Dirty Mag

Damn near all celebrities have tattoos nowadays, some of which are much sexier than others. Here’s a small peek at some of the hottest celeb tattoos.

Hayley Williams: The hot lead singer of Paramore has quite a few tattoos, but my favorite is her newest tat on her side. Yea it may be a bit gory, but it’s badass which makes it damn sexy.

Scarlett Johansson: This gorgeous woman has a colorful sunset tattoo on her left inner forearm. Yea, that flawless body of hers just got sexier.

Angelina Jolie: Angelina is the queen of celeb tattoos. She’s also the queen of all sexy stars. Put the two together and you’ve got perfection. All of Anelina’s tats are hot, even the fake ones in Wanted.

An autassassinophiliac is a person who derives sexual pleasure from either putting themselves in life threatening situations, or someone that is sexually aroused by planning their own death.  Autassassinophilia is a very rare and very dangerous paraphilia, it is not to be taken lightly.

In some serious cases, an autassassinophiliac will actually plan their murder and go through with it. They tend to find someone willing to participate and the two create a “murder pact.” A famous case of this was in 1996, when Sharon Lopatka contacted Robert Frederick Glass and had him torture and strangle her to death for mutual sexual gratification.

Sex does a whole lot more than give you fan-fucking-tastic pleasure, it’s also is great for your health. So the next time your lover rolls over and says they aren’t in the mood, let them in on a few of these and they just might give it up.

Relieves Stress: Studies show that sex lowers blood pressure levels and also reduces overall stress level.

Avoids Prostate cancer in men: Frequent ejaculations often remove cancerous cells.

Burns Calories: Everyone know this, it’s an obvious one. But keep in mind that you need more than a quickie to burn calories, it has to be a long good fucking. The more effort the more calories you burn.

Boosts immunity: Those who have sex at least once or twice every week have higher levels of an antibody called immunoglobulin A or Ig A, which helps you fight colds.

Healthy heart: Research shows that having sex at least once a week drastically reduces that risks of a fatal heart attack by almost 50% in all men and women compared to those who had only once a month.

Improves intimacy: An orgasm  increases the level of oxytocin, also known as “love hormone” which plays an important role in building trust between partners.

Reduces Pain: As oxytocin increases, it increases endorphins as well and that in the process reduce the pain and leaves you feeling great.

Boosts Self Esteem: You know it makes you feel awesome when you get your lover off.

Helps you sleep better: Oxytocins released during orgasm not only help to maintain a healthy weight and stabilizes blood pressure, but it also helps to have a better sleep.

It looks like all of the celebs are getting naked these days! We’ve got sexy ladies like Heidi Klum, Katy Perry and Adrianne Curry all showing us some flawless skin.

Heidi Klum: The gorgeous German recently had a photo shoot with GQ, where she is naked… but covered. Lame I know, but it’s better than nothing right?

Katy Perry: Screen caps from Katy’s upcoming video “California Gurlz,” were recently released, and damn, I can’t wait to see the full video. She looks like a tasty piece of candy.

Adrianne Curry: America’s Next Top Model winner Adrianne is known for posting all sorts of naughty pictures of herself on Twitter, but I have to say that the nude beach silhouette photos are my favorite so far.

Electrophilia is a fetish that involves low-frequency electrical stimulation to the sensitive areas of the body, such as the nipples or genitals. This fetish has been associated with BDSM and is considered just one of many of its subcategories. Although, electrostimulation may not always be used in a sadistic and painful manner, like in BDSM, but in a purely pleasurable way. It depends on the participants and on how high the frequency is (most people keep it low, sticking to very small electric shocks). While electro play is usually done with a partner, it can also be done solo.

Most sex toy websites have a section catering to electrophiliacs, with items like electric dildos, shock paddles, electric wands, nipples clamps and so forth. Some electro fetishists choose to use their own electric creations – this is not safe! When done incorrectly and with unsafe equipment electrostimulation can cause tissue damage or even death.

PETA is getting everyone naked, even Twilight cast members! You may not recognize her from these sexy photos, but Christian Serratos played Angela in the past two Twilight flicks (she was the geeky photographer in the glasses that went to school with Bella).

If I didn’t hate Twilight enough before, I hate it so much more now for downplaying this chick’s beauty. I mean, damn, look at that flawless ass! Usually PETA ads aren’t all that hot, but this one is pure sexy win.

On top of that, Christian Serratos will also be the star in this month’s issue of Maxim – and she looks hot as hell in it.

Comedian Chelsea Handler recently had her sex tape leaked. Shock shock. She is now part of a very long list of celebrities with sex tapes. Congrats Chelsea.

But unlike most celebs, she actually came out and spoke about the tape.

“I would like to say to RadarOnline.com, thanks for ruining my surprise Christmas gift to my staff, and number two, it was made as a joke,” she said. “I put it on an audition tape for a comedy club, because I’m a comedienne, and I’ve been showing it at birthday parties for (expletive) years!”

Sex = funny comedian? Hmmm… I’ll let you guys decide, here’s how the tape plays out:

First, Chelsea is fully clothed and she begins by introducing herself, she then goes into a stand-up routine and BAM! it suddenly cuts to Chelsea and her male partner fucking. She’s naked and on all fours, her tits swing as the guy pounds her from behind and she’s constantly making eye contact with the camera. Once they’ve finished, Chelsea’s partner asks, “Did we get the fucking shot?” Chelsea looks into the camera and smiles. Then the tape immediately cuts back into Chelsea continuing her stand-up routine in her apartment.

Danielle Staub, the most hated star on the Bravo reality show ‘Real Housewives of New Jersey,’ is set to have a sex tape go public very soon. Ew.

Hustler has the ridiculously long 75 minute tape and is planning to distribute it on June 14.  The tape is said to have been filmed last September, a few months after 47-year-old Staub began appearing on ‘Housewives.’  It features the hideous Staub with mystery man doing all sorts of filthy things.

The big drama is that she may have leaked the tape herself in order to get an extra 15 minutes of fame. Staub’s castmate and ex-friend Jacqueline Laurita tweets that she heard Danielle released the tape herself, “Heard from a VERY reliable source that D released her OWN sex tape. Heard it’s disgusting. Such disregard 4 her kids.I feel horrible 4 them.”

The furry fetish is a subcategory of the larger transformation fetish community.  The furry fetish is characterized by a sexual attraction to anthropomorphic animal characters with human personalities and characteristics. Most people that are part of this fetish enjoy dressing up as animal characters while engaging in sexual acts, or sometimes engaging in sexual acts with stuffed animals.

Some furry porn is live action, but the majority of furry fetish content is cartoons or animated.  Furry porn is also often combined with other fetishes, like BDSM or foot fetishes. Therefore, as a whole, the furry community is very open to different sexual orientations, attractions, and lifestyles.

Apparently The Hills starlet, Audrina Patridge, isn’t just popular here in the States, but also in Russia. The beauty recently had a photoshoot for the June 2010 issue of FHM Russia, and I have to say, the photos are pretty damn sexy.

While they may not be as revealing as some of her past photos she still gets a hundred awesome points for these classy, yet fucking sexy FHM shots. The chick totally wins the hottest Hills girl award, because come on, she doesn’t look like she’s made of plastic like Barbie doll Heidi Montag. Oh no, Audrina Patridge has the type of body you want to caress every inch of.