So I was looking forward to checking out the Evan Rachel Wood hot full-frontal nude in Mildred Pierce, weren’t you? I find out she’s wearing a merkin, and that it’s a popular pubic wig they have actresses wear for nude scenes. Evan said “Let’s just say, I had to wear a wig because it was in the 30s, and everything had to look like it was in the 30s.” Is nothing sacred? A pubic wig? What kind of sadistic motherfucker invented this? I’d like to punch him in the throat. With a rusty screwdriver. That’s all it takes to completely ruin a series. Sometimes it’s hard enough getting lost in a great show, but all the while you’re setup in advance with thoughts of fake pubes floating around taunting you in the back of your mind every few minutes. Merkin, merkin, merkin, insanity! Taking a look at this snapshot, I have to wonder… why bother?