Dirty Mag

You know you aren’t tuning into G4 just for the video game reviews, but to also check out the damn fine and geeky Olivia Munn. It’s cool, we’re all doing it.

When this hilarious beauty isn’t co-hosting Attack of the Show! with Kevin Pereira she is modeling for a few magazines – She not only landed the cover of Maxim but also appeared as “Babe of the Month” in a non-nude pictorial in Playboy magazine. Other than making us all hot, she’s also promoting her upcoming book Suck It, Wonder Woman: The Misadventures of a Hollywood Geek. The chick is just too sexy to ignore, and to add to her awesomeness she regularly posts hot pictures of herself on her twitter page.

Lindsay Lohan has drugged away what little movie career she had and now it seems, she’s taking up the life of a porn star. Not a bad switch actually, since her acting leaves much to be desired but her ass and tits are still knockouts. This photo shoot for Purple magazine however, is just a big tease! Lilo shows us her outstanding cleavage, and a profile of her bare ass isn’t bad either, but it’s not like Lindsay to hold back and I don’t understand why she couldn’t just drop the clothes altogether. The best she did was this little number of her in the mesh lingerie, playfully tugging at her panties. That’s hot! But still, a big tease all around if you ask me.

Think that the Ancient Egyptians spent all their time in the temples and worshipping their gods? No doubt, that’s what the Ancient Egyptians want you to think. But they were also people who were highly sexual and whether for child-bearing purposes or not, liked to get it on!

Something that we can all learn from the Egyptians is that they didn’t consider sex a sin, or something to be ashamed of. Because things like masturbation and incest were commonplace, they were not things to be frowned upon or judged within Ancient Egyptian society. The incest is what most people first tend to focus on when it comes to the Ancient Egyptians. And although they did practice incest in some cases, this was usually reserved for holding royalty lineage and was not done for pleasure purposes.

Masturbation on the other hand, was an entirely different matter! Ra was the most famous god of the Ancient Egyptians and it’s thought that he, while in the form of Atum, actually jacked off until his children, Shu and Tefnut, came to be! This is evident by the Pyramid Text from 1248 – 1249. Ra wasn’t so favorable on other matters however.

When Ra’s child Shu had children of his own, Nut and Geb, these children were known for constantly having sex. Ra disapproved of this and commanded Shu to separate the children. However, by that time it was too late and Nut had already become pregnant. Ra became enraged at this and placed a curse on Nut that she would not be able to bear her child during any month of the 360-day year. However, Thoth won a game against Khonsu, the god of the moon and with his winnings, he created five more days so that Nut could bear her child during one of these days. That’s also how our year came to include 365 days.

The Ancient Egyptians were highly sexual people. They loved to have sex and prostitution was not only common, it was sometimes even overseen on Temple grounds. There have also been several sketches and drawings found on Ancient Egyptian caves that show various Egyptians in many different sexual positions. Some think that these were drawn to depict some of the Egyptian brothels that were around at that time but more likely, they were just the remnants of very active Egyptian imaginations! And, the Ancient Egyptians even believed in sex after death. The mummies of male Egyptians have been found with fake, erect penises attached to their mummified bodies, while the women are often decorated with hard nipples. This was so that, in the afterlife, men and women could continue to have sex with each other if they so chose.

When you first think about Ancient Egypt, sexual thoughts might not be the first thing that cross your mind. But the truth is that the Egyptians were highly sexual people and saw sex for what it really is – something to be celebrated and enjoyed, not to be hidden and ashamed of!

It’s been a great week to see some delectable pussies! Or rather, almost see them. Big names like Britney Spears, Katy Perry, and Paris Hilton all must be feeling like spring is just around the corner – and they’re certainly letting it all hang out! Which of these upskirts give you the biggest case of Spring Fever?

Sarah Lane as shaved and exposed Princess Leia [Celebrity Upskirt Shots]

Britney’s butt gets out of a car  [She's So Crazy]

Taylor shows off her twat [The Superficial]

Paris’ peak-a-boo vag [Celebrity Upskirt Shots]

Katy’s vag makes me want to kiss a girl [Make U Shot]

And there ya have it! The hottest pussies this week!

“Zip your lips like a padlock
And meet me in the back with the jack and the jukebox
I dont really care where you live at
Just turn around boy and let me hit that
Don’t be a little bitch with your chit chat
Just show me where your dick’s at”

Ke$ha, the wild and sexy pop singer that sang those filthy-fun lyrics just gave us a glimpse of something a little dirtier, her ass. Unfortunately she doesn’t have much of an ass, it’s almost non-existent. But she talks like a sailor, loves beer, parties like a rockstar and makes you want to dance – so she wins in our book.

Love and Other Drugs is a drama film that’s going to be released later this year. It stars the always stunning Anne Hathaway and according to IMDb, the rumors have been confirmed that Anne will appear nude in the film. That’s obviously where the love part comes in, and from the sounds of it – lots of delicious totally naked Anne kind of love. And the drugs part refers to pharmaceuticals, specifically drugs to get your cock hard. And if a naked Anne Hathaway can’t do that for you, I don’t know what to tell ya.

Jake Gyllenhaal is also in the movie and I know all the ladies in the house are just praying that we get a glimpse of nude Jake too. There’s no trailer as of yet, and even more sad, no screen shots of nude Anne Hathaway. But to tie us over until then, here are some pics of Anne in another movie that she appeared topless in, Havoc. Hm, may just have to rent that until Love and Other Drugs gets released.

Lara Bingle has once again found herself in a nude leaked photo scandal. The photo was allegedly taken by her former boyfriend, Brendan Fevola, in 2006 and now the story goes that Fevola is giving it out to his other football friends and cricket players. The picture is taken on a cell phone and the only photos of it available either include only Lara’s head or block out her beautiful titties. But, because Bingle likes to strip and get her picture taken, only to later sue, we were lucky enough to find some other pics of other scandals she got herself mixed up in.

Bingle is currently engaged to Michael Clarke, who unfortunately for him, is a cricket player. The photo was first published by the women’s magazine Woman’s Day but Fevola is denying that he was the one to leak it.

Lady Gaga is everywhere lately, and so are her tits. First there was the GQ photo shoot, where she bared her tits just enough to leave us wanting more. (Well really, when don’t we want more?) And yesterday she was out attending a MAC Viva Glam launch where she encouraged her fans to use condoms. What she said isn’t really important. It’s what she wore! A nearly completely see-through outfit that completely showed off her tits in all their fine form, and not nearly enough pussy. But okay, it was a public event after all. The headpiece is a little over the top for me but again, Lady Gaga’s a little over the top.

So lesson learned? You can see Lady Gaga’s tits. You can even come up close and personal with them. But unless you’re wearin rubber, that’s about as far as you’re gonna get.

If you haven’t heard, ‘Glee‘ is the big new family show. It’s full of singing and dancing, and some incredibly hot actresses – including Heather Morris. Now, what usually happens when an actress finally hits the big time? Her dirty past comes back to bite her in the ass. Things are no different with the gorgeous Heather Morris.

Before the beauty got her big break on the hit show ‘Glee‘ she posed for a super sexy, yet artistic, photo shoot. Lucky for her (and us) we no longer live in a time where uncovered nude photos kill a star’s career, so her and her cute ass won’t be going anywhere for a while. Win!

Well, after none of her friends wanted to tape her getting it on with her own pussy, Khloe Kardashian has found another way to grab the spotlight. In an upcoming episode of Keeping Up with the Kardashians, Khloe goes topless and bares her beautiful breasts to the world. Hey, I may think the girl’s annoying but her tits sure aren’t!

It appears as though Khloe is maybe trying on a dress while she’s topless. Or maybe the top half of the outfit just fell off? It’s hard to tell but whatever she’s doing, she clearly doesn’t seem to care that her tits are exposed. She’s standing and laughing with a friend and waving at some very lucky bastard who’s not seen in the picture. Hopefully when the episode actually airs we’ll see her fling her hair back or shake it loose so we can get a better look at her perfect pillows.