Dirty Mag

Symphorophilia is a paraphilia in which someone is sexually aroused by watching a disaster. These disasters may include something like a fire or a car accident. The person may fantasize about a disaster or watch a real one taking place until he or she becomes aroused and then orgasms.

In some rare cases, an accident that may injure or even kill someone may actually bring the symphorophiliac to the point of orgasm quicker. In a few very rare cases, the fetishist may actually plan out and cause the disaster themselves in order to get off. So it’s not unlikely that an arsonist is setting things ablaze because of sexual desires, but like I said, this is very rare.

I think that we can all agree that Avril Lavigne is fucking hot as is, but know what makes her hotter yet? Being topless!

That’s right boys, Avril will be gracing the cover of Maxim for the third time in November and this time she will be topless. Unfortunately, it’s Maxim, so while she is topless, she is still covered with her hands. Boooo!

But here’s some good news for the dreamers out there – Avril is single again! Yup, her and Deryck Whibley have split. If you’re interested in how to win her heart, then here’s how to do it – In her Maxim interview she said, “I like a classy man, a gentleman who opens the door and gives flowers and always puts the lady first. I’m a little old-fashioned like that.” So maybe one of you guys out there have a shot.

Autagonistophilia is a paraphilia in which someone is aroused by being watched while engaging in sexual acts.

This fetish consists of arousal from being observed while engaging in sexual acts, or from exposing one’s naked body or genitals to strangers while on stage or on camera. Unlike exhibitionism, where the person reveals themselves to unsuspecting people, a person with autagonistophilia will create a situation where someone could watch them if they wanted to.

The perfect situation for someone with this paraphilia would be a live sex show. If you are an autagonistophiliac and are considering joining or starting a sex show, keep in mind that not all cities allow it. Some places consider a form of prostitution, however there are a few that are fine with sex shows.

My goodness! What the fuck is it about Twitter that brings out the inner skank in celebrity trash? Apparently, posting nude (or nearly nude) photos of yourself on Twitter is the cool thing to do nowadays.

The most recent celeb to do this is none other than trainwreck musician, Courtney Love. Courtney recently posted a half-naked picture of herself on Twitter with no explanation or description. Warning: The photo may make your eyes bleed. The picture isn’t sexy, it’s not even close to sexy. Why would she torture us this way?!

Sigh. I wish the hot musicians and actresses would post topless photos – but no, it’s the old creepy ones.

Inflatophilia  is a fetish that can vary in what the inflatophile enjoys. It might be an attraction to inflatable animals and toys (even balloons and inflatable furniture), deriving sexual pleasure from wearing inflatable suits, or even getting aroused from the thought of people inflating like balloons. Someone with this fetish will most likely enjoy the company of a blow-up doll a little more than the average user.

Some inflatophiles enjoy an act known as Popping, which is the deliberate destruction of an inflatable object through puncturing, over-inflation, compression or damaging the exterior in some other manner. This may not be a sexual act though, sometimes it’s simply an act of amusement.

Some big bad photos of Lindsay Lohan and Paris Hilton were recently leaked! The pictures are low quality, but are obviously of Paris and Lindsay.  What do these pictures show you may ask? Well, there are quite a few of them – some show Lindsay and Paris making out, others are of Lindsay making out with some other chick, and worst of all, there are a few that show little Lindsay shooting up. Bad bad girl.

Some claim that the drug pictures of Lindsay are of her “pretending to shoot heroin.” Um yeah, and this lit cigarette I have between my lips, well, I’m only pretending to smoke it. Riiiiiiight.

But look at the positive, we get some sorta hot low quality slut on slut action. Yay?

View all of the leaked photos here.

Martymachlia is getting sexually aroused by having someone watch you and your partner have sex. A martymachliac may ask a third person to watch, or they may purposely have sex in an area where they will get caught, in the hopes that the person will watch them.

Then you have voyeurism, which is getting sexually aroused by watching others have sex (or simply looking at them naked). People with this usually masturbate while they watch, and they’re usually doing it all in secret.

But if you get a martymachliac and a voyeurist together, then you’ve got the perfect combination – everyone’s happy.

Most celebrities use Twitter to connect with fans, talk about their day, promote their music and so on – but then there are the skanky B-listers that use Twitter to show the world just how desperate and slutty they are.

First up is the most recent Twitter whore – Aubrey O’Day. This chick is best known for being a member of Danity Kane, the group from MTV’s Making the Band. We haven’t heard much from Aubrey in the past few months, but that all changed this week when she posted a sleazy photo of herself in her bra and panties on Twitter.

Next up is the biggest Twitter slut of them all – Adrienne Curry. This woman used to be known as the first winner of America’s Next Top Model, but now she is notorious for posting dirty photos of herself on Twitter, some of which are nude pics. Although, compared to Playboy’s Coco, Adrienne’s Twitter pics are quite tame. Coco is a naughty naughty tweeter.

But it’s not just the B-list celebs, even big timers like Demi Moore have posted sexy half naked photos on their Twitter.

Thanks for the wank material girls!

I’ll be talking about something a little different today – vacuum beds (also called vacbeds). Usually used in BDSM play, these beds are an intense bondage device that  allows one to vacuum-pack a partner in latex.

Here is how it works, a person is placed in a latex envelope spanned by a frame, then a suction pump (a vacuum cleaner or shop vac) removes most of the air in the envelope. The person that is inside the envelope breathes through a tube, although, there are vacbeds where a person’s entire body is covered except for their head.

Like any kind of bondage play, people should be cautious. Should anything go wrong there is serious risk of suffocation and/or death, so be careful.

Liquidophilia is a paraphilia in which a person is sexually aroused by immersing his or her genitals in some kind of liquid. It can be any kind of liquid, most prefer just basic water and can be aroused by simply taking a bath. But there are others whose preference is a liquid which resembles milk or looks like bodily secretions.

While this may not come across as a fetish one would seek help to overcome, some may feel that they need to in order to live an ordinary life. It could become an issue when it comes to public places like swimming pools or the beach.