while in the meantime, incestuous marriages are illegal, unless there is no blood relationship, or if the relatives are very distant from each others’ family tree branches.

Sexually abuse should maintain in its position of illegality, –but should we make it legal for consenting adults to marry, even if they’re an incestuous couple? Or leave it as a private choice, –if a still mostly illegal lifestyle choice. As the word was introduced to the English language in the year 1225, –chances are, it existed before that, –so with it being such an old practice, the chances are, it’s here to stay. Do you sympathize with those who are berated, lynched, attacked, and accused of being sick?

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Our Favorite Scream Queens

Anniboo — Thu, 24 Mar 2011 11:01:17 +0000

Gorgeous horror babes, and scream queens:

Akasha, as portrayed by Aaliyah (RIP) – Aaliyah, gorgeous, with a perfect body, and not to mention, the tragic character now that she’s dead, made the perfect vampire queen. In Queen of the Damned, she was sexy, romantic, deadly, vicious, –a perfect vampire. Her exotic looks totally transcended the genre; she was the black widow of contemporary scream queens.

Paris Hilton – Sure, I know what you’re thinking, –ditzy blonde airhead, –but those are practically prerequisites on the application for scream queen. Her death in House of Wax was priceless, –for one thing, because it was damn creative, and because she managed to survive for a pretty long while. Then, her antics in Repo: The Genetic Opera, –her face-off scene, amazing, plus, she was hot… and she sang!

Jenna Jameson – Just for her role in Zombie Strippers. I know, I could have picked a billion different babes, with way more acting credit, but –she fucking Jenna Jameson. She’s a Jenna Jameson zombie stripper! She’s hot and dead! If you’re a gore-met and a perverted fan of her porn, this is like the Holy Grail of Horror.

Dirty Memories: Channel 98 at 11 PM, Weird Porn Movies, Daisy Duke

Anniboo — Tue, 22 Mar 2011 11:41:55 +0000

The first two are things that totally got my juices flowing back when I was at my most hormonal. Believe it or not guys, girls watch porn too. And when I was a kid, I’d sit down in the basement, desperately trying to focus on what what happening on the jumping frames on channel 98. To this day, I have no idea what the name of this channel was, –but it most certainly was not Skinemax, because you could see all the good bits. Whereas, on Skinemax, you find yourself moving your head around, actually trying to look behind the strategically placed potted plant. Channel 98 was responsible for my first self-achieved orgasm; thank you, jumping and scrambled porn channel.

And weird porno… well, I don’t actually mean weird porno movies, so much as, the days when you had to put porn in a VCR, and the tapes were usually sticky and hidden under your parents bed. I miss porn that had a story to it; Jenna Jameson has been in a few weird ones. I remember at one point seeing a porn in which there were centaurs and nymphs running around. You don’t see stuff like that anymore, in live-action porn anyway.

Daisy Duke, the Catherine Bach version, my first girl crush, mostly because my parents insisted on watching old TV, –later on, I’d fall for Xena and Gabrielle, and fantasize about Amazonian threesomes. But my first lezzy crush definitely involved Daisy Duke, and at 14, I even owned a few pairs. I still do! Cut-off denim shorts that climb pretty high, –not quite ‘hot-pants’, but close, –came from Daisy herself, and for a year or so, I thought about getting in those shorts just as much as the next bisexual teenage girl.

Miley Cyrus Topless? No Thanks!

Anniboo — Mon, 21 Mar 2011 11:29:05 +0000

Why would you want to see Miley Cyrus topless anyway? She looks like a horse, and I suspect that there’s some serious inbreeding going on in that family, –remember those nasty pics she took with her dad? Ugh, now I know, the daddy thing turns some of you on, but seriously, maybe if it was with two attractive people, and if it was roleplay, of course. But Miley Cyrus, topless? Eh, I wasn’t even surreptitiously interested back when she was still jail bait. I live in the midwest, where there are trailer trash girls aplenty, –I don’t need to fantasize over a celebrity piece of trailer trash. And if I was going to, it would be at -least- an attractive hillbilly.