Dirty Mag

Who is currently the most popular woman in the entire world? Kate Middleton of course. Everyone has had their eyes glued to the news to get the dish on England’s new princess, who married Prince William today, and while the wedding is now done and over with, the interest in her hasn’t stopped yet. Which is why everyone is digging up dirt on the future queen of England, like these recently released photos of Kate’s thong. Tsk tsk, a princess really should be more lady like. Ah well, the photos are years old and from her partying days, but that doesn’t make them any less awesome. Who doesn’t want to see hot princess panties? And for a royal, the chick is fucking hot.

Yeah, I can’t wait to miss that.

Heather Morris plays a painfully ditsy but sexy dancer and singer on Glee, and unless you’re an hardcore Gleek chances are you have never heard of her… until recently. This bombshell recently did a photo shoot and dance video with Esquire where she not only shows off those hot moves, but reveals just how sexy that body of hers really is. Thank goodness for tiny body suits. Click here to watch her dancing, I assure you, it will make you hot. Just imagine how she’d move in bed, mmm, happy happy thoughts. Kinda gives you a reason to watch Glee huh?

Remember JoJo, that cute little R&B singer from a while back? Yeah, this girl. Well, she is still around, but she’s not a little girl anymore. Oh no, JoJo is a fucking hot woman now. I mean, seriously, the chick is sexy as all hell. The best part about that is that like all female celebs, JoJo posts photos of herself on her twitter, and they never disappoint.  She posts pics of her cleavage, her perfectly toned body and all sorts of hot shots. I love me a camera whore – especially a fine one. Here’s hoping she sticks around to supply us with more wank material.

Just when you think Evan Rachel Wood can’t get any sexier she tells us she likes men AND women. Mmm girl on girl action with Evan. Hot!

In a candid interview with Esquire Magazine, Evan Rachel Wood was asked if she dates women.

“Yes,” she proudly told the mag. “I grew up in love with David Bowie. So I was always into very androgynous things. Guys, girls… I’m into androgyny in general.”

The sexy actress confessed she tends to take the lead when she’s dating women: “Yeah, I’m more kind of like the guy when it comes to girls. I’m the dominant one… I’m opening the doors, I’m buying dinner. Yeah, I’m romantic.”

Excuse me while I fill my head with new masturbatory fantasies.

Oh yes, Miley is back on Twitter and posting photos like a mad attention whore once again. Hurray! She left Twitter a while back claiming that she was sick of the drama and that she wanted her privacy, but I guess she got over it because she is back on again and posting pictures of her new tattoo, and of herself not wearing a bra. She uploaded the new pic with the caption, “Rocking piggy tails for the first time since like 6th grade! I love summer time.” Odd, I could have swore that it was still Spring. Well, Miley’s stupidity aside, at least we’re getting more sexy pics from her.

Actress Bridget Moynahan, songstress Keri Hilson, the bendy Hellcat Ashley Tisdale, and sexy Hop and Big Bang Theory star Kaley Cuoco took it all off for the pages of the upcoming Allure magazine, and those pictures are glorious! They may be covered, but still, there’s a whole lot to see. Every year Allure talks some hot celebrities into doing a naked photo shoot titled “The Naked Truth” and every year we are filled with joy because of it. They have had everyone from Colbie Caillat to Eliza Dushku participate in the annual shoot. Awesome! While this year is full of hotties, I wish the photographer would have done a little less post-editing on the girls, Kaley’s head looks like it was pasted onto that body. That’s some bad editing. Either way, there’s lots of boobs and ass to make me happy!

Hurray for glorious Kirsten Dunst boobs! She really does have fucking fantastic tits, and we get to see them in the film Melancholia. Melancholia from writer-director Lars Von Trier looks like one of those pretentious artsy indie films that bore you within 10 minutes, but hey, at least this one has naked Kirsten in it! Although, some folks are saying that Kirsten isn’t really the one that’s naked in the film, that she’s using a body double. It’s common for actors and actresses to use doubles to do their nude scenes, but Kirsten has be nude in films before, so why would she start using a double now?

Here’s hoping Kate Bosworth starts a while wave of chicks willing to take their tops off in front of the cameras!

Meredith Vieira is that older chick that co-hosts the Today Show with Matt Lauer, she also hosted Who Wants to Be a Millionaire for a while after Regis left. Yeah, you know, her. Anyway, this famous journalist recently showed off her old lady panties to the world on the Today Show. Tsk tsk, you would think that after being on a live TV show for so many years you would learn to avoid wearing short skirts, or hell, learn to cross your legs. Apparently not, seeing how this isn’t the first time she has flashed her panties to her Today viewers. Maybe this time around she’ll learn her lesson – cross your damn legs, or you know, wear cuter panties.