Dirty Mag

Pop diva Britney Spears is working on yet another comeback, and this time around she has focused on her body before anything else. In this month’s edition of Out magazine you can see just what four hours of working out a day can do for a woman’s body. I gotta say, it does a whole lot of good for Britney, she’s looking fucking hot. Not only is she showing off her new hot bod, but she’s also getting our naughty fantasies going by showing us how bendy she is. Sexy!

Now that she’s got the body again she can focus on her upcoming album, here’s hoping it doesn’t suck – but judging on the first single – it will.

Chronophilia refers to a fetish in which one is sexually aroused by the idea of age discrepancy between the sexual partners – young women being turned on by old men, older women being aroused by younger men…etc.

It actually has ties with multiple paraphilias (graeophilia, teleiophilia…etc.) and has to do with the person’s sexuoerotic age being discordant with his or her actual chronological age and is concordant with the age of the partner. Meaning that the person with this disorder is identifying with someone who is either much older or much younger than himself or herself and thus mimicking the other.

Chronophilia could be used to describe something minor like 40-year-old cougars being attracted to 20-year-old men, to something far more serious and horrible  like pedophiles.

Amber Portwood is best known as the abusive bitch from MTV’s reality show Teen Mom. She was that giant sack of crazy the beat the shit out of her baby’s daddy. Yeah, you remember her. Well, karma is a bigger bitch and some naughty pictures of Amber have hit the net. Thank you internet. The pics show the dirty girl stripping down to nothing and while that may sound hot, it’s not. The giant baby tattoo kinda takes away from the sex appeal, that and the fact that she’s nasty. The funny thing is that according to her friends, Amber thinks herself a pinup model.

“Amber fancies herself an old-fashioned pin-up girl. She posed the way she thought a pin-up would.”

Ahaha! Yeah, keep trying, maybe you’ll get there one day.

Back when Avril Lavigne first hit the music scene she was this little anti-girly tomboy that wore nothing but baggy clothes and sang about being true to yourself and shit. Nowadays, she’s all grown up and dressed down… to barely anything. Singing about casual sex and walking around in nothing more than her undies, I gotta say, I dig the grown up Avril. In the video for “What the Hell,” the new lead single to her upcoming album “Goodbye Lullaby,” Avril flaunts her curves in every scene, and this chick looks fucking hot. If you want to see a half naked and perfectly curvy Avril I highly suggest checking out the video here.

Paz de la Huerta has been showing her goodies for some time now on Boardwalk Empire, and as much as we love seeing that tight ass of hers, we really really love seeing her naked and grinding against one incredibly lucky actor.

In the short video titled “Nothing Personal” from filmmaker Matt Black, you can find the sexy Paz de la Huerta nude and going all reverse cowgirl in front of the camera. The video doesn’t really make sense, and she doesn’t even let the poor guy cum, but hell, you’ve got tits, ass and a hot scene, so it’s all good.

You can watch the video HERE.

It turns out that Joe Shuster, the co-creator of Superman, did a whole lot more than draw comics about awesome superheroes, he also drew naughty bondage and S&M pictures! These fetish comics were so filthy for the times that they were banned by the Supreme Court. According the their story, the publisher of the bondage pics was sentenced to prison because of them. The only reason Shuster wasn’t arrested too is that no one knew who drew these comics until a few years ago. Now they’re out in the open for everyone to love, and I gotta admit, I really love them.

Usually the publication of the Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Edition rocks cocks, but this year, eh, not so much. While cover girl Irina Shayk is perfectly sexy from head to toe, with those full lips, flawless tits and curves, the other girls in the mag really don’t really match her level of hotness. Sure, they all have a great body, but neck up, they leave a lot to be desired. From Brooklyn Decker to Cintia Dicker I couldn’t help but wonder what the hell Sports Illustrated was thinking! Maybe I’m too picky, but I so do not find these women attractive in the least. At least they have a nice rack.

Vanessa Hudgens is trying to shed her squeaky clean Disney image in the March issue of Details magazine, because apparently all of those leaked nude photos of her just didn’t cut it. Stripped down and soaking wet, the photos are pretty hot, but not as hot as the pics of her perky little tits.

In the Details’ interview, Vanessa spoke about her transformation from Disney sweetheart into a gun-toting asylum inmate for her role in Sucker Punch.

“We trained with Navy Seals. We were machines, you could NOT fuck with us.”

Whatever you want to believe little Vanessa.

She also spoke about her love life, the only important thing about that chat was when she admitted to being single again. Woo! Hot and single, just how we like ‘em.

Dendrophilia literally means “love of trees.” It is a paraphilia in which people are sexually attracted to or sexually aroused by trees. It takes the term “tree hugger” to a whole new level.

A dendrophile doesn’t simply love trees, they attempt to make love to trees. If such a person were to be caught in the act with a tree, in many circumstances they will claim that they are merely soothing the Tree spirit, that it is an act of worship. It is said that it is actually part of an obscure ritual of fertility. Other dendrophiles are said to be attracted to trees possibly because of their phallic symbolism.

Weekends are meant to be enjoyed and what better way to do that than to ogle some celebrity goodies? Check what the gals are offering us this week!

Naomi Campbell was recently spotted at a beach showing off her man-bod in a tiny bikini. Hey, I’m sure some folks find that flat chest hot.

If you aren’t into super muscled women, then check out Victoria’s Secret model Alessandra Ambrosio and her flawless curves!

In other Victoria’s Secret news, the retailer created a short film called ‘Loves me, Loves me not,’ which allows you to learn some Valentine dos and don’ts from VS models Candice Swanepoel, Erin Heatherton, Lily Aldridge and Adriana Lima.

Now onto the boobs! Holly Madison showed off her girls in a very see-through top in a very sexy photo shoot.

As for ass, well Coco has a whole lot of it, and of course she is showing it off to the whole damn world.